PROMPTS FROM THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE
* assorted dialogue from the 2000 film, adjust as necessary
how shall i do it?
okay, i admit it. maybe i wasn’t as nice as i should have been.
do you really want to kill me?
so is everything ready for tonight?
i thought we’d start off with a soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.
bring it on.
you got all that, honey?
what about dinner?
all right. a quick cup of coffee.
but what does that have to do with anything?
you’re sort of confusing me.
how did you get back here before us?
by all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.
i never liked your spinach puffs.
ah. should have seen that coming.
you know what, you could have told me that before i set it up.
now you stop being hard on yourself. all is forgiven.
it’s not the first time i was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last.
what can i say? i’m a rebel.
i can’t believe this is happening!
break the door down!
are you kidding me? this is hand-carved mahogany.
so you lied to me.
couldn’t pull the wool over your eyes, huh.
why did i risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
i was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
now i feel really bad.
you threw off my groove!
he didn’t pay his check.
this had better be good!
this is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
yeah, like that would ever happen.
will you take a look at this?
oh, is that hard to believe?
just thought i’d give you a heads up.
what do you mean the door’s stuck? try jiggling the handle.
you’re the criminal mastermind here, not me.
just leave me alone.
it’s my birthday gift to me. i’m so happy.
hey, it doesn’t always have to be about you.
uh, he doesn’t really wanna talk to you.
hey, did you see that sky today? talk about blue.
don’t drink the wine.
our moment of triumph approaches!
oh, he’s doing his own theme music.
i’m so glad i was unconscious for all of this.
you’re not just gonna let him die like that, are you?
don’t listen to that guy.
if it were me, i’d march right back there and demand to see him.
you just saved my life!
believe it or not, i think i need a bath.
maybe i’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards.
i ate a bug today!
what is this guy babbling about?
i’ll be sure to tell him you stopped by.
i gotta go wash something.
anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
let me guess, you have a great personality.
thanks for going back on your promise!
how long has that been there?
someday you’re gonna wind up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.
hmm. don’t know, don’t care. how’s that?
for the last time, it was not a kiss.
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Me in any game where sneaking around is necessary
Me when I accidentally find where I am supposed to go in a game my group must be Like “we were completely lost, how did you find this place,lady?”
And without fail I am like…
When the NPCS won’t shut up after you accidentally click on them
And then the NPCs in my group must be like this while I am trying to decide what to say to not get all the disapprovals.
“What is she doing?”
Trying not to make the vampire unhappy….or start a mage war….again.
To stab or not to stab…
And of course me when npcs I’m not interested in start flirting with my PC. No touchy people, now it’s awkward. I just want to have a NORMAL conversation.
I just want to have a normal conversation
And they are like “yeah no, let’s get weird…”
Thanks guys.
That one boss that pulls out the bs in the middle of a fight and you’re like WTF?!!🤬
Where?! How?!
When you pull a lever and not check if there are traps associated with it.
Your party member comes back like
When you accidentally get disapproval and you were NOT prepared for it
We all know this pain.
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