#esmentiras

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Spiral domain where everybody but you speaks simlish

Plottwist you have auditory processing disorder and don't really notice much of a difference

#okay so i have mild APD so i would notice and most people would eventually but yall get the joke #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma #tma podcast #the eye #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the distortion #the spiral #esmentiras #michael shelley #helen richardson #its called im neurodivergent lmao #funtimes in the apocalypse i suppoee

[deermouth]

For the moon's lonely eyes, they see, they see.

#music #gazelle twin #i never finished my beholding playlist it was too much pressure #esmentiras i could get a lil silly with and use like lemon demon (i know. but it worked) and nero's day at disneyland and stuff #the beholding is not capable of getting silly with it. #anyways this is the first song on the partial thing #Youtube

[avatarofthebeholding]

I love that Michael is canonically described as seeming like this sweet, polite, tall blonde guy who buys flowers and goes to coffee shops and appears completely nonthreatening...yet is also the first monster to physically scar the Archivist. That dichotomy is just SO FITTING for The Spiral it’s perfect.

Ep 26 (Sasha):

Ep 47 (Helen):

Ep 74 (Lydia):

#tma #the magnus archives #the spiral #it is not what it is #esmentiras #the twisting deceit #the throat of delusion incarnate #michael tma #tma michael #michael the distortion #the distortion #distortion michael #michael distortion #tma 26 #26 a distortion #tma a distortion #tma 47 #47 a new door #tma a new door #tma 74 #74 fatigue #tma fatigue #sasha james #helen richardson #lydia halligan #michael is canonically a nonthreatening-looking monster #sir that’s my emotional support distortion #top

[ghostlybumblebee]

Michael Distortion has extreme BDE i’m sorry i don’t make the rules

#the magnus institute #magnus headcanons #magnus shitposting #Michael #michael shelley #the distortion #the spiral #it is not what it is #esmentiras #the twisting deceit #the 14 fears #michael mcfuckhands #fuckhands mcmike #tma #fuckhands mcmichael #michael distortion #big dick energy #bde

[equalseleventhirds]

Happy birthday!

thank you!

#esmentiras

[howtobake-remaking]

idk whihc magnum archive avatar i would be like im super scared of bugs in general but also being alone and my perception of reality being warped so its like the lonely and the spiral but also the stranger. if you gain these things powers cna you do shit with it. c

#.txt #also im looking at the wiki LMAO #THE SPIRAL IS ALSO CALLED ESMENTIRAS #HGIOPFSOIPGJDFOPGJ #straight up called its lies bitch

[mykingnamjoonie]

Crónicas de una estudiante frustrada

Si cumpliera la mitad de mis metas al estudiar, sería la primera de mi clase.

#escuela #medstudent #medicina #fisiopatologia #farmacologia #yamejormedoydebaja #delavida #esmentira #amomicarrera #cronicas

[christianrruiz]

@robinsharma “[…]. Es mentira que la gente productiva, próspera, que está en forma y es optimista obtuviese su fortuna gracias a la suerte. […]”. #The5amClub #ELCLUBDELAS5DELAMAÑANA #ROBINSHARMA #reforzarálanoción #creadorespoderosos #vida #grandesartistas #ambiciones #esmentira #genteproductiva #próspera #estáenforma #esoptimista #optimista #fortuna #graciasalasuerte #suerte #heinvertido #invertido #muchotiempo #invertidomuchotiempo #personas #erigieransusimperios #imperiosdedinero #vitalidad #influenciasocial #lasestrellas #estabanbienalineadas #estansolounmito #solounmito “—Esto reforzará la noción de que sois creadores poderosos de vuestra vida. Y grandes artistas que manejan sus ambiciones. Es mentira que la gente productiva, próspera, que está en forma y es optimista obtuviese su fortuna gracias a la suerte. He invertido mucho tiempo en asegurarme de que entendéis este punto. Que esas personas erigieran sus imperios de dinero, vitalidad e influencia social porque las estrellas estaban bien alineadas es tan solo un mito. […]”. PG362:PR10&PG363:PR1↑LN6[…]—0347-13/09/20 https://instagram.com/stories/christianrafaelruiz/2400718134765328053?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=s90ws8s8d1ka https://www.instagram.com/p/CFREpUmhqcP/?igshid=1xk4l92aybklx

#the5amclub #elclubdelas5delamañana #robinsharma #reforzarálanoción #creadorespoderosos #vida #grandesartistas #ambiciones #esmentira #genteproductiva #próspera #estáenforma #esoptimista #optimista #fortuna #graciasalasuerte #suerte #heinvertido #invertido #muchotiempo #invertidomuchotiempo #personas #erigieransusimperios #imperiosdedinero #vitalidad #influenciasocial #lasestrellas #estabanbienalineadas #estansolounmito #solounmito

[maxbatlle]

Miranda! | Santiago, Chile 🇨🇱 [04/05/2019] _____________________________________________________ #EsMentira #SinRestricciones #Miranda #Esmirandamiamor #teatrocaupolican #GigPhoto #concertphotography #concertphoto #concertphotographer #concert #musicphotography #musicphotographer #music #livemusicphotography #livemusicphotographer #livemusic #livephoto #livephotography #gigphotography #gigphotographer #gigphoto #htbarp #nikon #warbattle #photopitforever #bestphotos #picoftheday _____________________________________________________ © ᴍʌx ʙʌᴛʟʟᴇ | ɴᴏ ᴜsᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ | ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ʀᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ (at Teatro Caupolicán) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxHmlQyDmd6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mivbay9nrfoj

#esmentira #sinrestricciones #miranda #esmirandamiamor #teatrocaupolican #gigphoto #concertphotography #concertphoto #concertphotographer #concert #musicphotography #musicphotographer #music #livemusicphotography #livemusicphotographer #livemusic #livephoto #livephotography #gigphotography #gigphotographer #htbarp #nikon #warbattle #photopitforever #bestphotos #picoftheday

[sazandorable]

hey

psst

a lexicon note to Magnus fandom:

“The Spiral” = the power, also known as Esmentiras or whatever bad Spanish that was

“The Distortion” = the entity/monster/extension of the Spiral(/*imo not an avatar but that’s another vocabulary debate) occasionally known as Michael or Helen

Those words are not synonyms like Beholding and the Eye!

The Distortion and, conversely, its friend Gabe the Worker-in-Clay, are to the Spiral what the Piper is to the Slaughter, basically!

This has been a gentle PSA uwu

#the magnus archives

[book--wyrm]

Entities and their Kojima Names

Not sure I’d call any of these ‘normal‘, but they are certainly names that sound like names and not descriptors/phrases:

Esmentiras, Terminus, Asag, Mr Pitch

Calling what the entities do an occupation is mildly horrifying because if it turns out that the tangible manifestations of human fears also have to suffer under capitalism I might just die.

Anyways these are the names that felt most like they describe what the entities do on a daily basis:

Beholding, Forsaken, Death, Blackened Earth, Choke, Filth

No.

These are just Smirke’s names for the entities. You all know them: The Eye, The Spiral, The Lonely, The End, The Stranger, The Desolation, The Slaughter, The Vast, The Buried, The Dark, The Corruption, The Flesh, The Web, The Hunt, The Extinction

These are the names that would make you go “haha what” if you overheard someone say them in a coffee shop. Like, you’d probably assume it’s someone’s edgy OC:

The One Alone, The Lightless Flame, The Falling Titan, The World Without Us

The entities are always threatening, but if you heard these names in casual conversation with no context you’d still probably be like ‘yikes’:

Ceaseless Watcher, The Twisting Deceit, The Crawling Rot, Mother of Puppets, The Terrible Change

0 critical thinking required, these names tell you all you need to know about experiencing these entities:

It Is Not What It Is, I Do Not Know You, Too Close I Cannot Breath, The World Is Always Ending

#TMA #bdg unraveled #the magnus archives

[shitty-eyepocalypse-domains]

Spiral Domain that's just an infinite parking garage you're trying to drive to the bottom of

The stairs/elevator are not an option :)

Nooooo I hate those fucking turning down bits on a parking garage they suck :/ at least its not going up though, that would suck even more.

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #the archivist #tma #tma podcast #the eyepocalypse #shitty eyepocalypse domains #shitty eyepocalypse domain submission #the distortion #the spiral #esmentiras #helen richardson #michael shelley #definitely a bit of vast in this one too ngl

[deermouth]

The street my grandfather’s house is on in his subdivision is this weird spiral, where if I’m walking the dog and cut through this little park, I’ll leave the house one direction and approach it from the other without ever really going “around” the block, and it’s very disorienting. Fuckin identical-houses Esmentiras-ass dog walking route.

#subdivision-negative 4 lyfe #creepy soulless lawn-worshiping spaces #txt

[avatarofthebeholding]

Quotes for the Entities (Pt II):

The Corruption:

The Hunt:

The Buried:

The Spiral:

The Flesh:

The Beholding:

The Web:

#tma #the magnus archives #the web #the mother of puppets #the eye #the beholding #the ceaseless watcher #it knows you #the flesh #viscera #the spiral #esmentiras #the twisting deceit #it is not what it is #the buried #too close i cannot breathe #the hunt #the corruption #the filth #the crawling rot #tma entities

[garbage0-0]

VOYACONTAR ASTA SINCO

Y QUIERO QUE TTUMEDIGAS

QUE TODO ESTO ESMENTIRA

QUENADADESTO SUCEDIOS

[chilltouch]

can’t wait to bully RUNE, potential champion of Esmentiras, so i can get the memory of how to wake the fuck up back

#c: cos #RUNE we need to have a serious talk about consent and willingness to manipulate the mind #just bc i pissed u off #RUNE fully pulled a Strahd #and took away some of my automany #*autonomy #idk spelling #god Barovia is just FULL of Strahd's of all kinds