#esme gigi genevieve squalor

[incorrectbreakfastclub]

This is a spectrum and I'm on it.

#the breakfast club #breakfast club #allison reynolds #heartstopper #solitare alice oseman #tori spring #victoria spring #the addams family #wednesday #wednsday addams #a series of unfortunate events #esme gigi genevieve squalor #esme squalor

[sixty-silver-wishes]

My take on Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor, the city’s sixth most important financial advisor!

#a series of unfortunate events #art #drawing #asoue #esme squalor #esme gigi genevieve squalor

[reptilesroom]

#esme squalor #georgina orwell #eswell #esme gigi genevieve squalor #doctor orwell #asoue

[dailycostumelove]

Lucy Punch and Neil Patrick Harris as Esme Squalor and Count Olaf in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2018)

Costumes by Cynthia Ann Summers

#costume design #costumes #film #movies #television #lucy punch #neil patrick harris #esme gigi genevieve squalor #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #Netflix #the slippery slope

[thermodynamic-comedian]

a thing i noticed while rewatching asoue.

ok so. there's this consistent theme of count olaf not being able to work with other villains, right? and that was always implied to be because he's bad at teamwork (a traditional bad guy trait), and just kind of left at that.

BUT. HERE'S THE THING:

olaf being bad at teamwork makes perfect sense for his character. he's extremely self-centered, and never really had that "other people exist in the same way as me" realization that most people go through during their childhood. in other words, he completely lacks any sense of sonder, which is why he won't hesitate to leave someone the second they deviate from his plan.

but ohh no, that's not all.

see, another thing i noticed is that the reoccuring reason for other villains ditching olaf/olaf ditching other villains is a lack of understanding.

esmé and olaf never worked well together, because their motives were so different; esmé just wanted her sugar bowl back, meanwhile what olaf was seeking was much more complex: both a material good (the baudelaire fortune), but also a symbolic, indirect revenge on beatrice baudelaire for her involvement in his father's death. the reason the two couldn't work together was because they couldn't understand each other's perspectives.

it's even more interesting of a pattern when it comes to olaf and carmelita: in my head, it seems like olaf genuinely was reminded of a younger version of himself at first, but got irritated when she was too much like a younger version of himself (no experiance of the real word, spoiled rotten), from before his father died. in other words, a version of himself that was still in that place of privilege that he'd lost with his father. so olaf wasn't just annoyed with carmelita's entitlement, her presence and personality reminded him of what he'd lost and how that loss had changed him.

overall, i think a lot of olaf's actions have this theme of not having a lot, or having lost a lot. his house, his outfits, all of it indicates that at this point in his life, he's at his lowest. his dad's status implies he grew up in a place of privilege, but his life quickly went downhill afterwards.

i think that that's, to some degree, the reason he hates displays of wealth or wellness so much. even on a moral basis: he openly criticizes members of vfd for their perceived moral pureness or goody two shoes attitudes, because he sees it as dishonest. he's seen the bad side of vfd, and no longer has any sympathy for the "good" side. but beyond that, i think he envies their morality, since it's something he never had despite being raised the same way.

i also think that maybe olaf feels like he was never given a fair chance to do the right thing, since he was approached by the man with the beard but no hair and the woman with the hair but no beard right after his father's death, when he was emotionally vulnerable and easy to manipulate. he thinks that this means that he had no real choice, and is therefore not responsible for his actions.

but vfd members that have been through similar tragedies (the snicket siblings, larry, monty, josephine, etc) and still continue to do the right thing constantly remind olaf that the problem is his own nature (irresponsible, emotional, irrational, morally bankrupt) making him easy to manipulate, not just the circumstances of his life. their very existance proves that he had just as much of a fair chance as anyone else; that's why he hates them so much. he doesn't want to be responsible for his actions.

uhhh this got very off-track, and turned into me just analyzing count olaf's character, but oh well-

#fritz rambles too much #asoue #asoue headcanon #asoue netflix #count olaf #carmelita spats #esme gigi genevieve squalor #lemony snicket #snicketverse #vfd #volunteer fire department #aunt josephine #montgomery montgomery #sugar bowl generation #sugar bowl gen #larry your waiter #the snicket siblings #kit snicket #jacques snicket #character analysis #tw caps #beatrice baudelaire #the baudelaire orphans

[ray-theoretical-trucker]

olaf/esme.

day 7. free space.

it's a part of woevember, an asoue fanwork event by @asouefanworkevent ☆

#woevember #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #esme squalor #esme gigi genevieve squalor #count olaf #aesthetic #ray on the way #asoue netflix

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

#asoue #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #esme gigi genevieve squalor #esmé gigi genevieve squalor #esme squalor #esmé squalor #shitpost #poll #tumblr sexywoman

[miszmal]

the Queen bee baby

pray that you may be left on your own

x

#some eggs for y’all this morning #esme squalor #esme gigi genevieve squalor #asoue #digital #firealpaca #sugarbowl gen

[milf-lover42]

Some people enjoy media the normal amount. Not me no sir. Nuh uh. I spend hours going crazy trying to figure out characters handwriting!!! How does Agatha Harkness write her name? I know! How does Esmé Squalor sign her name vs how does she initial things? I have it figured out! How does Georgina Orwell’s G compare to Esmé’s? I know that, too! If I don’t have one of my ladies handwriting figured out… know it plagues me. It haunts me. I will figure it out.

#normal normal normal #will I ever figure out Misty Quigley’s?? #no idea!!! #I am doomed to think though!! #agatha harkness #georgina orwell #esme squalor #esme gigi genevieve squalor #milk talks #milk goes insane

[dabs-into-oblivion]

pov you are Carmelita Spats and your parents are real cakesniffers so you get yourself adopted by these villains instead

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #a series of unfortunate events #count olaf #esme squalor #esme gigi genevieve squalor #bg3 oc #posts into oblivion

[two-minute-notice]

me and Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor are married (real) (not clickbait)

[somewhat-bored]

For the ten character ask game:

Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf, Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor, Carmelita Spats, Isadora Quagmire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire, Mr. Poe

Marry: Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor, the city's sixth most important financial advisor, for the sole purpose of bragging rights and the fact that she may steal all of my financial assets in a dramatic yet fashionable manner.

Drink Tea With: Violet seems like the kind of person who I would enjoy drinking tea with, even though I don't like tea.

Party With: Isadora and I would just chill in a corner and silently judge every other party-goer.

Kiss: Eh I don't really know, I don't really view anyone on the list romantically.

Go out on a date with: Read the former, but I would like to hang out with Duncan at a library or park.

Push Down the Stairs: Olaf. Preferably on the top flight of a building.

Slap: Olaf once more. Is it a bad idea? Probably. Would it be worth it? Absolutely.

Invade The Dreams of: Invade as in I can walk into their dreams and watch the random stuff going on and alter it, or invade as in they're dreaming about me? If it's the first one then probably Quigley, I feel like he would have the weirdest dreams and I'd laugh my ass off.

Take a nap with: Klaus is probably the most relaxed out of the bunch.

Rob: Mr. Poe. At his workplace.

#asoue #ask game #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #isadora quagmire #quigley quagmire #duncan quagmire #esme squalor #count olaf

[acacia-may]

Bye Bye Writer's Block Headcanons Game *Running Masterlist*

Masterlist of all headcanons for the "Bye Bye Writer's Block Headcanons Game" organized by fandom then by character or relationship in alphabetical order.

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

🔵CANON CHARACTER

Arthur Poe: 🧡 (Childhood/Backstory) & 💚 (General)

Carmelita Spats: 🧡(Childhood/Backstory) & 💝 (Future)

Count Olaf: 💘(Romance) & 💙(Hurt/Comfort)

Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor: ❤️‍🔥 (Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions), 🧡 (Childhood/Backstory) & 💚 (General)

Gustav Sebald: 🧡💙💖

Jacquelyn Scieszka: 🧡 (Childhood/Backstory), 💚(General), & 💝 (Future)

Monty Montgomery: 🧡 (Childhood/Backstory), 🤍 (Fluff), & ❤️‍🔥 (Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions)

Sunny Baudelaire: 💛 (Friendship), 💚 (General), & 🧡 (Childhood/Backstory)

🟢PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Baudelaire Family: 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💖(Alternate Universe), & 💚(General)

Denouement Triplets [Frank Denouement, Ernest Denouement, & Dewey Denouement] (Family): 🖤(Angst), 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), and 💙 (Hurt/Comfort)

Esme Squalor & Carmelita Spats (Found Family): 💚❤️❤️‍🔥

(Netflix) Fernald & Sunny Baudelaire (Friendship): 💚 (General), 💙(Hurt/Comfort), & 💝(Future)

Jacquelyn Scieszka & [Netflix] Olivia Caliban (Friendship): 💛💚

Lemony Snicket & Count Olaf (Friendship): 🧡(Childhood/Backstory) & 🖤 (Angst)

Quagmire Triplets [Quigley Quagmire, Duncan Quagmire & Isadora Quagmire] (Family): 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💗(Family), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Snicket Siblings [Jacques Snicket, Kit Snicket & Lemony Snicket] (Family): 💙(Hurt/Comfort),🧡(Childhood/Backstory), &❤️ (Secrets)

🔴ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

Dewey Denouement x Kit Snicket (Romance): 💕(As Parents),💚(General), & 🧡 (Childhood/Backstory)

(Netflix) Jacques Snicket x (Netflix) Olivia Caliban (Romance): 💘(Romance),💙(Hurt/Comfort), & 💖(Alternate Universe)

Lemony Snicket x Beatrice: 🧡(Childhood/Backstory),🖤(Angst), & 💙(Hurt/Comfort)

BLACK CLOVER

🔵CANON CHARACTER

Acier Silva: 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), 💙(Hurt/Comfort), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Alecdora Sandler: 💚(General), 💘 (Romance), & 💙 (Hurt/Comfort)

Dorothy Unsworth: 💚(General),💖(Alternate Universe), & 💕(As a Parent)

Fuegoleon Vermillion:🧡(Childhood/Backstory), ❤️‍🔥(Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions), & 💝(Future)

Jack The Ripper: 💚(General), ❤️‍🔥 (Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions) & 💛 (Friendship)

Langris Vaude: 💖 (Alternate Universe) & ❤️ (Secrets)

Kaiser Granvorka: 💚(General) & 🧡(Childhood/Backstory)

Klaus Lunettes: 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), 💚 (General), & 💝(Future)

Orsi Orfai: 🧡(Childhood/Backstory),💚 (General), & ❤️(Secrets)

Rebecca Scarlett: 🧡(Childhood/Backstory),💚(General), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Rill Bosimortier: ❤️‍🔥💙💚

Sally: 💚❤️❤️‍🔥💝

Sister Lily: 🧡💚💖

🟠ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Solara Equinox (OC belonging to @/thoughtfullyrainynightmare): 💚(General), 🖤(Angst), & ❤️‍🔥(Hopes/Dreams)

🟢PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Acier Silva & Nozel Silva (Family): 💙🤍💚

Asta, Mimosa Vermillion, & Zora Ideale (Friendship): 💛(Friendship), 💙 (Hurt/Comfort), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Asta & Yuno (Friendship/Family): 💛(Friendship), 💙(Hurt/Comfort), & 🧡 (Backstory)

Finral Roulacase, Hamon Caseus, & Leopold Vermillion (Friendship): 💛(Friendship), 💚 (General), & 💖(Alternate Universe)

Finral Roulacase & Langris Vaude (Family): 💚(General), 💝 (Future), & 🤍 (Fluff)

Fuegoleon & Salamander (Friendship): 💙💛💚

Gauche Adlai, Grey, & Gordon Agrippa (Friendship): 💛💙💚

Jack The Ripper & Yami Sukehiro (Friendship): 💛(Friendship) , 💚 (General) & 💙 (Hurt/Comfort)

Kirsch Vermillion, Magna Swing & Sol Marron (Friendship): 💛💚💖

Kirsh Vermillion & Mimosa Vermillion (Family): 💚(General), 💙 (Hurt/Comfort), & 🤍 (Fluff)

Klaus Lunettes, Mimosa Vermillion, & Yuno (Friendship): 💚(General), 💛 (Friendship), & 💙 (Hurt/Comfort)

Klaus Lunettes & Asta (Friendship): ❤️(Secrets), 💙 (Hurt/Comfort), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Klaus Lunettes, Lucky Voltia, & Puli (Friendship): 💛(Friendship) & 💚 (General)

Leopold Vermillion & Dorothy Unsworth (Friendship): 💛🤍💚

Leopold Vermillion & Fuegoleon Vermillion (Family):💙(Hurt/Comfort),🖤(Angst), & 💗 (Family)

Leopold Vermillion & Mereoleona Vermillion (Family): 🖤(Angst)

Leopold Vermillion & Mereoleona Vermillion (Family): 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 🤍(Fluff), & ❤️‍🔥 (Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions)

Mimosa Vermillion & Noelle Silva (Family): 💚(General), 🤍(Fluff), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Nacht Faust & Morgen Faust (Family): 💚(General),💙(Hurt/Comfort), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Nozel Silva & Fuegoleon Vermillion (Friendship): ❤️💛💙

Nozel Silva & Noelle Silva (Family): 💙 (Hurt/Comfort),🤍(Fluff), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Rill Boismortier & Walter (Family): 🧡(Childhood/Backstory),💚(General), & 🤍 (Fluff)

Vanessa Enoteca & Dorothy Unsworth (Friendship): 💛(Friendship),💚(General), & 💖(Alternate Universe)

Yami Sukehiro & Charmy Pappitson (Friendship): 💙🤍🖤

Yami Sukehiro & William Vangeance (Friendship): 💛💙💖💚(General)

Yosuga & Mereoleona: 💛(Friendship), 💚(General), & 💖(Future)

🔴ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

David Swallow x Letoile Becquerel (Romance): 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), 💚(General), & 💘 (Romance)

Fanzell Kruger x Dominante Code (Romance): 💚(General), 💘(Romance), &💗(Family)

Finral Roulacase x Finesse Calmreich (Romance): 💚 (General), 💝 (Future) & 💖(Alternate Universe)

Finral Roulacase x Finesse Calmreich (Romance): 💙💘💕

Finral Roulacase x Vanessa Enoteca (Romance): 💕 (As Parents) & 💖(Alternate Universe)

Gadjah x Lolopetchka (Romance): 💙(Hurt/Comfort),💘 (Romance), &💖(Alternate Universe)

Gauche Adlai x Grey (Romance): 🤍💙💕

Kaiser Granvorka x His Wife (Romance): 🧡(Backstory), 🤍 (Fluff), & 💘 (Romance)

Langris Vaude x Finesse Calmreich (Romance): 💖 (Alternate Universe) & 🤍 (Fluff)

Licht x Tetia Silvamillion Clover (Romance): 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💚(General), & 💘 (Romance)

Lumiere Silvamillion Clover x Secre Swallowtail (Romance): ❤️ (Secrets), 💚 (General) & 💖(Alternate Universe)

Mars x Fana (Romance): 💙 (Hurt/Comfort), 💘(Romance), & 💝 (Future)

Nozel Silva x Vanessa Enoteca (Romance): 💕(As Parents),❤️‍🔥(Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions), & 💘 (Romance)

Nozel Silva x Vanessa Enoteca (Romance): 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💗 (Family), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Rill Boismortier x Charmy Pappitson (Romance): ❤️‍🔥(Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions),💝 (Future), &💖 (Alternate Universe)

Rill Boismortier x Charmy Pappitson (Romance): 💘(Romance), 💕(As Parents), & 💚 (General)

Yami Sukehiro x Charlotte Roselei (Romance): 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💘(Romance), & 💗(Family)

Yami Sukehiro x Charlotte Roselei (Romance): 💚(General), 🤍 (Fluff), & 💖(Alternate Universe)

DEMON SLAYER

🔵CANON CHARACTER

Yoriichi

🟢PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Free Space for a Brotp of my choice (Thank you, Anon! 🥰) : 💚(General), 💛(Friendship), & 💙 (Hurt/Comfort)

FAIRY TAIL

🔵CANON CHARACTER

Frosch: 🧡🤍💖

Gajeel Redfox: 💚(General),💝(Future), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Lucy Heartfilia: 💚(General),❤️‍🔥(Hopes & Dreams/Life Passions), &💕(As a Parent)

Makarov Dreyar: 🖤💙💚

Minerva Orland: 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💖 (Alternate Universe), & 💕(As a Parent)

Porlyusica: 💚(General), 🧡 (Childhood/Backstory), & 💝 (Future)

Rogue Cheney: 🖤 (Angst) &💘 (Romance)

Sting Eucliffe: 💚(General), 💕(As a Parent), & 💙(Hurt/Comfort)

Yuri Dreyar: 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), 💚(General), & 💘 (Romance)

🟢PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Aguria Sisters (Family): 💙 (Hurt/Comfort), 💝(Future), & 💖(Alternate Universe)

Gajeel Redfox & Juvia Lockser (Friendship):💛 (Friendship),🧡(Childhood/Backstory), & 💚(General)

Gajeel Redfox & Pantherlily (Friendship): 💛💙💝

Gildarts Clive & Cana Alberona (Family): 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💝 (Future), & 💚(General)

Lucy Heartfilia & Levy McGarden (Friendship): 💛(Friendship), 💚(General), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

Makarov Dreyar & Laxus Dreyar (Family): 🧡💙💗💖

Romeo & Macao (Family): 🧡💙💗

Strauss Siblings [Mirajane Strauss, Elfman Strauss, & Lisanna Strauss] (Family): 💚 (General), 🤍 (Fluff), & 💝 (Future)

Sting Eucliffe & Lector (Friendship): 🧡💙💝

Thunder God Tribe/Raijinshuu/Thunder Legion [Laxus Dreyar, Freed Justine, Bickslow, & Evergreen] (Friendship): 💛(Friendship), 💙(Hurt/Comfort), & 💝 (Future)

Wendy Marvel & Chelia Blendy (Friendship): 💝(Future),💖(Alternate Universe), & 💚(General)

🔴ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

Alzack Connell x Bisca Mulan (Connell) (Romance): 💕(As Parents),💗(Family), & 💘 (Romance)

Gray Fullbuster x Juvia Lockser (Romance): 💙(Hurt/Comfort), 💘(Romance), & 💕(As Parents)

Elfman Strauss x Evergreen (Romance): 💚(General), 💕(As Parents), & 💙 (Hurt/Comfort)

Erik/Cobra x Kinana (Romance): 💚(General),💝(Future), & 🤍 (Fluff)

Gajeel Redfox x Levy McGarden (Romance): 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), 💙 (Hurt/Comfort), & 💕 (As Parents)

Jellal Fernandes x Erza Scarlet (Romance): 🖤(Angst),💙(Hurt/Comfort), &🤍 (Fluff)

Natsu Dragneel x Lucy Heartfilia (Romance): 💚💕💝

Wally Buchanan x Millianna (Romance): 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), 💚(General), & 💝(Future)

Ren x Sherry (Romance): 💘💕💝🤍💗

HORRIBLE HISTORIES: THE MOVIE

🔴ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

Attilius Marinus x Orla (Romance): 💙 (Hurt/Comfort) & 🤍 (Fluff)

KAGUYA-SAMA LOVE IS WAR

🔴ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

Yu Ishigami x Miko Iino (Romance): 🧡(Childhood/Backstory), 💝(Future), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

YOUR TURN TO DIE

🔵CANON CHARACTER

Gashu Satou: 💚 (General) & 🖤 (Angst)

Kanna Kizuchi: ❤️‍🔥 (Hopes & Dreams), 💗 (Family), & 💖 (Alternate Universe)

🟢PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Kai Satou & Sei (Friendship & Family) (Many Thanks! 🥰 Also, *cries* 😭): 💛 (Friendship) & 💙(Hurt/Comfort)

#bye bye writer's block headcanons game #bye bye writer's block headcanons masterlist

[babeydollx]

i saw that you like asoue, who is your favorite character?

Uh.. Esme Gigi Genevieve Squalor ofc. Literally the only person who can pull off wearing a sea monster outfit

#esme squalor #asoue #ask me anything #get to know me #anon!

[mihotose]

esme gigi genevieve squalor. eggs. two of the names esme uses as luciana have the initials spam. spam and eggs. :/

#thanks to the person in tags i didnt even notice spam #gemitus #asoue

[ray-theoretical-trucker]

some of my esme/olaf headcanons.

they started to become closer afer the night at the opera cause they both had lost something and both felt very angry.

they became each other's support after this but didn't really date for a long time.

they both understand that their attraction to each other is a product of anger but neither of them feel strong enough to get rid of it until a certain point.

they kiss only when they're so angry they don't feel anything else. in the moments like that esme even likes the kisses, olaf doesn't enjoy it anyway. esme feels anger more often than he and sometimes she really thinks she might enjoy spending time with olaf. she's scared she might have fallen in love with him a little too deeply.

they kissed calm and softly once but neither of them liked it.

i wanted to write smth else but i forgot what exactly while i was writing......

some headcanons for woevember, an asoue fanwork event by @asouefanworkevent ☆

since i talked about kitlaf i thought that i might as well write down some esme/olaf headcanons :0

#im sorry if i made some grammar mistakes == #i might delete this post cause i dont fully like it but i tried to put in words some of hc and some of them just popped ip in my head #while i was writing #woevember #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #count olaf #asoue netflix #esme squalor #esme gigi genevieve squalor