church is such a fucking loser i think he listens to exclusively male manipulator music and one day tucker is like "dude what are you listening to" and he goes "uhhh yknow some badass shit like heavy metal" and tucker takes off his headphones and puts them on to listen and two seconds later hes on the floor in tears laughing because its the front bottoms
You know what probably would have fucking destroyed me as an ending to the Shizno Paradox?
If at some point they’d managed to ‘rescue’ Epsilon (but not really, this Epsilon is just an echo, a message left behind, the memory of a ghost that can’t linger much longer) but he’s degrading all over again, and he knows it. They all know it.
At least he got to say goodbye properly this time.
And Wash has to walk out into that bullet.
He’s got his brave face on, he won’t let them know he’s scared because they’re all already so afraid, Carolina’s afraid.
And so is he, but he has to be brave or the universe dies.
But Wash can’t make himself take that first step.
He has to but he can’t.
And then Epsilon’s voice is in his ear, coming through his radio.
If I had a nickle for every time Carolina fell off a snowy cliff after something bad happened to her AI, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
RvB is back for its ��final season. Written by Burnie Burns and directed by Matt Hullum, Red vs. Blue: Restoration completes a story told over 20 years.
Wash gets implanted with Epsilon but Epsilon manages to keep it together and Wash sees all his memories but keeps quiet. Epsilon and Wash bond and Epsilon explains everything and convinces Wash they need to bring the project down and so WASH is the one who defects after Epsilon helps him break the system from the inside and they're the ones to leave to save Alpha, and the other Agents are sadly tasked with hunting down their baby brother who's just filled with unfathomable rage at everything that's happened.
I don't know if this has been done it probably has but it popped into my head and I know Wash is already vindictive but the idea of Wash teaming up with Epsilon to be doubly vindictive makes me very happy.