#ellies yellies

[ask-sparkly-heart]

You can talk right here, Ellie-Yelly :)

You’re doing that again? :\ Find a new trick.

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[almightyellie]

I feel like I need to tell you that instead of seeing your url like "almighty ellie" I see it like "almight yellie" everytime I come on your blog lol

HAHAHAHA no one call me ellie ever again, my name is yellie now <3

#this made me laugh out loud #cannot believe i didn’t see this until now #ellie answers

[thebibliomancer]

Essential Avengers: Avengers West Coast #53: THE PLAN PROCEEDS!

December, 1989

ENTER THE U-FOES!

They sure did enter. THERE WAS A DOOR!

I do like the U-Foes. Sorta. I like them in theory.

The Avengers fought them recently in issue #304, on Ellis Island, in a Very Special Episode about immigration. They ended up falling through a portal. I wonder how they got back.

The last times on West Coast Avengers reads like a trauma conga line for Scarlet Witch. All happening in only the past few weeks, as revealed by Wonder Man later in the issue!

Vision was disassembled and rebuilt without emotions. Wanda learned Vision's backstory was a lie. She was kidnapped by a Texas college and pumped full of racism goo. Her children were kidnapped by demons and turned out to be parts of Mephisto. She had her memories of her children wiped. She got kidnapped in an arranged marriage to a serpentine elder god.

And while returning from Atlantis Attacks, she lapsed into a catatonic episode.

Someone give this woman a warm beverage of choice and a blanket!

Relevant last times in Acts of Vengeance: several big name villains and also the Wizard have banded together to have supervillains fight heroes they didn't usually fight. While the Avengers were all busy elsewhere, robots attacked and sank Avengers Island.

Let's get into it, with Magneto's big yelly head and Definitely Not Loki's smaller smug head.

Before the main action of the issue, we look in on some of the "Prime Movers" of the Acts of Vengeance.

Magneto is part of this big supervillain mastermind scheme pile. Possibly out of character for a dude that's been trending anti-villain but here's the thing. He doesn't like superheroes but he's not involved to destroy them. He's involved to try to better mutantkind.

I don't know how on god's green but mostly blue Earth he thinks teaming up with people like Red Skull, the Mandarin, Kingpin, and Dr Doom will accomplish this. But the good thing is that he doesn't think that.

His real, real motive, revealed near the end of the event, is to backstab Red Skull for being a Nazi. Which he accomplishes.

Good on you, Magneto.

Anyway, the guy that is blatantly Loki smarms to himself about how Magneto is just a pawn and actually everything is going how he, the real mastermind, has masterminded it.

He goes to his fancy sitting chair and spies on the Avengers West Coast on his fancy scrying smoke hole.

Definitely Loki: "The time has come to look in once again on those whose very existence is the inspiration for these machinations."

If the complete Acts of Vengeance wasn't 50+ issues, I might cover it in more depth just because lines like this.

Not for the first or least time, Loki is exceptionally pissed off that he accidentally created the Avengers.

In modern times, his tone shifts to more of a bemused pride and he has named himself Basically An Avenger for his role in creating them.

But right now he's pissed and that's a big driving factor for this whole thing.

But it's 50+ issues and touches books way outside the scope of this liveblog. And I just finished Atlantis Attacks recently. So, sorry, no.

Anyway, over at the Avengers West Coast Compound, all that stuff I said about Wanda being catatonic. She is. She's catatonic. Just sitting on the couch, staring at nothing.

Hank admits that he has no idea what to do for Wanda.

... You think a guy with mental health problems of his own would at least have some ideas. I don't think Hank should handle it himself but... I mean, Tony was willing to throw money at the best therapists to help Hank when Hank tried to kill all his friends to prove he was a competent Avenger. Any thoughts on contacting any mental health professional? Even Doc Sampson, the world's worst therapist? Tony? You're in the room? Wanna throw some money around?

You all suck.

Except, oddly enough, Wonder Man.

Who has finally gotten over himself and has offered his brain patterns to help restore Vision's emotional capacity.

Wasp and her huge gloves are like gasp but you'd give up your chance to nail Wanda on the rebound! Because Wasp is horrible in this run! She was my favorite Avenger and now I'm revising the opinion!

Wasp: "Simon... are you sure? You love Wanda. Do you really want to surrender your chance with her? Are you sure that's the right thing to do?" Wonder Man: "More right than the way I've been behaving, Wasp. Whatever my personal feelings in the matter, the Vision is Wanda's husband. I have no business standing in the way of their happiness."

Feels like we're in opposite land.

Case in point: Vision declines the offer.

He's been logicing the situation and has decided that Simon's brain patterns wouldn't restore him to exactly as he was.

I mean, he's right. The memories are all gone. The only memories Vision has are Avengers' case files. All his personal memories were destroyed when his brain was disassembled or when the virus destroyed all the Avengers' Vision records.

He's also wrong because he seems confused about why the brain patterns wouldn't fix the situation. Vision says restoring his brain with the Wonder patterns would make him "nothing more than a copy of that former version of myself."

Wrong.

You can't even keep the plot straight, logic boy.

Whatever the reason, after all this time of Wonder Man watching Wanda emotionally spiral in the hopes that it would somehow lead to her dating him, he realized what a heel he was and offered the patterns to Vision. Who turns him down because he has no idea what's even going on.

I've heard that Wanda/Wonder gets pushed pretty heavily in later comics. Force Works and maybe sooner. So my guess is that Byrne realized that as things were, the fans would absolutely turn against Wonder Man for taking advantage of Wanda's grief.

This way, he got to be the good guy who offered but the offer doesn't change the trajectory of where this plot is going.

Vision also announces he's going to relocate to the East Coast Avengers.

Dun dun dun?

Meanwhile, a weird tangent in the 16th Century where Mary defeated Queen Elizabeth and took over the throne of England.

Elizabeth is about to be executed but Mary's advisor Immortus (!) declines to attend, as he has shit to do.

The shit he has to do is erase this timeline for being bad and wrong.

And now that he's accomplished this, he gets back to ominously commenting on the Scarlet Witch situation.

Something something, plotting, something something, become the true master of time.

God, I don't care.

Back to people I do care about, reluctantly.

Vision explains his robot brain logic. He thinks the East and West headquarters don't have balanced superpowers so he wants to go to New York.

Kind of baffling. The East Coast team has Thor, She-Hulk, Quasar, and sometimes Namor. They've got plenty of muscle. The West Coast is who needs help since a (supposedly) new Iron Man just joined, US Agent is barely around, robot Human Torch is also barely around, and Scarlet Witch is catatonic.

This is stupid reasoning.

But it's just more forcing the characters into the plot. So anyway.

Vapor just appears out of nowhere. And that's capital V Vapor from the U-Foes, as seen on the cover. She turns into cyanide gas and tries to kill Wanda.

And maybe if she hadn't jumped in with a one-liner, she could have done it before everybody noticed but villains gonna hold the villain ball.

Wonder Man tackles Wanda away from the gas and then Iron Man vacuums Vapor into his armor's holding tanks.

But apparently she knows how to turn into a monomolecular mist and infiltrate his suit?

So he expels her.

Then Ironclad, who is also here unnoticed somehow, grabs Iron Man and drags him under the floor.

There's action noises until Ironclad gets punched so hard he lands miles away from the compound.

Good job, Iron Man?

Well, no. Not a good job.

Ironclad lands in the city and decides it'd take too long to get back to the compound. He starts causing havoc in the city to lure the Avengers out to confront him and they never do in this issue.

So there's just a big metal man throwing cars around Los Angeles and nobody follows up on that.

Also, way not to help, anybody else.

INCLUDING VISION.

Outside, robot Human Torch Jim Hammond is talking to Ann Raymond who is still here for some reason.

At least it didn't start with Jim flying around.

Jim asks Ann to tell him again how Toro died, while seeming to have a weird little smile.

Jim. Why. What the fuck?

There's only three possibilities here and none are great.

Anyway, Ann wasn't actually there for it so she says, again, that according to what Namor said... Oh, a metal man just flew out of the main house. Phew, thank god, an out for this awkward conversation.

Jim Flames On and flies after the metal man.

Since he has no idea what's going on, he's thinking maybe the dude needs to be rescued but before he can get around to it, X-Ray shows up and blasts him.

Robot Human Torch: "Hard radiation! Can't... really damage my android body... but... hurts like the dickens!"

Well. Hard radiation can actually damage machinery. I was briefly fixated on the Chernobyl disaster for a bit. High radiation can fry electronics and even weaken metal.

Not that radiation is ever treated realistically in comics.

Realistically every superhero would have so much cancer. And that would be depressing so let's not.

Anyway, robot Human Torch and X-Ray duel in the sky while Ann watches from the ground and wonders what the hell is going on.

She goes to check on the rest of the Avengers and is startled when Wonder Man leaps through a window with Scarlet Witch and Dr Pym.

After Iron Man expelled Vapor from his armor, she went back to her old tricks so Simon evacuated the people who could die from gas inhalation. Also, Wasp is here. She followed under her own wingpower.

Inside, Iron Man and Vision are trying to contain Vapor.

Wasp advises Ann to get away from the building because Vapor can turn into any kind of gas, including-

Flammable ones, yes.

Meanwhile, Ironclad starts rampaging in the city to try to draw the Avengers to him.

Robot Human Torch Jim Hammond notices and wonders why the Avengers aren't doing anything about it. But he also notices the mansion is on fire.

Robot Human Torch: "Flaming fireballs!"

Walloping websnappers!

Robot Human Torch decides he's gotta take care of X-Ray fast so he can go help at the mansion. But he's saying this out loud so X-Ray puts him in a full nelson.

X-Ray: "You're not going to find that so easy to do, hot shot! You're not gonna kill me like you did Vector!" Robot Human Torch: "Kill...?? Who...??"

Yeah, what?

Also, I know that heat is also not often treated very realistically by comics but shouldn't putting a flaming man in a headlock hurt?

Anyway.

Back at the flaming mansion, Iron Man gives up trying to put it out. He's used all his fire-fighting capability but Vapor keeps feeding the flames.

... Isn't burning up bad for her? Isn't there a limit to how much gas she can turn into? Like, when gas burns, it does turn into another type of gas. But it also turns into heat and explosions so some of the mass is transformed into energy.

Dr Pym decides that their only hope at fighting exactly one lady who turns into gas -- seriously, I can't believe the Avengers are having this much trouble -- lies in smashing the win button.

But Wanda, the resident win button, is in a catatonic state.

So Hank decides to shock her out of it.

By whispering to her that Vision is in danger.

Wanda rouses from her catatonic state and looks around for Vision.

And sees him... as his classic red-skinned self. Because... she's hallucinating that he's been restored to his "real self"...

Huh. This is very a red flag.

But its funny how Wonder Man is just glaring from the background as Wanda pays attention to Vision.

Fuck you, Wonder Man.

Scarlet Witch does her thing and the fire just goes out. Not just that but Vapor is forced back into her human form.

Hooray, now they can bonk her on the head and throw her into arson jail.

Except, no.

Vector shows up, very not dead, and blasts at the Avengers so Vapor can flee.

Also, after Vapor and Vector regroup away from the mansion, Vapor actually explains why the U-Foes were attacking.

After they broke out of the Vault... dunno how they got there. I thought they were lost in another dimension. Whatever. After they broke out of the Vault, they split up to make it harder to capture them all and headed toward a secret base.

But when they got there, the place was smashed up and they found a security recording of the Avengers (West Coast) blowing up Vector.

So they all decided to go get revenge for their beloved leader.

But Vector explains he has no idea why there was a recording of that because it never happened to him. He was delayed and arrived after the rest of them.

When he realized they'd all gone off half-cocked to attack the Avengers, he went to go save them.

Vector: "Without me to formulate a proper plan of attack, however, you were certain to fail, and wind up being shipped back to the Vault."

X-Ray shows up and goes 'nuh uh' and boasts that he took out human Human Torch Johnny Storm.

Vapor tells him that's not Johnny Storm. And X-Ray goes uh well I killed a guy so I'm still cool. Except he didn't even kill a guy. Because the guy is an android. Vector explains that its the original Human Torch, who is an android from the 40s, and that Vapor and X-Ray are idiots.

Since Vector isn't dead, the three U-Foes fuck off to go retrieve Ironclad. Someone played them so they're not going to attack the Avengers until they figure out why.

Back at the mansion, Iron Man suggests going after the U-Foes but Hank says NO.

While all that U-Foe exposition was happening, Hank tried to make contact with Avengers Island and couldn't. So Hank wants to split up, gang. We'll cover more plot threads that way.

Vision, Wonder Man, and Iron Man are Team Go Find Robot Human Torch and Then Track Down the U-Foes.

Wasp, Dr Pym, and Scarlet Witch are on Team Find Out What's Happening to the Rest of the Avengers.

Scarlet Witch protests that she's going with Vision. Dr Pym says they'll need her if someone attacked Avengers Island. So Vision compromises by saying he'll go to New York. He wanted to do that anyway.

Dr Pym accepts this.

I don't think Team Find the U-Foes ever finds the U-Foes. I clicked through the rest of the Acts of Vengeance Avengers and West Coast Avengers issues on the wiki and the book just moves onto other plots.

This is frustrating because for an U-Foes/Avengers West Coast fight... it sucks.

Vector only shows up at the end because he's the reason for the fight. Ironclad gets uppercut out of the plot and nobody cares to go looking for him. X-Ray only fights robot Human Torch. And Vapor alone stymies Vision, Iron Man, Wonder Man, the Wasp, and Dr Pym. And mostly off-panel.

And even when Wanda enters the action by being shocked out of her catatonic state, the Avengers don't get to win the day.

The U-Foes just fuck off.

I feel like the Avengers have been mostly getting L's or heavily qualified W's lately.

The West Coast Avengers:

They couldn't do anything to Vigilance after they dismantled Vision except blow up their base. A base they didn't need anymore. And then insult to injury, the government sticks them with US Agent.

A Texas college jams Wanda full of evil goo and the West Coast Avengers never shows up to rescue her because they get distracted.

They couldn't stop Master Pandemonium from kidnapping and eating Wanda's babies and then get trounced by the guy, having to be bailed out of the Master P and then Mephisto situation by Agatha Harkness who takes the opportunity to wipe Wanda's memories.

And now the U-Foes of all people style on the West Coast Avengers with only one of their members and the Avengers don't even get to finish the fight.

Over with the East Coast Avengers:

The Lava Men nearly destroy Avengers Island and a giant Lava Man monster beats up the team. The Avengers don't win so much as run out the clock and Gilgamesh "dies" during the fight.

Then when the Avengers go looking for the Eternals to help Gilgamesh, they get beat up by Blastaar and don't win so much as run out the clock so that the Eternals show up to wrap things up

Avengers Island does get totally destroyed in Acts of Vengeance.

I don't know if this is building to something. Shooter had the Avengers get beaten up a lot and win by chance in his first Avengers run but that led to group drama and a restructuring of the team.

Byrne just seems not to want to write the Avengers actually winning.

Or in the case of the West Coast Avengers, he doesn't seem to want to write them doing anything except sitting around watching horrible things happen to Wanda.

I dunno. It's not so many examples but it's notable because Byrne is writing both books and he keeps writing three issue arcs which beat around the bush a lot and then end without the Avengers really doing much.

Maybe I'm just complaining.

As Dr Pym pilots a Quinjet to New York, Wasp asks him if he's upset by Wanda demanding to go with Vision.

And he says no. He just has a bad feeling about everything that's happening. The U-Foes attacking for no reason and Avengers Island going silent (hey, wait, they were broadcasting a distress signal... BYRNE YOU ARE WRITING BOTH BOOKS!!).

Hank is worried there's something bigger going on than just usual villainy.

He's right. Acts of Vengeance is going on.

But anyway.

Next post will follow Hank and co to New York for Avengers #312.

Follow @essential-avengers because how else will you receive just deep insight as 'comic book character comments that he thinks he's in a big event plot and is right'? You wouldn't. Like and reblog too, maybe. Can't force you. As far as you know. Maybe I have the power of telekinesis. You don't know.

#avengers #essential avengers #west coast avengers #U Foes #Acts of Vengeance #Hank Pym #Dr Pym #Iron Man #the Vision #Scarlet Witch #Wonder Man #the Wasp #robot Human Torch #Immortus #alternate history Queen Elizabeth and Queen Mary #why is US Agent never around when he'd be marginally useful?

[gokhanerturkey]

Depreme dayanıksız insan yetiştiriyoruz

Mahmut Toptaş

Depreme dayanıksız adam, ev yaptırmak için, eli yönet (yatkın) bir şantiye şefine, iki katlı evinin planını çizdirir.

Plan imzalama yetkisi olan depreme dayanıksız mühendise, az para karşılığında imzalattıktan sonra, depreme dayanıksız yetiştirdiği oğlunu yanına alır ve depreme dayanıksız belediye başkanının yanına gider.

Başkanla çocukluk arkadaşıdır.

Başkan, fen işleri müdürünü çağırır, “Bu benim arkadaşımdır. İki kat versek, üçüncü katı kaçak olarak yapar. Onun için üç kat ver ve kanuna uygun olsun” der.

Depreme dayanıksız adam, dayanıksız yetiştirdiği oğluna göz kırpar ve dört parmağını gösterir.

Yani üç kat kanuni olunca, dördüncü katı da kaçak çıkacaktır.

Depremde yıkılan evlerin planını yapan, onaylayan, binayı yapanları asacaksın, müebbet hapse atacaksın diyenlerden değilim.

O zaman ayakta gezecek adam bulamayız.

Cezayı verecek adamın hayattaki sallantılarıyla zarar görenler var.

Zincirleme depreme dayanıksız adam yetiştiriyoruz.

Deprem, yerkabuğunun çatlaması, fay hatlarının hareketlenmesi, enerji sıkışması, titreşimler, sürtünmeler…. Nedeniyle meydana geldiği okul kitaplarında anlatılır, yazılır, çizilir, baykuş gibi korku sesleri çıkarılır ama depremi engelleyecek bir güç olmadığını da söylemelerine rağmen bu hareketleri, kırılmaları, çatlamaları, sürtünmeleri, titreşimleri yapanın Allah celle calalüh olduğu anlatılmadığı sürece depreme dayanıksız adam üretmeye devam edeceğiz demektir.

Depreme dayanıklı adam Enes bin Malik, Allah Rasülü’nün şöyle dediğini haber verir:

“Allah, yeryüzünü yarattığında o sallanmaya başlar. Bunun üzerine dağları yaratır, sallanması durur.

Melekler sorar: “Ya Rab, dağlardan daha güçlüsünü yarattın mı?

- "Evet, demiri yarattım" der.

- Demirden daha güçlü bir şey yarattın mı?

- "Evet, ateşi yarattım" der.

- Ateşten daha güçlü bir şey yarattın mı?

- "Evet, suyu yarattım."

- Sudan daha güçlü bir şey yarattın mı?

- "Evet, rüzgârı yarattım."

- Rüzgârdan daha güçlü bir şeyi yarattın mı?

"Evet, sağ eliyle verdiği sadakayı sol elinden gizleyen insanı yarattım" diye cevap verir. (Tirmizi, Ebvab-üt-tefsir, hadis 3366, Ahmet, Müsned, 3/124)

Sel felaketi karşısında sızlanan insan, kendi gücünün farkında olmayan insandır.

Dağları delik deşik eden, kalbur ile eleyen, üzerinden yollar, içinden tüneller geçiren makineler demirdendir.

Demiri eriten, su gibi akıtan, ateştir.

Ateşler ne kadar büyük olursa olsun, onu söndüren de sudur.

Dünyanın dörtte üçünü kaplayan denizlerin beşiğini sallayıveren, dağ gibi dalgalar meydana getiren, "Kimse bunu batıramaz" denilen Titanik‘i karpuz kabuğu gibi salladıktan sonra batırıveren buz ve rüzgârdır.

Rüzgârdan daha güçlü olan ise "Sağ eliyle verdiği sadakayı sol elinden gizleyen insan"dır.

Hadis-i şerife yeniden dikkat ederseniz, en katı ve güçlü gibi görünen dağdan demire, ateşe, suya, rüzgâra ve insana geçerken hep yumuşayarak geçiliyor.

En yumuşak olan rüzgâr, hepsini etkiliyor.

Siz, siz olun, selli dereye, yelli bele ev yapmayın.

Depremleri yaratan, kasırgaları estiren Allah’a imanınızı sağlam tutun, onun emir ve yasaklarına aykırı hiçbir kişi, kurum ve kuruluşun emir ve yasaklarını kabul etmeyin.

İşinizi, Yaradan’ın tabiat kanunlarına ve şeriat kanunlarına uygun, temiz, güzel ve sağlam yapın.

"Sadaka" deyince yalnız dilenciye verilen elli kuruşu hatıra getirmeyiniz.

Mimar Sinan’ın İkitelli’deki yaptığı köprü de "sadaka-i cariyedir". Yani kıyamete kadar sevabı devam edecek hayır demektir.

O köprüyü görmek için özel bir yolculuk yapınız, gidiniz ve görünüz.

Bundan birkaç sene önce İkitelli’de su baskınları olduğunda televizyon kanalının biri özellikle gösterdi.

Yol genişletmesi için Mimar Sinan’ın yaptığı köprünün on metre yakınına bir köprü daha yapılmış.

O su baskınında Sinan’ın yaptığı köprüden geçen sel suyu, yeni yapılan köprüye sığmayınca geri yığılma meydana gelmiş ve hemen arkasında olan ATV kanalı ile Sabah gazetesini ve diğer işyerlerini su basmıştı.

Köprünün biri, çağdaş mimarlarımızın işi, öbürü yaptığı işi "sadaka-i cariye" niyetiyle yapan Mimar Sinan’ın eseri.

Ayrıca Mimar Sinan, Kur’an-ı Kerim okuyor ve oradan Ra‘d Sûresi’nin 17’nci ayetinden mimari tasarım dersi alıyordu.

Rabbimiz o ayetinde, "Allah gökyüzünden suyu (yağmuru) indirdi de vadiler kendi miktarınca su akıttı" buyurarak, vadiler ile yağan yağmur arasında bir oran olduğuna dikkat çekiyor.

Dünyanın neresine giderseniz gidin. Çayın, derenin, ırmağın, nehrin aktığı yerler, akan su ile orantılıdır.

"Dağına göre duman olur" deriz ya, işte öyle.

Köprü, kanal, dere ıslahı gibi işler yapılırken bu ayet esas alınsa ve işi yapacak kişi, yüz yıllık yağmur yağma cetvellerini kontrol etse, ayette bildirilen su miktarını belirlemiş olur.

Vadinin etrafındaki dağ, dağın meyli, dağdaki kar oranı, vadinin büyüklüğü veya küçüklüğünü esas alarak köprünün oranını onlara göre yapsa "sadaka- cariyesini" yapmış olur ve sele, fırtınaya, heyelana, depreme karşı önlemini almış olur.

Bütün bunları yaparken "sadaka-i cariye" yapıyorum inancıyla yaptığından ön araştırma masrafından, ehil eleman masrafından, demirden, çimentodan vs’den kaçmaz ve çalmaz.

Biz, bize can veren, hayat bahşeden ve bir ismi Hayy olan Allah’ın (c.c.) "Hayy" hattında yürüyoruz.

Ana rahminde bize can veren "Hayy" olan Allah’tır.

Kabre kadar her nefes alışverişimizde, her göz açıp kapamamızda "Hayy" olan Allah’a muhtacız.

O "Hayy" olan Allah’ın hayat bulmamız için bize gösterdiği sıratı müstakim/peygamberlerin dosdoğru gittiği "Hayy" hattında bir ömür boyu yolculuk yapacağız.

Ancak selli dereye, yelli bele ev yapmadığımız gibi fay hattına da ev yapmayız. "Hayy" hattında peygamberler yolunda yürüyen depreme dayanıklı adamın yaptığı evler, kurduğu şehirler dayanıklı olur.

Depreme dayanıklı evden önce şan, şöhret, makam, mevki, rütbe, servet, şehvet fırtınalarına karşı dayanıklı adam yetiştirmediğimiz sürece daha çok "Çarşambayı sel aldı" türküsüne devam ederiz.

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[citrusgroves]

thank you so much @shiftythrifting for my amazing sweater I love it so much already

#ellies yellies #ellie speaks #image tag #I LOVE THIS SWEATSHIRT

[nothorses]

i would die for sarcastic youtube movie critics who actually know what theyre talking about

#not the yelly white men #but lindsay ellis? #sign me the fuck up for her personal army #not horses

[partyinthemysterymachine]

*grabs your face and looks directly into your eyes* you asked me nick/ellis so I am returning the favor. Do it coward 😘😘

licks ur nose

i am no coward, i am a being of absolute destroyed shame, and how dare you insinuate otherwise

Ship It

What made you ship it?

i played L4D2 and it just kind of happened on its own, just a himbo country boy mechanic doing everything he can to make a high roller in a white suit wonder why in the hell he’s trying so hard to survive when he has to deal with THIS fucking guy the whole time i mean come ON nobody cares about Keith, Ellis, and at this point he’s pretty sure there IS no Keith and Keith is just some made up dumbsona that he kins and probably uses to RP in Team Fortress 2

and how right on the nose he is

What are your favorite things about the ship?

i too enjoy Grouchy Bastard with Lovable Moron Sunshine Boy. it’s probably my top tier trope. but i never write it. that’s just too much! i could never. ever. 

glances at camera

i like it when begrudging meets sincere and they have no idea what to do about the other one except their absolute worst (while thinking it’s their best) at all times

Ellis is the kind of guy who would steal a cotton candy machine and an open bag of sugar and hook it up to a generator to make cotton candy and uses stuff like sticks off the ground or like, a screwdriver to gather up the cotton candy and the guy is a walking hazard in general but he’s really fuckin smart and that kind of person who is genuine, stupid, and goddamn quicker and more useful than he initially let on is something that i personally love and probably gets Nick hard 

ever thought about Ellis picking leeches off Nick? i think about it sometimes. it’s romantic

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

never here for woobification and sunshine characters tend to get it on default, but what really plucks my feathers is when it’s done with more “serious” characters. personally i haven’t been poking around the fandom since i last played in like 2011 or so but idk Nick seems to be the type of character that would get a dose of that

bring back nyeeeiiick/yellis 2k20

#ches writes #l4d2 #i just rly love them ok..... #still got my ellis hat!! though i'm semi-retiring it since i got that travis hat #beautiful dumb trucker/mechanic types are a weakness #don't even get me started on nick's tacky ass white suit and blue shirt #that's like kryptonite #he's so fucking tacky and he OWNS it #i hope i grow up to be nick left 4 dead 2 #he's a positive role model #adreamingofguns

[generousgirlfriend]

Jelly Elly

Yelly Elly

Smelly Elly

F*** off Finn Kelly Elly

Unwelly Elly

Baby Belly Elly

Definitely going to Hell-y for this, Elly

Elly fell-y

Skele-Elly*

*witchy but idc

ChElly

#the many faces of #elly conway #neighbours #chelly #chloe x elly #chelly moods

[acespacecadet]

Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag twenty blogs to get to know them better

tagged by @meiyanaalexia Thank you for tagging me!

Nickname: I’m usually Ellie, but I have acquired the nicknames Ellington, Ellie Baba, and Yellie.

Gender: Nonbinary

Star Sign: Aries

Height: 5ft 2in

Time: 3:28pm

Birthday: April 16th

Favorite Bands: Umm, sorry I don’t have a good answer because I don’t listen to many bands. But I do listen to a lot of Weird Al, and even though his name is the title name, he has a band, so that counts, right?

Favorite Solo Artist: Kesha, Carly Rae Jepsen 

Song Stuck in My Head: Bikini Bottom Day (sung by the cast) SpongeBob SquarePants the Musical

Last Movie I Watched: Black Panther! It was a great movie, I absolutely loved it.

Last Show I Saw: My sister’s school put on a play, but I can’t remember the title! It was about an actor playing a pirate being kidnapped by real pirates.

When Did I Create My Blog: August 7 2016

What Do I Post: Jokes, memes, fandom stuff (whatever fandom I’m into at the time), and sometimes political stuff. 

Last Thing I Googled: Koko Car-tunes (I’m trying to learn about Max Fleischer and Walt Disney for a class)

Do You Have Any Other Blogs: Nope, it’s all dumped in the same place lol 

Do You Get Asks: Occasionally, and I love when I do! Its a lot of fun to answer questions. 

Why Did You Choose Your url: I’m asexual and I love space, so I thought, why not combine the two?

Types of Blogs You Follow: I follow a variety of blogs, either because I agree with their views, we share similar interests, their in the same fandom as me, I enjoy their sense of humor, and sometimes I follow a blog because they fit into all of the above.

Following Blogs: 31

Followers: 18

Nationality: American

Favorite Colors: Pink, purple, and blue

Favorite Song Right Now: I’m Not a Loser (sung by Gavin Lee as Squidward Q. Tentacles) From SpongeBob SquarePants the Musical 

What Am I Wearing: Blue jeans, an oversized grey t-shirt, with a big pink Minnie Mouse sweatshirt over top

How Many Blankets I Sleep With: Two in the winter, one the rest of the year

Dream Job: Screen Writer

Dream Vacation Trip: I’d like to go to Florida so I can visit Disney World and Universal

Favorite Food: I love ice cream, especially mint chocolate chip.

I tag @calavicciis @pansexualwonderboy @zukology @schrodingers-nipples and @unmistrusting I know that’s way less than 20 but its a few!

#Thanks for tagging me #this was fun

[woodsrotting]

WELL you know you're el for me and yellis for Felipe ABDJSKDNEKDN

I BARELY HEAR MYSELF AS “ELLIS” ANYMORE I ALWAYS HEAR “EL” OR “YELLIS” I LOVE IT.

I WISH I KNEW A NICKNAME FOR U BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY.. AH.

#friend interaction

[theperfectpsychic]

REPOST. DON’T REBLOG. post TEN characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as & might bring back. (if you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can. feel free to go over ten, too.)

CURRENTLY PLAYING.

Well, on this blog the ingredients list says BoTW Link, but there's a dark truth. (Twilight Princess Link, and Ghirahim on the side)

HAVE TRIED TO PLAY / HAS A BLOG FOR.

Wander @wandering-bumfuzzle-archived (he gone); Major Threat @get-some-peace (gone); Dr. Screwball Jones @peeling-punny (didn't even); Ziv my spider oc @asickeninglysweetspider (lost in abyss); Prince Sidon @heartybass (gulping for water but active kinda); Gorman my wizard guy @gcrman (at this point only a strong magic would save him, though he hardly was an rp blog) Yellis my Zora oc @smallsanke (hasn't really started up but she's feeling pretty ok!); Ghirahim @thesupplesword (name holder because who knows); Mipha (temp. on main); Urbosa (temp. on main)

WOULD LIKE TO PLAY (BUT ARE NEVER HAPPENING).

Sombra (OverWatch); Ana (OW); Imelda (Coco); Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2); Nick (L4D2); Altaïr (Assassin's Creed); Dipper (Gravity Falls); Mabel (GF); Kenny (South Park); Prince Sidon as a dragon (BoTW)

tagged by: my courage to steal memes

tagging: I'm scared to tag people so just take it, please!

#half bassed || ooc || #long post

[citrusgroves]

Dnd classes as shit i've said

Monk:

"ya but ur evil powers can't do shit if I knock u unconscious w my staff"

Barbarian:

"like Obviously she's pissed but"

Wizard:

"the hygiene thing was a joke she's just shitty with social interactions"

Fighter:

"I'm just a chaotic bastard"

Ranger:

"Very avoidant"

Bard:

"not 2 sound straight but ya lol"

Druid:

"he was getting groceries and they ran into eachother"

Cleric:

"shes done with so much bullshit"

Sorcerer:

"Aight so avoid the hands, Got it"

Warlock:

"BAD avatar!!! BAD!!!"

Rogue:

"I got a dumb helmet that I might sell idk lol"

#ellies yellies #dnd #dnd rpg #tabletop rpg #tabletop #tabletop dnd

[citrusgroves]

Premier Ball, Pokédex, Lucky Egg, and Moonblast!

Premier Ball- Favorite Gen 1 Pokemon

Either Tauros or Raichu!!

Pokedex- Favorite/Perfect team

I HAVE A PICTURE OF THIS THEY WERE MY TEAM I GRINDED SO HARD FOR SOLGALEO

Lucky Egg- Gym theme/team

Moonblast- Favorite fairy types

Cleffa,,,, and Cottonee,,,,

#pokemon ask meme #ellies yellies #ellie speaks