Eric Nam: So in all my 34 years of existence, nobody cared to tell me that I need to, like, wash the rice before cooking it?
Amber: You're telling me that we ate dirty rice the other day?!
Ashley: *exasperated*Yes, Eric, you need to rinse the rice. I can't believe you went 34 years without knowing that.
*the next day*
Eric Nam: Umm, I washed the rice this time. It tastes kinda weird though, guess I didn't rinse it enough.
Jessi: Eric Nam, what did you do with my brand new bottle of dish soap?!
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kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?
henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.
kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.
henry: you don't mean zitao?
kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here
henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.
*8 hours later*
luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?
kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?
luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK
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kpop moment of the day
[Hwaiting Ep. 2]
jamie park: *smacks eric nam*
eric: ow! i think you bruised my soul
jamie: mm, bruised your tiddie
bm: *head whipping around at the speed of light* tiddie?!
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jae: is she crying? is she crying?
eric: a little.
jae, snatching the phone from eric: you should be WAILING, you stone-cold bitch!
amber, walking in: what the hell is happening?
eric: jae is making me call jamie and tell her he's dead to see how she reacts.
jae: Now call kevin.
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Jae/BM: Yo, dad?
Eric Nam: Yeah?
Amber: Did you just call Eric "dad"?
Jessi: Did he just respond to it?
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Matthew: man milk is weird as fuck
Eric: Elaborate on that-
Matthew: just- someone went up to a cow like “Damn I wonder what would happen if I squeezed this motherfucker’s tiddies. Oh shit, liquid?? Oh fuck man you know I gotta put that shit in my mouth.”
Eric: I hate to admit it but you’re not wrong-
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Minho: Eric nam's runaway video is the only straight couple I will accept
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Young K: I love you
Eric: I love you more
Young K: I love everything about you
Eric: oh yeah? Well I woulD LITERALLY DIE FOR YOU
Young K: YOU WOULD DIE FOR ME? WELL I WOULD LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE FOR YOU-
Me, literally just trying to watch KPDB:
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K-pop groups/idols at school - pt. 3
VIXX: The guys who look like they just go out of a BDSM session all the time.
X1: The group the teacher ALWAYS splits up.
MCND: The guys who always wear sweatshirts.
CIX: The audiovisual club.
AB6IX: The guys who always stay next to each other.
ONEWE: The freshmen year band.
Highlight: The guys from the cheerleading squad.
RAIN: The sexy dad every teacher —and student— falls for.
CLC: The rude looking but actually cute girls.
Block B: The incredibly intelligent and cool seniors
BOYSTORY: The kids from eighth grade who sneak out to high school.
IZ*ONE: The sophomores the principal always wants to split up.
TVXQ: The hot parents who are always concerned about their kids.
FT.ISLAND: The band who stepped into the game against DAY6 and The Rose.
AleXa: The girl who always breaks the dress code but never gets to the principal's office.
gugudan: The girls who play russian roulette with Nerf guns.
Henry: The music teacher every girl wants private classes with.
Somi: The markers girl.
TREASURE: The exchange students group that has locals but pretends they don't.
Eric Nam: the funny guy everyone likes.
Amber: The tomboy older sister everyone likes better.
Momoland: The fake happy girls.
IZ: The underrated band from sophomore year all their class wishes got more attention.
Jackson Wang: The senior who always throws or crashes a party.
Dreamcatcher: The school's sorcery club that hangs out at the library.
INFINITE: The guys with the nice pick-up lines.
WINNER: The guys who promote Jackson's parties.
Check the part 2:
Check the part 1:
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Solar & Eric Nam on Cultwo Show
Solar:
Eric:
Solar: *sips water*
Eric:
Solar: FML get me out of here, this is soooo awkward. I’m too gay to continue acting straight. I miss my Byul.
*looks over to see Byul & Wheepup having the time of their gay lives*
Solar: FK. *deep breaths*
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Byul: I have no fear
Hwasa: We’re coincidentally co-guests with Eric Nam
Byul: okay one fear
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Eric Nam: Pros and cons of dating me.
Eric Nam: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Eric Nam: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Amber: Are you always this cocky?
Eric: Only on Tuesdays, and when beautiful women are involved.
Amber: So you think I’m beautiful?
Eric: Actually, it’s Tuesday.
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kpop idols i would let step on me, the complete list
Jisoo from BP. no explanation just jisoo
Dahyun from Twice because i think about that video where she almost beat up JYP (when they were playing the Scream In Silence game) a lot and i respect her so much
all of red velvet, especially Seulgi because Seulgi
all of itzy, especially Chaeryeong because i love her and she’s so pretty chaeryeong please step on me
(possibly) eric nam because of the ‘eric nam replies to thirst tweets’ video where he said ‘i won’t STEP on you. i’ll love-kick you.”
JAMIE PARK
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jamie: hey matt i think theres a monster under the bed
eric, on the bottom bunk: i hate you
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Mirajane: Work hard and be nice to people.
Elfman: Unless they wrong you. Then destroy.
Lisanna: Be nice, Elfman. Love your enemies.
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