my other favorite slightly-less-stupid technoblade headcanon that i hold to dearly despite the march of fandom is that he is NOT A PIGLIN. he is a PIGMAN. there is a DIFFERENCE. this is entirely based on the fact that, like, okay he's a hypixel and pvp guy, so he basically always played 1.8. so when he got to dsmp and saw the new nether he was like. what the fuck are those. where are the zombie pigmen. those things have weird ears??? those aren't my brothers??? and combined with the fact he frequently would find out something about modern minecraft and go "what the heck when did that happen" i think he's like. one of the last of the original pigmen. the ones that became zombie pigmen before the whole piglin thing happened. he's not a zombie simply because he's built differently. he's sort of trapped in a different era. he's just chillin' though. because he's technoblade and he's built differently.
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Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.
Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.
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the writers have to hate malakai like his ex boyfriend is literally insane and threatening him while also dating and being obsessed with his ex girlfriend that he’s still in love with he can never win
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Brienne: Thank you, I owe you one
Jaime: That's alright. You can just marry me and we'll call it even
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How do Milkvans hate Will Byers when he literally ships m*leven? Bye. 💀✋🏼
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it’s 2024 and byler has just confessed
the ga
milkvans
homophobes who thought mainstream tv was safe and weren’t expecting “the gays to be shoved down their throats”
bylers who knew it was coming down to the exact dialogue, outfits, location, weather, plot twists, and what they ate for breakfast
bylers who also knew it was coming but are still pretending to be completely shocked anyway
bylers who doubted
bylers who rarely never doubted gaining 2000+ boosts to their ego
bylers blowing up the internet with fan edits and gay screaming
bylers eating up theory after tumblr gate after 1am byler shitpost idea being confirmed in canon
gays unable to cope with the fact that they actually got mainstream rep after a decade of straightbaiting
milkvans caught mid homophobic passionate anti-byler tweet
bylers trying not to constantly scream about it to everyone they know irl
the whole cast
every article ever after s5 release (@aemiron-main for this textpost i had to use it 😭😭😭)
the duffers watching all the shit go down after their straightbait went live
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cracking myself up by remembering how after the day after I watched Endgame the first time, I was so distraught that my mom took me out to my favorite Indian restaurant and then I cried in the restaurant while telling her how Tony Stark had died 😭💀
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if mike and eleven were really fine after the monologue, and their relationship was all great and fixed, why didnt mike walk up to her in the ending scene? why didnt he look her in the eyes, put his hand on her shoulder, and reassure her that theyll win? why didnt they show us that, despite everything that happened that season, they were able to make it through, and their relationship was able to survive after all that conflict? that their relationship was strong enough for that?
oh, wait...
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