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halfelven · 2 days ago
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Elrond and Bilbo having fun in the garden~ Elrond holds the watering can over Bilbo's head and waters Bilbo to "help him grow"
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ecthel-on · a day ago
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Elrond: Sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird
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livielfinarfiniel · 17 hours ago
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Elrond: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Glorfindel: *standing on top of the dinner table with Erestor, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir and Estel* Those are some bold words from a man standing in lava.
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youareunbearable · 2 days ago
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AU where Celebrimbor is alive and Eregion still stands cause Galadriel slapped Sauron out of his Elf cosplay before he turned Celebrimbor into his personal flag
Nothing is really any different except Dwarves and Elves have a better relationship but I just want Tyelpë to also be a member of the White Council cause he's also one of the first elves to come to middle earth (even tho he was a kid at the time) so he technically older then the sun and moon, has the light of the two trees in his eyes, and created the Rings Of Power even if he himself doesnt carry one so he's invited on principle
BUT he just has ZERO respect for Saurman and Gandalf (though Gandalf can have a sense of humour sometimes)
Like his grandfather personally told Manwë to fuck off, his great uncle wounded Morgoth 7 times, his eldest uncles stole the Silmarils right out from a Maiar's hands, his whole family fought and defeated Dragons and Balrogs, he personally created Rings of Power that could rival his grandfather's work, all while spending years with Sauron in disguise and lived so why should he listen to you?
Elrond is long suffering at his.... cousin???? Uncle???? Gandalf is amused but hiding it well , Galadriel is having a great time and is barely hiding it at all, and Saurman is seething
Celebrimbor makes a rude guesture at him in Dwarven Igilshmek
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nikol-nikiforova · 16 hours ago
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Headcanon - Maglor, Caranthir, Haleth, Elrond, Gil-Galad, Fingolfin, Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir, Thranduil, Dior Eluchîl, Nimloth, Frodo, Dís daughter of Thrain, Námo and Arien the Maia are among those people who, when drunk, are still able to form fully coherent sentences.
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armin-ocean-eyes · 2 days ago
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The elves of middle earth would love greek mythology(or just mythology in general) but the story Orpheus and eurydice, they're gone, they are sobbing and throwing up.
And how different the greek gods are compared to them. The greek gods have very human flaws. They can be cruel,jealous,angry,ect. There's awful stories about the gods. But there also good stories about them. Zeus did cheat in his wife a lot but he truly loved hera. How hera has either killed or attempted to kill zeus's lovers. But she's also the protector of women?
It confuses them how can these powerful gods have such human emotion that leaves to such ruinous results?
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The Hobbit + The Onion Headlines
LOTR + The Onion Headlines
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but-what-if-i-fly · 2 days ago
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Hmm actually we can stop making jokes abt Hugo Weaving being the wrong casting choice for elrond bc of his hairline. I am always happy to chat about how we think the movies did certain characters dirty or w/e but I’m sick of the hairline jokes.
One of the biggest reasons I’m waffling about starting T or not is because everyone’s like “you have such lovely hair” “omg I love your hair” “wow never cut your hair I wish I had hair like you” and it gives me huge anxiety about male pattern baldness. It should not matter to ppl if I develop pattern baldness. And ftr it’s not just transmascs like myself that I worry for wrt this sort of commentary - so many types of ppl can have hair loss and ageist commentary affects all of them. And hair loss is a normative biological process! There’s more to beauty than youthful beauty y’all.
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tar-thelien · 2 days ago
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Fic idea:
Maedhros (maybe Maglor) gets kidnapped with the twins on there way back to Amon Ereb after the third kinslaying.
The reason why they would be kidnapped (second kidnapping on under a week for the twins) is that the twins tries to escape and gets found by orcs then Maedhros comes and half chase them away but they call for back up and some of the older (if not just in orc talles around the fire?) they now who Maedhros is and is like, “the king would be happy if we bring him back,” then they try to eat the twins but some of them are like, “hold up! Don´t you think the king AND luintant would be even happier if we take those too?!” and if Maglor also got kidnapped it would either be that he followed Maedhros to help the twins or the orcs then attacked the champ and also elf-napped Maglor.
What do you all think?
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frodo-sam · a month ago
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If I leave him now, I will regret it forever.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson
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Pippin: I'm Pippin. That's not my real name though, it's just a nickname.
Elrond: What's Pippin short for?
Gandalf: He's a hobbit.
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sunflowersupremes · a month ago
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I love how variable the Wood Elves methods of dealing with prisoners are. Because on the one hand, Thorin and Co got thrown into the basement for fucking up their parties and petty assholery, but on the other hand Gollum got to go on walks because they thought he would like sunlight.
So where on this scale would Maglor fall?
Like, if the Wood Elves caught Maglor would he end up their new pet minstrel or would he be locked away for eternity? Or would Thranduil write Elrond and tell him to come pick up his beach cryptid dad?
I feel like all of these are possibilities depending on Thranduil’s current level of intoxication and how amusing he would find any given punishment.
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hotporridgepot · 3 months ago
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in a couple of weeks the weird rich old man in my village who has always reminded me of bilbo baggins is going to have a party to celebrate the whole area being vaccinated and having no cases in months and he's invited the whole village
there'll be ceilidh dancing, fireworks, beer, a buffet
am i literally about to go to a replica of bilbo's 111th birthday party
i think i hit the shire jackpot with this one
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