Eret: Where I鈥檓 from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.
Hiccup: skill issues.
Eret: didn鈥檛 you almost die?
Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.
Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?
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btw dont talk to me on how much they massacred snotlout in the 3rd movie but he was pretty cute there ig馃檮
also ignoring the fact that he flirted with hiccup鈥檚 mom and he just used that to cover up his lil crush for eret lol
THEY LOOK BETTER TOGETHER ANYWAYS
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I can't help, but think:
~ dark hair
~ brown eyes
~ strong/ muscular
~ tall
~ handsome
~ probably big-dicked
Hiccup seems to have a type is all I'm saying
(Dagur stays forever mad about not fitting the type)
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silly hcs for riders + their dragons
whenever hiccup sketches in a notebook he has to find toothless a stick so he can scribble in the dirt with him
toothless makes biscuits like a cat when he's happy & hiccup says toothless is the best bread making viking on berk <3
astrid will sometimes play with stormfly by hiding in her blindspot in front of her nose & basically play a version of peek-a-boo, which stormfly LOVES
stormfly will chase her own tail like a silly billy & it makes astrid laugh, without fail, every single time <3
snotlout makes sure hookfang's claws & talons are properly sharpened & trimmed always!! & maybe he gives himself a matching mani-pedi!!! it's to stay healthy!!!
hookfang actually enjoys splashing in puddles when it rains & he always nudges snotlout out the door so they can go splash together <3
we know fishlegs is particular about the types of rocks he gives meatlug for her to eat, but sometimes he'll make mosaics using the rocks he has set aside and likes seeing which parts meatlug will eat first
meatlug's different snorts & snuffs are similar to a bulldog & she sounds different depending on what she wants to try & say!! fishlegs def understands her <3
despite her vocal distaste, ruffnut doesn't actually hate belch, & when tuff isn't looking she'll pass a piece of food to barf AND belch
barf likes to snake his head around ruffnut & lift her off the ground, essentially his version of cuddling & she loves it <3
tuffnut sometimes tries to have one foot on barf & one on belch, & they'll try their best to help him with his goal, but they're pretty wiggley
belch will spark when tuffnut specifically gives him rubs right where his head meets his neck, under his chin, & tuff enjoys keeping that between him & belch <3
heather has a special oil to clean windshear's metallic scales!! she even has it smell like herbs, which windshear surprisingly enjoys!!
windshear likes to run her tail up & down her spines on her back & listen to the sounds it makes. it's smth she'll only do when she's fully alone or with heather, & heather will sometimes come up with a little tune to go with <3
dagur has both shattermaster & sleuther & dagur is sooo happy they both get along. dagur jokes & says they're his sons & they're brothers
shattermaster & sleuther will curl up & nap together, & sometimes dagur will flop down on top of them & nap top <3
for eret, skullcrusher took a lot of getting used to, but he completely melted the first time he woke up & saw skullcrusher resting his giant head at the end of his bed with big eyes, begging for breakfast
skullcrusher leans on eret with his head, which means he wants eret to kneel down & bump his head onto skullcrusher's, which for eret was a sign of affection for his tribe, & it makes them both happy <3
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Anyone: call off your attack dog.
Hiccup:???? Toothless?? But he鈥檚 a dragon?
Toothless:*sitting peacefully*
Hiccup: and he鈥檚 not doing anything?
Eret: *beating the absolute shit out of someone in the background*
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Eret is such an underused character in thw it makes me angry. Yes he's the one to say "oh, no, Grimmel bad" but that's basically it. He deserves scenes, we deserve moments where he (a trapper) and Skullcrusher (a tracker) work together, we deserve moments where he and Hiccup bond and he starts trusting him as his right hand man, we deserve more than he existing only to be the punching lines for Gobber an Snotlout.
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