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vampyrewriter · 9 months

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Writing Commissions:

I am choosing to open writing commissions. I will write fics, poems, essays and edit writing.

This is a price list/source of information about my writing commissions. If you intend to post/publish anywhere provide me with credit. You can ask me not to post/publish any commissions, but if you do not specify I will most likely post/publish.

Alternative payment sources can be discussed, but I will generally use PayPal. DM me for commission requests and to receive payment details.

For commissions under £5, I will begin writing once the money has been transferred. For commissions over £5, half will be paid up front and half will be paid on completion of the finished product. If it is more convenient for you, you can pay the full price up front - I only pay in halves for your insurance.

Refunds are unavailable once you have received the final product.

If you are unsatisfied with your finished product, I am willing make edits requested up to a certain point. For a full rewrite I will have to charge additional fees.

Returning commissioners will receive discounts and priority as well as possible extras :) !

Cannot promise quick writing - life is unpredictable - but I will try to update you as much as possible.

Specific price list below the cut (as well as links to examples):

Fics:

I am happy to write prose fic of any characters (original included) from any medium (TV shows, books etc.) doing anything (SFW or NSFW). If I am unfamiliar with the characters I may require more infomation about them as well as more time.

1.5k words - £3

2-3k words - £6

4-5k words - £12

6-7k words - £18

8-9k words - £24

10k words - £30

over 10k words - custom price

Poems:

I am happy to write free verse, blank verse and prose poems about anything and everything. Can either be detailed in requirements or allow me to go freestyle. No difference in prices for poetry. You can request a poem in the style of any of the example poems provided from my collection Ego.

Free and blank verse:

per 3 lines - £0.50

Prose poems:

per 30 words - £0.50

Essay Writing:

I am only really able to write essays about topics that I am familiar with unless provided with extensive notes. Literary analysis essays are definitely okay (provided I can access the text), but anything else may require discussion. I am likely to accept requests for essays on philosophy, ethics, religion, art and media. Prices will increase for any additional research I have to conduct on unfamiliar topics.

1.5k words - £4

2-3k words - £5

4-5k words - £10

6-7k words - £15

8-9k words - £20

10k words - £25

over 10k words - custom price

Editing:

I can edit any writing, from poetry to prose to essays. Basically I can polish up anything and make your writing sound more academic or narrative, depending on the piece.

1.5k words - £1

2-3k words - £2

4-5k words - £4

6-7k words - £6

8-9k words - £8

10k words - £10

over 10k words - custom price

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tinkerbitch69 · 25 days

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I’ve hit 666 words in my essay comparing Paradise Lost and William Blake’s The Marriage of Heaven and Hell and I am leaving it there for today so Satan might bless my academic endeavours.

#hail satan #/j #I’m atheist I don’t believe in Satan #please don’t be weird about this post Christian’s #satan #satanic #satanism #666 #english student #english literature #english courses #english essay #paradise lost #john milton #the marriage of heaven and hell #william blake

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violent138 · 7 months

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I solved it you guys

When is a raven like a writing desk?

When the author breaks their neck slamming their head into the table trying to write an English essay.

#Fuck my life #lewis carroll #alice in wonderland #english essay #shakespeare #when is a raven like a writing desk

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satosugarr · 2 years

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The Quote That Changed My Life

“He knows that x will always equal x”

x=x is also known as the axiom of equality, an axiom that states that if you have a conceptual thing named x, that it must always be equivalent to itself, but this axiom is impossible to prove.

Why this quote you may ask? Well for that you’d have to understand the context of it. This quote is from the book “A Little Life.” The axiom is thought about by one of the main characters, Jude, who is stuck in an abusive relationship part of an endless trauma filled cycle of a life. When Jude is thinking about it, he says that he himself has proved this axiom, that his very life is proof of it. He believes that he is fundamentally the same person, that his trauma and past remain with him and the person he is, is always the person he will be.

I don’t completely agree with this but i do to an extent. A person, their body and soul, will always be the same. However, their mindset, personality and thought process may fluctuate and change. Still, their emotional and physical scars will continue to exist. Their trauma and past will linger. Things like this are impossible to erase from yourself, you may be able to heal from them but you will never fully be rid of them.

Back to Jude, he does say that although he may have a job he loves, friends, family and money, he is still essentially the same person as before. Something i also think contributes to this is the fact that Jude thinks very little of himself, the following quote shows the way he thinks of himself: “a person who inspires disgust, a person meant to be hated.” Jude thinks he deserves to be hated, he also thinks it’s impossible for himself to change as a person; so he thinks x=x when thinking of himself.

Then with the same logic, is everyone a terrible person ? Everyone has done bad things, out of their own will or not. Not every bad thing Jude has done was out of his own will, in fact a majority of it was not, yet he still blames himself for all of it. Even in an abusive relationship, he says that he deserves it, rather than blaming his abuser.

The reason it changed my life is because it changed my perspective on people, but more specifically, on myself. The book as a whole did but I’ve thought about this quote every day since reading it. x=x. In my opinion, in terms of people at least, x can equal x, but not always. It changed me because it made me realise just how much i identify with Jude. I too think i am deserving of bad things that happen to me, that the bad things are in fact my fault and that i am the same person that i was when i was younger, but this simply isn’t true. Growth is important; we’re all constantly growing and changing. We gain new knowledge that changes us on the daily, we’re not even the same person as we were an hour ago.

“x=x, he thinks. x=x. x=x.”

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scholarlysolutions · 2 months

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ego-sum-ex-altiora · 3 months

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GUESS WHO JUST WROTE A 1200 WORD ESSAY IN AN HOUR AND A HALF BEFORE GOING TO WORK

(it’s me. because i procrastinated. and it’s due in three days.)

#if anyone is interested #it was on the metamorphosis and explored how it critiques the impact of capitalism on the working class #school #international baccalaureate #ibdp #ib diploma #ibdp student #ib studyblr #ib student #essay #english essay #the metamorphosis #franz kafka #kafka

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mkalodeas · 11 months

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Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Listen up. I'm about to go on a Dorian Gray Character Analysis Rampage. Why? Simple, it's because someone decided that we were to be assessed on it for English. Which I will be writing tomorrow...(• ▽ •;) I totally did NOT procrastinate studying or anything...

Umhghhghg *cough* *cought*

Anyway, let me begin with the first character we meet.

In the novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray" written by Oscar Wilde, we are introduced to many different characters whom all have various motives and beliefs. It is through these characters that Sir Oscar Wilde debates many ideas that were scorned by people in the Victorian era.

The first character we are met with is Lord Henry Wotton (Absolute Bastard, The Bastard™[Hate this guy]), this is the character through whom Mr. Wilde displays the ideals of Aestheticism (value beauty) and Hedonism (value pleasure). He is a cold man and he views the world as a means to an end, he has no remorse for any of his actions.

(I'm not just claiming that) "...and certainly Dorian Gray was a subject made to his hand and seemed to promise rich and fruitful results." Chapter 4, page 69 (in the textbook version I own), is a quote from the book that Lord Henry Wotton makes. In fact the entire passage tells the reader how Lord Henry Wotton views the main character; as an experiment. He is a manipulative and despicable person, and he is who Mr. Oscar Wilde chooses to use as the devil's advocate for his main character.

Then there is Basil Hallward; a peaceful, artistic and honest man. Basil is the complete opposite of Lord Henry. Though he does create the infamous picture, he never meant for it to become what it did. The picture was an honest representation of what he thought of Dorian Gray and was something he put much of himself in, as he says in the novel.

Basil is the moral compass of the story and it is for that reason we do not see much of him, because the novel is not about good being triumphant over evil. It is about the error of humankind and the twisted artwork that is the human psyche. Basil is the voice of reason that Mr. Wilde incorporated into his novel.

Finally, Dorian Gray the title character. Whom is weak willed when it comes to any form of responsibility and lacks the discipline to put any action behind the promises he makes to his self-conscience. He is whom the Victorian era would recognise as the epitome of beauty and with that recognition the assumption that he could do no wrong. Beauty back in that time was associated with good and innocence, which when first met Dorian is exactly.

He is a naive and entitled young adolescent, 20 years of age and easily influenced. However, he changes after a single conversation with Lord Henry Wotton and he knows that the ideas Lord Henry has planted in his mind are like weeds that will do him much disgrace. Dorian does not care about that and in fact already begins blaming everyone but himself for his actions and their consequences.

It is through such a thought process and the influence of Lord Henry Wotton that Dorian spirals into the world of Hedonism and Aestheticism where he eventually meets his demise.

Sir Oscar Wilde wrote "The Picture of Dorian Gray" with every intention of shocking the Victorian public and he definitely succeeded. Though that was not the only thing he sought to do, he wanted to shed light on the hypocrisy of the era and how it effected everyone. He did this by using characters like Lord Henry Wotton to embody the ideals of the era and Basil Hallward to be the moral compass. It is Dorian Gray whom is the stand in for consequences of leading such a life and how twisted the thought process of those who do is.

Thank you for reading my manic essay that probably won't help me a single bit. But I just wanted to rant about how much I dislike Dorian and Lord Henry.

Anywho, I have got to go. English test tomorrow and all. Byeeee(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

#this has been a rant tm #the picture of dorian gray #Lord henry Wotton hate #he deserves it tbh #hate that guy #basil deserved better #he did #english essay #we don't like it here in the test venue #exams suck

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your-local-jedi-commander · 4 months

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Throwback when freshman me wrote her English essay about ROTS lol

#it’s still the best thing I ever wrote #lol #star wars #sw rots #star wars rots #english essay #sw #star wars revenge of the sith #star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith

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sleepy-blr · 7 months

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just finished an essay, absolutly #awful. terrible experience.

#vce #vce english #english #english essay #vce english section a #sunset boulevard #studyblr #sleepy blr study

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colors-chaos · 2 years

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I Like America and America Likes Me

My English professor asked me to write about one of two things, what I like about America or what I don’t like about America, like I’m Langston Hughes. Maybe I could’ve stolen his lines, and “...let the page come out of [me]--/ then, it will be true.” (Levine et. al., Hughes 844). Maybe I could’ve talked about all the stuff I don’t like about America. My professor said we couldn’t choose any middle grounds, that we either had to like America or we had to dislike America. I thought about all the things I could say about America that I don’t like, and if I mentioned them here I’d fail this class and not graduate high school (183 days left!) so I’ll leave them out because I decided to write about what I like about this place. Because there’s so much wrong with America and so much of it affects me and the people I know and so much of it doesn’t apply to us at all or if it does it’s indirectly but I’ve had a really busy semester and I had two concerts this week and this is the second paper I’ve written for this class this week. So I decided I’m writing about the small, insignificant things that I like about America, and this is my page for English 232 (Levine et. al., Hughes 844).

I like America because I have a phone and AirPods and Spotify Premium that one of my friends pays for all the way in Minnesota. He works at a pizza place and they probably overwork him because he’s seventeen and chronically ill and the doctors don’t know what’s wrong with him but he hasn’t given up yet. And he makes art, he makes so much art, in all forms and while he’s drawing he listens to music and he understands the need for Premium so he pays an extra two dollars a month so a girl he’s never met in person can listen to music without ads on her phone and we’re friends because we watched the same TV show over quarantine and then joined a Discord server together to talk about the show and we don’t talk about that show anymore but that’s okay because now we talk about our lives and other shows we’ve seen. And when I’m having a bad day I can put in my AirPods and play any song I want to and maybe I can wallow in my sadness and feel bad for myself or I can try to pull myself out of it. And sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t, but according to Spotify I listened to 50,715 minutes of music this year and I’m even listening to Spotify while I write this. Because music is a crutch for me and someone in Minnesota cares about me enough to spend eight extra quarters a month so I can be happy and cope through my senior year of high school and I swear one day I’ll pay for it myself and pay him back for the money he’s spent on me, but when I get déjà vu when I listen to certain songs like I did before I started this paragraph so it’s okay that someone else is paying for this right now.

I like America because I’m a drum major in my school’s marching band and I get to help and serve the others kids in marching band. Because the concept of marching band is derived form the military, and while the military isn’t perfect because I knew what E. E. Cummings meant when he said “why talk of beauty what could be more beaut-/ iful than these heroic happy dead” (Levine et. al., Cummings 612). Because I’ve lived in this town my whole life and sometimes people don’t come home, but I got to talk to military musicians from the base last week and they said their nine-to-five is just rehearsing music and while I’d never make it through boot camp, I’d love to get paid to do what I love. Because the government spends a lot of cash on our military but at least we got marching band out of it, and marching band helped me find myself and it’s helped so many kids across the country discover music and make friends and fall in love and high school relationships don’t usually last, but the moment is what matters. And when I’m helping a younger marcher and I explain how to play a note or how to keep their legs straight or how to make their playing more musical, their faces light up and I feel like I’m finally doing something right. Because in the off season they’re starting to realize I’m not the serious drum major they’re used to I’m a student musician just like them and I mess up a lot and they see I’m human. And I can be both the hard drum major and the relaxed clarinet player and fun pianist I am because I’m human and I live in America, and I can be a human with depth in America.

I like America because my mom is a teacher. She teaches fifth grade and when she comes home and talks about how much their kids loved an old classroom game I played in fifth grade, or how they’re struggling with fractions so she’s going to use baking to demonstrate what three-fourths means, I’m reminded that even in this year, the year where I turned 18 and I’m an adult now with a driver’s license and a car that I’m responsible for putting gas in and I wake myself up for school every morning at 6 AM, there are still kids who are eleven years old and experiencing what it means to be eleven. They’re still discovering YouTube and Netflix and anime and books and they’re learning how to draw their favorite characters and original characters with mismatched eyes and wings and fangs and armor that they’ll look back at in seven years and think, “Why did I think that was cool?” (And I know this because I’ve been there). And maybe they make the rubber band bracelets that I used to make back then, or maybe there’s a new fifth-grade trend I’m way too old to know about and much too old to participate in. I like America because not everyone is an adult with cars and licenses and favorite gas stations, sometimes they’re fifth graders learning how to draw.

I like America because when we have nothing to do after school, my best friend and I go to the McDonalds down the street from our high school and we listen to classic rock and my best friend calls it a “Life is Strange” moment. Life is Strange is a video game that I like because the music is good and the art is cool and it’s set in the Pacific Northwest which is a place I’ve always wanted to go to and none of our stories were set there but that’s okay. But my best friend likes the game because she’s bisexual and she sees herself in the main character, who chooses her girlfriend over her hometown at the end of the game. And the smile on my best friend’s face when she talks about those fictional characters makes living in America a little better, because she can be happy and love who she wants to. We won’t end up like Max and Chloe did, in the ruins of a small pass-through town in each other’s arms, but we’ll still ditch school together and stop at every gas station in town looking for seasonal sodas.

I like America because as a people, we are so self-centered that we can do whatever we want to, and no one can tell us any differently. I like America because we’re too wrapped up in ourselves to think about anyone else, which makes finding people who care about you special, and it makes us value those around us more. We are not perfect. We are not the same country we were in 1776. And we have freedoms to do what we want, like go 400 words over the word count but hope your professor forgives you because this is, without exaggeration, the most personal essay you’ve ever written and it’s full of run on sentences but that was a choice because this is supposed to sound like you’re saying it out loud and it would be better spoken out loud but I’m turning in a PDF the day this is due. We are a country with an economy and a culture made of the rest of the world and we have job opportunities and elections, and people go to college and we’re a mess but we fight for what we think is right and we make things work. And this isn’t written to minimize the problems we face, but this is about what I like about America, and these are the things that makes living, living in this country, not so bad. I make it work and my friends make it work and my parents make it work and everyone I see driving in my car or walking their dog makes it work. And we’ll continue to make things work until the day out country succumbs to the fate of existing on Earth and dies. But to put things simply in the words of The 1975, “I like America and America likes me.” (Bedford)

#word vomit #essay #english essay #the 1975 #personal essay #words #also this is a personal essay like #this is 100% my opinion on these small insignificant moments where im trying to find the best in the worst #so #dark academia #light academia #chaotic academic #ramblings

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studyinlife · 2 years

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