#epithet soup

[delicioussaltynutz]

Just a thought

So Giovanni potage has soup related abilities right? What if Giovanni finds himself in a dangerous situation and his powers just happened to bend someone's blood into soup, expand, and explode someone from the inside out!!

I want this to traumatize Giovanni, if that were to canonly happen with his epithet, I want to see Giovanni shocked,....absolutely horrified by what he's capable of, I want to see this man let out the most fucking blood curdling, ear piercing scream he can ever let out as he's frantically backing away!!! After the entire situation I need him to just quietly walk out in shock, just standing there in silence for a few minutes, than vomiting from pure fucking terror!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THE POTENTIAL HIS EPITHET HAS, IT CAN LITERALLY BE DANGEROUS IN CURTAIN ASPECTS

#epithet erased #angst #epithet erased angst #giovanni potage #epithet erased giovanni #soup #epithet soup

[skumoskrumo]

BEHOLD. THE SHADE NAMED RICK!

WHAT IS UP MY SOUP LOVERS! It is I the Potage Expert and Average Soup Poster!

The Shade™ has been almost completed. Stay tuned for color.

Also, what's your favorite Ricky Shade moment?

#soup posting #epithet erased #prison of plastic #anime campaign #epitheterased #fanart #rick shades

[lunarsluttymoon]

Epithet side effect headcanons that somehow turned into disability stuff while I was writing 👍👍 (these are kinda angsty I did not intend for that to happen but uh here we are—)

Molly — sometimes if she overuses her epithet, it can almost “nullify” her mind in a sense, giving her short-term memory problems on occasion. Usually it’s mild and doesn’t have much effect, just normal everyday forgetfulness, but when it’s bad, her head gets really fuzzy and she can’t focus or remember anything, she gets awful migraines and headaches, and she has a sort of feverish mind (y’know like when you’re so sick ur head feels Weird and u can’t Brain right). It’ll go away pretty quickly as long as she rests, but uh. We know she ain’t getting much of that.

It’s really Stressful and frustrating for her, because she KNOWS she forgot something but she can’t remember WHAT in the slightest.

This doesn’t happen very often thankfully since she doesn’t strain her epithet much, it’s like a once-every-few-months kinda thing.

Giovanni — got this one from a fic, Giovanni has a lot of sodium in his blood (cause soup, salty) which gives him wonky blood pressure, and it causes chronic nosebleeds. I like this one a lot cause I used to get nosebleeds on like a weekly, and in the summer, daily basis as a kid.

He got his first nosebleed in late spring when he was about 5 or so, just running around outside. He didn’t notice (and trust me when I say it can be HARD to notice) for a LOOONGGGG time. He ended up losing a LOT of blood. When you get a nosebleed it can sometimes run down into your throat and you’ll start spitting up blood it’s Uncomfortable and Gross. Anyways he went back home, went “hi moms :3 *soaked in blood, choking up blood*” andddd they Freaked Out.

He’s anemic because of it, and has to take iron meds. If he forgets to take them he gets really dizzy, and if it’s particularly bad, he can faint.

Sylvie — Narcolepsy. And insomnia. You can have both (and from what I know, they often go hand-in-hand), and he is Not having a good time.

He’s exhausted during the day, he tries to take stimulants to stay up but they don’t always work. When it’s night, he can’t go to sleep for the life of him, and if he does, he wakes up very often. It’s Not Fun. Sometimes he just gives up, and sleeps all day, then works all night.

Mera — We know the side effects, but I’m gonna mess with it a bit (aka I’m projecting). The muscles around her joints are really weak and frail, meaning it’s looser, so she has Hypermobility. Possibly also Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. She’s got a lot of joint pain on top of her regular pain.

She’s got it b a d, if lifts her arm up too high it’ll jerk and she’ll be like “oh yup. Dislocated again.”

She’s absolutely COVERED in bruises and scars, whenever she has to get stitches it constantly tears. She heals horribly. She’s starting to develop arthritis as well.

Medication usually doesn’t do anything for hypermobility related pain, if you’re lucky it’ll take the edge off. Indus helps her out with heatpads and stuff, but other than that, she just has to tough it out.

Indus — nothing. Have u seen this man?? He probably drinks disgusting high vitamin smoothies every morning, he eats full proper meals, dude is in PEAK CONDITION. If he did have any side effects it would be completely negated by his sheer healthiness. Diseases and conditions fear him.

He is however that One Person who is prepared for Everything and will help u if u need it. He carries medication and heatpads for Mera in case she forgets them, as well as bandaids and antiseptic wipes. He’s just a Good fella… <33

#‘that’s unrealistic there’s no way so many of the characters would be disabled’ I don’t careeeeeeee #idc if it’s UNREALISTIC #it’s unrealistic for people to be able to turn into gold and materialize soup out of nothing but your not complaining about that are you #I’ve seen too many people starting shit about disability headcanons #I’m physically disabled don’t start shit about this. #epithet erased #molly blyndeff #giovanni potage #sylvester ashling #sylvie ashling #mera salamin #indus tarbella #headcanons #epithet erased headcanons #disability #i’ll do redwood run characters later

[basement-hobo]

hey guys is anyone hungry i made soup

#get it while it's hot #shitpost #giovanni potage #giovanni #epithet erased #soup man #good soup #dont talk about how the stove isnt on #im not gonna actually boil a 50 pound limited edition plushie for a tumblr shitpost #im not THAT chronically online

[shokogast]

giovanni doodle i happened to make for a friend’s birthday! soup boy is in my heart 

#epithet erased #epithet erased fanart #giovanni potage #ee giovanni #epithet erased giovanni #soup boy <3

[yourfaveiskenough]

Giovanni Potage

Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased is Kenough!

#he’s so much more than kenough #my lil soup man #real tags -> #your fave is kenough #your fave is #kenough #giovanni potage #epithet erased #giovanni epithet erased

[tracy-stimboards]

giovanni potage stimboard

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#stimboard #stim #giovanni potage #epithet erased #giovanni epithet erased #pink #soup #painted dog #cookie #food #im getting better at tagging guys #vincent murder

[sadsoftserve]

SOUP POWERED FUCK MACHINE!!!!

#epithet erased #ee #art #artists on tumblr #epithet erased prison of plastic #giovanni potage #giovanni potage epithet erased #giovanni #Giovanni Potage EE #fanart #digital artist #digital art #Silly little guy #this is the first time i drew him #i love my soup powered fuck machine!!!

[epitheterased-confessions]

I am so tired of arguing people this. IF GIOVANNI CAN PRODUCE SOUP AS A NATURAL LIQUID IN HIS BODY, (as shown with his sweat) THEN THERE COULD BE A POSSIBILITY HE CAN CUM SOUP. I'M RIGHT.

how would you guys feel if mod said they've already had this conversation before and agrees with this side

#what type of soup would it even be. clam chowder?? #nsfe #giovanni potage #epithet erased #epithet erased confessions

[aspenispoplar]

To YOU they are trying to kill each other

To ME they are found family

#epithet erased #i just discovered this series and have already fallen in love with it #i have other books and things to read or watch which i have made arrangements with so i haven't bought peison of plastic just yet #but still #giovanni potage #is my new blorbo #stupid soup idiot/best dad in the series despite only dadding for three whole hours my beloved

[threemoonsqibli]

I was feeling silly so I made two epithet erased interactions that I’ll draw later aka right after I post this

Feel free to draw them yourselves! Plz tag me in them i rlly wanna see them :3 (if you do draw them that is)

Also btw these are what the letters mean

S: Sylvie

M: Molly

G: Giovanni

#epithet erased #silly #Sylvie #Molly #Giovanni #soup man #Sylvie is trans and you can’t stop me because I have a real ass goddamn GUN #side note Ramsey is just ‘:3’ little rat face gerbil man

[skumoskrumo]

The Average Soup Poster strikes again.

I bring to you all this gem I've been working on for a week :)

More soup posting will come but I plan on expanding my horizons, maybe set up commissions at last.

If anyone is looking for other things asides from soup posts on their fyp just send me an ask and I'll be happy to oblige.

#soup posting #epithet erased #prison of plastic #percival king #shit post saturday #giovanni potage #anime campaign #fanart

[benanazauce]

old giovanni art!!

he’s my favourite epithet erased character, he’s really cool man

here’s some old fanart I made of him! this drawing kinda reminds me of the song punk tactics not gonna lie, I like it

#epithet erased #giovanni potage #soup #fanart #old art

[very-uncorrect]

Molly goes through something especially harrowing (probably abandoned by Martin or something again) and to try to make her feel better Giovanni uses his epithet and creativity to make the absolute tastiest and most comforting bowl of soup ever for her

She eats the soup in the way Chihiro eats the rice balls in that one scene in Spirited Away

#i love the found family trope #epithet erased #molly blyndeff #giovanni potage #martin blyndeff #soup dad

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1105: The Girl and Her Soup Dad (Epithet Erased)

9:34 p.m. at Crusher's Living Room........

Tv: ('SMACK') Anyone else wants a piece!?

Molly: (Sitting Next to Giovanni on the Sofa) I would kill to have a Grunkle like that in my family tree.....

Giovanni: I'd kill to have him and his cool looking punchy things in his knuckles. Those things must've cost a fortune to own.

Molly: Those punchy things are brass knuckles, Boss, and those things only cost thirty to forty dollars to buy. (Lays her Head Bext to Giovanni's Arm) Though knowing Grunkle Stan, I wouldn't be surprised if he stole it from a store somewhere.

Giovanni: (Eyes Starts Litting and Sparkling Up) He would've been an EXCELLENT member of our newly found crew! ('Sighs in a Bit of Defeat') If only he was real......

Molly: (Turns to Giovanni) You still haven't come up with a name for our team?

Giovanni: (Sighs Again) Not yet I haven't. Every time I come up with one it would always come out lame and weak. (Ball his Fists Up in Determination) I want our name to sound powerful, menacing, something that would be remembered and feared to those who DARE tries to cross us! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!.......Also, I want us to look more cool than we already are. (Puts on a Bright, Dopey Smile on his Face)

Molly: (Giggles Softly) I'm sure you'll come up with something~ You're not our dastardly boss for nothing, you know?

Giovanni: Damn right! But no boss is complete without the help and support of his lovely boyz, you especially, Beartrap. (Ruffles the Top of Molly's Hair)

Molly: (Giggles Ticklishly) Thanks! I'm really glad to be here. Which reminds me....

Giovanni: Hm?

Molly: Do you, Crusher and Spike wanna go out and do something tomorrow? Maybe go to the movies theater and watch that Elemental movie you wanted to watch.

Giovanni: Sure thing. Ooh! Can we finally try out that Family Discount plan I've been working on? can be the dad, Spike can be the mom, you and Crusher can be our well mannered kids, hell, we can even have four eyes play the role of the nerdy middle child who has less love and attention!

Molly: (Pouts at Giovanni) Boss!

Giovanni: What? He's a nerd himself most of the time.

Molly: Yeah and he's also as equally as loved as the rest of us. No pretend family member left behind!

Giovanni: Alright, alright. We'll give him equal love .....(Forms a Bit of an Evil Grin) Not before embarrassing the hell out of him first~

Molly: ('Sigh') Just don't go overboard, okay?

Giovanni: No promises!~ (Frowns a Bit) But uhh....Molly?

Molly: Yeah? What's wrong?

Giovanni: Father's Day's also tomorrow. Are you gonna be okay by then?

Molly: Uh...Yeah, I think so? Why wouldn't I be?

Giovanni: Just making sure. I don't want you to think of it as a constant reminder of you know who.....

Molly: Who? Martin?

Giovanni: Yeah- (Eyes Widened a Bit) Wait. You're....calling him by his first name now?

Molly: Kind of? (Turns Away a Bit While Rubbing her Arm) I'm still debating if I still want to call him my dad or not.

Giovanni: (Scoffs While Crossing his Arms and Turning Away) I'd personally wouldn't give him the time of day and call him Fatso. (Turns Back to Molly While Giving her a Small, Reassuring Smile) But whatever you want to call him is alright with me, Beartrap.

Molly: Thanks, Boss. But....('Sigh') I dunno. This is starting to get more harder I hoped it wouldn't be. On one hand, we're blood related and he was decent parent when mom was still around.

Giovanni: But you feel like everything between you guys never been the same after that.

Molly: Exactly! Ever since mom died, he became more lazy, irresponsible and has little to NO care about anything or anyone around him! Meanwhile, I always ended up doing everything around the store and clean up after him and Lori while they're out in their own lieteral make believe land without a SINGLE. THANK YOU! (Let's Out a Frustrated Groan as She Crunches her Hands Up I Front of Her) It's infuriating, I hate them both!

Giovanni: (Gently Places his Hand onto Molly's Shoulder) I know you do, kiddo, and I completely get where you're coming from in all of this. But you don't have to see or think about him or your sister anymore if you really don't want to. You still have tons of years being a kid to look forward to before adulthood comes and wring it's dumb, ugly head around, am I right?

Molly: (Starts Giggling Once More) Dumb amd ugly are understatements~ (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) But yeah, you're right. I don't feel like seeing dad or Lori anytime soon, but I do have a whole life ahead of me right now waiting for me take part of, and I'm gonna enjoy every moment of it with the people I truly care about. (Happily Hugs Giovanni's Arm) That includes you too, boss~

Giovanni: (Chuckles Lightly) That's the spirit, Beartrap! We got your back every step of the way, you can count on it.

Molly: (Happily Nodded) Right. Thanks for listening and letting me ramble on about my problems yet again. I know it's getting redundant at this point.

Giovanni: Nah, don't worry about it, kiddo. If anyone's deserving of letting their anger out, it's definitely you. I just hope it helps you feel a better.

Molly: Oh it does. I doubt I'll ever be over it completely, but I'm glad I was able to get it out of my chest for now.

Giovanni: Good, good. (Starts Ruffling onto Molly's Hair Some More) Can't have our pretend baby girl get mad all night before tomorrow comes~

Molly: (Giggles Ticklishly While Swatting Gio's Hand Off her Hair) Will you quit already, soup dad!?~ I just got done brushing my hair for the rest of the night!~

Giovanni: Soup Dad?

Molly: Yeah. You make soup and you've been acting more or less like a dad as of late. (Smiles Brightly) Put them together and I myself the coolest Soup Dad I could ever ask for.

Giovanni: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Awwwww~ You really are a sweet kid, you know?

Molly: And you're the sweetest, evilest boss ever. (Gives Gio a Kiss on the Cheek) Happy Early Father's Day, Giovanni.

Giovanni: Thanks, Molly. You too.

@aprilbrowines

#epithet erased #molly blyndeff #giovanni potage #crusher (mentioned) #spike (mentioned) #sylvie (mentioned) #lorelai (mentioned) #martin blyndeff (mentioned) #fluff #a bit of angst #sweet family moment #giovanni is best soup dad #father's month

[ace-robot-has-matcha]

I watched epithet erased in one sitting and it really hammered in what kind of character I instantly attach to. Unfortunately it seems like I’m going to make funny soup guy my whole personality from this point on.

#epithet erased #giovanni potage #giovanni epithet erased #help #i don’t want another hyperfixation i’m not ready #the funny soup guy is the best guy