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filmjunky-99 · 11 months
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s t a r t r e k t h e n e x t g e n e r a t i o n created by gene roddenberry [qpid, s4ep20] 'Sherwood Forest'
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landfilloftrash · 1 year
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I liked when he just leaned sideways from behind the wall; that entity was fuckin eaaaavesdroppingggggg
original post by @vorta-vortex ! 
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lesbiansaavikk · 4 months
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I was watching the qpid ep and at the beginning when picard found q in his ready room the french subtitles decided to translate the "what about a big hug?" into "what if we kissed?" 😭😭😭??
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Finally watched qpid with the entire context of the episode and vash's prior appearance and god, what an ep. I dont love picard and vash but i dont dislike them either, the fact that picard has an indiana jones romance is so funny....
Also? Picard/Vash/Q :)
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rikerxworf · 2 years
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I love how Worfriker is such a ✨romance✨ pair. Like they’re both such fans of dramatic grand gestures and cheesy, sincere, old-fashioned romance. With Riker it’s more obvious (duh), but Worf too loves romance and courting and all that. He gets all dreamy just thinking about men reading love poetry, and snarls shily when he’s being flirted with and is all about “a warrior does not let a friend face danger alone”. so that’s THIS guy meeting a man who says “eternity never looked so lovely ;)” when he first meets you, and “you are the heart in my day and the soul in my night” and “I need you by my side”
like. it’s all canon. it’s right there. it’s *I get taken out by the state*
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holobeczka · 4 years
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“This human emotion, love, it’s a dangerous thing, Picard. And obviously you’re ill-equipped to handle it. She’s found a vulnerability in you. A vulnerability I’ve been looking for for years. If I had known sooner, I would have appeared as a female.”
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mrburnsnuclearpussy · 3 years
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If I wrote Star Trek TNG this is what I’d do:
-Develop Troi, Geordi and Dr Crusher at least as much as the rest of the cast
-rewrite Lore and erase the emotion chip. (I have an idea for Data’s arc ending but it’s too long to write here)
-Have one episode per season in the format of the ep Lower Decks, where we follow either that same group of ensigns, or a different group each time
-replace Qpid with a musical episode
-actually, have a musical episode per season
-have the characters rehearse for their big musical in their spare time, and put on their show at the end and it’s really good
-keep Tasha live
-ban c*de of h*nour
-give Picard a pony for his birthday
-have Worf’s hair long for the whole show and have it regularly down
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qwertyfingers · 3 years
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Not to be too forward but please drop your TNG watch order.
okay tng is. complex. here’s how i’d do it I think. I’m jumping about a lot, and I’m also struggling to remember a lot of it because my first watch was 7 years ago and my rewatch w friends we just did Sherlock Holmes and then went straight into chronological order. so this is like, combo of a handful of eps I remember being plot important and just stuff that makes me laugh.
Elementary, My Dear Data (S2E3) and Ship In A Bottle (S6E12). a) introduces you perfectly to the concept of holodeck episodes, which will be important later b) DaForge married gay energy off the charts c) Picard is really fun. the only failing of this as a start is the tragic lack of Guinan
ALL of the Q eps. Speedrun the Qcard nonsense and get a lot of the overall show plot
Encounter at Farpoint (S1E1 and S1E2)
Hide and Q (S1E10) - unnervingly babyfaced Riker. you could skip this one but it lays some good basis for who the Q continuum are, but it’s kind of fun
Q Who (S2E16) - borg introduction! absolute must watch. The insanity of ‘to learn about you is frankly provocative… but you’re next of kin to chaos’ as a line alone, let alone the voice Patrick Stewart gives to it. Iconic episode.
Deja Q (S3E13) - Q getting turned into a human as punishment for being a naughty boy. V funny, must watch
QPid (S4E20 babeyyyyy) - MUST WATCH one of thee funniest episodes and experiencing the QCard speedrun from farpoint to qpid is a very special kind of brainworms
True Q (S6E6) - this one is skippable tbh, but it is pretty fond and I’m personally fond of running a full Q supercut
Tapestry (S6E15) - this one isn’t as fun as most Q eps but it is VERY TNG-ish and therefore a must watch. If you’ll forgive the pun, it really gets at the heart of Picard’s character
All Good Things (S7E25 and S7E26) - as with most Star Trek finales it’s not the best. You don’t have to watch this here but it can be a fun bookend for the Q speedrun
You could also go watch DS9’s Q-Less (S1E6) if you’d like to see Q get punched in the face, it’s really very satisfying
You kind of have to watch The Best of Both Worlds (S3E26 and S4E1). If you’ve seen TNG before, you don’t need to worry about when you watch it. If you haven’t seen any TNG yet, watch it here.
Darmok (S5E2) - THEE most star trek of all star trek’s. hmu if you ever want me to rant about Darmok I have a whole badly-structured personal essay about it ready to go at all times
Disaster (S5E5) - Geordi and Crusher teamup is really fun, and ‘executive officer in charge of radishes’ is the best line in all 7 seasons of TNG
Schisms (S6E5) - you could just watch from the opening until Data’s poetry recital ngl. The ep is decent and I’d personally watch it all but this ep is mostly about Data’s poetry.
Sub Rosa (S7E14) - Crusher fucks a ghost. iconic behaviour
Dixon Hill eps! They’re fun and silly and much like watching TOS’ A Piece of The Action
The Big Goodbye (S1E12)
Manhunt (S2E19) - Lwxana. I’d do anything for Lwxana
Clues (S4E14) - Guinan as Gloria is so much fun I love her and she should have got a full episode!!!!!
The Measure of a Man (S2E9) - important Federation and Data lore. Very emotional.
Yesterday’s Enterprise (S3E16) - Tasha’a back!!!!!!!! Just a very cool ep imo
Hero Worship (S5E11) - Extremely good Data ep, good content about Federation attitude to mental illness
Datalore (S1E12) - another important Data ep, and Lore is laways fun
The Offspring (S3E16) - Data wants to be a dad!!!
I, Borg (S5 E23) - HUGH!!! IT’S ALL ABOUT HUGH!!!!!!!!! (I like to watch this right after The Offspring because it’s direct parallels of geordi and data just wanting to take care of people)
Brothers (S4E18) - more Data (And Lore) content
Descent (S6E26 and S7E1) - not required watching, but Lore is fun and evil
Fistful of Datas (S6E7) - EXTREMELY SILLY GOOD FUN ALLROUND. CAN NEVER GO WRONG W ACOWBOY EP
Sarek (S3E23) - I can’t remember the plot I just know Sarek shows up in a lavender robe and has mad chemistry with Picard. I’m  pretty sure they mind meld really hard??? Lord help me the old men you put on this spaceship to do politics are exploring eachothers’ minds in the most intimate manner possible <3
Unification (S5E7 and S5E8) - Spock attempts to re-unify Romulus and Vulcan. Iconic 2-parter, but definitely the kind of episode that benefits from watching with a friend so you can add commentary
if you like Romulan episodes you could watch the full Sela arc before this one (The Mind’s Eye S4E24, Redemption S4E26/S5E1, Unification)
Face of The Enemy (S6E14) - I can’t remember the entire plot but I’m pretty sure it was good and I love a good Romulan ep
The Host (S4E23) - Trill introduction!!!! So good.
The Game (S5E6) - profoundly stupid but worth it for how funny the graphics for the game are
Cause and Effect (S5E18) - just a pretty cool one
Time’s Arrow (S5E26 and S6E1) - One of TNG’s strongest plots imo
The Inner Light (S5E25) - another banger plot; Picard gets hit by a psychic probe and lives an entire life in a history that has already happened. there’s a really good Spones fic based on this episode and I could read an au like this for any ship I swear
Relics (S6E4) - Scotty!!!! It’s fun
Chain of Command (S6E10 and S6E11) - another one of TNG’s strongest plots. The origin of the ‘there are FOUR lights’ meme.
Birthright (S6E16 and S6E17) - this is an infamous double parter but all I actually remember is Julian Bashir appearing and meeting Data
Ensign Ro’s intro ep Ensign Ro (S5E03) i LOVE her
The Next Phase (S5E24) - cool ep where Ro and Geordi get stuck out of phase and are invisible from the crew, pretty fun
and the end of her arc with Preemptive Strike (S7E24)
I personally love Barclay and just choose to live in a universe where the misogyny wasn’t happening and he was just a weird little man, but if he bothers you, you can skip his arc. Don’t skip Genesis tho it’s good
Hollow Pursuits (S3E21)
The Nth Degree (S4E19)
Realm of Fear (S6E2)
Genesis (S7E19) - perfectly batshit star trek fake science. I love it
Masks (S7E17) - extremely silly and therefore fantastic
after this point I’d go back and watch in order all the way through, or look up a watch order for eps that are actually important plot-wise :’) 
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v4nderlyle · 4 years
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My Personal Star Trek Selection Box
Whoop OK so this is going to be extremely indulgent and no one but me will care but I’ve spent a lot of time over the last year or so watching Star Trek and I wanted to compile a selection of episodes that I especially like. I haven’t seen Voyager yet so there’s none of that on here. I’ve only seen a few episodes of Lower Decks  so can’t comment yet and I watched Enterprise years ago so there’s only one ep of that that I sort of remember on here. Other than that, I’ve categorised everything into the following: 
1. Good Solid Episode - what it says on the tin
2. Absolute Banter - Star Trek comedy is my favourite thing 
3. Makes Me Warm Inside - these are very special episodes that have a very particular effect on me 
4. Critic’s Choice - the actual good episodes. The ones you’ll find on a Vulture article titled ‘50 best Star Trek episodes’ or something 
5. Guilty Pleasure - absolute trash and I love it 
I’ve put an asterisk by episodes that are my favourite favourites. So, without further ado, here is my Star Trek selection box:
Good Solid Episode
TOS: Space Seed
TOS: Amok Time (should have created the category ‘this is gay and therefore a favourite’)
TOS: The Changeling
TOS: Is There in Truth No Beauty?*
TNG: The Ensigns of Command
TNG: The Most Toys
TNG: The Mind’s Eye 
TNG: Disaster
TNG: Time’s Arrow, Parts I&II (just skip any scene where Clemens talks for more than 2 lines) 
TNG: Starship Mine
TNG: Phantasms*
DS9: The Wire (another gay one...) 
DS9: Equilibrium 
DS9: Civil Defense 
DS9: Distant Voices 
DS9: Starship Down 
DS9: Hard Time
DS9: ...Nor the Battle to the Strong
DS9: Doctor Bashir, I Presume?*
DS9: Inquisition 
ENT: Impulse 
DIS: Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad 
PIC: Remembrance 
Star Trek Beyond 
Absolute Banter
TOS: The Trouble With Tribbles 
TOS: A Piece of the Action 
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home*
TNG: Manhunt 
TNG: Qpid
TNG: In Theory (could also go in category 1)
TNG: A Fistful of Datas 
DS9: Trials and Tribble-ations
DS9: You Are Cordially Invited 
DS9: The Magnificent Ferengi
DS9: Take Me Out to the Holosuite* 
Makes Me Warm Inside
TOS: The Devil in the Dark*
TOS: The Empath
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
TNG: Data’s Day
TNG: Birthright, Part I* 
DS9: Explorers*
DS9: Rejoined
DS9: Our Man Bashir* 
DS9: Bar Association* (this could have gone in 1 or 2 as well) 
DS9: Extreme Measures 
DIS: An Obol for Charon 
PIC: Nepenthe 
PIC: Et in Arcadia Ego, Part II (just for that bit with Data) 
Short Treks: Q&A*
Critic’s Choice
TOS: The City on the Edge of Forever
TOS: The Doomsday Machine 
TOS: All Our Yesterdays 
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 
TNG: Q Who
TNG: The Best of Both Worlds, Parts I&II
TNG: All Good Things... 
Star Trek: First Contact 
DS9: The Visitor
DS9: Far Beyond the Stars
DS9: The Siege of AR-558
Guilty Pleasure
TOS: The Apple
TOS: Plato’s Stepchildren
TNG: Force of Nature (specifically the first half. I stop watching when the ‘plot’ starts)
TNG: Sub Rosa 
TNG: Masks
Star Trek: Generations
DS9: Fascination
Phew, so there it is! I’m excited to add to this once I’ve watched Voyager, the rest of Lower Decks and S3 of Discovery, and maybe rewatched Enterprise. Anyway I love Star Trek. 
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mercury-and-mars · 4 years
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TNG Starter Packs for @obiwannaomi
The Soong Family Drama (A.K.A. Starring BRENT SPINER with Special Guest Star BRENT SPINER and Introducing BRENT SPINER) 1.12 - Datalore - Somehow they introduced the evil twin plot device in literal episode 12 (2.6 - The Schizoid Man - Generally accepted to be part of the family drama, but when you’ve got androids, who’s actually related to who is a bit confusing...) 4.3 - Brothers - Data goes absolutely buckwild A.K.A. Often-Wrong’s got a broken heart, can’t even tell his boys apart A.K.A. i Am NoT lEsS pErFeCt ThAn LoRe (5.4 - Silicon Avatar - Just Data in this one, but brings up lots of family drama) (6.9 - The Quality of Life - Also generally accepted, but what even is family?) 6.26/7.1 - Descent Parts I & II - Data experiences an Emotion and nobody’s really into it.  The return of Hugh, so also a good Picard backstory episode 7.10 - Inheritance - Data’s got a mom now
Generally Good Eps 1.2 - The Naked Now - Somehow this was allowed to be the second ever episode.  Everybody gets drunk.  Including Data, for some reason... 1.11 - The Big Goodbye - Holodeck hijinks.  Just good new-fashioned fun 2.3 - Elementary Dear Data - Pulaski is a big fat racist and nobody stands for it. 2.8 - A Matter of Honor - Riker has a grand time with the Klingons. 3.15 - Yesterday’s Enterprise - A cool AU 3.21 - Hollow Pursuits - The holodeck and also this one guy are problematic 3.23 - Sarek - Yeah, Spock’s dad. 3.26/4.1 - The Best of Both Worlds Parts I & II - Kind of universally accepted as the very best of TNG.  This is really pivotal for Jean-Luc. 5.2 - Darmok - Also universally accepted as one of the best.  Interesting linguistic theory. 5.25 - The Inner Light - Universally accepted as a top contender for best episode 6.4 - Relics - Scotty good. 6.7 - Rascals - Everybody gets turned into kids A.K.A. He’s my number one dad! 6.8 - A Fistful of Datas - Everybody loves a good western A.K.A. I come to see my boy A.K.A. Vamoose ya lil varmint! 6.10/6.11 - Chain of Command Parts I & II - Also widely accepted as very good A.K.A. There are four lights! 7.11 - Parallels - Data had blue eyes for a second there and it was freakier than the entire rest of the episode
Data Ouch Moments/Data Good Moments 1.22 - The Skin of Evil - A funeral is held 2.9 - The Measure of a Man - A trial is held 2.15 - Pen Pals - Data makes a friend 3.16 - The Offspring - Data makes a daughter 3.22 - The Most Toys - Everybody thinks Data exploded but really he’s just modern art 4.11 - Data’s Day - Plot?  What plot? 4.25 - In Theory - Kinda weird but Data tries having a girlfriend 5.11 - Hero Worship - Has one of my favorite Data growth moments.  Data makes another friend 5.24 - The Next Phase - Another funeral is held 5.26/6.1 - Time’s Arrow Parts I & II - Data’s head is discovered.  Also time travel good.
Q Episodes (because even the bad ones are good) 1.1 - Encounter at Farpoint - This one isn’t great but it introduces Q and the whole gang 1.9 - Hide and “Q” - Riker gets Q’s powers 2.16 - Q-Who? - The Borg! 3.13 - Deja Q - Q loses Q’s powers 4.20 - Qpid - A.K.A. I am NOT a merry man! 6.6 - True Q - Back at it again with Q trying to ruin everything 6.15 - Tapestry - Also a good Picard backstory episode
Good Picard Backstory 4.2 - Family - Jean-Luc visits his family’s vineyard in France 5.7/5.8 - Unification Parts I & II - Romulans and politics.  Spock good. 5.23 - I, Borg - Hugh 7.25 - All Good Things... - Jean-Luc jumps around in time.  His future jumps are set 25 years in the future, when Picard takes place.  Also a Q episode
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filmjunky-99 · 2 years
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s t a r t r e k t h e n e x t g e n e r a t i o n created by gene roddenberry Qpid [s4ep20]
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tsaomengde · 5 years
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Tiny Viewing Guide to Star Trek: The Next Generation
Just found out one of my oldest friends, a huge sci fi guy, has never actually seen TNG, or indeed any Trek. He asked if I wouldn't mind writing a viewing guide. Not all that tiny, but the blurb for each episode is tiny. YMMV.
S1
Encounter at Farpoint - Goofy but iconic, series premiere
The Naked Now - Bad but hilarious and a little important
Code of Honor - terrible racist horseshit
The Last Outpost - first time we meet the Ferengi, they're not impressive
Where No One Has Gone Before - interesting enough
Lonely Among Us - I have no memory of this place
Justice - terrible outfits, Wesley episode
The Battle - Picard episode, not terrible
Hide and Q - Riker-centric Q episode, not the best Q episode, not the worst
Haven - first time we meet Lwaxana, don't remember anything else
The Big Goodbye - first of many holodeck episodes, pretty good
Datalore - important!!!
Angel One - totally forgettable
11001001 - meh
Too Short a Season - weird, generally meh
When the Bough Breaks - Wesley episode, don't remember it much
Home Soil - no clue
Coming of Age - more Wesley (can you tell Gene Roddenberry liked the character?), but not bad
Heart of Glory - first time the Klingons get real character, important
The Arsenal of Freedom - automated weaponry is bad, mmkay
Symbiosis - nope, no idea
Skin of Evil - dark, nasty, generally unpleasant episode, important for character reasons
We'll Always Have Paris - genuinely do not remember this one but wiki says there's time travel and that's always fun
Conspiracy - real mixed feelings about this one, it's tense and interesting TV but not really good Trek and it has huge implications that are never revisited
The Neutral Zone - Romulans are reintroduced, pretty cool
S2
The Child - pretty decent Troi episode
Where Silence Has Lease - interesting space puzzle episode sprinkled with Picard philosophizing
Elementary, Dear Data - first Sherlock!Data holodeck episode, excellent stuff
The Outrageous Okona - weeeaaaak, but kind of funny
Loud As A Whisper - cool deaf character, cringey late-80s implementation
The Schizoid Man - Data episode, good acting, cringey dialogue
Unnatural Selection - Pulaski-centric, and I dislike Pulaski so this is a pass for me
A Matter Of Honor - Riker serves on a Klingon warship, some good stuff
The Measure of A Man - Easily a top 10 Trek episode of all time
The Dauphin - Wesley has a crush, receives terrible romantic advice from entire crew
Contagion - interesting lethal archaeology
The Royale - love this episode, it's terrible and bad science but I love it
Time Squared - weird time-travel stuff, not one of the best
The Icarus Factor - lot of good character stuff, terrible future martial arts
Pen Pals - excellent Data episode, thoughts about the Prime Directive
Q Who - WATCH THIS ONE
Samaritan Snare - bad episode, funny moments
Up The Long Ladder - holy shit the Irish racism
Manhunt - Lwaxana Troi at her best, love it
The Emissary - Amazing Klingon stuff
Peak Performance - good episode, lots of fun character bits
Shades of Gray - TERRIBLE CLIP SHOW AVOID AVOID AVOID
S3
Evolution - Wesley episode, not bad but not great
The Ensigns of Command - Mediocre Data episode
The Survivors - space puzzle episode, OK
Who Watches the Watchers - more prime directive stuff, mildly interesting
The Bonding - interesting stuff about grief
Booby Trap - another space puzzle, high stakes, cool payoff
The Enemy - Pretty good, Romulans
The Price - fun episode
The Vengeance Factor - ehhhhhhhh
The Defector - More Romulan stuff, is good
The Hunted - will 100% make you scream at how terrible security is in the future, not a bad ep though
The High Ground - ugh, just not great
Deja Q - good Q episode
A Matter of Perspective - let's use the holodeck to prove Riker couldn't have committed this crime!
The Offspring - WATCH THIS BUT BRING TISSUES
Sins of the Father - first of many Klingon Politics episodes, I love these with a fiery passion and my wife is bored to tears by them so YMMV
Allegiance - space puzzle, not a great one but not bad
Captain's Holiday - WATCH THIS, IS AMAZING
Tin Man - literally put me to sleep once
Hollow Pursuits - First of many Barclay episodes, my beautiful autistic space boi
The Most Toys - alright, worth one watch
Sarek - SO IMPORTANT WAAAAAAAAAATCH
Menage a Troi - bad episode, worth it for the payoff
Transfigurations - Jason Ironheart called, he knows he came after this episode chronologically but he was better
The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1 - YAAAS
S4
The Best of Both Worlds, Part 2- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Family - So important
Brothers - Very Important
Suddenly Human - meh
Remember Me - very interesting space puzzle, one of the Crusher episodes where she gets to be awesome
Legacy - not the most jaw-dropping ep but important
Reunion - KLINGON POLITICS YEEES
Future Imperfect - interesting enough
Final Mission - Wesley episode, not bad
The Loss - v. good Troi episode
Data's Day - fun, wholesome Data times
The Wounded - SO GOOD AND SO IMPORTANT
Devil's Due - I love this episode even if it's not that important or good
Clues - Awesome space puzzle
First Contact - eh? okay? sure?
Galaxy's Child - fine, whatever
Night Terrors - uuuuugh, no
Identity Crisis - this one scared the fuck out of me as a kid and may be responsible for my deep-seated body-transformation-horror triggers, now it's just kind of weird
The nth Degree - BARCLAY, LOVE HIM AND THIS EP
Qpid - YES SO GOOD
The Drumhead - This is Michael Dorn's favorite episode and it is worthy of the title
Half a Life - Lwaxana is great, the episode not as much
The Host - introduction of the Trill, kind of cringey almost 30 years later
The Mind's Eye - brainwashing stuff, meh
In Theory - Data tries to date, hilarities ensue
Redemption Part 1 - GIVE ME THE KLINGON POLITICS
S5
Redemption Part 2 - MOOOOOOOOOORE
Darmok - One of my top 5 episodes in the series
Ensign Ro - so important, introduces the Bajorans and Ensign Ro
Silicon Avatar - important for Data, not a terribly interesting episode otherwise
Disaster - Troi gets to shine! cool episode
The Game - by far the worst Wesley episode. everyone is seduced into acting like a brainwashed idiot by a terrible space future video game. fuck this episode and everyone who wrote it but especially Brannon Braga.
Unification 1 - WATCH
Unification 2- THESE
A Matter of Time - So good, waaatch
New Ground - I am not a fan of Alexander but he is so important to Worf's growth, so... yeah
Hero Worship - more stuff about grief, eh
Violations - I don't remember this one that much but I do not think I enjoyed it
The Masterpiece Society - read the above description
Conundrum - amazing space puzzle episode. easily one of my favorites in the series
Power Play - meh
Ethics - very important, good Trek
The Outcast - THIS EPISODE COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER IF THE LOVE INTEREST WAS MALE. JONATHAN FRAKES PUSHED FOR A MALE ACTOR. watch it anyway
Cause and Effect - fun space puzzle, a little repetitive but totally solid
The First Duty - one of the best Picard Speeches ever, watch
Cost of Living - fun Lwaxana episode
The Perfect Mate - pretty meh but Famke Janssen is fun as Kamala
Imaginary Friend - so bored
I, Borg - INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT
The Next Phase - interesting episode about the afterlife
The Inner Light - THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES AND I CRY EVERY TIME
Time's Arrow 1 - Such good time travel
S6
Time's Arrow 2 - Such great Mark Twain
Realm of Fear - Yay more Barclay!
Man of the People - bad Troi episode
Relics - WAAAAAAAAAATCH
Schisms - space puzzle, kind of lame payoff due to effects limitations but the journey is worth it
True Q - By far the worst fucking Q episode ever written
Rascals - uuuuuuuugh. half the crew is regressed into children. Ferengi are involved. you are missing nothing.
A Fistful of Datas - amazing dumb holodeck episode, watch
The Quality of Life - boring episode, good message
Chain of Command 1 - So dark, so difficult, so totally riveting and important
Chain of Command 2 - See above
Ship in a Bottle - Sequel to Sherlock!Data, amazing
Aquiel - could have been written much better
Face of the Enemy - by far the best Troi episode, Marina Sirtis was incredibly happy when I told her it was one of my favorites
Tapestry - fantastic Q/Picard episode
Birthright 1 - Basically exists to set up DS9 but is pretty good and has important bits
Birthright 2 - See above
Starship Mine - DIE HARD ON THE ENTERPRISE
Lessons - Very important Picard episode
The Chase - amazing space puzzle episode, has one of my favorite one-off Klingon characters
Frame of Mind - is Riker's entire life a delusion he has created to mentally escape his imprisonment in a mental asylum? spoilers: no
Suspicions - Good mystery episode, Crusher gets to do stuff
Rightful Heir - Very important Worf episode, good Klingon stuff
Second Chances - uh, kind of bad, but it gets referenced later in DS9
Timescape - super interesting space puzzle, amazing character bits
Descent 1 - WAAATCH
S7
Descent 2 - as above
Liaisons - okay. not great. not bad.
Interface - OK Geordi episode
Gambit 1 - Amazing stuff
Gambit 2 - More amazing stuff
Phantasms - Psychological horror? in my Data? it's more likely than you think. watch
Dark Page - one of the few Lwaxana episodes I don't love
Attached - great Picard/Crusher episode
Force of Nature - environmentalism! is! good!
Inheritance - important Data episode
Parallels - SUCH A GOOD WORF EPISODE
The Pegasus - very important Riker episode
Homeward - Interesting Worf and Prime Directive episode
Sub Rosa - so cringey and terrible, oh my God
Lower Decks - a fun change of pace from the main cast
Thine Own Self - I don't love it, but it is good character stuff
Masks - weird space puzzle episode, I love it but I wouldn't call it Great
Eye of the Beholder - space mystery, it's not fantastic
Genesis - look. this episode is not good. but it has amazing costumework by Michael Westmore. and has some great Picard/Data stuff. watch it.
Journey's End - super important stuff. sets up a lot of stuff for DS9 and VOY
Firstborn - Good Worf/Alexander episode
Bloodlines - More Ferengi stuff, kind of lame
Emergence - space puzzle, weird but interesting
Preemptive Strike - So so so so important
All Good Things... - it's the series finale. and some of the best Trek ever. obviously you're going to watch.
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redcoded2 · 4 years
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my favorite tng episodes in no particular order because i said i might do this and i have given up on all my core values and beliefs
(in no particular order)
all good things
my 100% favorite
science !
this is what got me into star trek so yknow
q is highly good in this ep
data + contractions
Future Everyone is very important to me
tapestry
y'all know what's up
it needed to be on here
chaotic neutral q is chaotic
angel one
i actually hate this episode
riker titty
the measure of a man
theres a lot of eps on this list i have nothing to say that hasnt already been said. theres a really solid list of the objectively best episodes and ill only have things to say about ones that Aren't on that list
data good
what is more important than data
deja q
q is petty
10/10
yesterday's enterprise
tasha yar :((
the offspring
i am SOFt on MaiN about this ACTUALLY
:,((((
they deserved better and i am so so so sad lore didnt get to appear and revive his NIECE
im sad about this
sarek
sarek
brothers
i like lore
noonien suck
i like data as well
data's day
keiko and data both make me soft on main
so what's not to like
also who is going to listen to these logs? how does this help anyone
other than me, who has seen this episode. more than once
qpid
this episode wasnt my fav q episode but
its called "qpid" and the netflix description was "an old flame of picard's appears again" and when i first read that i kind of just Stared For A While because that really sounds like its q, right? like im not crazy here? thats what it sounds like?
anyway this gets to be on here because the netflix description is bad
the host
beverly has gorlfreind
in theory
this episode is bad actually
its in here on principle because i dont feel like im legally allowed to leave out a data episode
but i actually really hate this one ngl
ensign ro
ro laren
unification
spock
hero worship
god im soft
everyone shut up i just wanna sit here and look at data
the masterpiece society
geordi gets rights
10/10
cause and effect
cinematic POETRY
i LOVE THIS
THANK U FRAKES FOR THIS EPISODE
i, borg
yeah im soft for hugh, what of it
the inner light
its the inner light
am i supposed to not put it on here??
times arrow
period clothing period clothing pe
a fistful of datas
holy shit
is it considered horny on main if i say hollander made me a sub
i dont care, actually
ive said it and theres no going back
chain of command
its really good
light
frame of mind
more cinematic POETRY
riker deserved better but also he didnt really
riker does theater
like canonically!
descent
i like lore
lore deserved better
i like part ii better than part i
phantasms
[checks notes] bird
sub rosa
ahhaha just kidding
fuck sub rosa
lower decks
TAURIK AND LAVELLE
i love this ep actually
it gave this real uhh different perspective of the show!
insight into characters
taurik and lavelle have the exact same dynamic as k/s. except lavelle is more of a bitch so its a bit less gay. but taurik (the actor said) is framed directly off of spock. so
turns out every single vulcan/human relationship is in fact centered around Weird Gay Banter. can you believe it? i cant.
thine own self
data almost kills an entire village
he saves them tho
did you know that if data doesnt believe he doesnt have emotions, he has emotions?
he spends this episode believing himself to have emotions and hes! ourtwardly emotional for a lot of it!
really beautiful ep. he stares at the stars and swears theres somewhere out there where there is no need or pain. really nice moment
he learns himself to be "different" and hides himself so as to not scare a little girl :(
i lvoe him
masks
must an episode be good
is it not enough for brent spiner to do funny voices
elementary, my dear data
home of sexual
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i just realized i watched three full seasons of tng (among other shows) since quarantine
how do i know? i took a screenshot of s4ep20 bc 420 and also bc the ep name is qpid
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rikerxworf · 3 years
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Star Trek: The Next Generation ↳ Qpid // gifs by @thirdtwin3 ❤️
[ID: Two gifs from TNG, showing Riker and Worf on the bridge in uniform. In the first one, they exchange a look and Worf puts his hands behind his back. In the second one, he lowers them as the two watch Picard enter the bridge off-screen. End ID.]
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lacetrekmusings · 6 years
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TNG Opinions:
Identity Crisis: 8/10 Nice mystery episode. Geordi gets a platonic female friend *tears up* the never once talked about unrequited crushes I’m so damn proud. DATA WORRYING ABOUT GEORDI MY HEART. Also the transformation Make-up was really nice. I loved the UV paint. looked great.
The Nth Degree: 8/10 Accidentally liveblogged this one but good ep, fun ending.
Qpid: 9/10 their attempted love-triangle between Vash-Picard-Q(yes in that order) only made me want a threesome. Can you IMAGINE. Vash and Q teaming up on Picard like would that not be the stuff fanfic dreams are made of?
The Drumhead: 7/10 JEAN SIMMONNNNSSSSSS *ahem* I love her but she was horrid in this episode. This was a good, well executed episodes but I HATE INQUISITION EPISODES they make me anxious and uncomfortable. so minus three points for making me tense up so bad before bed. I also feel really bad for Tarses he was adorable with his slightly pointed ears and very slightly uptilted brows.
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