this is how i’m making my return to tumblr
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y’all i need to edit chapters 12 & 13 like. severely. but do you know what i would rather do? write the most sickeningly fluffy multi-part holiday special i have in my head instead.
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This is the stupidest thing I've ever spent an hour and a half on. Hello Sleep Token fandom have this joke I am certain is made 400 times a day
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MY WIFEEEEE
(and by me, i of course mean one mr finance jimmy)
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i love punished melanie so much. is she single. does she want knives. can i offer her a blorbo to kill (or smething)
she grudgingly accepts your affection!!
she *is* single x) i don't think any version of mel is actually dating anyone lmaoo they're all too. well. melanie-y for that. and she's never going to say no to knives, cmon now! they don't even give her scalpels in her workplace. it's ridiculous. she should have become a doctor at this rate.
she'd hmmmm. traditionally she only kills customers who are dicks purely because its like. the worst thing you could be in her eyes at this point. like yeah you can run a human experimentation lab but as long as you're nice to the guy who makes the coffee you're alright in her eyes(/hj) but honestly she'll take anyone at this rate! let her murder rex. as a treat. no don't i like that guy but you get me
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Love it when my utility bill apps time out due to inactivity. Is someone going to filch my phone and pay them?
"Shit, this bitch's electric is delinquent tomorrow, better submit her e-check!"
Please! By all means!
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I've started having to take my break later in the morning at work due to situations and many would prefer not to have to work continuously for longer but I am very happy because now I often get to snag baked goods from yesterday's bakery
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New sucsession episode makes me wanna get a divorce
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i have soccer tonight but i PROMISEEE i’m gonna get the next chapter of fotv posted when i get home <3
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