#ernie goondis

[volcano-eats-your-wife]

some miscellaneous daga doodles i've done here and there over the past week

#hopefully i'll have a lot more time to draw now since i won't have rehersal anymore #no promises tho #unfortunately finals are also coming up soon #i am working on a maizey thing rn that i'm gonna turn in for my art class tho #my teacher is never gonna know that it's a corn #btw the ernie is on my physics notes whoops #hot daga #hotdaga #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #hot daga fanart #hotdaga fanart #buzzfeed unsolved fanart #bfu fanart #doctor goondis #dr goondis #pam #hot daga pam #maizey #hot daga maizey #gebra #hot daga gebra #cornfries #corn fries

[mikesoup]

HEAR ME OUT. disco elysium hotdaga au. goondis is hdb. maizey is kim.

#mike is jean. OBVI #he can also double as a dora figure <3 #like cmon we already have the pseudo religious figure associated with them to some degree........ #ANYWAYS. gene is like. judit bc him and mike r a GREAT duo and hes the nicer of the two #thats all ive been thinking abt for like 3 days. #i love having new interests i can make them kiss my old interests #ALSOOOOO #goondis being harry works bc its the ernie ernesto and harry harrier #im right im right im right #this is for like. the 3 people out there who like both of these things maybe i am one of them #ben talks #hotdaga #disco elysium #ive been drawing goondis as harry in my notes all day #just a lil peek into me brain <3 hehehe #also i havent thought more about it literally more than that

[showdownatthespacebuffet]

INITIAL ROUNDS MASTERPOST

Initial rounds for the ULTIMATE HOTDAGA CHARACTER bracket will begin soon

Each poll will run for one week -- two polls will go live a day

All the character pairings are listed below the cut

Farch VS Moofus

Papa Crab VS Weldon Burgereaux

Joblet VS Garce

Gina and Murray VS Raccoon Brandon

Steven Rootbeer VS Melba Dill

The Starship Minestrone VS Lisa Bratwurst

Maizey VS Gebra

Smeech VS Ernie Goondis (CHICKEN)

The Dark Master/Chili Pope IX VS Doctor Goondis (EGG)

Gene VS Future Brandon

Mike Soup/The Soup Baron VS Dan

Pam VS Rebecca

Lil' Mr. B VS Merga

Pauline Who Is A Pretzel VS Pauline Who Isn't A Pretzel

Conductor Craig VS Sausage Priest

Alice VS Christopher

#hotdaga #the hotdaga #hot daga #watcher #buzzfeed unsolved

[thestarshipminestrone]

actually since we're soup posting i should point out how absurd it is that mike kept ernie in this box in his head labelled "friend" for. forever since he was exiled from earth. probably never could make the jump to actually go see him in case of incriminating himself further but nah, man. ernesto goondis is his best friend you don't need to worry about anything he's probably just fine

[lafakiwi-draws-archive]

⭐️By the way I’m Dr. Goondis- So pleased to meet you! ✨

He’s the kind of chicken I want to see on Broadway and I hope we see him again next season or I’m gonna cry ok

#artists on tumblr #illustration #lafakiwi draws #hotdaga #the hotdaga #his song is so jazzy and good #bfu postmortem #shane madej #i did his egg form its only fair i draw his current form #outta my shell #plupples #smeech is in there too somewhere #dr. goondis #ernie goondis #IM SCREECHING I MISSPELLED HIS NAME IN MY CAPTION

[cryingindennys]

Post-Mortem Thoughts

1. SHANE HOW DARE YOU HURT MY PRECIOUS SMEECH!!

2. GENE NO!!!!!!!

3. Goondis will forever be known as Ernie

4. Zombie Space Pope Chili the 9th being the Dark Master was a cool twist.

To end on a positive note: Everyone will be fine when Maizey goes back in time to save her holographic wife and change the course of time, right?

#buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #postmortem #seriously why is shane killing the pluppels/peaches #freaking pam messed everything up #i no longer stan pam #shane please let everyone be fine when maizey saved gebra #goondis is ernie now

[angel-introvert]

The Hot Daga as explained by the diagram in Believe Me Maizey

(Because I’m bored and miss this critically acclaimed story. Sorry this is a mess but so is the diagram so deal with it.)

Here is an image of the full diagram. Then I’ll go into close ups of each part.

The Hot Daga (Hot Dog Saga) (Not Hot Daga Saga) explained

Pam (evil) is Rebecca’s sister. Rebecca + Dan are married as indicated by the heart above them. They have a son who is Baby Brandon. They are drawn in a box with a bracket to the right which says “marital woes + familial betrayal”.

This points to the event of the crab joust. Gina (crab on the left) and Murray (right) are labeled as hypnotized. Dan is on Gina and Pam is on Murray. Arrows point towards each other to indicate they are charging. Above them is Papa Crab labeled as (God?) (Dumbledore?).

In the original timeline:

- Dan + Rebecca are probably dead.

- Pam lives -> institutes a witch-run government

- Brandon lives -> spends his life getting buff + searching for quantum relish to travel back in time, like a good son

- Both of these lead to the future in a lab with Sweet Gene, Dr. Lisa Bratwurst and Future Brandon. All of them are connected to a wavy circle labeled “Quantum Relish” which takes us back to the Crab Joust.

In the new crab joust timeline, labeled “crab joust x”:

- Pam loses

- Brandon eats his younger self

- Baby Brandon -> is ghost -> possesses -> raccoon -> teams up with -> Pam

- Pam and Brandon -> creates witch trap with holograms

- Holograms are faulty but no one notices— for example Steven Rootbeer says he lost his eye at the bank on Labor Day— which is impossible— very rich writing—

- picture of a train with “holograms lure Dan, Rebecca, Gene to…

- WITCH VOLCANO

- everyone dies -> except -> Gene, Maizey, Mike Soup

- (going back up to the top with Pam) Pam -> meet the Dark Master

- box labeled “Space Wars obviously” with Ernie and Mike vs. Pope Chili IX (who has an arrow pointing back to the Dark Master)

- Ernie + Mike are flying aces in the space wars

- They attempt to assassinate Pope Chili IX + fail

- arrow pointing from Mike in the space wars back to the volcano wedding with Pam (witch), Steven, Dan, Mike, Gebra, Maizey (spelled Maisy on the diagram), Rebecca, Gene, and Melsa labeled.

- arrow pointing from the three survivors of the wedding to the Starship Minestrone- Owner: Cap. Soup

- Dark Master -> kills her [Pam]

- Pam dies

- Becomes ghost

- Earth eaten

Risky Fixins <- Grammy award winners

Image of Melba, Gene, and Steven with hearts connecting all of them indicating a polyam relationship. Melba plays drums, Gene plays keyboard + vocals, Steven plays bass guitar.

- Technically a witch hologram

- but they’re so good they transcended reality so it doesn’t really matter

Note: a witch has meddled with the fabric of reality via holographic inception so: nothing/everything is real

- a large arrow points the Minestrone to…

- the planet of the PLUPPLES

- space wars -> Goondis - settles on p.o.p. after space wars -> planet of the plupples

Joblet and Garce:

- actually peaches

- imprisoned Ernie

Plupples

- cannot lie

- like peaches but

- blue

- sexy

Going back to the “Pam dies” section -> (R.I.P. Smeech)

Big explosion (representing the planet collapsing) Goonis (in egg form) splits in half with the word KABOOM! between the shells -> Goondis in chicken form appears

(R.I.P. Moofis) is written next to the explosion.

An arrow points from the plupple planet to the O-nion station. The names Ernie, Maizey, Pam, Mine, and Gene are written on the arrow.

O-nion Station

- Chill as hell

- Stuff happens here

- Just watch the YouTube season compilation in a week

(R.I.P. Weldon)

There is also an arrow pointing from the Earth being eaten to the station to show that the Dark Master also ate the station.

And that’s the end. Hopefully this makes some sense... idk why I spent so long on this but I did so enjoy.

#the hot daga #the hotdaga #hotdaga #hot daga #buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #long post #angel rambles

[kirchefuchs]

Ducktales and Hotdaga crossover au that no one but me and my cousin wanted:

I have no self control when it comes to self-indulgent crossover aus

Basically, Mike and Goondis escaped the O-nion Station on the Persica right before it blew up. They make there way to the Graxilon Wormhole but the Persical was damaged from the explotion of the O-nion Station and it malfunctions while they're in the wormhole and they get spit out into the Ducktales universe. They crash land on Earth in the mountains by Duckberg. Mike and Goondis salvage the parts of their comunicator that was damaged in the crash and try to contact Maisey on the Minestrone but to no avail (as they are in an alternate universes). And so they venture out the wrecked Perica and into Duckberg (Mike hiding his face in the hood of a coat, as not to stand out). While wandering the streets they bump into Launchpad and Dewey who were going home from a movie or Funzo's or smth (that's a thing friends do together right?) and strike up a conversation that goes along the lines of this:

Goondis: "Oh cool, It's rare I find someone as tall as me! Nice to meet you, I'm Doctor Goondis! By the way, could you please tell me where we are, we're a little lost."

Launchpad: "Oh, nice to meet you too Mr G, this is Duckberg."

Dewey gets curious of Goondis' hooded friend: "Woah!! You're soup?!? That's so cool! Where are you guys from???"

Goondis: "Yeah, about that... we just came through a wormhole trying to get back to Earth but something went wrong and now we're on this planet."

Launchpad: "Buh?"

Dewey: "You guys are space travelers!!! Wait, but that's weird. This is Earth."

Goondis: "It is? It looks a lot different than the one we're from."

Mike: "Oh. Ernie, I think we're in an alternate universe."

Dewey: "WHAT!! That's SO cool!!!"

Launchpad: "Space? Wormhole? Alternate Universe?? I'm confused. Maybe Mr. McDee could help."

Dewey: "He did come up with the Spear of Selene.... and we did get invaded by moon aliens.... so probably. Let's go!!"

Goondis: "Oh, okay. Help is help, right Mike?"

Mike: "Might as well... Wait, you guys got invaded by moon aliens?"

Dewey: "And won!!"

Mike: "Huh. We fought in a war. Killed the pope. Or, thought we did.... 'till he came back, ate our planet and shot one of my friends. I wonder if Gene is okay...."

Dewey: "Who's Gene?"

Mike: "Oh, he's this critically acclaimed singer in our universe, and our friend."

Dewey: "Sounds cool!"

So they go to the mansion and find Scrooge who recomends them to Gyro to help with fixing their communicator and making it an interdimentional communicator so they can contact Maizey and the rest of the gang (who successfully traveled back in time and murdered evil Pam, and Future Maizey after conpleting her mission was able to happily fade from existance knowing her wife was finally safe).

#fanart #unsolved true crime #buzzfeed unsolved #traditional art #digital art #ducktales (2017) #ducktales #hotdaga #mike soup #dr goondis #chickensoup #maizey #gene frenchfries #dewey duck #launchpad mcquack #scrooge mcduck #crossover au #self indulgent #gyro gearloose #louie duck #huey duck #webby vanderquack #b.o.y.d. #boyd gearloose

[echoes-ofa-better-place]

Ok so I was super bored and ended up using this picrew to make some Hotdaga characters (with some headcanons) and I'm somewhat proud of the result

Dan, straight, trying to look like a cool dude

Rebecca, straight, not impressed by Dan trying to look like a cool dude

Pam, trans mtf, pissed off for no fucking reason because when isn't she

Brandon, Big Flamboyant Gay™️, his purpose is to make money and get dick

Maisie, lesbian, concerned for everyone's sanity tbh

Gebrah, bi, makes heart eyes at her gf uwu

Gene, pan, you can tear poly fixins from my cold dead hands also he OwO

Mike Soup, pan, looks stern but would literally fuck a spaceship that's how much he misses his bf

Ernie Goondis, Big Gay™️, contact deprived and abused shane let me give the man a hug

Garce, nonbinary, this peach did nothing wrong why did they have to die

#.png #originalpost #buzzfeed unsolved #the hotdaga #picrew #hotdaga human!au #hotdaga headcanons #dan bfu #rebecca bfu #pam bfu #brandon bfu #maizey bfu #gebrah bfu #gene bfu #mike soup bfu #dr. goondis bfu #garce bfu

[ghoulboyboos]

Anyway Dr. Goondis doesn’t have the feathers roosters have, he looks much more like a hen, but he uses he/him pronouns so therefore Dr. Ernesto Goondis is trans and nobody probably knew until he came out of his shell and because the characters of the Hot Daga are rich and adored nobody went “But you’re a hen not a rooster” but rather just went “Oh hey Ernie good to see ya.”

#the hot daga #hot daga #dr. goondis #just sayin

[maizra]

Ernie? If you’re still doing those!

give me a character and i’ll tell you my headcanon for:

i love u chinken boy

What they smell like: like…… expensive cologne, and sweat. 

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he sleeps like a rock, and by that i mean its very hard to wake him and also he curls up in a little ball. now then. do u mind if i chickensoup this? im gunna chickensoup it. 

everyone thinks he’s such a morning person. first thing they see of him in the morning is this bouncy happy man ready to take on the day. so cheerful. they think, oh, this man must be a morning person.

this is a lie.

the only person who knows this is a lie is mike. because mike has watched him force himself out of bed, a grouchy and grumbly mess. bitter. no words except ‘urghghgughg’ and ‘why, sunshine?’

the ernie everyone else has seen is an ernesto goondis who has been up for two hours and has had two cups of coffee. 

ernesto goondis forces himself to be a morning person and mike is fascinated and a bit concerned.

What music they enjoy: the man loves fuckin’ oldies!!!

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: WELL. the better part of two hours. like….. his morning routine isn’t even that much. he just takes so damn long doing everything. 

Their favorite thing to collect: hm…. he has a bunch of useless kitchen gadgets….. and i’m counting this as collecting but every time he sees a cat in public he gives it a name and if the situation is right he tries to befriend it. 

i’ll be real this is just based on a chicken we had when i was sixteen who would always run up to the cat who would sit on the fence and just…. watch…. never attack… just watching….. anyways. miss u chuck. 

Left or right-handed: left handed!!

Religion (if any): :/

Favorite sport: does this man even know what a sport is. we’ll say basketball only because eggboy was voiced by lovely ryan who i guess is basketballboy.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): idk…….. i think he’d like going to local shops and just checking out all that stuff…..

Favorite kind of weather: not rain i’ll tell u that. hmmm… i think he does like just after the rain though, when everything smells fresh and sometimes there’s rainbows. 

A weird/obscure fear they have: how many hotdaga refs can i throw into the fears. he does’t eat chili because it freaks him out. (also because he’s vegetarian.)

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: milk bottles……… yeah.

#answered #anon #i love my chicken son

[volcano-eats-your-wife]

in a goondis mood today

#hot daga #hotdaga #hot daga fanart #hotdaga fanart #dr goondis #doctor goondis #goondis #ernie goondis #ernie gordon goondis #bfu #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed unsolved fanart

[mikesoup]

Chicken soup reunion

When Mike Soup saw his old friend Dr Goondis for the first time in years,he felt... strange. He shouldn't have felt strange! He should have felt relaxed and he should have been enjoying himself! But he couldn't help but feel hurt. Deep inside a part of Mike was aching,and he couldn't remember why.

A few days later,the drug had worn off. Maybe Mike is naturally full of rage it couldn't mess with his mind anymore. Mike realized how horrible the situation was and that they had to get off O-nion,if they were to stay forever,the Dark Master would surely murder them all.

He ran throughout the resort trying to find at least one of his friends so they could make a plan, preferably Maizey,but he didn't really care at that point. He turned a corner and saw the last person he wanted to talk to while completely sober and not on that awful drug.

Looking over a balcony was none other than Mike's former partner in crime (and partner in general) was Dr. Ernesto Gordon Goondis. His heart ached again,and this time he knew why.

Goondis looked over the balcony, admiring the view of space from the station. He was up late again,and the drug he had been given had almost completely worn off. He assumed him trying to resist eventually made it go away. Goondis looked up at the stars, thinking of his time as an egg, his mind scrambled (forgive the pun) by the Dark Master's magic. It was terrifying. When he first arrived on Tomat-0,the pluppes were so kind to him,and they were all like family. But then one day, Goondis remembered waking up and the plupples that surrounded him looked afraid,even smeech! He couldn't remember what had happened,it happened to him most days really. Goondis couldn't remember a goof chunk of his time on Tomat-0. He didn't like the chill drug for the same reason,it made him forget things,and made him feel not in control of himself. Goondis needed to clear his head so he came outside. He heard someone behind him. Goondis turned around and there was Mike Soup, someone Goondis truly didn't want to see.

"Hey, Goondis how've you been since we last formally talked?" Mike asked, hopeful to start a conversation.

"How many children,Mike?"

"Wh-"

"How many women and children were on that ship we blew up? Do you know, Mike?"

His time on Tomat-0 hadn't been the only thing he was thinking of.

"Goondis if you want to talk about the war I-"

"You what,Mike? You feel bad? You wanna change it somehow? It's already done, Mike. You can't change anything. Technically, I'm dead and you're a war criminal. How are we supposed to go from there?"

"Ernie we didn't have any other choice! We would have died if I hadn't destroyed the Chili Pope's space ship!"

"So? Two lives versus hundreds! So many people were on that ship Mike! Maybe if you thought about your actions for once in your life maybe they'd be alive today! No, you know what? It's a surprise I liked someone as selfish as you,I thought you would change but time and time again I was proven wrong."

Mike turned away so Goondis wouldn't see him about to cry, "Fine then,next time you get in a life threatening situation I won't be there to save you." And with that Mike walked back to his room. Goondis had tears in his eyes as he watched one of the most important people in his life walk away in anger. He probably needed to fix this,maybe in the morning.

(on ao3 here)

#ahhh anon thank #im not sorry #chicken soup #hotdaga fic #hotdaga #:))))

[bigfootfucker42069]

Dr. Goondis’ first name is Ernie

#hotdaga

[thestarshipminestrone]

can we let ernie goondis just go off on joblet, can we have a scene of goondis just tearing into joblet, can we let him peck that idiot peach's pit clean, can we please make a cobbler out of his flesh, can we PLEASE do at least that? just one last scene....

#hotdaga #the hotdaga #ernie goondis #dr. goondis #joblet

[maizra]

i’m going through the diagram and i like how basically every time goondis is written about he’s just called ernie i love that

#hotdaga #mine