#em rambles

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

rip angel dust you would’ve loved melanie martinez

#em rambles #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #angel hazbin hotel #angel dust

[drowninginthoughts27]

James and Regulus’ wedding rings would be reflections of each other… James would have all gold jewelry except for his silver wedding ring and Regulus would have all silver jewelry except for his gold wedding ring!!!

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #em rambles

[4pondsinabox]

No wonder Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves hasn’t taken over the collective hive mind of Tumblr, there are so many tag variations to keep track of and even I think it’s a ridiculous amount of work to sift through them all. Just in the reblogs of my own post I’ve seen people interpret it as dndhat, d&d hat, honor among thieves, dungeons and dragons honor among thieves, dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves, D&D movie just to name a few

#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dndhat #d&d hat #yeah I’m not tagging all of them but good luck finding the content you want for this movie #em rambles

[starwarsrebels]

i’m just now realizing that kaz always has his brows deeply furrowed right, as we well know, even when he’s being soft with inej they just stay looking so angry…but in the scene where he tells inej that he wants her they curve upward, and he looks so boyish. so afraid. and for a moment he isn’t kaz brekker anymore. he’s kaz rietveld again.

#shadow and bone #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld #kanej #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #sab season two #shadow and bone season 2 #sab spoilers #em rambles

[dnvrsmedia]

Touch Me, Feel Me

Sevika x Reader (afab) smut

Kinktober

an: uh hi! it’s been a real long time & i come back bearing very filthy smut as promised HAHA

warnings: breeding kink 🤓

Ragged breaths escape your plush lips, dry from exhaustion. Eyes tilted up and back, unable to keep focus as the brute above you thrusts her hips in an ungodly manner.

Being the mechanic that you were, tinkering with hex tech was a pastime you enjoyed frequently. Knowing that Sevika’s birthday was coming up motivated you to finish something you had been working on for a long time. You were able to make technology to allow someone to regain feeling in a prosthetic. This idea came to you during one of the many nights you laid on Sevika’s chest. Soft strokes of her arm lightly scratching your back in comfort.

“I miss the way you feel on my arm.” Sevika kept her gaze on the ceiling.

Thoughts flurrying in her brain. Her strong jaw clenched in an act to make her exclude any emotion that may slip. You on the other hand, stunned. Sevika refuses to talk about her lost arm. The adjustment that was made post explosion left your relationship chipped, but not broken. From then on, you worked diligently to give your lover a new meaning.

You didn’t necessarily think your new technology would lead to Sevika attaching the device to her thick and lengthy silicon cock. Although, Sevika being Sevika, it truly didn’t surprise you.

“F-fuck! Vika, oh my-“ Your moans of deep pleasure increase by tenfold, the buff woman above you pistons her hips deeply into your core.

Her flesh hand snaking its way across your budding clit, rubbing furious circles into damnation. Drool dripping hotly onto the sheets from your gaped mouth as your center leaks from your pleasure. Slick coating the thick member while leaking down Sevika’s thick mountainous thighs. Her essence mixing with yours as her cunt weeps at the sensations of your warmth encompassing her member.

“That’s fucking it, baby. You like how this dick feels, huh? How full i’m- oh fuck- how full i’m making you?” The most powerful woman of Zaun grunts in your ear as her hips never farther.

Babbling is all you are left with as the piece works your walls. Stretching and massaging the spot that makes your toes curl. Sevika can feel the clenching of your muscles around her and moans a moan you’ve never thought could manifest from betwixt her lips. Your eyes full of adoration of how good she is feeling. You turn your gaze to watch as Sevika’s muscles contract in every movement made. Her abs on full display as her body contorts. Her nipples fully erect on her chest make you dizzy. It’s not very often that Sevika allows you to touch her breasts, but when she does it always makes her shiver. With no rational thoughts flowing through your brain, you unconsciously lift your hand up to her chest, catching a hold of her swelled bud, and pinch.

A roar from the bellows of her being errupts from the brute above. Like a light switch was flipped, Sevika shifts her body to contain your hands above your head in restraint.

“Who fucking told you it was okay yo do that? What a fucking whore you are. You say you made this for my arm but deep down we both know you wanted this.” Sevikas impossible pace picks up faster than you thought was possible.

At this point, silent screams are leaving your body as it is being found impossible to make noise. Your eyes fully roll to the back of your head in pleasure, unable to look at your lover above you. Your bilss taken away from you as her flesh hand removes itself from your clit with a firm ‘smack!’ a whine released itself from your throat as a plea.

“Watch yourself, baby.” Sevika halts all movement making you whimper and rustle in your restraint.

“Please.” You whimper softly, feeling too lightheaded to do more than that.

“What was that?” Sevika teased, slowly teasing herself back onto you, watching you fall apart.

“Vika, please! I need you!” You whine loudly, thrashing harshly in her hold. You can tell that she thrived off teasing you as her chin rose in pride and her smirk grew.

And in an instant, she’s back to fucking you open.

Sevika pushes to your climax with fast, sloppy thrusts . You can tell she is close by the guttural grunts and increased filthy words.

“Come on baby let me feel you cum on my cock. This pussy fucking loves taking me. Fucking take it!” And with that, you’re climaxing. Stars erupt behind your eyes as bliss comes running to you at full force.

“Gonna fuckin’ cum, gonna full you so good, baby! This pussy so fucking good.” Sevika is not too far behind you as she’s collapsing above you.

Moments pass before you feel your lover slip out of you with a wince. You giggle at her, she forgot to turn off the device allowing her to feel you. An annoyed pout adorns her face before she playfully smacks your thigh.

“Happy Birthday, Vika.” You kiss her lips slowly and passionately, showing your appreciation.

#dnvrsmedia #ask em! #em rambles #sevika headcanon #sevika x reader #sevika drabble #sevika arcane #sevika x reader smut #arcane sevika #sevika arcane x reader #sevika fic #sevika my love #kinktober #arcane kinktober #sevika kinktober #arcane smut #arcane fanfic

[redshoes-blues]

I’ve seen so many people saying that “of course the straight couple get the happy ending” (meaning ineffable bureaucracy), am I missing something? I thought Beelzebub was nonbinary ? Did I make this up in my head, or have people just forgotten because of the actor swap?

#they’re not straight in my eyes? #i know angels and demons don’t have genders in the same way as humans #but obviously some present as male/female/nonbinary #and I thought beelzebub was considered nonbinary or genderless #maybe this bugs me because I’m femme presenting but nonbinary and people assume that if I date a man it’s a straight relationship #which is just not true lol #anyways!! #someone let me know if I’m wrong because I’m confused now #em rambles #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens michael

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

Does anyone know if this is snex (snail sex)?

I do NOT want eggs pls

#em rambles #mystery snail #I might look into it more but like :/ #no snabies (snail babies) please

[tenofmuses]

I just saw a TikTok just now about “how to become a witch,” with a list of steps for beginners to follow. The first two things on the list were to buy books on witchcraft, and then to buy a bunch of materials. So here’s me reminding you that you don’t need to buy anything to become a witch. Sure, buying the tools is fun and all, but it isn’t a requirement to getting started. Witchcraft is a spiritual practice, not a consumerist hobby.

#I would also argue that it’s easier for beginners to grow in their practice when they aren’t bogged down by materials that they #don’t understand yet #I can make a guide later on some free stuff beginners can do to start learning #but spending a bunch of money on tools when you aren’t sure what sort of practice you’ll be drawn towards seems unnecessary #wish I would’ve known this when I was starting out and worried that I couldn’t be a witch because I was too broke #witchcraft #witchblr #baby witch #beginner witch #em rambles

[em-gray]

me: and while megamind and the spiderverse franchise are both excellent genre-aware superhero movies, megamind provides a subversion, almost a parody, on superhero tropes, while spiderverse is primarily a love-letter meta commentary on the genre. now things get really interesting when you consider both movies' position to the big MCU boom of the 2010s-- cashier: sir you are holding up the line

#em rambles #listen-- #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #megamind #am i just going insane waiting for atsv to hit netflix. maybe

[bi-buckrights]

Buck is bi he actually kissed a man on my screen he is bisexual HE KISSED A MAN and his little sigh of relief and the joy in his eyes and HES FREE he’s bi oh MY GODDDD this actually happened

#all you people writing coherent posts right now. HOW??? #this is my brain rn #em rambles #evan buckley #911 spoilers

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

This applies to so many situations I can't pick just one for the caption

#aroace #aromantic asexual #aromantic #asexual #aroace memes #em rambles #I have a guy friend and my brother thinks we're something and I keep saying we're just friends lmao

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

rip noel gruber you would’ve loved angel dust from hazbin hotel

#em rambles #rtc #ride the cyclone #noel gruber #noel rtc #ride the cyclone noel #noel ride the cyclone #hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel hazbin hotel #noel is just angel without trauma prove me wrong

[paranormalfrogtivity]

Wriothesley deserves a vacation to Qiaoying Village, but I think he might short circuit when he sees all the tea...

#Wriothesley #Genshin Impact #em rambles

[starwarsrebels]

kaz heavily implying/admitting that inej is his weakness is something that can be the most personal thing to ever exist, actually

#kanej #shadow and bone #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #sab spoilers #grishaverse #sab season two #shadow and bone season 2 #em rambles

[dnvrsmedia]

ellie purposefully pouting so you can go kiss her

i mean ellie is a grumpy girl on the regular

being able to have her smile was your favorite

throughout your day through jackson, if you found your girl in her grumpy mood (9 times out of 10) you would sneak up to her and plant a kiss on her lips.

at first, ellie would try to hide her smile (she’s the most stubborn person like ever)

YET! you are persistent

ellie would break out into a full blown smile and blush

“babe! cmon i had a shit patrol-kiss-stop let me- kiss- BABE!”

although she pretends to hate it, she actually loves it

ellie loves the feeling that she gets when you’re near

& she could never say no to kissing you

yet, this stubborn auburn haired girl couldn’t let you win

so, being the little shit she is, she learned how to make this extra enjoyable for herself

she practically pavloved you into kissing her till she smiles

ellie will purposely make sure she’s extra pouty whenever she knows you’ll be near

bc yk just asking for a kiss would be too much (stubborn little shit but we love her for it!)

#dnvrsmedia #em rambles #tlou #the last of us #tlou2 x reader #ellie x reader #ellie williams x fem #ellie williams #ellie williams x reader fluff #ellie williams x you #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams fic

[vulpixtodoroki]

For any like me who were wondering how mayo fairs in the luau soup in stardew valley, adding gold star mayonnaise results in the best soup quality

#stardew valley #mayonnaise #em rambles