#email worm

[goodmorningmistermagpie]

my love, wake up, new danooct1 video

#software #computer virus #danooct1 #email worm #clippy

[canonkiller]

i hope im the lindworm guy of tumblr. #aspirations. king lindworm is my best friend. my me. maybe even a lover

#not art #sorry to the emails i didnt get back to yet. case of da worms

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

there were no homunculi in the cambrian era' since most animals were basically wormlike• there were however wormunculi' which are like homunculi but simpler•

a survey of 20000000 homunculi in master,s lab revealed that not one was neurotypical• this has clear implications on master,s recipe and the value of his market research' but he has ignored these findings•

emails are as hazardous to a homunculus as strychnine is to typical lifeforms• unlike strychnine' which is like candy to homunculi•

i took up steel drums this week and am learning quickly• plink plink plink•

i saw a wormunculus in real life this week and it was freaky• i thought they were extinct but apparently people can just whip them up at home¡

you,re so in love with me but i,m too weird for you• it,s time to let me go•

#homunculus #homunculus facts #wizardposting #unreality #paleontology #worms #market research #capitalist wizards #those goddamn emails #strychnine #steel drums #alchemy #hes just not that into you

[doodlebloo]

Images that make you burst into tears

#i signed up to get an email notification when baby worm js back in stock dont worry #doodle.txt

[rubberbandballqueen]

yesterday i went down a rabbithole and ended up on some guy's "professional grade" novel that he wrote in like 2011/2012 that he has ultimately decided isn't worth getting professionally published anymore, so he put it online to be read for free in full back in like 2020, and so i read a bit of it and it's, like. written in weeaboo.

#the worm speaks #like it reminds me of the writing style of this guy friend i had in middle school when we were part of a rp email chain together #so like 12 year old boy in 2013 vibes

[sux2be]

taking my heart out and stomping into the ground dont you dare get another friend crush. dont fucking do it.

#ITS SO FRUSTRATING !!!!! #i think someone is cool and then they pay an attention to me and i am lost #i am drawing them pics and making them little gifts and thinking about all the fun things we can do together #i spend my free time thinking of reasons to talk to them #u might be like hmm this sounds like a romantic crush #but i can assure it is not #it CAN turn into one over many years #i kno bc one did and i suffer even more for it #its Very Obvious bc when its a non-platonic crush i will get suuuuuper possesive and jealous #but UGH friend crushes suck especially bc i dont have the bandwidth to rly pursue them AND #i always feel like i come at it too intensely so in order to escape rejection i run #its fine i am fine i can be Normal about things #its okay i will hide from this one like ive done all the others #its this person named Toad and they are so cool they do like climate activisim and they support local punk bands #its also reminding me of Dev. i am so sorry dev. #he was this super cool ass dude that i worked with for 4 years and he was So Neat and interesting to talk to #he knew soooooo much about cooking and he was really well read #and his humor was great. super dry and sarcastic i was always laughing lol #i wanted to be friends with him SO BAADDD #and he has no social media or even like. texting #so before i left i demanded his email address #and I emailed him One time and he replied and i ghosted him #bc here is another issue: i cant fucking communicate #how keep friends if u dont talk to them???? #anyways the brain worms are eating good tonight

[wonkyplate]

me writing the most unhinged email to my semi local theatre at near-midnight: i'd like to join :) i'm almost certain i didn’t make up the time i won a drama festival. i'm 30% uncertain and, while it's possible to live with, i can't say i'm happy or fulfilled! this event apparently never happened according to any records online and the thing about being depressed as a child is that you grow up with no memory or friends who can confirm life events. anyway, enough about that: brent spiner hasn't helped a single bit. in fact, he's made things Worse - "

#believe it or not this is paraphrased #this is why you shouldn't send emails at 11.43pm #the autistic worm in my ears: quick mention the brent and jonny show where they'll do lame diy for free #the email has been salvaged and sent and i appear normal once more . god bless #wonkyplate lore #infodumping is a curse and possibly the funniest affliction

[thedreadvampy]

Kinda pissy bc in my return to work interview (my line manager is on leave so my senior manager did it) she said oooh you've had 7 absences this year that's kind of a lot

but I just looked back through my calendar and I would say actually it's 5 1/2. Cause one I had a PTSD episode at lunchtime and called my boss in tears from my kitchen floor and I was gonna take the remaining 2.5 hours of my day off and work them back later and she was like nah man shut up you're off sick you don't owe anyone that time back. so that was not even a whole day it was like. A longish meeting's worth of time.

but also one illness is recorded as two absences because. and this'll teach me. I had flu but we had a tight deadline so I was off for a day, then came on to work for a day to meet that deadline, then I was off the next day, still with flu. so that's two separate absences. because I came into work when I should have been resting.

so like. Fuck me for trying I guess.

(it's not super relevant cause there's no real unifying condition that needs action. MH episode, migraine, flu, food poisoning, migraine, COVID. and we know about the migraines and have stuff in place to minimise them. It just seems fucked up to me that it counts more against me that I came in in the middle of 2 days of sick leave than that I've been off for a solid week.)

#red said #didn't tell her about the PTSD thing btw that's between me and the Good Manager for just now #i was writing something up and it ended up really worming into my brain and then when i broke for lunch i had a 2 hour panic attack #and i messaged my boss like hey man. can't get off the kitchen floor. will miss the next meeting. and she was like ffs go home. #but other than the ptsd and the migraines these are all viral infections and i don't think 3 viral infections in 8 months is wildly unusual #especially if one of them is COVID #idk i understand that many people get migraines very rarely but 2 work-disrupting migraines in 8 months is actually great for me #when i was in the old flat with the mould and the lack of natural light i was missing about 4 hours a month minimum to migraines #often we're looking at like. biweekly. #migraines Are a disability is the thing and the whole reason i have Teams and email on my phone is bc of how often in part jobs #i have woken up unable to move or sit up because of migraines and needed to call in with minimal movement

[knockoffcheeto]

I was looking in my email for something and forgot my sister had commissioned this for me:

you’re welcome

#idk the artist’s handle and unsure if I should write the name in her email #hxh #worm on a string #hisoka

[limelocked]

so i just had the realization that We (sweden) are hosting this years eurovision. its hosted in malmö (the city with the highest immigrant population more or less in sweden)

and the ebu has set a precedent with disallowing russia and belarus from participating due to the war in ukraine

leveraging this precedent of banning russia due to its occupation of ukraine, there could be a case for pestering the ebu to exclude israel on the same grounds

so like call your congressman email [email protected] or another ebu address, call them even, no use just complaining on tumblr on this issue at least

be courteous and non accusatory and maybe theyll take it fucking seriously

#i sent an email asking if this wasnt kinda hypocritical to let one oppressor participate while banning another #eurovision #i know this wont help palestine at all but i have literally no other means to #and i know damn well that every single year there are people angry that israel is allowed to participate #now theres a precedent #and they can only worm their way out if they claim its only cuz ukraine and russia are both member states #in which case i guess commiting warcrimes outside the ebu is fine

[parkinglotbard]

have you ever passed someone in the street, or in a college class, or at the grocery store, and something about them strikes you as so enchanting, you think, “huh. I could be best friends with that person if i wanted to”

but then you just end up continuing on your way, and occasionally you think of them in a bittersweet way, but you know it was probably for the best that things stayed the way they are?

this is me looking at Breyer collectible Horse marketing emails

#shitpost #breyer horses #collectibles #parkinglotbard #random thoughts #I look at them and go “I am not opening this can of worms #because there is no way I can be chill about them #they are so pretty #I have been getting emails from them since I almost bought an advent calendar from them #and I keep revisiting the calendar and looking at it on clearance #but i have to show self control or there will be another thing I spend way too much money on

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I need to be so good and responsible and functioning adult tomorrow and then after tomorrow I can take a few days off from being responsible but good god do I not want to deal with tomorrow

#it’s not even anything that extreme it’s just knowing it’s the last day of obligations makes me want to give up #I need to grade 16 essays and write a final message to my students #and I need to call my renting company to see who to text or email which 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 #and I need to email someone in my department about travel but it’s gonna be a can of worms bc now it might matter that I didn’t use #the prescribed channels for booking things idk

[emile-hides]

Luck is a cruel mistress who never bothers to look my way

#Emile's Arts #I'm going to be over the top upset about this for the rest of my life #The WORM #THE RING #THE SOCKS AND SLIPPIES AND LITTERALLY EVERY DELTARUNE ITEM ON FAN GAMER #SOBBING CRYING I NEVER WIN ANYTHING EVER #All my luck went into being gay with good parents and that's it #All my luck was used up before I was born to make sure my mom remained mentally stable so I could be Transgender and safe #Which like cool thanks but also #I would love to just. #ONCE. #Win one of these weird sweepstakes free items things #Without having to be in a contest with exactly three participants #I also can't afford the Spamton Plush for who knows how long #I am LACKING in Spamton content #To all the winners a giant congrats #Especially to Mettaton himself for winning the corpse incredibly fitting #I should have made burner emails..... asked my mom to use hers.......... something.....

[wormgremlin]

I've gotten three unnecessary, unwanted, and ultimately useless hateful comments on my fic in the first 24 hours since posting it. So a quick refresher for people out there:

First, foremost, and most concerning: If someone is in critical condition, unless you have medical training and supplies, HOSPITAL HOSPITAL HOSPITAL. That includes both urgent and emergent triage statuses (in this case, severe blood loss and abdominal wounds going into the abdominal cavity -- intestinal rupture is no joke! Nor is uroabdomen!).

Second of all, I'm sorry if you and your friends have never talked about or looked at each others boobs/chest. Genuinely. On the other hand, me and my friends make fun of each other constantly in good fun and are comfortable enough around each other to talk about our bodies. Your sexually repressed puritanical views have no place in my comments and no place in an irl queer space. Between the two of us, I am not the "weirdo."

Third of all (and whoo boy is this a long one), just because I represent a ship a certain way does not mean I condone their actions in a real life setting. Ffs, I like Hannigram. That means I definitely recommend committing malpractice, non-con drugging, and tubing your crush like a horse. Not To mention cannibalism and framing people for your own serial murders. I'm writing things based on my own experiences and perspective as a queer poc who grew up and got out of a conservative home and state. I'm writing as someone who lives paycheck to paycheck. I write as someone who still fights an internal monologue of shame and repression, of not being good enough, of bitterness and self-loathing making for a critical lens of others. I write as someone who affectionately calls my friends buffoons. As someone who has only ever used terms like "babe" as a derogatory. And I know that isn't for everyone. And I know my experiences aren't universal. But they do shape how I write. And I'm not asking you to like it. I am, however, asking you to consider how your actions affect others and click that back arrow before you say something unnecessary and rude.

Gonna be honest: the slew of asshole comments I've gotten have been more annoying in a "ooh comment oh that's disappointing, look an asshole" way than truly upsetting to me. But I thrive on spite. Not everyone does. For some people, the shit being said would be incredibly hurtful; for me, I thought worse while writing it.

And this bit didn't make the list, but deserves honorable mention: Just because you don't like the way I write something doesn't mean I hate the ship. Yeah. I spent hours of my life writing this and editing it and posting it because I hate it. Sorry, but I'm a full time grad student with a life, a job, and shit to do. I don't have time for ship phishing. I've written more than one fic for this ship, each portraying them a different way. Clearly because I hate the ship?

All of this of course to say:

If you don't like it, write your own, hon.

#fanfic #one literally was just I clicked the link in the description that you said “based on” and didnt like it :( #worm writes #like bru u really think i posted for the first time in a year for u bitches? hell nah get tf out of my email #yall do understand right? every time u comment it goes to authors email? like i have a separate fandom email but still #i have a lot more to say on this subject #and i will say it if yall want #fanfic discourse #in that stfu with the discourse and leave me the fuck alone thx #did i say it was fluffy no i said it was crack #i got these right after someone said in discord how a nasty comment demoralized them and they are having a hard time writing now #tbh i both dont write often enough and dont care enough for them to have much of an effect #EXCEPT THE HE DID NOTHING WRONG. INCORRECT. HOSPITAL #god thats gonna haunt me #anyways. im a bristly abrasive creature. and i write characters as such by default #if u dont like it sux buddy read something else #if u wanted this story to be entirely different write ur own not my problem idc #the world is ur oyster -- wet and slimy? #winteriron fic

[zozthethird]

Hope you and the family have a fantastic [trigger event] this week!

#worm #parahumans #writing work emails while worm-brained #tag test

[macroplastic]

the locked tomb mentioned at work 👁️👄👁️

#the locked tomb recommended in a staff email at my office job? unlikely place for her to be #about to cold message the person who rec’d it #brain worms overriding my social anxiety