Can we please PLEASE PLEAAASEEE talk about kissing the top scars so lovingly, tracing them with your tongue, and worshipping their hard earned body. While feeling your lovers juicy throbbing Tdick grind against your own searingly aching, sopping cunt…
Ah Sage, your name was chosen so perfectly for your new game
Fun (spoilery) fact: the arm isn’t Zonai, they lost that one, but they also lost their flesh arm. At least they can still summon a ghost arm sometimes.
unactivated arm under the cut (warning, they have an afab chest, happy pride!)
I literally have never cared about shipping in any LoZ game. I'm just here to clown around and feed into every little impulse that could possibly enter this feral trans gremlin's brain.
74. You’ve posted a fic anonymously. How would someone be able to guess that you’d written it?
Honestly, I have no idea. I don't consider myself to have a super unique writing style lol. Maybe my voice in my writing could be recognizable, or the way that I am constantly describing things with emotion through a lot of mildly poetic repetitive lines, idk Here's a bit of a wip that might be a good example of that.
Her arms were so tight around them, they had never felt so safe and secure in their life than when she embraced them. It was the same pair of arms that engulfed them after nightmares, forcing the residual effects away and replacing them with something far kinder. It was her arms that squeezed them so excitedly when she had been freed from the calamity and wrapped loosely atop their shoulders when joyful music found a reason to be played.
Just over-explaining a hug lmao, probably not necessary but I like doing it. (Context: this is a hug between Link and Zelda, Link is using they/them pronouns bc I want them to)
The first tweet is by COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN @ slippdipp and reads,
GENDER IS NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Attached is a zoomed-in image from the Splatoon 3 trailer showing serveral hairstyles.
The second tweet is by Demily Pyro 🍓 ENVtuber @ DemilyPyro and reads,
Wait did Splatoon 3 just completely remove gender?
Attached is a screenshot of the character customization screen from the Splatoon 3 trailer. It says, "Hair time" and all six hairstyles are shown as options rather than being gender-locked.
The third and fourth tweets are by bit @ splatbit and read,
WAIT THERES NO GENDER OPTION IN SPLATOON 3 ALL SQUID KIDS ARE NON-BINARY CONFIRMED
just for clarification:
• select a “style”
• no gender locked hair
• cry about it
Attached are two screenshots of the character customization screen from the Splatoon 3 trailer. The first says, "Select a style" with four options, two squid and two octopus, and the second says "Hair time" with all hairstyles given as options irregardless of previously associated gender.
The fifth tweet is by 🌸•♡bread♡•🌸 ⚢ @ beanybread and reads,
SPLATOON 3 SAID NONBINARY RIGHTS
Attached are two images, the first of the Splatoon 3 logo and the second of the non-binary flag; both the logo and the flag are colored black, white, purple, and yellow.
TW: Dick analysis…Link is EnBy…it’s about dick…what else do you want…also before anyone says some bullshit…I’m as old the zelda franchise so FUCK OFF!
They are an uncut king. A switch. Whole heartedly with my chest believe they are an NBabe.
Link, a short king/queen/they, his dick isn’t super long he’s perfect at 6.8-7 inches erect, soft he’s 6.6 in length.
They GIRTHY AS FUCK!! This NB has a monstrous girth at 5.89 circumference in the middle and tapers to fit in snug at the base. (According to le Google the biggest record is 8 inches circumference).
When their foreskin pulls back the head is angled perfectly to psych you out that it’ll fit in one go, however you quickly learn why they eat the kitty or ass with fervor to get you ready to take them.
They have heavy, they perfectly fit in the palm of your hand, balls…like the perfectly round apples. They will be absolutely wrecked and whine like a bitch in heat when you suck on their dick and play with their balls. The moment you put them in your mouth their legs shake.
It turns a dark purple almost when they are as hard as they’re gonna get when you edge them after a fight til orgasmic ruin.
They have a pretty dick, this fucker has a gorgeous dick. You always look at it and your mouth waters cuz you want it in your throat.
It stands erect and slightly curved toward their navel. One large vein underneath follows the seam of their balls. And the veins are gloriously ridged to make you feel every one inside.
Their dick is more tan than the rest of them nestled in a blonde bush that gives way to the happy trail you like to fluff. It’s in ancient times there’s no trimming but somehow you never end up with their hair in your mouth.
You have to remind them to take a bath in the River based on how hard they’ve worked that day…Nbabe is a gremlin.
They love when they’re super clean and you take your tongue to play inside their foreskin…that is all!!
No one should be surprised that Link is widely headcanoned as trans or nonbinary I mean his name is Link, that’s the kind of name an enby would give themselves like ‘sock’ or ‘dishwasher’