#emily ratana

[neptunium134]

Shane: What are you wearing?

Emily: It's called a wedding dress

Shane: I wasn't aware you were getting married

Emily: Neither was I, until fifteen minutes ago

#elements #shane merlo #emily ratana

[neptunium134]

Blake: I’m demisexual and I hate myself, does that make me acephobic? 

Emily: Blake, we talked about this  

#Blake Blaireau #Emily Ratana #elements #source: tumblr

[neptunium134]

Blake: Who the fuck-

Emily: Language

Blake: Sorry

Blake: WHOM THE FUCK-

Emily: No-

#elements #blake blaireau #emily ratana

[neptunium134]

[in an argument]

Emily: SERIOUSLY!? OH FUCK ME-

Blake: Later. Now listen you little shit-

#elements #emily ratana #blake blaireau #electric earth

[neptunium134]

Blake: Olive oil is made from olives, right?

Saffron: Yeah…

Blake: Then, baby oil-

Emily: Do not finish that sentence

#elements #blake blaireau #saffron peréz #emily ratana #chaos siblings

[neptunium134]

Nicco: *Gasp*

Blake: What?

Nicco: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Blake: *inhales*

Emily, in another room with Saffron: Why can I hear screeching?

#elements #nicco miller #blake blaireau #emily ratana #saffron peréz

[neptunium134]

I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people

Emily

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Emily Ratana

[neptunium134]

Emily: Why is there blood on the floor?

Blake: I aggressively poked someone with a knife

Emily: You stabbed someone?!

Blake: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Emily Ratana #Blake Blaireau

[neptunium134]

Shane: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me?? How did you even get here so fast?

Blake: Several traffic violations

Sara: Three counts of resisting arrest

Emily: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Saffron: We only stopped ONCE to pee

Alex: Also, that’s not our car

#elements #shane merlo #blake blaireau #sara pérez #emily ratana #saffron peréz #alex stone

[neptunium134]

Emily: *hugs and kisses Blake*

Blake: What is this?

Emily: Affection

Blake: Disgusting

Blake:

Blake: Do it again

#Elements #Emily Ratana #Blake Blaireau #Electric Earth

[neptunium134]

Blake: You... Have a face

Emily: Yes. Yes I do

Blake: I mean... You have a nice face

Emily: Thanks, I think

Blake: Please accept my attempts at flirting, I don't know what I'm doing

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Emily Ratana

[neptunium134]

Emily: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Alex: What if it bites me and it dies?

Blake: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot!

Saffron: What if it bites itself and I die?

Blake: That’s voodoo

Sara: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Emily: That’s corralation, not causation

Shane: What if we bite eachother, and neither of us die?

Blake: That’s kinky

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Emily Ratana #Alex Stone #Blake Blaireau #Saffron Peréz #Sara Peréz #Shane Merlo

[neptunium134]

Blake: Name a more iconic duo then my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. I'll wait

Emily: Us

Blake, choking up: ...okay

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Emily Ratana #Electric Earth

[neptunium134]

Blake: Permission to die?

Shane and Emily: Permission denied

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Shane Merlo #Emily Ratana

[neptunium134]

Blake: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you

Blake: Ask me to kill for you

Emily: ......First of all, calm down-

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Emily Ratana

[neptunium134]

Blake: Don’t look at me like that

Emily: Blake Reece Merlo-Blaireau, you are the light and love of my life, and one day, you’ll get used to that

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Emily Ratana