#epi pens

[snaileer]

Top Deadly Allergy Humor

The peak of comedy for me as someone with a deadly allergy is constantly not having my EPI-pen on me. And every time someone finds out, they’re like, “You have an allergy you should always have that on you.”

“I know.”

“You need it, your allergy could kill you.”

“I know.”

“Why don’t you have your EPI-pen with you all the time?”

*shrug* “Too much to carry, don’t want to.”

*cue confused rebuttals*

And just about every time I eat something new and forget to ask about my allergy (majority of the time) I’ll be like, ‘huh hope this doesn’t kill me, guess we’ll find out,’ chomp.

Immediately: “Well do you have your EPI-pen?”

“Nope.”

And then the above.

The loop is infinitely hilarious to me every time🤣

#allergies #allergy #deadly allergy #shellfish allergy #nut allergy #tree nut allergy #peanut allergy #gluten allergy #epi pens #funny humor #shitpost #I think I’m funny

[sunshiney-smiles]

Does anyone make rant posts anymore?

Anyway, hello. So I am a middle school teacher. That’s not the problem here. Though it’s also not not the problem. In the last year or so I have developed severe allergies to aerosol products and certain scents. My doctors are very concerned and we are currently in the process of testing and doing panels, but we are basically getting no where as it’s not easy to test for sprays and smells.

Anyway. My school has a very strict rule in place. No personal grooming. Right there, specifically in the handbook, it says students shouldn’t spray anything or put lotion on in class or in areas other than a locker room. Seems fine. Except it’s not. I have been sent to the ER several times this year with anaphylaxis. I have been given an epipen prescription, put on daily medications for this, and have super strong medications to take the moment I even smell anything that could be a body spray, cleaning chemical, etc. It sucks.

Each time I’ve left the school for the ER, it has been because a student sprayed body spray either in my room, at me, or in my doorway knowing I would be the first one out of the door and would walk right into it (super thankful for the kid who now opens the door and sniffs first! lol). I have had kids threaten to spray me, and proceed in doing so, when not getting their way.

Nothing is being done and I don’t know what else to do. I don’t really need answers, unless you have a really good one! I just wanted to get it out there and people I work with seem to think I’m being dramatic. I just don’t feel safe there anymore.

#me #mine #talking #rant #rant post #drabble #kellie speaks #school #middle school #teacher #allergy #allergies #allergic reaction #allergic reactions #epipen #epi pen #epipens #epi pens

[soporificshoebill]

I think Angela and Shayne both have an effect on Amanda where she will construct the most nonsensical sentences possible to make them laugh only to experience ego death in real time as she processes whatever the fuck just came out of her mouth. But they're laughing so she WILL double down but we also get to see her soul dying a little in real time. And the sentences keep coming.

And the sentences are often flirting/sexual innuendo shaped. ALARMINGLY often-

#is this worth a video compilation. its so Funny to me. wHAT WAS THE EPI PEN LINE ABOUT AMANDA #smosh #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #shayne topp #smosh games #shaymanda #amangela #anyway great for the rpf au fodder. extremely funny to watch regardless of that

[tj-crochets]

Just went to a local craft fair thing and saw the most overwhelmingly cool wall of crochet I’ve ever seen in person. Look at this stuff!! So many things!!! And this is less than 1/4 of what was there

The lady who crocheted all this said she’s not very tech savvy but recently started an Etsy, and I can attest (from seeing it in person) that her stitch tension and construction are excellent, so if you’re looking for any crocheted plushies or keychains, check it out!

She has some of those really cool Crafty Intentions pattern dragons for sale, if you’ve ever wanted a one of a kind dragon friend. They aren’t on her Etsy but were in her booth so if you’re interested you can probably send her a message on Etsy and ask?

This is not a sponsored post, I just think it’s really cool and that y’all might appreciate some handmade fandom plushies

#crochet #other people’s art #handmade #plushies #amigurumi #I bought myself a little keychain of Zero from the nightmare before christmas #so Zero’s on my purse with my unvalentine heart and my ‘epi pen and inhaler insider’ keychains

[very-uncorrect]

Just remembered that Yellow has like, a mountain of allergies

Poor guy must've been sick all the time bless 😔

#i dont have any allergies that i know of so i can only imagine that they suck #but the amount they suck depends on how severe it is #i wonder if yellow has mild allergies or if he has to carry a bunch of epi pens around with him at all times #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #yellow guy

[gracebriarwoodwrites]

A mouse ran into my room and hid under my dresser. I can't sleep with a mouse in my room, and I can't sleep in my room if a mouse dies in it, so I ran upstairs to fashion a humane trap out of an old seltzer bottle and some tape. I set the trap in my room and the mouse SQUIGGLED BACK OUT UNDER THE DOOR

#i have wedged some stuff under the door to prevent the mouse's return and i left the bottle trap outside my room in case the little guy #has to hide from the cats #got a rash from the peanut butter i put in there :( might have to see about getting an epi pen when i go to the doctor again #what you do is you cut the top off the bottle put peanut butter in it and then tape the bottle together with the neck facing inwards #it's not perfect but i don't have the materials for anything else

[wikipediapictures]

Sharps waste

#sharps #wikipedia #wikipedia pictures #medicine #medcore #medicalcore #medicore #medical #tech #technology #medical technology #medical devices #syringe #needles #needle safety #sharps safety #medical waste #sharps disposal #sharps waste #epi pen #isulin pen #injector #injections #medical aesthetic

[snzluv3r]

oh i went to the allergist today and i was immediately referred out bc i am “too complicated” and also they can’t/won’t do any skin testing on me because i’m on a daily beta blocker which i honestly never considered was a thing but they said it might be different at other offices so we’ll see what this new referral says but at least i can do the blood tests? i’m not necessarily upset about not being pricked/scratched with allergens repeatedly but it does seem very on par for me lmao so i guess we will see how long this referral actually takes bc you know. healthcare and all that

#it’s a liability thing i guess? because in the case of a severe reaction an epi pen wouldn’t work as well bc of the beta blocker #i guess idk #that’s what the PA i spoke with told me #she also told me to buy a dust free pillow what is that #gonna google it after this #allergies are for losers bro what is a dust free pillow #allergic to the air and outside that’s crazy #cw medical #allergies

[meteor752]

No but seriously did anyone get Frenchie some type of ointment or salve or anything or is the next episode gonna start with a funeral

#There aren’t a exactly epi pens #Unless they invent that as well #OFMD #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #our flag means death #OFMD Frenchie

[watchyourbuck]

oh I’ve made a mistake 😀

#I just accidentally ate peanuts #I’m allergic to peanuts #my country doesn’t have epi pens and now my friend is desperately trying to contact the paramedics #I’m just sitting here trying to breathe #my entire hands are covered in red spots #my moms gonna kill me #m rants

[whatshouldwecallchronicillness]

When the plain food tastes spicy...

#food allergy #food allergies #get the epi pen!

[shallowseeker]

In The Hero’s Journey, when Sam loses his heroic plot armor, the fact that he’s clumsy is The Best Thing Ever.

Like, immediately, he’s a disaster in the kitchen (maybe he shouldn't have bothered the food?), he slips coming up the stairs, and he knocks over a bunch of shit at the case.

They should’ve kept it, and in a fit of irony, his clumsiness saves the day. Through a series of whacky, seemingly impossible, bizarre, Rube Goldberg-like events, Chuck is defeated.

Sam literally trips his way into victory.

The end.

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Imagine it:

AU Bobby (on retraining Sam): "Oh, come on. A little clumsiness never killed anyone."

(Bobby watches Sam at work)

AU Bobby: 'Cept you. You're gonna take care of yourself before the baddies even get close.

On a subsequent case, all four of our mains are stealthing and (CRASH). “Sam," Cas says, genuinely horrified, with just a hint of blame. Later, after another BOOM, Jack says, "Sam," too, but like he's suffering from secondhand embarrassment on his behalf.

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JUST LOOK AT HIM:

SAM: Who left this cooking? Doesn't dinner usually cook itself? I'd better--oop--

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SAM: Ow. OW. OW--oop. (CRASH) OH-OW-THIS-IS-HOT-TOO-WHY IS IT--oop!

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SAM: Whooooa, stairs, STAIRS--oop.

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SAM: (BANG) It—oop.

DEAN: Really?

SAM: It fell by itself.

DEAN: I watched you walk into it.

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SAM: Hai-yaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Sam-fuckin-Winchester, everyone.

(I made this with you in mind @couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name. And I regret nothing.)

Also. Someone NEEDS to let me remake season 15 where they don't get any luck back. Please. It was the weird everyone-teams-up ending we deserved.

#sam stuff #tfw idiosyncracies #tfw funnies #spn 15x10 #spn the hero's journey #sam + clumsiness #sam winchester #cas: looks like now you're the ones that always *go wrong* #dean + food intolerances #dean + allergies #dean has so many special food needs you have no idea #dean has to get an epi-pen #jack takes inhumane delight when he has to slam it into Dean's thigh

[crownquill]

Why did my family leave a whole ass tomato on the table when they know im allergic and love the taste of tomatos

#im being fucking tempted #loom at her glow #i have my epi pen nearby.. #fangs opens up

[bellamer]

Becky Prim could have ended differently if Ello carried an epi pen for Becky like a real best friend

#becky prim #i’m just saying #I know people who #carry medication and #inhalers and epi pens #for their friends

[emobatsy]

potential work place said they'd call me "from 12 onwards"

its nearly 3. i am so adrenaline.

#also my dr's appt went well! i got a referral! #and some fancy bloodwork #and also i might get an epi pen prescription finallyyyyyyyyyy #u gotta pay for additional things they look for in ur blood in the lab. and i was like jesus fuck how many hundreds. #n she was like. oh like 15-20 a pop. like. thats still money. but doable. #AND !! the super nice nurse that stole my blood gave me the ladybird band-aid i lov so much waaaaaaaaah #soyea. on the 11th ill know more about my idiot blood n body broke #he will by no means speak

[gretchensinister]

Tags filters sorting etc. etc. yes I love them but where's the love for like, using NONE of them and just browsing by date (oldest first, naturally) and finding fics where you're like Wow! WTF is up with that premise! *Click*

#rambling #I love small fandoms for the fact that it's easy to look through ALL the fics #if it's hot great if it's well-written even better but primarily I want it to be some weird shit I would never have thought of #so happy to not have any word-allergies so I can read any summary and tags without having to get out the epi pen