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bellaxcullen · 2 days ago
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Rosalie: I need you to swear-
Emmett: fuck
Rosalie: …
Rosalie: Swear as in promise
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twilitty · 2 days ago
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Do you think the Cullens would like amusement parks?
I think it depends on the Cullen. Let's discuss it!
Carlisle
no
his children (*cough cough* Emmett + Bella) use it as an excuse to bully Edward
Edward doesn't deserve that treatment. He is so good and kind and wonderful
one time watched Edward fall three stories from the top of a ride and had to run to the hospital so he could use his Doctor Influence to get him out before they tried to put an IV in him or take his pulse or something
Esme
yes
loves to watch Reneneneneneneenenenenesme have a good time
loves to watch Emmett and Bella bonding
she doesn't know why Emmett and Bella enjoy the amusement park so much, but she's happy they're happy
loves to hear the children giggling and having a good time
Rosalie
yes
loves to watch Edward die of humiliation
loves to watch Renenenneneenennenenenennenenenenenensme have a good time
goes on the kid rides with Esme so they can watch the children have fun and laugh
Emmett
hell yes
he is truly chaotic
one time unbuckled Edward while on a loopty loop
that was the seventh best day of his month
one time convinced Edward to eat a corndog
one time witnessed Edward lose at every arcade game... even those scam ones.
convinced Alice that dresses are suitable amusement park attire. then watched her buy sweatpants from the park gift store and walk around with dare devil on her butt the entire time. the pants were hot pink. she was not happy.
broke those punching bags at the arcade in front of a bunch of little kids then blamed it on Edward
Edward got kicked out of the park
Alice
no
doesn't enjoy the rides
one time had to wear hot pink sweatpants with dare devil on the ass because Emmett convinced her she could wear a dress
one time had a vision that Edward yacked up a corndog behind a food truck... she tried to warn him but was too late
Jasper
yes and no
he enjoys the excitement and feeling all of the happy emotions of the humans
there are a lot of humans... when he does go he can't go for long because he tends to get a little hungry
Edward
no, he's a killjoy
he doesn't feel like he deserves to feel happy or experience anything enjoyable (he thinks he's like satan reincarnated or whatever, we all know this) so he sits stoically
one time Emmett and Bella unlatched his buckle on a loopty loop and he fell three stories
it was humiliating
he now refuses to go on roller coasters
Bella
Only if she's going with Emmett.
not a fan of crowds or loud noises so, by default, she doesn't like it
when she and Emmett go she truly goes full chaos twins
one time helped Emmett unlatch Edwards buckle on one of the loopty loops and watched Edward fall three stories to the ground
he had to act injured to not blow their cover. had to go in an ambulance to the hospital and everything
Reneneneneesme
Yeah. it makes her feel more human and she likes to feel like she has some connection to her mortal side
she will occasionally go with her school friends, and even tho it's not very scary for her (she's raised w vampires and met the Volturi at like 3 weeks/8 years old) she still pretends to be super scared
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railmerosalie · 8 months ago
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If the people of Forks made memes:
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Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
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This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
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twinaissance · a year ago
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vampiresintheattic · 3 months ago
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I really would’ve liked if Bella had a special interest in history and fashion and antiques cause like imagine the Cullens don’t get discovered by solely because of Edward but because Bella notices shit about their clothes and how they talk and is like “huh.” And also I think the Cullens forgetting how time works since they’re immortal and don’t sleep is just a funny concept
- she’s like “hey Edward does your family go antiquing” and he’s like “uh no why do you ask” “oh it’s just your sister Rosalie’s broach is from the 1957 spring collection of-”
- “why is your edition of Macbeth from 1911?”
- “does it bother you that your brother Jasper calls it the war of northern aggression like wtf is that”
- “yknow Emmett asked me if Charlie was a soldier in World War II”
- “Alice just asked me if I watch I Love Lucy on the tube? Is she being ironic?”
- “Ever notice how your dad says thou sometimes?” And “When I was at the hospital I saw him cross ‘hysteria’ out of my patient notes”
- “your mom must really like Gibson girl updos, she’s always sporting one at the store”
- “I’m like sixty percent the sweater you’re wearing was dyed using arsenic”
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rosaliesbigtiddygothgf · 2 months ago
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just need everyone to know that edward cullen was the audition for bruce wayne
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bellasforgottenjansport · 9 months ago
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Carlisle after receiving a call from the school saying that Emmett drop kicked Edward across the football field while Jasper did 58 consecutive backflips in the cafeteria and Alice and Rosalie had a dance off that leveled the Gym:
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bellasuglyskirt · 6 months ago
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pixielike · a month ago
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smeyer: Jessica Stanley is EVIL, she is a two-faced bitch and a pervert!
Jessica, a literal normal average teenage girl:
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katie-huon · 5 months ago
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Painting nails. Heres a quick sketch of the twilight goils.
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Breaking Dawn, but if Bella was allowed to choose the furniture for the cottage in the woods:
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SMEYER: Well let’s just have Jacob imprint on Bella’s baby that way we can wrap up his love life and he stays in the story.
Everyone else:
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machikono · a year ago
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insanevampiregirl · 6 months ago
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One for each side
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milf-source · 3 months ago
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1k followers celebration ★ favorite fictional character ↳ Esme Cullen in the Twilight Saga
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rosaliesbigtiddygothgf · 2 months ago
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today i offer you this
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twinaissance · 2 months ago
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I’m literally screaming here
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acewardcullen · 3 months ago
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Happy Valentines Day Twilight fans
I made you these presents lol
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If you have a line you want on a card like this send me an ask and I'll try to make it for you
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edwardsshinyvolvo · 3 months ago
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when are we going to talk about the terrifying antique doll in the cullen’s kitchen
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