okay okay okay so. ceret is a mooshroom queen on some random island after being dropped off by her wonderful eldritch god of a father. she gets picked up by some cool pirates (elaina and puffy) and goes on batshit adventures with them and then meets cfoolish and AND IM IM ONTO SOMETHING I SWEAR
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YAYYYY DRREAMSTUUCK HOURS!!!!! are there any specific headcanons you have that wont be explicitly included in the fic ?? things like. idk worldbuilding or little details that are so obscure that writing about them would be clunky or hard to fit nicely into plot. stuff like that etc :]
YES YES. YES I DO. okay first of all dstuck tommy is canonically trans so write that down. it's not really mentioned because wilbur straight up did not introduce the concept of gender to this kid and just called tommy he/him because he knew paradox space was going to give him a son no matter what, so when tommy learned what gender was and said "hey i'm a man >:3" wilbur was like sure ok. thog don't caare!! it is alluded to though and it will be heavily implied in my guardian wilbur oneshot that i'll prolly post sometime in the next couple months after i introduce our fourth beta player :3 (SPOILERS it's aimsey our fourth player is aimsey i feel like i've mentioned it before but yeah. fourth player aimsey :3 the session needs a knight so AIMSEY!!!)
ERET. they will not go crazy go stupid during murderstuck, they are not one of the murderers, but the concept of betrayal and redemption is very important to eret's character so they do have a backstory where they tried to hand skeppy over to the empire and get him culled. it will be mentioned!! probably will expand on it more in meteorstuck if possible, but for now it's barely there. there's SO much to include in dstuck it's insane
ponk lives in a tree because they ran away from the neighborhood they used to live in. someone got culled by some drones and in a panic, ponk ran away with their lusus and disappeared into the woods, where they met sapnap!! they were two of the first ones to meet, followed by sam, bad, and skeppy. they were the original five of their group before everyone else came in!
giving u some beta kids lore rn that will be expanded on in my guardian oneshots :3 tubbo started coding things at like three years old. GENIUS KID! PRODIGY!! he can also just kind of feel when other people are nearby? schlatt never caught him awake at night because tubbo without even hearing him would hide his book or device under his pillow when schlatt is just THINKING of checking on the kid. insane. ranboo is constantly aware of the space around him. try to trip him?? he's hopping over your foot without even realizing it. throw something at him?? he's dodging or catching it without looking up. because of this he has near perfect aim. would KILL IT in baseball!!! also would make a great marksman! unfortunately his weapon of choice is a sword, but he'll get really good with that as well and may even throw his blades in a strife. always hits his targets. tommy can keep perfect time without a metronome. knows exactly what time it is without looking. knows exactly how much time has passed since something happened last, down to the second. would make a wonderful dancer for the way he keeps time, but wants to be like his bro and become a musician!! kind of unnerving when he says "it's 1:32 pm" without even looking up from his keyboard when wilbur asks what time it is. aimsey. kind of a terrifying kid to raise! there one second and gone the next. shadows are their friend. constantly disappearing somewhere, not like they're invisible, but like they're just. completely unnoticeable until they speak. your gaze just sweeps right over them, thinking they're another shadow in the corner. kristen wakes up in the middle of the night thinking no one is in her room and then aimsey says "grandma i frew up" suddenly standing at the end of her bed. it's a got damn wonder that kid didn't give her a heart attack before the game
OOH another very little thing. ranboosprite? from the doomed timeline? not dead. :3 they'll be back :3 hehehehehehe
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we all know that minecraft headcanon that minecraft is a world slowly healing from an old apocalypse? yeah yeah so listen. idea. c!eret is from before that apocalypse.
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Dude what has caused c!Eret's memory to deteriorate so much??
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I Ramble About The Ending For A Long Time
ok hello i am insane yes yes
however when else are you going to see me write c!crime meta
what’s important first off is that the emotional core of the story is still there. that’s the only reason why this works for me. this was a story about two bored brothers who make a story that turns into a nation together, and under that it’s about communication and loyalty and the strain mental illness places on a relationship and underneath even that it’s a story about two streamers in a pandemic who wanted content and to make each other laugh.
that is never undermined or taken less than 100% seriously; it’s the emotional core of the whole thing. as wild as it gets and as bold choices are made, both wilburs love both tommys and vice versa.
it’s a similar story with the line at the end: “I never did quite forgive myself” isn’t undermined, isn’t played for laughs. The argument c!crime have is incredibly well done and people will write actual analysis about that so you should go read it, but the gist of it is that c!crime are what they’ve always been: more than a bit unhealthy, perpetually arguing, but never quite willing to give up on each other.
with that being said, I felt like that was what I wanted out of the finale achieved. now to get into the wild parts.
the interesting part for me is how c!wilbur’s insane mindset is, for the first time, actually challenged and beat.
we’ve been saying for months that one of c!wilbur’s biggest issues is that his paranoia manifests in believing he is in a story, that there are roles like heroes and villains, that he has to play his part and there is nothing he can do about it. he’s his own self-fulfilling prophecy, he takes himself incredibly seriously, and most importantly, he is aware of the audience.
and nothing could break that. everyone around wilbur confirmed to his narrative, letting his vague statements that were clearly a narrative foreshadowing to suicide slip by. he’s getting swallowed up again by his own story, he is the one putting chekov’s gun on the wall, never quite saying something, but implying just enough that he was willing it into reality.
(he does the same thing in season 1, remember? he tells everyone he’s going to press the button enough times that by the end he feels like he has to because he’s foreshadowed it, because it’s who he is now. eret said it was never meant to be and thus it wasn’t. if you’re in an improv rp and you know it, speaking things is enough to make them real.)
and it almost works again! he almost follows the exact same trajectory of self-deprecation and sealing his fate. except. tommy’s not taking it this time.
tommy, having gone through everything he’s gone through, finally gets to win this. he looks the entire force of wilbur’s simultaneously self-aggrandizing and deprecating mindset dead in the eye and says tell me what you’re fucking talking about.
he says the words! he looks at wilbur and says we’ve both been in this story before, I know what you’re doing, I know who you are and what this is and I’m not going to let it happen again. tell me, are you going to kill yourself? he enters into wilbur’s spiral and says this can’t be redemption if you still won’t be honest with me and you can’t leave without apologizing.
he gets right to the core, no subtext, with all the blunt honesty he’s ever had, and c!wilbur, worn down from fighting and apologizing and the exhaustion of it all, finally gives in. he stops lying.
his backstory was never cool. he was a gas station attendee, never any sort of leader before coming to the smp, and his jacket was just another uniform. he isn’t even european. he somehow sailed here from a landlocked state, because why not. this is Not the type of backstory for the type of person he’s trying to build himself up to be, this isn’t the fit for the genre at all!
but insanely, impossibly, it’s true. it’s canon. just like the fish fucking and the fridge mom and everything else. it is ridiculous! and with that, it’s the realization that wilbur’s story has always been a serious character with serious feelings in ridiculous circumstance. his very real suicide was attempted via looney-tunes-esque sticks of dynamite in a pile, his ghost talks in a high-pitched voice and gives out blue dye. none of this undermines the seriousness of c!wilbur’s feelings, but it does undermine how he views himself as some great evil out of Game of Thrones.
he died and got revived by a book! his depression fort was named pogtopia! he has always existed just under the threshold of ridiculousness by just how seriously he takes it all, how seriously everyone takes it.
and c!tommy has always loved the person under the narrative he paints, and that’s why, at the end of it all, he can get through to him. tommy knows the story, he loves parts of it (l’manburg, the family, etc), but he doesn’t love this part, and for once, he gets to choose. he pushes and pushes and says you love me enough to not shy away from this, I am banking on you loving me enough not to push me away again, and he’s completely right! he breaks the cycle by being the same kid he’s always been.
and so wilbur’s end is ridiculous. it’s absurd, but it’s not him killing himself again. it’s not drenched in the belief that everything he made should be destroyed, but full of callbacks and nods to who he was. he never did quite forgive himself, but he’s not looking to the audience for forgiveness anymore, either.
there are no more looks into the camera, and the book he gives for tommy is for his eyes alone, unlike every other speech like apology we’ve seen so far. he says things that the audience won’t reach. he invites us, one last time, to look upon his works and despair, to tell us that nothing remains. but he is still there, even if there is no story to watch. he is not part of a story anymore. the cameras are cut, and he survived. he is nothing more than himself.
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So I've been thinking more about what's going on with the temple, and the hooded guys, and Owen and I think I've come up with a theory.
Now as I've said before, I don't think Owen is dead. For one thing, we didn't get a fallen message for him like we did Aimsey and Guqqie on twitter. For another would cc!Owen put that much effort into the casino if he knew he'd never get to build it? He's programmed two games, and started planning a potential third, he's commissioned Ros to build it, and had Luanne design a whole new get up for P!Owen in her "Miss Snapdragon" persona, so much effort went into it so far. Why if it's never gonna happen? And finally, I don't see them adding new members to balance out the factions when they're gonna kill someone else off so soon after.
So Owen is probably alive, possibly being tortured if my theory that the screaming is supposed to be her. Which then brings us to the question of why? What do they want with Owen? Why her? And why keep him alive rather than just turning him to stone like they did Guqqie, like they did that other dude, like they at least seemed to be planning to do to Eret, CPK, and Jojo.
Now I've seen some theories that they wanted Owen specifically cause of something in her backstory but I don't really like this explanation. For one thing it doesn't give much explanation as to why they want him alive rather than just killing him. And they're not using him as bait, they seem to be trying to get people out of that area quickly based on the invisible person who keeps pushing people down the hole back to the beginning. They don't want anyone else lingering there. Plus, when Owen first saw the hooded figures he showed no sign of recognizing their robes. Now while it's possible she ran into part of their organization that doesn't wear the robes, you'd think their non-robed uniform would at least be similar enough to have some resemblance Owen would pick up on. And finally, if they wanted Owen specifically... they sure left that up to chance. Whether Owen just fell into their hands on accident or if it was orchestrated by the hooded guys, it was left very up to chance. What if Owen didn't take the quest? What if Owen brought someone else along?
Which brings me to my theory. I don't think they wanted Owen specifically, they just wanted a pirate and Owen was unlucky enough to be the first to show up. As for why they wanted a pirate, you know how in the temple we see a shrine or something to the Sun God? What if the hooded guys worship the Sun God? Which brings me to the main part of my theory.
Now we know from Owen's and El's backstory that this is a world with homophobia and misogyny. But those aren't things on the isle, three of the four faction leaders are women, no one bats an eye at women in positions of power. Similarly, no one bats an eye at the idea of dudes liking dudes or girls liking girls. Gay shenanigans, women in positions of power, gender weirdness, all just... normal on the faction isles. And they possess what seems to be a very important artifact in the form of the Sunset stone.
If we assume the hooded figures hold similar views to society outside the faction isles, it wouldn't be strange to imagine that they view it as sacrilegious that the pirates have something like the Sunset Stone. If the hooded figures want the Sunset stone it would explain both why they set this particular trap and why they're keeping Owen alive. They didn't care which pirate they got, they just needed a pirate, and they have to have Owen alive to get the information out of her. AND if I'm right that the screaming is her, it would explain why he'd be screaming. He's being tortured to get the info.
Whether I'm right or wrong though, Owen is def not having a good time right now.
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8 dec 2023 pirates smp lore recap
aka im distraught
obvious spoiler + roleplay disclaimers as per usual
cw: death, fire, self-sacrifice
acho + scott
scott finds acho's last note and gold and decides to go after star
he tracks down acho's location at the cave
the brothers reunite and find some old city ruins further into the cavern, but can't find any of the lost treasure
they sit down and acho talks about stars time away from the isles, trying to find a home before running into and joining the rogue crew
star made friends and found a home in one of those rogues, mahara
they were trying to track down kishi's treasure, or lack thereof as they found, in the middle of a storm when mahara insisted to keep going but acho thought it was too risky
mahara said that he had nothing holding him back as a rogue and in a moment of anger, told acho to just go back to stars "perfect family" on the isles
acho left on their tattered boat and meager supplies, and never saw mahara again
with the recap over, scott finds a hidden room near the roof of the cave
inside the hidden room is spike pit and a note, saying that only one of them can escape alive
scott is fully prepared to sacrifice himself and makes a grand ol' speech to drive it in… but then acho pushes him out of the way at the last second, falling into the spike pit in the process
acho recalls one last memory with mahara and talks to the stars/mahara one last time in the afterlife, which mahara is finally able to respond to
meanwhile, 1 week after all that went down, scott holds a small funeral at the nightingale base and adopts dipper
eret
spends the stream finishing xeir star fort and logs out; no lore and not showing up for the finale
martyn
martyn does everything he can to recharge the sunset stone and gain doc's attention from the datastream
eventually, he resorts to climbing into the volcano at the heart of the isles, and rigging ros' castle to blow with tnt in her attic and ringing the town bell as a distraction
martyn ends up finding the loot shard inside the volcano
he gives the sunset stone back to the sun god in exchange for help destroying the loot shard
since doing so is will deplete their entire power (which will then take at least a couple of centuries to recharge), the sun god makes martyn promise to keep the other pirates safe; martyn claims to be crossing two fingers behind his back for this
the volcano erupts as the loot shard is destroyed; martyn lands in the ocean and survives, but it's still radio silence on doc's end
ros
ros holds a slumber party with water, shep, the sun god, and several of the npcs
they are interrupted by martyn ringing the bell in town, where ros and water rush to check if anything is going down
after a visit to the casino, ros finds that her castle has burnt down while she was away, and water reveals she found tnt in the attic that presumably blew up, igniting the wooden parts of the castle
ros is in denial of all this and decides to just go back to bed and think about it another time
conclusion
scott tracks down acho in the kishi quest, acho backstory drop
only 1 brother can make it out of the quest alive. acho dies trying to stop scott from sacrificing himself
martyn finds the loot shard in the volcano and convinces the sun god to help him destroy it in exchange for giving the sunset stone back
the volcano erupts on the island as a result but martyn still cannot contact doc in the datastream
ros' castle burns down after her slumber party because martyn rigged tnt to blow there while looking for the loot shard
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Hello mother I have a lot of hybrid reader running around my head the one that stands out it dsmp x butterfly reader since my bio parents told me that a butterfly landed on me when I was born................so that's why I have a obsession of butterfly
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Awe I love the backstory to why you like butterflies, that's adorable ;-;
But yee, hope you enjoy <3
C!DSMP reacting to Butterfly Hybrid! Reader
Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, Philza, Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude, Slimecicle, Aimsey
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Reader: They/Them
Being one of the rarest hybrid in the entire SMP, came with a lot of attention towards you
Not that you wouldn't have it anyway since you have big beautiful wings behind your back and an almost unnaturally beautiful looks that seemed to attract anybody near you
So needless to say that you were well known, to say the least, around the SMP
I feel like, right of the bat, Dream, L'Manburg/Pogtopia Wilbur and Revivebur and Sam don't have much interest in you. The Dream and the Wilburs see you as a neutral in this chaos of wars while Sam just sees you as another citizen. But they cannot deny your beauty;
Ghostbur, contrary to his alter egos, is enamoured with you just like Slimecicle is. The two energetic men find your wings absolutely enchanting and they always have a lot of questions to ask regarding your hybrid;
Quackity is kind of like the first group, he doesn't really care about you but you're friends with Charlie so he'll at least acknowledge you. But he secretly listens to all the information about your hybrid because he's genuinely interested;
The three boys from Kinoko Kingdom, George, Karl and Sapnap, all are very close to you. George, whenever he is present and awake, enjoys talking to you; Karl takes some time to admire your wings and always manages to find something he didn't see the first time; and Sapnap has fun with you, but not when you tease him about being "taller" when you're just flying over him lmao;
You bump into Bad and Skeppy from time to time and are always happy to talk to them. Skeppy loves to turn tiny and sit onto your shoulder as you fly away, while Bad loves to relax with you after your fun with the diamond man;
Another duo you're very close to his Phil and Technoblade. You and Phil have by now become flying buddies and Techno is a very calming person to be around, he also gives you his capes to hide your wings from the cold;
You've stumbled upon Eret, Punz and Foolish a couple of times. You and Eret really admire eachothers beauty and won't stop complimenting one another; Punz doesn't open much to you, but you two had a few talks; and Foolish appreciates your help when it comes to his builds;
Last, but certainly not least, we have Niki and Aimsey. They're probably the ones you hang out most with other then the Kinoko Kingdom Trio. You three are the "Cinnamon rolls that could kill you" Trio, always underestimated until proven other wise u.u
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hi it's me the kuervo lore anon back back again with a WALL OF TEXT and also pirates spoilers but those are pretty obvious.
starting with his Tragic Backstory™ everything about him makes so much more sense when you realize he's just shadow the hedgehog spanish dub. ie raised as the specialest child soldier ever, idolized older sibling got killed by the government, now he's on an epic bloody revenge quest and there's these blue guys trying to teach him about the power of friendship but he doesn't care. said revenge quest is also where he lost his eye btw, and his eyepatch and rings are sort of fucked up trophies.
his self image is Messed Up bc of all that. he hypes himself up in his mind like he's some amazing folk hero (in-universe he literally calls chat his "adoring fans". which. ya got me.) and then you realize that's absolutely a front so he doesn't have to think about the murders. he's paranoid as fuck about the other pirates finding out his whole deal but such a horrible liar that he seriously considers yet another murder. but he's just a silly little guy he's done nothing wrong ever in his life why would you even think about him like that.
characterization wise kuervo's got a strong sense of justice which got him in this mess in the first place. he's quick to jump to insults or casual threats and even quicker to just laugh it off (ignore the sword it's just a joke bro!!). he's not super vain but definitely cares about his appearance. there's a very good chance all that eyeliner hides some impressive eyebags. he doesn't talk much but hangs around on the edge of conversations listening to gossip like he's at the movies with a metaphorical bucket of popcorn. he's an insanely good shot but refuses to touch guns (except in life or death situations) to the point of getting jumpy when other pirates pull guns for whatever reasons. he's the type of guy to keep a knife under his pillow (that isn't canon but it's close enough). despite being in the murder faction he doesn't take bounties (one of his only trips to the bounty guild ended with eret killing a guy and getting exiled bc of his bad advice). there's actually so few kites toward the end of the server that he just hangs out with the nightingales despite calling them a bunch of losers once.
one time he crashed bek's ship on a deserted island. he's the only pirate to get away with swearing in front of owen bc he does it in spanish. he's made peace with the fact his epic revenge quest's probably going to end with him dead, but he refuses to die on any other terms than his own. he's lonely as hell but he keeps everybody at arm's length bc he knows he'll have to leave someday soon. he got kidnapped once and immediately resorted to talking to a bunch of fish. he's even aroace
Obsessed actually.
I'm. Honestly pretty hyped that I got the right vibe around him and I'm even more hyped to be able to read about him.
If there's more solid-stuff about Kuervo's background, I'd love to hear. Unless it's like. Purposely a bit shrouded I just loved reading all this.
I'm probably gonna re-read this about 20 times honestly. Thank you for the Lore Dump, I'll be eating it all promptly
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I'm at work and thus can't watch the new Fable episode...
However when I got the notification that Eret was a guest star VA... when I tell you my jaw dropped!!!!
They said, I wasn't ready, and I was ready for anything, I was ready for heart quenching angst, more backstory stuff, I was fully ready for Rae to die to Sherb (like I theorize, but more on that later) but NOTHING could have prepped me for seeing my streamers name in that notification!
I'm already gushing about how freaking cool they are and how great the VAing is AND I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE EPISODE YET!!!!!
...I feel a normal amount about this
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Can I ask for headcannons for different versions of Wilbur x child reader where the reader notices wilbur is feeling sad and reader brings some of their favorite things to Wilbur. Like some of their favorite toys, their special blanket, and their favorite snacks. Reader brings them to Wilbur because, "These make me feel happy maybe it'll make you happy too!"
I cried. I'm crying. 😭😭😭
Warnings: Very Sad, death, general depressive themes, intense sibling fighting
ATTENTION ALL YOU WEIRDOS: THE BURSONAS WILL BE REFERRED TO AS THE READERS FATHER/ADOPTER IN THESE AND THAT IS ALL. BACK OFF FOUL DEMONS WITH YOUR PEDOPHILIA!!
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Simpbur/Dadbur
For a little backstory, your mother hadn't exactly been around. She died in other words and poor Wilbur never really learned to cope with that loss
He's a great dad to you and really tries his best. He can't afford you proper schooling so at the age of four you began your homeschool experience
Wilbur does anything for you. He watches movies and tucks you in. He kisses you goodnight and goodmorning. He watches video upon video of how to do this or that or make this or that just to see his little Star smiling
So, when your mother's anniversary comes along you hear Wilbur crying. He's trying to muffle it as it is indeed four in the morning, but everyone knows sometimes you just can't help it. You know how hard your father works, you know he's sad.
So what does Wilbur do for you when you're sad? He gives you your blanket or your favorite stuffed toy that's been washed too many times. He makes you a snack and hugs to close with apologies and answers to the universe.
"Daddy?"
"What is it my little Star? Why are you awake?"
"I heard you crying."
"Oh, I'm sorry little one. C'mon let's go back to bed."
"You're crying about Mama aren't you?"
Wilbur is gobsmacked you know what it was. He hardly notices the assorted things you carry.
"Yes, yes I'm crying about Mama. I miss her Little Star."
"I miss Mama too, so here. You always give me these things when I'm sad so maybe they'll help you too."
He cries harder at the thought and hugs you. You ask him why he's still crying and he responds.
"These are happy tears Little Star. You make me so happy."
C!L'manbur
Everyone gets stressed and everyone says and does things they don't mean.
You and Fundy never truly got along. He was older by a fair sum and you hardly a toddler during the times of the founding of L'manberg. Your Father, Wilbur Soot, was so passionate about the cause he was fighting for you were often left in the care of Tubbo.
One day you were finally able to spend time with your Dad and Fundy was there as well. You never understood why the fox man didn't like you. You never understood the cruelty he shot at you
You just knew every time he got away with it, Wilbur was there to patch the scraped knee and wipe the tears. The only toy you ever received was a little bear dressed in a L'manberg uniform with black buttons for eyes. Wilbur gave that too you
And you gave it to Wilbur the time that Fundy didn't get away with the harsh words.
"Why would you say that to them?! They're your sister/brother/sibling!"
"They're a child! They don't belong here! They're derailing our entire agenda!"
"Would you rather me send them with Tubbo to do his spy work?! Or perhaps Eret would like a bargaining chip!"
"That's not what I meant Wilbur!"
"Then stop being a prick to them! You're right, they're a child and I would rather them not be here to see this war but its the safest place for them right now!"
"What about the rest of us?! The rest of us who wish they weren't here at all to begin with!"
There's a crack of something and the voices stop. You heard heavy footsteps and a sniff. You heard a small pleading voice asking, apologizing.
Then the door slams and there are muffled tears. You gather Sir Poggers (the bear named by Tommy of course) and push open the door.
Wilbur doesn't seem to notice you and is indeed the one crying. His glasses swing from his fingers while his other hand presses against his eyes. He heaves and sobs and you nearly cry just watching.
You set the bear on Wilbur's knee and watch as he flinches and sniffs. He looks at you with bleary eyes and a runny nose.
"You gave me Sir Poggers when I fell and cried. I heard a noise so I think you fell, which is why you're crying."
Wilbur takes the bear and examines the button eyes loose from months of wear and tear.
"Yeah I did didn't I little Star. Thank you."
Wilbur hugs you and tells you a story about a salmon and a killer whale who met and fell in love.
Pogbur/Vilbur
(this HC follows the previous)
Wilbur never had a lot of time for you anymore which was fine. You were finally of age to be participating in the war effort just in time for your fathers nation to slip away.
Fundy tolerated you now but the two of you still didn't talk much. If at all.
You spent a lot of time with your Uncle Tonmy and Tubbo and Technoblade. You farmed and fought and quarreled. But you wanted your father
Wilbur still had Sir Poggers. You saw it on his makeshift desk when you got to visit him. It sat by a picture of a salmon you only assumed was Fundy's mother Sally. You had never asked who your mother was. She was never really in the picture.
"Hey Dad? Everything alright?"
"Y/N? What're you doing?"
No 'Little Star' or 'Starshine' in Pogtopia. Wilbur was flat with you. Scared even at times. You knew he was down two lives from the war. Schlatt influencing the second to fall.
"I came to ask a question, but if you're busy"
"No no, come sit. What's your question?"
"Who's my Mum?"
"Why do you want to know?"
This was a question that could go so many ways.
"Maybe I want to go visit her. Get to know the other half of my genetics."
"Live with her you mean?"
"Yeah maybe."
"What's wrong with Pogtopia?"
"It's dark Wilbur, and gloomy and you're not nice anymore."
"Y/N M/N Soot you will not be leaving Pogtopia to live with someone who didn't give a damn about your birth."
"Seems like I'm doing that anyway!"
Its still and quiet and deathly cold. Wilbur stares at you and tears slip from your eyes.
"You don't know how much I care about you Little Star, so you are going to take that back and go to your room right. The fuck. Now."
So you go but you don't take back your words. If there's one thing you got from Wilbur it was pride. Every word that leaves your mouth is purposeful whether to sting or poison completely.
You hear him yelling down the hall at someone, probably Tommy, and you flinch. You think of Sir Poggers and how it was so different when you were young and unscathed from violence. Before Wilbur went mad.
You looked to your sleeping area. The the bookshelf that held hardly any books. One stood out. One called Atlas Shrugged. You loved that book. You read it almost every year since Wilbur taught you to read.
You grab the colored paperback and leave you room. Wilbur is no where to be found so on his desk you leave a note with the book and Sir Poggers sitting close by.
'I'm sorry, I know you're stressed. Enjoy some quality time in the pages to unwind. Love you,
Starshine'
You went to sleep that night content with your good deed.
Ghostbur
(this HC follows the previous)
Ghostbur remembers you vividly. There are some dark spots but the more populated lighter ones are bright and joyful. They're his favorites.
He loves you, his little Starshine though not so little anymore. This makes him sad.
"Ghostbur, why are you crying?"
"You're so big now Starshine. I missed you."
Ghostbur is very emotional in general but when he realizes he hardly even remembers the last moments with you it makes him break down
"You grew up too fast. I-I don't remember seeing you get so tall."
"Ghostbur I'm still here. I'm right here."
You'd hug him and he hold you tight like he did when you were a child though he didn't truly remember that.
"I'm so sorry Starshine, I missed it all."
There wasn't much you could do for Ghostbur. Atlas Shrugged had been blown to hell and Sir Poggers was never found.
"You're here now, Ghostbur. That's all that matters."
You have to really assure him when he's upset, especially about you.
"Say, do you remember when I was real young? And we went crawfish hunting?"
Ghostbur didn't but it sounded like something that was fun and distracting. You lit up at the memory and he would beam.
"Y-yeah a little."
Instead of giving Ghostbur something you did something with him. You stood in the water and him on the sand. You turned over rock after rock and plucked little crawfish from their stones. Ghostbur smiled and no tears hissed against his skin.
Revivebur
(Warning: Mentions of Death)
Alivebur. Ghostbur. Dad.
Titles he didn't deserve anymore.
He was Revivebur. Changed and anew. A Phoenix from the ashes.
You were no longer Little Star. Nor Starshine. You were grown, and like Fundy, you were pissed.
"You think you can just come back into my life?"
Wilbur is hurt by your words. By your sharp tongue and burning gaze. This wasn't the child he raised.
"Please Y/N, give me another chance."
He begs and pleads. He gets on his knees and clasps his hands before you. Wilbur is pitiful as he grovels for your forgiveness.
His Little Starshine. His heavens and earth.
Poor Fundy...
"You leave them alone, Wil. You've skipped out on them same as you did me."
He's grown to pity you. Your brother via father is now on your side. He understands.
"Fundy please, I know I've done you both over but I'm begging you. Death changed me."
Wilbur's words do nothing. He's not the only one who has felt the bite of Death's cold sword.
"It changed us too."
You lost your first life in Wilbur's explosion. Your second as a bargaining chip for a disc. Tommy and Tubbo had taken it upon themselves to finish raising you but children are not exactly fit to raise an even younger child.
So, Fundy took the job and did great influencing his sibling's final years without Wilbur's input.
"Y/N, Starshine, you can't honestly believe I would abandon you."
"You did it to Brother."
"And that was a mistake I'll never stop regretting."
"Why should I trust you Wilbur?"
"I'm your Dad."
"Lot of good that did your head when you blew up the nation and got Grandad to kill ya didn't it? Lot of good that did when you left me and Funds to keep on after you was gone. Lot of good that does when I'm on my last leg without a notion if you're gonna blow me and my friends up again."
There are a lot of things said. A lot of teeth bared and a lot of shots fired.
You'll stand there in silence and tears will fall for what seems like the first time in years. Because it has been years. It's been years since Wilbur has held you or anyone has been there for you in only a Father can be there.
So, Wilbur hugs you. He pulls you close and you both fall to your knees. It's quiet and a streak of white tickles your neck.
You return the embrace and you both sit there.
Revivebur
(But it follows the request 🥲)
Revivebur adopted you from the streets of Las Nevadas the one time he was able to sneak in without Quackity immediately kicking him out.
You were a scruffy little kid and fought him tooth and nail on almost everything but he kept you. Wilbur kept you safe.
Tommy encouraged shenanigans and felt like a kid again, Wilbur could tell.
You learned how to cook burgers with him, and terrorized Ranboo to near quitting the business together.
"Fiesty one you got Wil."
Ranboo regarded you with caution.
"I know right?! They're incredible."
Wilbur did nothing but praise you. You were smart and quick. Your tongue sharper than his own and words became a weapon with your voice. Wilbur taught you how to phrase things.
He taught you to study and tip toe around sentences spoken to you. He taught you how to form your words around another's to get what you wanted.
Maybe not the best Father Child bonding activity, but its what he knew he couldn't screw up.
Wilbur was a good father to you. You loved him, you soon realized, and nothing could change that.
"See that Starshine? It's all about tone and staying cool."
One of Wilbur's arguments with Quackity had escalated and a crude punch or two had been thrown. Your father's eye was already beginning to bruise and although he attempted to hide it, you saw the tears threatening to slip past his mask.
"Why do you let him yell at you? Why don't we just leave Las Nevadas?"
"Because, Little Star, Big Q doesn't mean anything by what he says. He's just a little flustered is all."
Wilbur believes his words so you do as well.
"C'mon, lets so cook up some Fire Res."
Wilbur found potions to be a distraction. You liked to watch the liquids fizzle and boil and change as the properties mixed into the substances.
Wilbur's favorite was Invis. You liked Leaping. It made your chest feel light and with a good enough start and some slime you sneak from Quackity's reserve you feel like you're flying.
Quackity stopped by again.
"Keep your kid out of my supplies Wilbur, or were really going to have some issues."
"It's a few slime blocks Big Q, its not like they're taking diamonds."
"You haven't got a clue. Even dirt is essential to my place. Keep em out or I'll handle it myself."
There's clanking of bottles and a shattering sound. You don't hear the next words leaving your father's mouth.
"You touch Y/N and I'll burn that damn casino and everything and everyone inside it alive."
Wilbur's a man of his word and Quackity leaves.
That night Wilbur doesn't talk to you about the slime blocks but your promise yourself to put them back.
The next days are strange. Slimes, the humanoid ones that patrol the casino, stare at the van as you flip burgers. Some even dare venture through the forest and watch you from behind trees. Wilbur shoots fireworks at the walls each time he sees a green blobby man stop and look and personally hunts down any that get within a thirty block distance of the van.
Wilbur screams at the walls by night and send cigarette butts and fireworks flying at them by day. He curses at the guards and calls for Quackity to get his 'pervy green blobbed freaks' away from his side of the pond.
You hear him as you sleep. You hear him crying and your chest tightens.
"Leave Dad alone."
"Kid, you're the reason we have problems."
"Leave him alone and call off your creepy ass slime people."
"They're not creepy!"
"They're pretty creepy Q."
"Who are you to be making demands? Your what, 7?"
"11 and I've returned all your 'precious' slime blocks so either call off your crew or I'll use em to make my own blocks."
You record this conversation. Negotiation. And take it back to the van where you cook a bottle of Invis and Swiftness which you've just learned to make. You leave the items and recording where Wilbur will find them.
There's no shouting and crying that night. Quackity's slime people leave you alone and Wilbur does nothing but smile and recount the conversation back to you with funny voices and comedic gestures thrown in.
"You did so well Little Star."
Wilbur hugs you and everything's okay again.
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Okay...hm...Revivebur's first one isn't coherent with the request at all. BUT it's a good piece and I didn't want to delete it soooo....I'm really sorry.
Edit: I've just finished writing his second one and it doesn't really fit either but its still good...
I hope you like the others though!
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to me c!eret being the time traveler XD spoke of just makes the most sense. it explains their backstory with foolish, having been present for events seemingly hundreds of years past. it also explains her amnesia to their history—iirc, XD said that he’d thrown the original time traveler aside and made them forget their abilities. most likely, eret’s time-traveling coincided often with foolish’s life, but when XD took away their powers, it also erased every memory they’d made of foolish, as those were only made during their time-hopping.
c!connor is unmistakably a time traveler, but he doesn’t line up with XD’s words. he seems to be fully aware of time anomalies and karl, which could mean XD failed in his attempts to erase the traveler’s memory, but most likely means that connor is not the traveler XD spoke of. he’s a time traveler, sure, but his powers are not tied to XD’s.
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FlyingRaven’s fic recommendations!
I don’t see these lists too often so I decided to make one! These are some of my favorite fics/series!
Hermitcraft
When This World Is No More (The Moon is All We'll See) by Silverskye13
Fic about the Hermits dealing with the end of the world by moon falling. Mainly from Cleo and Joe’s perspective but all the Hermits show up.
Built Family by Oceanera12
An AMAZING found family fic about how each Hermit found Hermitcraft. A lot of the characters are magical/mythical/hybrids.
EXPERIMENT 76844537: SUBJECT 47426 by HaloRocks1214
Fluffy fic where Zedaph asks Grian to hug all the Hermits as an experiment.
Anything To Hear You (Say It One More Time) by mgrnn
Etho angst! He gets heavily injured and calls Bdubs to hear his voice one more time. Bdubs won’t let that happen though.
Home at Last by Wimberly_snoot
A good Dream SMP and Hermitcraft crossover. Tommy finds himself in Hermitcraft.
Healing Is a Four Letter Word and it’s sequel The Aftershocks of Divinity by Hypno_Cat
Watcher Grian escapes and crashes into Hermitcraft. Stories follow him healing. Read tags for relationships since I don’t want to spoiler.
Bubbles bursting by Higgystar
Autistic Bdubs! A very good story.
don’t let me see what i am, cause i can’t stand it by mayflowers07( @mayflowers07 )
Non binary Iskall dealing with transphobia. Yeah I just love this fic.
The i can be the one you call series by mayflowers07( @mayflowers07 )
Series where the Hermits have a code phrase which is spoken when something goes truly wrong. A lot of good angst and hurt/comfort.
bird song by Penmonition and Phantom_Pen (The_Winged_Warrior)
Hands down my favorite Grian backstory fic. A deep dive into his time with the Watchers.
Dream SMP
The Stone Steals My Voice by Aimandfire ( @aimandfire21 )
One of my favorite Eret angst fics. Eret gets kidnapped by Dream and is forced to stay in the cell made for Skeppy.
eret whump by DeadlyHuggles
Literally what it says in the title lol. Eret gets punished by Dream.
Mellow High by an orphaned account
Soulmate AU, Ranboo centric. Sadly seems to be abandoned but still very enjoyable.
Wrecking Ball by Anonymous
Eret angst. Read the tags for content warning because it gets pretty heavy.
Eret angst for all of you angst-lovers out there(I know you are one don't deny it) by NightmareoftheCabin
First of all the title is an attack on me lmao. But yeah Eret in the prison being rescued by Techno.
Critical role
Ghost Notes by tfm ( @thefriendlymurderer )
Modern fic where Beau joins a high school rockband where she becomes friends with the rest of the M9
The our lives were never ours series by viviolet
Hands down my favorite Hunger Games AU ever. M9 as Hunger Games victors. Mainly Cadeusus centric but also Yasha centric.
AFK: a critrole MMO AU by Shippeh
Slow burn Percy x Vex. Modern MMO AU.
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Wither king c!eret my beloved (Day 6 of drawing eret)
This headcanon is soooooo elzmwoskwozjw i love it so much.
i would love to know more about c!eret's backstory
Heres is a little thing i wrote(idk how to write i just say what my brain tells me):
With confusion, the king stands in front of portrait of herself.
She looks different, she doesn't looks like himself
Who is this person in the painting?
Is it an old memory? one of those memories that they have forgetten?
They would give so much to get their memories back
Who was her in the past?
What was his role?
Where is their kingdom now?
Why cant their memories just come back...it would make things so much easiear
But life never was that easy, wasn't it, your majesty?
(again idk what i did i just wrote down what my brain told me)
@theeretblr
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some questions for your dsmp su au!
Do you have any ideas for possible fusions, what they would look like, what gems, etc? I would be happy to make some concepts if you do (if you don't want me too thats fine also!!)
What weapons would the gems have? I have a few ideas if you need them!
i got REALLY carried away so im puttin all that under the cut
im thinking a lot of thoughts sporadically rn but OBVIOUSLY the iconic duos fuse at least once, ie clingy duo, emerald duo, (wildcard but) foolish and eret probably fused back in the day in their shared backstory to commit the Atrocities
em duo and happy duo tend to casually fuse pretty often(when the Horrors arent happening) and i think it would be CRIMINAL not to make em duo watermelon tourmaline. for happy duo tho, i was thinking black opal with primarily blue accents for their fusion, but then i remembered that i made bad a black opal with primarily red accents so i cant do that
clingy duo's easy answer would be bloodstone. so im gonna go with that one, and they usually fuse to punch things good. bee duo on the other hand, i dont think they fuse ever. its just not something they do
the schlatt/quackity fusion would be so fun to play around with theyre so awful for each other and i eat it up(the fiances have also fused and it was much better)
OHH i think maybe MAYBE in the butcher army arc when they go to techno's house, quackity makes them all fuse to fight him (he kicks their ASS) and that sorta put ranboo off fusing in a sorta "hmmm no thank you" kinda way
going back to tommy for a sec, i think MOST of his fusions are for power. like if they need to get the upper hand in a battle he'll ask to fuse but its not a common thing for him. schlatt/dream also do that but like in an asshole kinda way
i think wilbur also doesnt fuse. like an extension of his early l'manburg ideals but more personal "youre free to fuse but its not my cup of tea"
doomsday trio fused once but phil wasnt a big fan of it
this is NOT fusion related but i keep thinking about it SGFHFSDJ that one phil stream where kristin was walking around as him and got day drunk(i think about it often) i think that was her sorta 'white diamond'ing him, temporarily taking control of his body from a remote location to experience everyday gem life(ofc this was voluntary unlike white diamond's)
now WEAPONS
techno has the classic rose shield but thats about it for Gem Specific weapons, he has his sword, but he forged that himself, and of course, later down the line ranboo gifts him his axe which he ALSO made himself and everybody is shocked by this
phil has a scythe and it CAN shatter(angel of death teehee)
tommy, tubbo, ranboo, wilbur and probably a few others dont have traditional weapons. for the most part they have lights or gem powers, but no weapons as theyre not built for combat theyre built for other things!(the sword phil stabbed wilbur with was a rejuvenator that wilbur owned, but that also was not his 'Gem Weapon'. he also never used it ever and that certainly has implications)
ive been writing this for like 30 minutes thats all i got rn BUT i love a bit a' bantah and i would love to hear your ideas! if they are yummy enough i might use them perhaps no promises <333
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"He's the owner of a server, he failed to implement a working system for communication." GOD FINALLY someone gets it oh my god. The way Eret talks about the lore discord working behind the scenes is NOT normal or particularly helpful! She said back in last November that the discord has a lore channel that goes inactive most of the time because people plan lore exclusively in DMs and don't share it, that canon is decided largely by SBI, Discduo, Bench Trio, and anyone who tops 100k viewers on a stream even if smaller ccs have established lore they've done for longer that contradicts how things work. Like yes getting 40 people to do the things without issues is like wrangling cats but FUCK man a 40 person RP where people just add other people's characters into backstory without their knowledge let alone consent is NOT cool and Dream was! The server owner! And the guy with the biggest audience! And what he did was NOT management at ALL since that never rlly seemed to resolve???
Eret post source link becos I am citing my claims: https://theeretblr.tumblr.com/post/666861191443939329/hey-apologies-if-this-is-rude-or-invasive-but
EXACTLY anon!
like yes, the finale happened but we can still criticize dreams' ability to fuck up stuff. I hate the fact that smaller ccs will try to build up good lore but no one takes it seriously bc they don’t have a big enough audience. Other ccs will straight up ignore them, contradict them, ruin their storylines, etc for fun or bc they simply don’t care enough to ask.
Like Ponk, Hannah, Eret, etc. Or like the egg stuff! The Eggpire arc was genuinely so cool but bigger ccs just didn’t participate in it much.
You could argue that at the start, stuff wasn’t scripted so it would’ve been hard to adapt to that for dream, especially with the number of people on the smp. But like guess what! He’s the one that added that many people, it’s his fault. If he couldn’t handle it he should’ve not added more people to the smp every time he felt like it was dying or when he got himself into another controversy to distract the stans.
As the admin, as the owner of the server, as the owner of the discord server as well, he is responsible for that stuff. He could’ve asked for help and asked if others had more experience with stuff like this. He could have discussed this with the members of the smp to see what kind of system would work the best. Hell, he could’ve fucking, dmed people like Grian or MumboJumbo and asked them how they plan lore in the smps they are in.
But he didn’t. He brought himself into that situation, he could’ve easily asked for help, and it was an easy thing to fix. Whether it’s an ego thing, an anxiety thing, or if he just could not be bothered to put in the effort, idk. What I do know is that pushing the blame on the smaller ccs that have been ignored by others is just weird.
Dream isn’t an uwu perfect cinnamon roll and he is a grown-ass man that should own up to his own mistakes sometimes. He does not need to be babied and he deserves the criticism he gets.
TLDR bc I just ended up ranting a bit (sorry anon!) I completely agree with you. Also thank you for putting that link at the end! It was very nice of you to do so! While I did know the post itself it was nice to not have to scroll through tumblr to find it :D
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