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I don’t think we’re examining closely enough the smalltalk helen and philip must have made while they were waiting for benoit to get out of the bath and dressed. what did they talk about. did philip offer her his homemade bread. did helen accept it. was it burned.

#glass onion #idk man from his .3 seconds on screen I've divined he's the type of guy to bounce around quarantine hobbies #and the majority of them turn out hazardously bad #knives out #benoit blanc #helen brand #daniel craig #Janelle Monáe #hugh grant #etal.txt

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nothing says normal town like a mayor at a press conference answering a question going “my daughter has nothing to do with these gruesome murders. but what about you, reporter? I bet YOU have something to hide” and accusing everyone in the room of crimes that have nothing to do with what’s happening

#‘dont point your fingers at me….point them at your NEIGHBOR #nerdy prudes must die #i dont love highschool stories but will say i enjoy how insane everyone is at all times #plus the songs and the talent. chefs kiss. as always #hatchetfield #starkid #etal.txt

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taz ethersea is really just like. hey listen. this story is about grief. it’s about anger. it’s about mourning the things you had to leave, but if you hadn’t left you would not have survived them. it’s about hating where you came from but knowing deep down you can never, will never be from anywhere else. it’s about the need to become better than a past you still wish you could go back to. it’s about “we celebrate the burial of the architects of our unjust world” and “I do not want to be only resentment but when I see your face resentment is all that I am” and “I just wanted you to see it once.” it’s about finding a way to become something new in spite of every weeping ache torn into you by the past. it’s about the stubborn and deliberate persistence of life in the face of a hostile environment. ethersea says this story is about hope. it’s about consequences. it’s about effort. most importantly it’s about how nermal’s pile has a sale going on right now don’t miss out on this week’s deals

#it's also about amber gris' hot butch swag but that's self-evident #I don't even need to point that out #anyway. thinks about destructive environments and how they shape you. #thinks about queer narratives of leaving a place you could never survive and becoming something more but still tied to that first place #thinks about climate change and our imminent literal self-destruction #the adventure zone #taz ethersea #the adventure zone ethersea #zoox anthellae #devo la main #amber gris #taz ethersea spoilers #sorta #etal.txt

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are you “fully not aware of standing in a gore-filled nightmare factory talking to a mannequin” or “human embodiment of Being Aware Of Things”

#this came to me in a vision #jon WISHES he could stop being aware #it’s his whole season 1 arc #feel free to add where other tma characters fall on this scale #sebastian skinner #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #tma s3 #alt text #etal.txt

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do you think lucretia only went by madame director on the moonbase so people wouldn’t call her lucretia around davenport

#like I get there are inconsistencies with the Lore of hearing static vs not remembering something at all but I do not care I do not see #I’m talking about if so much of dav’s life was static and it would probably upset him to hear more static spoken every day #so she edited reality in a more mundane way and just stopped using her name #it could probably be a twisted self punishment too #after all almost everyone who knew ‘lucretia’ was gone because of her #she might have figured it was somehow fitting they lost so much of their identity she should give up some of hers #and davenport never got upset hearing ‘madame director’ #that alone made it worth it #anyway #how’s your day going #taz #taz lucretia #taz balance #the adventure zone #taz davenport #etal.txt

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relistening to the stolen century and the fallout of the relics, how every adventuring party and mercenary group was after the grand relics amidst these awful wars…taz campaign set during the relic wars?? taz campaign featuring characters desperate to find these incredibly powerful objects, to keep or destroy, to avenge their own losses or protect their own interests? taz campaign that ends with the party successfully tracking down one of the relics, and a saving throw that’s too high to beat for anyone who isn’t one of the birds? taz campaign that doesn’t have a happy ending, but an ending that turns from a party member being subsumed by the thrall, to nothing but static?

#taz balance #legit the possibilities…. #maybe a party member does fall to the thrall and turns evil #or maybe the party comes together and decides to hide the relic somewhere #burying a sash in the barren deserts outside goldcliff #or maybe a chalice in the depths of a dangerous forest… #taz #the adventure zone #the adventure zone balance #etal.txt

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never has a headline brought me such insane glee

#MUSK V ZUCK #eat the rich? no let them eat each other #i hope they kill each other #news #elon musk #superb week for billionaires #mark zuckerberg #oceangate #etal.txt

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top ten rick grimes moments

- ripping some guys throat out with his teeth. slay

- coming out as bisexual. this didnt actually happen but it did to me

- spending twenty minutes sneaking around a house full of enemies shaking sweating restraining himself from murdering every single one

- falling on the floor in grief a lot. more men should do this

- not trusting the random woman with a sword and then later becoming her best friend and later later marrying her. enemies 2 lovers of all time

- becoming a farmer when he was getting too bloodthirsty 10/10 self care strategy

- carefully and tenderly holding a baby while drenched in blood. I repeat more men should do this

- getting shot at by a man he met once like 2 years prior, immediately projecting his whole self onto him and trying to befriend him while said man still actively tries to kill him

- talking to his dead wife and dead companions on the phone for several days about a safe place only to realize it isn’t real like go off with the horrible truth of it all 😍 there is no such place!

- “you’re my family. I found you.” this one’s sad but necessary thanks for coming to my ted talk

#hes bisexual hes deranged hes father of the year hes a terrible role model. he is constantly covered in blood even when its not reasonable #most of these are season 3 and 4 but thats bc they are the best ones #me? blogging about walking dead in year of our lord 2023? more likely than you think #rick grimes #twd #the walking dead #etal.txt

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stranger avatar montrose pretty

#the mask?? the animatronics???? #I dont know whats Wrong with him but it compels me #tma #taz steeplechase #taz #the adventure zone #the magnus archives #etal.txt

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me: playing my stupid little matching game and accruing pixelated coins

me: i am like the robber barons of old

#the ads worked its that king matching game #oh ho ho that extra little hammer costs 1000 doodle coins? i am drowning in wealth. that is nothing to me #i become lazy and foolish with my matching skills and suffer no consequences. you die a hero or live to see yourself become the villain #(rich in little shiny pixels and can fake pay for new lives) #etal.txt

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stranger things is a show about people under 5’4 doing deranged things for completely rational reasons

#this is mostly about joyce #partially about nancy and eleven #idk I feel like nancy does deranged things for deranged reasons #re: crawling through A Weird Gooey Hole In Reality in season 1 just because it's there??? #it was before she was even genre savvy idk she's just Like That #and eleven does rational things in deranged situations #stealing waffles because the governments after you like. okay girl go #but joyce is out here buying boxes and boxes of christmas lights #taping up the walls of her home with sketches from her possessed child #carrying around fridge magnets wherever she goes to test them #and every time it's like yeah. this actually makes sense. #stranger things #joyce byers #nancy wheeler #eleven #etal.txt

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devo le main 🤝 melanie king

leaning into anger as their only way to retain a sense of self in the face of every other part of their life being out of their control

#would they get along or scream at each other? who can say #i like to think they’d help each other murder their respective former bosses #taz ethersea #tma #the adventure zone #the magnus archives #melanie king #devo la main #etal.txt

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jonathan sims circa season 4: reading about traumatic experiences isn’t enough I need to eat them 

#I'm sure this meme has been made already #but I chuckled at the thought #tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #etal.txt

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ok I’ve got to say it what on earth kind of threat is “I’m going to peel him”. who says that.

#tma #jonathan sims #it reads like an over the top tumblr threat #like dont get me wrong it’s objectively hilarious. but. #he mutters it to himself he’s not trying to entertain anyone here #it’s apparently just. the kind of phrase he uses?? #the most character ever #etal.txt

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I think the funniest course of action would be if everyone on twitter collectively started ignoring elon musk. don’t even block him just nobody interact with him or talk about him for like a week I feel like that could really drive him over the edge

#maybe he'd leave earth for good this time #twitter #elon musk #etal.txt #unionize twitter? unionize twitter.

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guy who invented vibes encountering anything: getting a lot of vibes from this

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