#erin talks

[imwretched]

the tortured poets department is like love is fake love is life love is death love is loss love is heaven love is hell love is lust love is dead love is a fairytale love is poetry love is ruining my life love love love

#erin talks #ttpd

[fullbottles]

squenix can keep adding cool new jobs for the rest of time but they're never gonna beat the raw incredible sex appeal of a dragoon doing the kain pose while standing on something they shouldn't be able to stand on

reapers throw down their scythes in disgust knowing they can never be this fucking cool

#erin talks

[bastard-kaz]

Someone engaging with the romance plots in thg or tbosas doesn’t mean they didn’t understand the message of the books. You can understand what they’re about and still write silly little fluffy fics about the characters or whatever bc people can get multiple things out of one piece of media.

It’s not that deep, you guys are just pretentious.

#tbosas #thg #snowbaird #everlark #I’m soooo done with these boring ass takes #erin talks

[dddomenstarstwst1]

Thirst thought 18+

The only thing I know about my hero academia is that i wanna fuck shinsou hitoshi and denki kaminari so stupid they be drooling all over their faces, dicks leaking cum and high-pitched whines leaving their mouths - but, hey, that's enough info for me

#sub!mha #sub!bnha #sub!shinsou #shinsou hitoshi #sub!denki #sub!shinsou hitoshi #sub!kaminari #denki kaminari #sub!character #dom!gn!reader #dom!reader #mha smut #bnha smut #erin talks

[thschei]

Missy meeting the 10th Doctor

I think it's been enough time to post this, but still-- spoilers for Once and Future Volume 5 - The Martian Invasion of Planetoid 50! Transcript for this scene under the cut.

[Music swells as the scene transitions]

Missy: Alright, Vastra, eh? Back in your box. You know what happens if you disobey. Oh, and drop the sword, would you? It's a sort of... health and safety issue.

Vastra: [Metallic clank as the sword falls to the ground] I shall take great pleasure in using it once my beloved is free. You will be neither healthy nor safe.

Missy: Nice to catch up! Yeah, good chats, good talks. Always good to chat. Alright, bye! Buh-bye, bye, buh-bye, then.

Ten: She doesn't seem to like you very much.

Missy: Underlings, eh, what can you do? I mean, I could kill them all, but then, y'know, who'd put the bins out? [Giggles]

Ten: That thing you're holding... I'm getting a name. Uh... issue. No, tissue. Compressor? L-Laminator? No, no, it's gone.

Missy: ... Yes. It's my tissue compression laminator. Squishes people down and gives them a lovely, white, clean, plastic coat.

Ten: Sorry, have we met? I've a head like swiss cheese; transmat doesn't help.

Missy: Oh, well look at you. I was hoping for one of the classics...

Ten: Ohh, you're from my future.

Missy: Future, past, y'know, don't like to tie myself down. But you're a clever boy, you do the math.

Ten: Why don't you just tell me? I'm running out of patience and you won't like me when I do.

Missy: No, on the contrary, y'know, I like you in all your silly moods. You are my boyfriend, after all.

Ten: What?!

Missy: Look closer, Doctor. Look into my eyes.

Ten: You're a timelord...

Missy: [Softly, in an American southern accent] Well, heavens to Betsy! The boy can see!

Ten: This is Planetoid 50 in the Carpelion (?) system, isn't it?

Missy: [A bit louder, still in the southern twang] I do declare, of course it is, silly!

Ten: And this isn't London, mm? It's a replica, a big, sprawling, incredibly detailed replica?

Missy: [Still in the southern twang] Oh, caught red-handed! You found me out, you naughty thing!

Ten: Right. Because only one timelord would ever do something so mind-bogglingly, time consumingly ridiculous!

Missy: [Softly, dropping the accent somewhat] Oh, you say such pretty things.

Ten: It's you, isn't it, Master?

Missy: [The accent is dropped completely] Finally. But today, call me Missy.

#erin talks #audio #doctor who #thoschei #missy #ten #Vastra #dw

[erinkeifer]

Today is my birthday, and on this occasion, I would like to share something incredibly important to me with you all. Something that has been consuming my senses and distracting my focus in recent days when I tried to write. This year, after quite a tough time (a breakup, moving), my birthday turned my life upside down because the gift I received granted me the opportunity to fulfill my biggest lifelong dream. Meeting Hayden Christensen. I live in a rather unlucky corner of Europe, and until recently, seeing people who had such an opportunity brought me to tears. Today, however, I cry for a different reason, and I am grateful to everyone who contributed to this moment - to those who supported me, lifted my spirits, and never let me stop believing that one day I would be the happiest person on earth.

Now I am waiting for August - the most beautiful month of my life.

#hayden christensen #star wars #anakin skywalker #erinkeifer announcements #erinkeifer updates #erinkeifer talks #erin talks

[crooked-corvid]

court jester asking their liege questions like sire would you still love me if i were a wyrm

#erin talks

[clunker-n1ne]

I love my V plushie to bits but I can't help but notice she has eyes that are quite far apart compared to other people's V's and I'm wondering if this is a problem with my V overall or if this is cuz she's a gen 2? It's especially noticeable next to my gen 1 Uzi (who I managed to get locked in on preorder a day before she went out of stock, and before glitch's website redesign). Does anyone else have a gen 2 V that looks like mine in a way?

Sorry for the potato photo quality LOL

sidenote: V is wearing the tailcoat and pants from my fangamer ralsei plush if you're wondering why she's in pants LOL

#erin talks #murder drones #murder drones plush #plushies #I love my plushie but part of me wished her eyes were not so far apart aaaaaa x)

[poetic-beats]

Sometimes when I come back to this blog it just makes me cringe. Mostly because whenever I’m manic I start a ton of new projects whether its crappy art, jumping around to different sites for my poetry that I eventually ditch, different business ideas that I start but never finish, bad poetry I have written things I like but there’s also just bad poetry that served a purpose for me to vent but objectively is bad. It’s also a very open book of the events and stages I’ve gone through and some of you have followed me from the beginning and I just cringe at the thought of what it must look like seeing my erratic postings. And it’s a monument to all of my sadness and trauma and struggles and I don’t find that a bad thing though I guess because writing was helpful and I’m not ashamed of what I’ve struggled with but damn this blog was almost as much of a mess as my mind. Life has changed so much in the 7 years since I started this blog, I’m 30 now which is scary to be so old ( I know 30 isn’t actually old old but in context of where I am in my life) and yet feel like I’m so behind in adulting. It’s like when I hit 30 in my mind it changed you know until I hit that number I was still in my 20’s even if it was 29 it felt like okay I’m not an ‘adult’ adult yet so it’s fine my shits not together but its like okay I’ve hit 30 now I should’ve started checking some boxes off the list and whilst some things have improved I still have a long way to go. I’m in therapy now I managed to start early last year privately ofc because NHS sucks ass. Luckily she’s good about pricing clearly not in it for the money; was my old MH teams lead therapist before she quit didn’t know she’d gone private, found her by dumb luck. She’s really good & it’s already helped me so much. I managed to acquire a few new diagnoses at the end of last year not a surprise though nothing new or unexpected as such but sometimes does feel like it’s a never ending list. Oh I got a second cat!!! His names Shrimp and he’s adorable. Bagel loves him I’ll have to post a picture of them both at some point and after having not written/barely written anything for awhile I recently started writing poetry again. Not sure why I slowed down/stopped I guess things got really busy & I managed/coped in different ways I also just kinda lost it like I had a mental block when I did try writing. Anyways so I wrote some new stuff recently sadly it’s not exactly happy it’s more of a throwback to when I first started this blog, writing as a way to cope in the moment when emotions were too much, to sort of purge it from my mind. I’ve had some difficult things to deal with and it’s been a lot so being able to write again is bittersweet. I also can’t vouch for its quality but hey it helped me cope so does it really matter, guess not. Anyways idk that’s enough rambling from me now don’t know why I wrote this out on here I mean my blogs mostly dead apart from these random check ins I do where I give these life update posts which I”m not sure anyone even cares to read because this blog is so inactive now but here I am doing it anyways.

#erin talks #prsnl #long post #not poetry #life update

[ciricecomplex]

#video #thoschei #doctor who #erin talks

[imwretched]

what's interesting to me about the tortured poets department is that's it's a combination of make-believe and diary truths and the way that she combines these elements makes it impossible to do the "paternity test" on the songs because so many of them apply to multiple situations and people (just like folklore btw) but you're all so caught up in what song is about who that you forget to just enjoy the music because the simple truth is you will never know if that lyric is about matty or joe or probably both and that is how it is supposed to be

#ttpd #erin talks #also I am totally victim of this too sometimes

[bastard-kaz]

funny how right-wingers think taylor swift is a deep state agent using the nfl to win the election for biden while people on the far left think she has the power to single-handedly bring peace to the middle east. politics really is a horseshoe.

#the inability to have normal opinions about ts unites them #taylor swift #erin talks

[dddomenstarstwst1]

Thirst thought 18+ bc it's 1 am and my brain is weird

Please it's 1 in the fucking morning i wanna go to sleep but all i keep thinking about is corrupting virgin!shinsou and virgin!denki I WANNA GO TO SLEEP IM NOT GONNA ELABORATE (or will i?)

#sub!mha #sub!bnha #sub!shinsou #sub!shinsou hitoshi #shinsou hitoshi #sub!denki #sub!kaminari #denki kaminari #sub!denki kaminari #sub!character #dom!reader #dom!gn!reader #gn!reader #erin talks

[aspecposting]

why do people feel so threatened by ace people trying to take up the smallest amount of space. we aren’t trying to erase you just by existing jfc.

#aspec #aroace #representation #erin talks

[thschei]

Oh whoops I also meant to say in those tags:

The Master can handle a lot. There's a lot of insults and violence and betrayal that just rolls right off of him. So, I think he would've handled it just fine if Rassilon had himself a stupid villain monologue like "Hahaha it was a perfect plan no one suspected you being used I have a god complex I undid everything the hero did" (which is, ofc, why RTD didn't go with that, along with it being a tired cliche), I even think that he wouldn't have been as enraged about the violation of his sense of self, mind, past/childhood, and autonomy if Rassilon had a villain speech

But... who could handle being called diseased like that? Rassilon says it, and the Master's shoulders slump, and Rassilon gets ready to kill him like an annoying fly, and the Master says nothing! Because of course, how else do you react to being spoken of like that besides with shell-shocked, hurt silence?? But seeing that reaction multiplies the nauseating and horrifying impact of the scene/reveal, because previously, the Master just deflects and shrugs off all insults and attempts at his life, and now you see him, like, mirroring the same hurt you had when someone implied you were broken and unwanted for having symptoms of mental illness for the first time

#erin talks #text #herculean effort to not deflect serious emotion by putting simpsons of mental illness in the body of an otherwise serious post 😭

[erinkeifer]

I started writing a fluffy and sweet Anakin x Reader Christmas Special today, but in the meantime, I got hit by the most brutal period since the dawn of time, and the boy I had plans with stood me up and he's not responding, so I threw it into the draft version and now I'm writing brutal, hateful smut. That's how life works.

#erinkeifer talks #life is brutal #erinkeifer updates #erin talks #order 66 please