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give-soup-please · 11 months

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today's mood

#shitpost #english major #english major memes #the amount of times i've bullshitted something and then been like #'hang on i might be onto something here'#i've lost count

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dxmxuse · 1 year

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my 2 takeaways from my poetry class is that Whitman would love our generation and Dickenson would be absolutely horrified

#university #college #english major #poetry #writing #english history #walt whitman #emily dickinson #poems and poetry #classic literature #literacy #literature #english major memes #gen z

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checkoutmybookshelf · 7 months

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#hamlet #english teacher life #english major #english literature #shakespeare memes #shakespeare #shakespearean humor

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raayllum · 9 months

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me, finishing s5 with everything being generally okay for the dragang and aaravos still in his prison, and violently flashing back to every time i’ve explained to one of my students that if the heroes in in the 2nd arc, you are unilaterally reading a Tragedy:

#s6 is going to be AWFUL i can't wait #tragedy enjoyer #arc 2 #s5 spoilers #the dragon prince #memes #s6 #mine #tdp spoilers #the english major strikes again

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smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou · 7 months

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behold.

#that was very commanding of me #i have just spent the last hour explaining my knowledge of dragons to myself #and then i started on literary terms #then i got bored of my own rabbit hole #so i made these #every day i face the looming threat of becoming an english major #httyd #httyd memes

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jeffreynutsak · 6 months

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#memes #funny #college #college memes #english major

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spalanai · 10 months

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born to slay. forced to write essays.

#me fr #born to slay #slayyyyy #slay #tumblrpost #english major #english literature #literature #literature major #english lit major #english lit studyblr #english lit memes #english lit student #academic essay #essay #school memes #memes #reality #college memes

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2008hondacivic · 9 months

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(trying to fit in at a party hosted by English majors) call me Tessie Hutchinson from Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” the way i’m getting stooooned

#🍃#this text post exists in a fictional world where english majors host parties #jk jk i did a minor in english and can attest to the fact that i am cool and fun #shirley jackson #the lottery #the lottery shirley jackson #english major #literature #classic literature #literature memes #my post #shit post

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luna-lovegreat · 4 months

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I just went through my essays from sixth grade and??? I found my report on hamlet and found these gems and I just-

I envy my younger self for the sheer sass but

I'm really glad I was homeschooled in English at this point because the teacher at my school would've passed out oh my gosh

#^^now an English major laughing my head off #personal #English #essays #writing #I don't know what to tag this lol #show this to a Shakespearean #this is what middle schoolers think of this #literary professors minds explode from sixth grade me #my mom was an English teacher btw #homeschooling me in English. and I turned in this. what the heck #to be fair it's pretty good for a sixth grader #sixth grade me I love you ok #writing memes #education #middle school #hamlet

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mycatsaidwhat · 2 years

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things i’ve heard english majors say pt. 16

-I need to print out my plot outlines single-sided because flipping them is driving me nuts, why can’t I shut the fuck up and write anything less than 42 chapters plus a 9 character pov epilogue

-I don’t think I could ever be drunk enough to write a YA novel

-I can’t ghost him, a character based on him is half of the story that I’m writing

-me having to check if I’ve already used to word “immortally” in every nonfiction essay I’ve ever written

-“it’s living too much outside the poem” just say its too vague or too ambiguous, you slut

-mmm, the “always” kind of love. Tasty.

-his father used to hit him and his favorite authors are all 19th century Russian men–of course he’s not a virgin

-nothing like bad movies that make me want to write

-my face would look a lot more panicked if I was doing math right now

-discussing serif typeface until i start internally bleeding

-oh she said enjambment, she said utilizing white space

-oh it ends with a period. That's a choice.

-nothing more confusing than walking onto the bus on Thirsty Thursday while listening to the Downton Abbey theme

-if anyone in the communications building sees me half bent over, clutching my head with both hands and slightly shaking, no you didn’t and this is actually pretty normal behavior

-it was “best friend’s younger brother” but now it’s “my best friend’s younger bitchass playboy cousin who left me on delivered for 8 days and who I met exactly once and now I’m living near him because we hate the country we come from.” It’s called diversity.

-I’m writing my poli sci essay

Sick, I’m writing the epilogue for book 3 when I haven’t finished book 1 or properly plotted book 2

-literally no inconvenience is too small for me to lose my mind over

-I don’t want to change the world, that sounds like a lot of work. But if I write something that inspires someone with a lot more initiative to change the world for me, that would be real great

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nymphpens · 10 months

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#nymphpens #dead poets society #relatable #tumblr text post #literature #classic literature #literature majors #english literature #jobs #barbie #barbie memes #tumblr memes #tumblr #barbie x literature #barbie 2023

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inahallucination · 8 months

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im bored someone send me lit u learn in english classes to rank/rate in honor of that english degree im supposed to be getting

#english #literature memes #literature #literature lover #english major #english memes

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bonefall · 7 months

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Would Midnight be patient with my fellow discalculia girlies... I love her but am So So Pathologically Bad at math

Midnight teaches advanced algebra to cats, you'll be fine. She'll conjure up a fractal for you, color each part of the equation, show how each part interacts and what it looks like when you change it

She'll take you out to the beach and explain the wind and the tide, compare them to each axis on the formula she showed you, and modify one factor. The wind dies down and the sea becomes as smooth as glass.

"Smoothness for the-waves you-see?" She waits for you to nod, never rushing you along, even the most casual questions are genuine, "Excellent! For this is example of maths I-teach. Nature it-will-happen. Simpleness it-being. You-will-understand."