derek: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?
stiles: several traffic violations.
erica: three counts of resisting arrest.
cora: also, that’s not our car.
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stiles: der, remember how I said that Erica, Cora and I were going to have a peaceful bros night out for once?
derek: yah
stiles: Well... We're in jail.
derek:
derek: [hangs up]
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derek: I heard stiles is in jail, is that true?
cora: Yeah, for something he didn’t do.
derek: What didn’t he do?
cora: Run fast enough.
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erica: Does anybody have any questions?
boyd: Is this legal?
erica: Does anybody have any relevant questions?
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the pack: You bought us gifts?
erica: Oh, I wouldn't say bought exactly... I obtained.
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cora: Okay, here’s the plan. First, we set off the school’s fire alarms-
boyd: cora, we can’t set off an alarm if there’s no fire!
cora: Okay, fine. First, we’ll start a fire-
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jackson: nothing in life is free
isaac: love is free
erica: adventure is free
boyd: knowledge is free
cora: everything is free if you take it without paying
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Stiles: Point is, we need to try it.
Cora: But that’s illegal.
Stiles:
Cora: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in.
Erica: I’m in too, I heard the word “illegal."
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Derek: what would you call sabotage and vandalism?
Cora: a hobby
Derek:
Erica: ...that we do not engage in
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