#esme cullen

[bellaxcullen]

Rosalie: I need you to swear-

Emmett: fuck

Rosalie: …

Rosalie: Swear as in promise

#eclipse #edward cullen #twilight #alice cullen #bella cullen #bella swan #breaking dawn #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #the twilight saga #new moon #twilight saga #twilightcore #renesmee cullen #twilight meme #jacob black #twilight renaissance #incorrect quotes

[twilitty]

Do you think the Cullens would like amusement parks?

I think it depends on the Cullen. Let's discuss it!

Carlisle

no

his children (*cough cough* Emmett + Bella) use it as an excuse to bully Edward

Edward doesn't deserve that treatment. He is so good and kind and wonderful

one time watched Edward fall three stories from the top of a ride and had to run to the hospital so he could use his Doctor Influence to get him out before they tried to put an IV in him or take his pulse or something

Esme

yes

loves to watch Reneneneneneneenenenenesme have a good time

loves to watch Emmett and Bella bonding

she doesn't know why Emmett and Bella enjoy the amusement park so much, but she's happy they're happy

loves to hear the children giggling and having a good time

Rosalie

yes

loves to watch Edward die of humiliation

loves to watch Renenenneneenennenenenennenenenenenensme have a good time

goes on the kid rides with Esme so they can watch the children have fun and laugh

Emmett

hell yes

he is truly chaotic

one time unbuckled Edward while on a loopty loop

that was the seventh best day of his month

one time convinced Edward to eat a corndog

one time witnessed Edward lose at every arcade game... even those scam ones.

convinced Alice that dresses are suitable amusement park attire. then watched her buy sweatpants from the park gift store and walk around with dare devil on her butt the entire time. the pants were hot pink. she was not happy.

broke those punching bags at the arcade in front of a bunch of little kids then blamed it on Edward

Edward got kicked out of the park

Alice

no

doesn't enjoy the rides

one time had to wear hot pink sweatpants with dare devil on the ass because Emmett convinced her she could wear a dress

one time had a vision that Edward yacked up a corndog behind a food truck... she tried to warn him but was too late

Jasper

yes and no

he enjoys the excitement and feeling all of the happy emotions of the humans

there are a lot of humans... when he does go he can't go for long because he tends to get a little hungry

Edward

no, he's a killjoy

he doesn't feel like he deserves to feel happy or experience anything enjoyable (he thinks he's like satan reincarnated or whatever, we all know this) so he sits stoically

one time Emmett and Bella unlatched his buckle on a loopty loop and he fell three stories

it was humiliating

he now refuses to go on roller coasters

Bella

Only if she's going with Emmett.

not a fan of crowds or loud noises so, by default, she doesn't like it

when she and Emmett go she truly goes full chaos twins

one time helped Emmett unlatch Edwards buckle on one of the loopty loops and watched Edward fall three stories to the ground

he had to act injured to not blow their cover. had to go in an ambulance to the hospital and everything

Reneneneneesme

Yeah. it makes her feel more human and she likes to feel like she has some connection to her mortal side

she will occasionally go with her school friends, and even tho it's not very scary for her (she's raised w vampires and met the Volturi at like 3 weeks/8 years old) she still pretends to be super scared

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[railmerosalie]

If the people of Forks made memes:

Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it

This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy

#twilight #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #edward and bella #twilight memes #fuck smeyer #smut #memes #twilight renaissance #emmett cullen #rosalie cullen #alice cullen #jasper hale #carlise cullen #esme cullen #breaking dawn #jessica stanley #twilight saga #twilight shitpost #twilight rennaisance #twilight revival

[twinaissance]

#twilight memes #twilight #twilight renaissance #Edward Cullen #Carlisle Cullen #same cullen #Rene #esme cullen #Alice cullen #Bella swan #Jacob black

[vampiresintheattic]

I really would’ve liked if Bella had a special interest in history and fashion and antiques cause like imagine the Cullens don’t get discovered by solely because of Edward but because Bella notices shit about their clothes and how they talk and is like “huh.” And also I think the Cullens forgetting how time works since they’re immortal and don’t sleep is just a funny concept

- she’s like “hey Edward does your family go antiquing” and he’s like “uh no why do you ask” “oh it’s just your sister Rosalie’s broach is from the 1957 spring collection of-”

- “why is your edition of Macbeth from 1911?”

- “does it bother you that your brother Jasper calls it the war of northern aggression like wtf is that”

- “yknow Emmett asked me if Charlie was a soldier in World War II”

- “Alice just asked me if I watch I Love Lucy on the tube? Is she being ironic?”

- “Ever notice how your dad says thou sometimes?” And “When I was at the hospital I saw him cross ‘hysteria’ out of my patient notes”

- “your mom must really like Gibson girl updos, she’s always sporting one at the store”

- “I’m like sixty percent the sweater you’re wearing was dyed using arsenic”

#personal #Bella swan #headcanon #twilight #Edward Cullen #Carlisle cullen #Esme cullen #Emmett cullen #Rosalie hale #jasper hale #Alice cullen

[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

just need everyone to know that edward cullen was the audition for bruce wayne

#twilight #the batman #batman #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #eclipse #twilight renaissance #new moon #alice cullen #carlisle cullen #breaking dawn #rosalie hale #esme cullen #jasper hale #zoe kravitz #catwoman #bruce wayne

[bellasforgottenjansport]

Carlisle after receiving a call from the school saying that Emmett drop kicked Edward across the football field while Jasper did 58 consecutive backflips in the cafeteria and Alice and Rosalie had a dance off that leveled the Gym:

#jasper cullen x reader #jasper cullen #jacob black #Jacob black x reader #twilight #Carlisle Cullen #Esme Cullen #Alice Cullen #new moon #breaking dawn #Edward Cullen #Emmett Cullen #Carlisle Cullen x reader #Emmett Cullen x reader #twilight x reader #Alice Cullen x reader #twilight incorrect quotes #Esme Cullen x reader #Rosalie hale x reader #Volturi #uley pack x reader

[your-mind-is-a-stream-of-colors]

#thank you goodnight #twilight renewal #twilight #alice cullen #rosalie hale #edward cullen #jasper whitlock #Emmett Cullen #esme cullen #the cullens #dumb but I did it

[bellasuglyskirt]

#twilight #twilight renaissance #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #breaking dawn 2 #midnight sun #twilight saga #the twilight saga #the cullens #renesmee cullen #alice cullen #esme cullen #edward cullen #bella swan #carlisle cullen #emmett cullen #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #Rosalie hale

[pixielike]

smeyer: Jessica Stanley is EVIL, she is a two-faced bitch and a pervert!

Jessica, a literal normal average teenage girl:

#twilight saga #jessica stanley #twilight humans #bella swan #twilight #carlisle cullen #twilight renaissance #jasper hale #emmett cullen #edward cullen #rosalie hale #alice cullen #the twilight saga #bella x edward #edbella #edythe cullen #angela weber #esme cullen #twilight fanfiction

[katie-huon]

Painting nails. Heres a quick sketch of the twilight goils.

#Twilight #Rosalie Hale #Alice Cullen #Esme Cullen #renesmee cullen #Bella Swan

[a-little-theatrical-back-then]

Breaking Dawn, but if Bella was allowed to choose the furniture for the cottage in the woods:

#twilight #breaking dawn #the cullens #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight saga #jacob black #carlise cullen #esme cullen #alice cullen #twilight meme

[itsjustalittlebaby-possibly]

SMEYER: Well let’s just have Jacob imprint on Bella’s baby that way we can wrap up his love life and he stays in the story.

Everyone else:

#twilight #rotisserie #resume #bella swan #edward cullen #jasper hale #esme cullen #jacob black #carlisle cullen #twilight shitposts #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #twilight memes #twilightfandom #charlie swan

[machikono]

#twilight #the twilight saga #the twilight series #bella swan #edward cullen #eclipse #esme cullen #alice cullen #carlisle cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #emmett cullen

[insanevampiregirl]

One for each side

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[milf-source]

1k followers celebration ★ favorite fictional character ↳ Esme Cullen in the Twilight Saga

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[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

today i offer you this

#i’m crying #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #eclipse #twilight renaissance #new moon #alice cullen #carlisle cullen #breaking dawn #rosalie hale #esme cullen #jasper hale

[twinaissance]

I’m literally screaming here

#twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight carlisle #twilight memes #carlisle cullen #jasper cullen #rosalie cullen #esme cullen #cullen #alice cullen #edward cullen #carlisle #bella swan #emmett cullen #esme #twilight saga #elizabeth reaser #peter carlisle #bella cullen

[acewardcullen]

Happy Valentines Day Twilight fans

I made you these presents lol

If you have a line you want on a card like this send me an ask and I'll try to make it for you

#twilight #twilight saga #valentines day #valentine cards #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black #emmett cullen #alice cullen #jasper hale #carlisle cullen #memes #twilight renaissance #rosalie hale #esme cullen #leah clearwater #those three are in a reblog

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

when are we going to talk about the terrifying antique doll in the cullen’s kitchen

#???? #twilight 2008 #esme cullen #emmett cullen #carlisle cullen #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #the twilight renaissance #twilight imagine #twilight revival #🩸