#embarrassed to admit I have a need

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

#omg kiera no one cares #admitting u have needs and stuff is so embarrassing like I'm literally an adult grow up #like I'd rather go crazy then ask if you still like being around me and love me #unfortunately that's unhealthy and i gotta work on that but until thats complete i will think about being gutted like fish instead

[dailymanners]

When planning hang outs with your friends or acquaintances, try to be considerate of other's budgets. Unless you're positive someone can comfortably afford something, don't invite friends and acquaintances to expensive places or events unless you're offering to pay for them.

Often if someone is struggling financially, they already feel self conscious about it, and inviting them to places and events they can't afford can be embarrassing and make them feel worse about their financial situation.

It's also not a good feeling to be excluded from hanging out with your friends because you can't afford to.

So if you know your friend or acquaintance is struggling, invite them to places that are cheap or free, or offer to pay for them.

In some places, social decorum used to dictate that whoever invited is supposed to pay, so if you invited friends to go to a cafe or bar you were supposed to pay for their drinks. That's typically not expected anymore in most places, so depending on where you live, you don't have to stress about not being able to invite friends out for coffee or drinks if you're unable to afford paying for someone else.

However, if you can afford it, it's still a kind and polite gesture to offer to pay for your friends if you were the one who invited them out. Especially because you're less likely to hurt the pride of a financially struggling friend if you insist you're only paying for them because it's good social decorum that whoever invited is the one who should pay.

#manners #courtesy #good manners #etiquette #politeness #As a small caveat #I don't think there's something inherently embarrassing about needing a friend to pay for you #due to financially struggling #been there done that I have had my fair share of financial struggles #and was lucky to have kind friends #but I know some people who feel it hurts their pride #if they admit their financial struggles #and they feel it wounds their pride if someone has to pay for them #so insisting that you're only paying for them due to social decorum #that whoever invites is whoever should pay #is a good way to circumvent hurting their pride

[july-19th-club]

THE hands down funniest thing that's happened on this show so far is the scene that opens with bill, who has purchased a wii for himself, playing wii golf in his gothic mansion . alone . and genuinely enjoying it. he NEEDS to hang out with angel btvs they will ride into the moonrise together drinking tasteless blood nutrition shakes

#as great as it is when vampires are exciting fucked up and horny. there is i admit a special place in my heart #for vampires who are extremely fucking embarrassing in a 'guy who is somehow divorced without ever having been married' way #true blood #the fact that. they're hbo they dont NEED product placement. but they've placed a product. and the character theyve chosen to place it with #is the one single individual in the entire story for whom it makes zero sense . except in that it's hysterically funny

[jebiknights]

Sometimes you see stuff that's for YOUR ship and you're just like ... Everyone is allowed to have their own interpretation it's not a big deal

#this is vague yes but its bc its literally not serious in the slightest lmao #theres just a lot of rexwalker content on my dash rn which i love!!! #but some people have veryyyy different interpretations of the dynamic from me lmao #and im just like hm #anyway like i said the stupidest post possible prompted this lmao #like too embarrassing to admit in public #comm chatter #ugh i need to work on my false pretenses fic if my head is gonna get this wrapped up in rex walker thoughts

[rutadales]

people who participate in hate-fandoms need to get an actual hobby I'm so serious 😭 not to be a hater but for the love of God log off. genuinely humiliating to be spending that much time caring about something that makes you so miserable that is ultimately so meaningless

#root talks #just saw an entire blog dedicated to ''''critique'''' of hazbin hotel and honest to God. from the bottom of my heart. #that is so embarrassing #like why. why why why dedicate that much of your time to something you hate #like this can't be FUN for you. #why spend literal years of your life complaining about something I genuinely can't understand that #why stalk and obsess over news and updates of a show you admit you hate. that only came out a couple weeks ago. #I'm sorry it's just like the dream shit 😭 #WHY CARE!! that much about something or someone you hate! #that shit can not be healthy I just don't understand 🙄 #like what do you do when you realize you have spent entire years of your life #logging on and obsessing over something that only makes you feel. Bad. #I just don't understand hatedom at all like being a hater is fun briefly but it gets draining #there's a lot of media I dislike #like sander sides I can't stand it anymore used to be a huge fan #haven't thought of it besides in passing in years #because WHYYY would I think about something that makes me miserable when I could think about something I like instead #people need to learn to let go man 😭

[cognitosclowns]

I saw your Robotus NSFW Alphabet post and please GOD elaborate on him having a fleshlight based on Reader's pussy because he misses them. It's driving me insane your ideas are so good

YES ANON OFC I WILL <33 FAVE SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING

nsfw below!! this is gonna be so long I'm so sorry MNSDMS

he didn't expect himself to miss you so much??

Like you're only gonna be out of town for 3 weeks, max. That's nothing. especially in comparison to how long of a life you two are gonna spend together, that IS nothing.

He repeats that a lot to himself during the coming days.

It's about halfway through the second that he starts missing missing you. Proper yearning. Not just surface level ‘wishing you were with him’ NOPE SMDNS

He’s absolutely lovesick. He finds himself missing every little detail about you.

The smell of your shampoo. The little glint in your eye when you flirt with him. Kissing your warm cheeks after you cum, the lazy smile that follows. The way your eyes light up when he makes a joke.

AND ITS STUPID. HE KNOWS ITS STUPID. ITS IDIOTIC YOU AREN'T ON MARS FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE JUST A FEW STATES AWAY. YOU'LL BE HOME BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HE WANTS TO GRAB HIMSELF BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE.

He feels so dramatic but. that changes nothing. he's still stuck in Yearning Hell.

He definitely tries masturbating, because that seems like the easiest way to tamp it down until you're back, but it isn't the same. 

Sure, he cums, and it's perfectly fine, but the wanting doesn't go away. There's still that aching sensation. 

if anything, he feels worse after because it's not you. It's just a new reminder of how amazing it is being intimate with you and how far away you are.

AND,, WELL,

It's definitely an impulse decision.

(Granted, most of his decisions are impulse decisions, so.)

He's got a full 3D model of your innards bc. of course he does smdnsd.

Shockingly, it isn't even smth he actively kept info about? he just has so many sensors in his dick that it just,, naturally acquires that kinda data, and it gets stored away subconsciously. 

Wouldn't even be hard to print out something usable. a few minutes at most...

Yeah after the base idea crops up, he considers it for maybe,, .5 seconds before caving smdnsmd.

He keeps internally scoffing at himself as he sets up the printer, fills in the silicone, inputs the instructions. Sighing his nonexistent lungs out.

Just a constant mental stream of 'you are such an idiot you are such an idiot you are such an idiot' as he undoes his belt MSNDMSD truly he is. Experiencing.

actually,, using it,, oh lordie,,

he hates, hates that it gets a full-throated 'oh fuck' out of him, but it absolutely does.

Is it perfect? Not even close. A pale imitation at best. The slickness of lube is too artificial, there's none of that Human Warmth he's grown accustomed to, he can't cradle your face or squeeze your hips.

Is it just enough for him to pretend it's you? YEP <33

He only gets about 5 thrusts in before his first orgasm, and tbh his artificial cum really helps pull the illusion together?

It stays warm inside his tanks, heated by his motor, and it fills up the inside of the toy in no time.

It cools down pretty fast, but it's no problem because he replaces it just as quick <3

He's split between. feeling absolutely mortified that he's humping a piece of lukewarm silicone like some sort of animal vs not giving a singular fuck because it hits the exact spot he needs it to.

<333333

He isn't entirely sure how long he goes for, but when he's done the sun is firmly in the sky, which makes his cheeks feel more than a little artifically warm.

Thankfully, the toy itself fairly easy to dispose of, since it's virtually unrecognizable by the time he's done.

maybe. he'll keep those designs on file. for future use. just in case.

OH and don't think this spoils the welcome-home sex - think of it as an appetizer <33 just a reminder of what he's had to be away from!!

so. um. *pinwheels into the atmosphere*

#SORRY YALL IDK THIS. HAD AN EFFECT. COULD YOU TELL. #im so obsessed w/. every time AB j.ac.ks off hes like #'this is so stupid you are an idiot this is pathetic you are being pathetic' bc. he just cannot mentally wrangle the idea that #yes its ok for him to have needs. #so instead its a tightrope walk of Embarrassment and Need #also bc the mental image of ab absolutely RAI.LING a f.lesh.lig.ht while internally being like 'I am being so cringe' MAKES ME CACKLE #oh. oh desp.erate ab. is everything to me #we love men who are too stubborn to admit they want 2 b.on.e so instead they just repress it until it explodes in one Big Hrony Moment. #mwa. love that shit. #IDK. is this in character. am i lost in my own sauce. MNDSSM #lmk besties #nsft #minors dni #inside job #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta x reader #inside job x reader

[zrpants]

i wish there was a website or database of "common knowledge." one place that tells you "here's a list of what most people would know about world geography, history, pop culture, natural science, tech literacy, etc etc etc." it doesn't even need to explain everything -- it's just that i don't even know what it is that i don't know.

#i mean nothing is common to everyone and what constitutes common knowledge varies wildly from place to place #but like. we can start somewhere. #idk i'm constantly embarrassed in conversation about how little i know about basic facts #and like of course to have real conversations i'd need to dig deeper and do my own reading but it'd be helpful just to have a starting boar #so i have a better sense of what i'm missing #anyway this is embarrassing to admit um if you know me irl ... judge me not.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i have normal feelings about him

#this is a lie im so unbelievably abnormal about him #expressing my feelings about him would get me killed #(by sheer embarrassment) #i need to have his face held in my hands immediately u do NOT understand #i need to be holding him !!! #i need to do THE sappiest shit to him #like i need to feed him bites of shortcake n shit. during a picnic. literally actually need to get a dollop of whipped cream on his nose #i need to hug him. and kiss him all over his face like super kiss attack #i need to pretend to steal his nose like u do with babies #its how i express my love #i need to pat his stupid little head and play with his hair and massage his scalp and rrryrggrgrgrgrgr #god why is this so much more embarrassing than admitting i want to fuck him god #saying u want him tied up & begging??? fine. bloody? go ahead #but GOD FORBID i want to give him a little massage and wash his back in the shower and ggrgdgdgegGEGRGRHRGRGRGR #i want to have breakfast with him :( #i can make decent pancakes :((( i swear :(((((( #i bet hed be such a little bitch /affectionate abt things but its okay i am nothing if not persistent. i think. probably #he will be taken care of if its the last thing i do amen #... #i blame the lack of a filter on the migraine #posting posting 💕

[alsojnpie]

HI hopefully this isn't a weird question to ask, but i was just wondering if you have any particular headcanon for what Papyrus would look like as a human?? :00

no it's not a weird question!! I'm delighted you asked me! but i hope you don't mind my answer which is: i hate thinking about that!!!!!! if i think about him being a human i am not attracted to him AT ALL and it feels weird! if he somehow got turned into a human i would cry real tears! sometimes i think about that just to check if anything changed but it never has!!!! SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT THAT as angst fodder because it would be a pure tragedy if he somehow became a human!!!!!!!

oh anyway i just realized i didn't answer your ACTUAL question because you didn't ask me how i felt about it. as for his looks i have zero feelings. EXCEPT!!!! that he would have the cutest smile in the world to me. (that means it would look exactly like my husband's smile)

#ok wait it's funny to me to suddenly realize. his teeth wouldnt need to change if he became human????? #my husband has multiple gap teeth #so yes it would need to change (from canon depiction) #eheheheheHEHEHEHE it would be so cute #but still a tragedy!!!!!! I've never been attracted to a human in my life!!! #i absolutely have the capacity to be attracted to fictional characters(nonhuman) though #AAAAAAAAAA it's embarrassing to admit but. i think the goofier they are #😡😡 the greater that capacity is #nnnnnnnooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S JUST MY GENUINE FEELINGS DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!! THERE'S NO JOKES TO SHIELD MYSELF WITH!!!!! #ah. #you: hi hopefully this isn't a weird question :) *sweetly asks a very normal question* #me: *answers you with incoherent yelling and thrashing about* ＼(◎o◎)／＼(◎o◎)／＼(◎o◎)／(maybe also it was rude idk i never know if so I'm sorry #sorry!! it's just a subject i have many thoughts and feelings attached to. ehe. hope you will forgive my honest answer :} #ngl i dont even like thinking of my own self as a human #i much prefer being a deformed vaguely person shaped blob

[plausible-possible-perhaps]

What if I said I was sort of in my Hunger Games era

#look look look look #It's embarrassing to admit but I didn't participate in the Y/A dystopian novel diaspora #I was involved in art and rarely read a book outside of school #I read the entirety of Ben-Hur in junior high because i needed a minimum number of 'reading points' for a passing grade #so yea I missed out since I was never a big reader #BUT NOW I HAVE THIS ONE THING OKAY AND I LIKE IT #don't worry I'm still gonna post DC stuff because I continue to have plenty of WIPs

[cowardlycowboys]

#omg kiera no one cares #me and wanting to never admit i am a person with needs vs....love requires risk and if someone obviously doesn't give me what i need.. #i should painstakingly go elsewhere #but also.....WAAAAH HAVING NEEDS AND EMOTIONS CRINGE LOSER EMBARRASSING #literally nothing has happened I'm just having a very drawn out lil episode and it's very exhausting 2 be me rn #my memes

[thebirdandhersong]

personally I don't like this ish (pointing to my emotions) and if I could remove one very specific one I am struggling with at the moment, that would be SOOOOOO very convenient and helpful, Lord

#you know that thing where it's like hope is hemophilia you bleed and you bleed and you bleed #yeah well i'd like to stop bleeding already there's literally nothing there's literally NOTHING i'm working with!!!! #alright im tired so i WILL talk and then will delete this tomorrow but. i love this boy so much and it is personally Killing me #it is also deeply embarrassing the extent that i care about him and how silly my behaviour has been as a result #i literally cooked for half the dorm because i wanted to make food for him. like girl whyyyyy #do i need to go down to breakfast at 7:30am every single day? no. do i go because i know he's always there before his class? yeah #do i worry about him and wonder about him and ask him about his day pretty much every day? also yes #it has been SUCH a mess of sticky notes and asking about what he needs prayer for and buying the same brand of cookies because i know #they're his favourite and simply losing my MINDDDD which is so silly because i KNOW he ***** ******* **** #he literally TOLD me about this. the door is already CLOSED. WHY must the delusional voice in my head harp on in this way!!!! #alsooooo i hear his voice in the hall and my heart literally starts to hurt it is SO bad #there's way more than this but that's all i'm willing to admit because even when tired i at least have some sense of wanting to preserve #my dignity. anyway #the waiting room chapter

[traaumaa]

getting extremely stressed over simple things....

#i have college interviews coming up lol.. they're virtual which i feel is even worse ughhh #i scheduled them bc i need to hold myself accountable plus i think it will help me explain questions they might have about me?? idk #im just hoping they go well next week and will hopefully increase my chances of acceptance #nerve wracking !!!!!!! #it's so embarrassing to admit ive done nothing this past year and the mental illness card is so overused i feel #.txt

[arinakaard]

i may make an impulse purchase on this thursday night

#embarrassing to admit but those character letters on etsy…i need to flirted with by 2 annoying ppl okay #i have coin #arina.txt #weewwwh i want hug

[un-pearable]

i treat all my interests like the repressed middle schooler i was - desperately hiding them and cringing whenever someone even insinuates they know i enjoy it while shamefully consuming content about it constantly in private - for about a month before i make a sharp 180 and become The most obnoxious about the subject and tell every single person in my life about it incessantly. this cycle repeats every single time

#for some reason consumption of content and shame about said consumption peak at the same time. the phase where i’m annoying about it #coincides with me finally chilling out lmao #this is why i’d been vaguing about ninjago for a month and now it’s. 90% of my posts outside of the fandub #agshdjdk actually i need to hunt down that screenshot of me being embarrassed to admit i wrote sonic fic back in early 2020. meanwhile #here i am hitting 20k on the sonic triple threat au outline alone #text✨ #anyway yeah uh. way more ninjago stuff incoming i have a mess of a queue to still work through and a bunch of nonsense meta #i get way too self conscious over bc i haven’t been able to finish a rewatch or catch up yet so i’m constantly worried i’m not canon agdhdjf #i was so embarrassed to get into sonic bc people in the LU fandom gave me shit for it #least amount of offense met but jfc did the LU fandom have just as many issues as sonic does. at least sonics fun about it #(has lingering frustration from my six month stint as an LU server mod. it was a Time.)

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

You can in fact do whatever you want forever!! If it's not as convincing when you say it to yourself, here I am saying it to you as well. And it's cute to see you expressing yourself comfortably, even if you were contradictory, who cares. Kill the identity police inside your head or whatever

you guys are going to have me crying like for real

#i say like it is not happening already i mean what no its just. allergies #I KNOW AND I TALK ABT IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE ALL THE TIME BUT IM THE WORLDS BIGGEST HYPOCRITE #its just. idk #it feels like im lying to people #being a pretty 'typical' asexual was such a big and stable part of my identity for a while and when it wasnt actually the case anymore idk #it feels like im lying to people and im going back on things #but really im just changing and i know thats okay and even expected but aughthwhskgkg #head in hands #you guys have been really helpful though and i love you all a lot #i mean its what got me to this point anyway. i remember i used to get so embarrassed to the point i couldn't even admit i wanted to kiss a #character (cough cough venti) but now i CAN even if im still embarrassed abt it #and i need to keep it in mind for stuff like this too but woeifjghfnd #anyway the point is. thank you all. a lot #aethers asks #personal posts and stuff #aethers rants