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incorrectbellimala · 13 hours ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #730
Sam: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Swin: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Sam: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them.
Swin: Yes, I know.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #729
Sam: So apparently, feeling like something is about to go wrong is called 'anxiety' and not 'spider-sense'.
Swin: ... that explains so much.
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incorrectbellimala · a day ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #726
Swin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Sam: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Swin: It fucking sucks.
Sam: That’s not constructive criticism.
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incorrectbellimala · 5 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #712
Isla: Okay, let's stop using the term 'butthurt'. We're not twelve anymore.
Shaia: You sound fannytroubled.
Swin: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Sam: Someone's having a tushytantrum.
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incorrectbellimala · 7 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #707
Sam: Ah.. I have composed a song just for this occasion. starts tuning his lute. It goes a bit like this.
Lamlis: He is going to start singing isn’t he?
Swin: Yup.
Lamlis: But he is aware that this building is collapsing right?
Swin: Possibly.
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incorrectbellimala · 8 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #701
Luna: Damn, Sparks is gorgeous.
Sam: Aw, don't worry, mate. You're gorgeous as well.
Luna: Sam, I'm not jealous, I'm being gay.
Sam: Oh.
Luna: But that was sweet, thank you.
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incorrectbellimala · 15 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #674
Sam: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is wet?
Isla: I never have, but thanks for ruining my life.
Mort: Don't worry! There will come a time where it won't be!
Isla: Thanks! Even worse!
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incorrectbellimala · 16 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #671
Sam: I need a haircut.
Isla: I could do it.
Sam: You can cut hair, Isla?
Isla: Sure, I cut Swin's hair all the time.
Swin: When do you cut my hair?
Isla: You take a lot of naps.
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incorrectbellimala · 20 days ago
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Incorrect Belli Mala #659
Swin: What are we gonna do?
Sam: Ah, what are you so worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.
Swin: Is this really the time to be making short jokes!?
Sam: Swin, it is never not the time because, just like you, life is short.
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bardicc-inspo · 20 days ago
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Sometimes i like to think that my bard, who i originally planned to be a college of swords bard but ended up being college of eloquence, actually did that exact thing. They practiced and practiced sword fighting whether it was stage or sparring for years. But somehow, when they joined this group of numskulls they fell into that sweet-talker and support role. Sure, they always had a knack for talking to people and getting what they want, but never considered it a main skill.
They love what they do, don't get me wrong, but it's fun to think that they thought they were going to be this flare fighter (moon touched rapier in all) but is now the voice of this adventuring party.
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