The Story of Minglan
My guy, you are barely alive.
Your ministers are right, please pick an heir.
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Ah. Parents who bury their chilren break my heart.
Adopting a heir means making it official that his son is really dead 😢
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I've known him for two minutes, why are there tears in my eyes 😭
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Shut up, you have worms for brains.
You are not fit to wipe the floor Gu Tingye walks on.
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Isn't this the guy from Guardian?
I've never actually watched him in anything, I just stanned by proxy through my mutuals' blogs.
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OH!! THIS IS THE EMPRESS FROM EVER NIGHT!!
She was also in Love like the Galaxy. She's just stupid beautiful, I can't stop staring when she's on screen. Anwyway, hiiiiiiiiii 😍
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LMAO, I love him and his good-natured, smiley face already!
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LOL, did her stupid ass steal it?
This woman just refuses to give me roles where I can stan her. I am so READY but she picks characters that are simply the worst.
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LMAO, I am so glad I live in a time when I can find this hilarious 🤣🤣
With that said, if these people were living in 2024, there is zero doubt in my mind that Molan would have found a way to implicate herself by secretly saving nudes on his phone or something equally ridiculous.
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And the servants are getting beaten again because someone has to take the fall for the misdeeds of the gentry 😕
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Listen, my dude, I'm stanning you by proxy as it is. Keep getting between my ship and I will unstan you so fast, istg.
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Hmmm... I'm worried he may have just killed that servant instead.
Accusing a young lady of setting a servant up is not going to go down well.
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OH FFS.
AGAIN?
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Ugh, he annoys me.
MY GUY, UNLESS YOU ARE FULLY INTENDING TO MARRY HER AND ALREADY HAVE YOUR FULL FAMILY ON BOARD FOR THIS, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE.
He can get her into so much shit with this garbage. She is a low-level daughter of a weak family, there is zero chance he can get parents to approve of her being his legal wife.
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Oh, sweetheart 😢
You will have the BEST BEST BEST of husbands of any woman in your generation!
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So, both her sisters are going to be shitty.
Hell family.
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I AM INCENSED 🤬🤬
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AND HOW ARE YOU DIFFERENT, PRAY TELL?
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If he really does end up marrying her, I will riot.
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Oh my god 😬😬
Here's to hoping that at least her brothers are cool.
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Second-what, now? 🤨
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god Emma subtext is something I enjoy thinking about so much. in Ep03, from context clues, we can assume Bowie (pretty much admits it) and Emma (subtextually) vote for MK since she was a sarcastic bully, and not Nichelle, who essentially messed up the challenge. because Emma’s way too into forgiving people and giving them a second chance, in this case Nichelle
later in Ep04, we have the option to believe MK reviewed previous footage, including votes, and knows Bowie and Emma voted for her, which can add to how snippy MK was to Emma at the end of the episode. but despite Emma being mad at MK, she blindly agrees to MK’s plan (probably injuring herself in the process) and professes her belief that MK was [one of] the reasons they won the challenge. despite Emma not trusting MK prior, Emma’s way too into forgiving people and giving them a second chance, in this case MK
one can only assume by Ep11, when Emma was mad at Bowie for allegedly voting off Chase, if Bowie lied and apologized that he did, I have the strangest belief that Emma would have instantly forgiven Bowie and apologized herself for snapping. because Emma’s way too into forgiving people and giving them a second chance, in this case Bowie (who ftr, I do believe is justified, fuck Chase, Bowie’s right to be mad at both of them)
Emma’s overly strong sense of empathy and forgiveness is a very potent character flaw and god it breaks my heart thinking about it being exploited in the upcoming season
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Eternal Brotherhood
LMAO, so all their ridiculous posturing in the street was actually a secret code 🤣🤣
They are such idiots 🤣🤣
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Oh, so Si Yilin is the OTP with Ka Dan?
Interesting and hilarious! I can get behind that!
I like him but she bores me senseless. I've seen people hating on Ning but at least she's funny. Ka Dan has been such a cardboard cut-out so far, it's super hard to relate to her.
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LMAO, A-Xiu's ridiculous ass dressed up as the princess, didn't it 🤣🤣
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The assassin is a WOMAN??
Who do we have so far?
Baichuan and A-Xiu's boss? 🤔
I am not happy with either of these choices.
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LMAO, his constipated ass is already in love as if he had never seen a woman before in his life 🤣🤣
Sorry, Si Yilin, sucks to be you 😂😂
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Really gorgeous!
Also, Baichuan showing up at the prison is suspicious af, but also looking like a misdirection.
For now, my money is on the boss being the assassin.
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LMAOOO, Ka Dan escaped 🤣🤣
Looking forward to more of her trickery!
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When does she start using her brain, though?
Or is she going to wait for Si Yilin to rescue her after she betrayed his trust and escaped?
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She was seriously intending to slit her own throat??
And here my stupid self thought that she was conning them into giving her the knife so that she could murder them 😑😑
And of course, it was Si Yiling who had to save her, smh.
I can't stand her.
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LMAOOOOO, he's an idiot and there is no woman, but, girl, you really need to grow some standards 🙄
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Facepalming forever 🤦♀️
What I can't figure out yet, though, is whether he's subconsciously self-sabotaging or if he is deliberately trying to make himself as obnoxious to her as possible because he thinks nothing good can come out of her loving him.
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He's been shot by an arrow through the chest but let's worry about her spraining an ankle, smh.
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And now he has to carry her despite the arrow through his chest because she is too delicate to walk on her own two feet on anything but a perfectly level road, and is also apologising for the "disrespect" 🙄
I cannot.
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LMAO, if he's not careful, Lord Lu will mistake his nonsense for actual flirting and then he'll be in extra trouble 😅
Seriously, though.
I know that my yaoi goggles are perpetually glued on, but even the average viewer must see that all their interactions so far have been sexually charged, right? The intent might be comic relief, but the sexual innuendo is 100% there.
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I MEAN!! 🤯🤯
If this was a Western show, there would be a bajillion kinky fics on Ao3 within a day of this airing!
It's not even subtext at this point.
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LMAO, Si Yilin wishes 🤣🤣
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LMAO, what even 🤣🤣
I thought he would get Baichuan or Ning to dress up, not put on lipstick himself 🤣🤣
Anyway, for this to work, Lord Mu Qi must be really invested in the peace talks being a success. Yikes.
Also, I have to wonder if Lord Lu was to see him like this, he'd be more or less inclined to kidnap and abscond with him to the North, peace talks be damned 🤣🤣
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Mu Qi is really invested 😅
He is definitely playing along.
I'm curious if Lord Lu is behind the attempted assassination and that's why he's insisting on seeing "her" because he knows she can't possibly be there.
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I'm so glad he's not an idiot and I'm absolutely going to be shipping him with A-Xiu 😋
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ASK LORD LU!! 🤣🤣
Also, I love Lord Ge to bits 🖤
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