The grounds around the gates of Watford are burnt. The dining hall stinks of magick. It's three months since the tumultuous end of seventh year—one lonely summer, and six more weeks in a lonelier room—and Baz is finally back. And Simon needs to know why.
do you guys wanna know how i ended up here. it was in current worlds finest run when bruce was casually like "that's a shang dynasty bronze sword" in a dick measuring contest with that other guy so that he can look cool in front of clark and i was like. did he just casually date an early china bronze object and then i had no choice but to unzip my pants
Hey. So I had this thought. About Danny getting so unstable that Clockwork has to be around him constantly or he'll start to glitch out of existence.
And I had this flash of Danny and Clockwork in the DU universe just vibing as civilians. Maybe this is deaged Danny getting raised by Clockwork. Maybe it's a Bad Reveal and Danny escaped to DCU and Clockwork is taking a vacation with Danny helping his son.
Whatever the case may be, Clockwork makes sure that Danny is not bothered. The JLD maaaaay be under the impression that Clockwork has kidnapped a child and is training him - for evil purposes. Clockwork meanwhile is only half paying attention - Danny's school is putting on a play and he Will show his support in any and every way possible!
yknow what i think would be a fun timeline of relationship development for the stuttgart boys. like assuming they've been at least a lil bit in love for a while and thorsten's noticed but isn't ever going to say anything unless sebastian does first and sebastian hasn't properly allowed himself to think about it because he's dealing with The Divorce. we get to frage des gewissens and in the scene in sebastian's apartment where he is very much no longer sober after ich habe das für dich getan / ich habe dich nicht darum gebeten instead of watching thorsten storm out sebastian is like. Fuck it. and kisses him. because you know what he's drunk in his miserable little apartment that he won't clean up because he doesn't like himself very much these days and the kids aren't here for him to clean up for and neither is anyone else and he's lonely and he lied in his testimony for his best friend and his best friend doesn't get Why (the Why is that sebastian loves him and doesn't want anything to happen to him. drunk sebastian is a lot less repressed and a lot more honest with himself than sober sebastian ist) and talking isn't helping. so why not get his point across some other way. and thorsten lets it happen for a second or two partially out of sheer shock and partially out of holy shit sebastian kissing me and then remembers 1. sebastian's drunk off his ass and 2. thorsten was kind of trying to be mad at him. but the moment of discombobulation is enough that he can't really manifest the energy to be properly angry at the sad wet lump of drunk pathetic puppy sebastian is right now. so he Does pull away and tell sebastian no we can't do this (not now) and sebastian stares at him with big wet sad eyes as he does and thorsten says Okay idiot. (the My idiot is implied.) you're going to take a shower and go to bed or so help me god. (the i love you too. idiot. is implied) we can finish this discussion when you're sober and i can argue with you properly again. and shoves him in the direction of the shower and then the direction of his bed and leaves a glass of water on the nightstand and locks the door behind him when he goes. and sebastian wakes up in the morning with one hell of a headache and remembers approximately 25% of the previous evening and it's the 25% that involves telling thorsten that he lied and not the 25% that involves then kissing him. so obviously he doesn't bring it up again. which thorsten logically decides must mean either 1. he doesn't remember it (and probably didn't mean it like that anyway he was drunk and lonely and missed his wife that's all) or 2. he does remember it and regrets it. and then (because i've mentally deleted der inder from my personal stuttgart timeline) preis des lebens happens and thorsten is like Right guess i'll just take this to my grave then. ah shit this is just a whole potential fic oh fuck
Um. Um. Um. What was all that with Childe??? What was that??????
He shows up all crazy. Fights a bigass whale. Falls into a random abyss hole(?) AGAIN. Disappears for like an hour. Shows back up finally. Is laying unconscious(?) for MAYBE 2 and half seconds. Is THROWN FULL FORCE INTO THE ABYSS HOLE? LIKE A FUCKING? SOFTBALL????????? NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN????????????
And then later almost as an afterthought theyre like “oh yeah dw he’s at home Resting. Nah it’s chill.” WHAT????? HOW DID HE GET THERE? Did he just land on the ground and think “well, time to hop on a boat or some shit like that and head back. Never mind that I don’t have my vision or anything. That’s chill.” Did she make a fucking portal or something??? Did she slam dunk his ass right back to morepesok??? I have. So many. Questions
If a man has no self control he is a weak man. True high value has nothing to do with looks, how much or little money you have or how tall you are. If he doesn't have self control, he's a liability to you and your (future) children.
If you accept his unacceptable behaviour he knows that he can treat you badly. (Full video)