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speaking of the endgame writers sabotaging rocket's relationship with every avenger... how angry does it make you that there exists a deleted scene of tony shaving rocket's head (it's on yt if you haven't seen it, buut maybe you should keep it that way since it's reaaally bad)
….starting my sunday morning with rage i guess ☕️
so i had heard about the first part of this clip - the exchange about the chitauri. had not heard about the last bit. when i tell you i saw RED
i try to remember that the endgame writers didn’t know about rocket’s backstory (and how fucking activating being shaved probably is for him, due to surgery prep) because frankly there’s plenty of shit to hate them for anyway
but this is honestly so loathesome. even without the traumatic backstory. it’s just such a perfect example of how the writers didn’t see rocket as a being who deserved basic dignity, and how they passed that on to the endgame cast. imagine, if you will, tony trying to pull that shit with nat. with bruce. first of all he’d probably never because it’s a wild violation of bodily autonomy (and honestly, i’d be equally pissed regardless of who was getting shaved in this situation). secondly he’d probably get decked in the face and the other avengers would have been appalled at his behavior — they would not have laughed. honestly it’s such a bully move — pick on the guy who’s literally half your size. is it because you can’t handle not being the smartest, wittiest guy in the room anymore, stark?
i’m not surprised this scene was deleted tbh. i can’t imagine it played well with focus groups because it makes the avengers look like the worst, most stereotypical bunch of frat boys.
all this to say i would’ve punched tony stark in the throat and then used my gift of words to fucking eviscerate everyone else in the room. starting with steve tbh. how’s it feel to be a bully, cap? is it everything you dreamed of when you were the skinny kid in the room?
(trying to remember to hate the writers, not the characters, ho-hum, but honestly i hope the scene got deleted because some actor said “this actually feels very uncharacteristic of the person im playing”)
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Girls don't want flowers, girls want a spinoff show about Rocket Raccoon and Nebula being roommates during the five years of the blip
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valkyrie and jane smacking their badass weapons together after having a heart2heart and a little dance party while standing in a doorway was better than that entire shot of the “she’s got help” women in endgame I’m just sayin
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Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.
Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.
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