my villain origin story is finally getting the artifact that i want for aether, only for it to up his HP and nothing else

okay but everyone say thank you beach bunny for releasing this song, because now i can add it to my obey me brother's playlists and act like the brothers are singing about MC while not invalidating anyone's correct pronouns

I have finally freed my eye of thy wash, I believe I can see through the fourth wall out of it now so that’s SWAGGY ig

ghost, literally none of my followers will understand this. ghost, you're scaring them- /j

it's homophobic that me and him aren't kissing rn /j

the lengths i would go to be able to hold this man's hand are astounding

about me and my blog-

my carrd, which includes some of my other socials + some info on me

hiya! my name's ethan. my pronouns are he/him, i'm 16, and i'm an aspiring artist.

i mainly made my blog out of spite for there hardly being any male or gender neutral readers out there, so i didn't expect it to blow up like it did. but here we are! :D

this blog consists of my current interests, plus me ranting about how boys are pretty or that i want to punch a fictional character in the face. it just depends on the day. i reblog more than i post, so if you're only interested in my works, please check out my masterlists! :3

thank you for reading, and i hope you enjoy my stories! <3

rules and info for my blog-

no sexual requests. i'm ace, and also a minor. i don't want to write about that stuff

no female readers or female characters, please! i only write for gender neutral readers and male readers

no yandere or toxic headcanons! i'll write angst, but anything other than that is a little over my comfort zone

nothing that has to do with pedophilia or incest! (istg if you pull up requesting a luke x reader romantic scenarios i will eat your eyeballs, do not test me)

no pregnant readers! i hate pregnant readers so much. i'm sorry if that's something you want, but i don't want kids, and i definitely do not want to imagine having kids with my favorite characters

no explicit requests for self harm/suicide! that's incredibly triggering for me. i'll write scenarios or fics with a reader struggling with those things, but i will not have the reader kill themselves

you may send in random asks! i don't mind. like if you want to get an idea out there, or ask more about me. i love interacting with my followers, or just random people, so i won't be angry if you send in something not blog related :)

you may request things that don't have to do with the reader at all! (ex: what i think the obey me brother's favorite food is, what are the genshin boy's biggest insecurities, ect.)

the fandoms i'll write for-

obey me shall we date

the legend of zelda (any game, not just botw)

genshin impact

fire emblem three houses

stardew valley

my hero academia (villains honestly preferred)

finally, please respect my boundaries and work times! i'm a junior in high school starting next year, and i do have a life outside of this app. i appreciate you requesting, but please do not rush me if i haven't written your scenario in the time frame that you wanted. thank you, and have fun requesting :)

i think i'm hilarious for putting sans and papyrus's themes on belph and beel's playlists

current thoughts:

boys who have really fluffy hair and dimples. pudgy fingers or chubby cheeks. plus sized boys. boys who like flowers and animals. boys who will play animal crossing and minecraft with me. boys who love reading. boys who wear glasses. long haired boys. boys with freckles or scars. boys who will rant to me about their interests. boys who love cuddles. just boys.

Ngl i'd 100% smooch Sidon

sidon is a himbo and i love him so much-

Also do you write for yanderes? I know they can be uncomfy for some people.

no, i don't! i'm sorry- i should state that in my rules :)

I HAVENT SEEN ANYONE THAT WRITES LEGEND OF ZELDA AHHHHHHH!!🗣I🗣AM🗣 EXCITED🗣

JDJSJSKKWKAK YES!!! tloz is a HUGE comfort game for me! i love it so much! i've been playing it ever since i was a little kid, so it's one of my favorite things to write about :D

it's the fact that these teams made such a huge impact on me that i felt the need to keep them forever in my party set up menu

mihoyo give us 5 character slots that way i can force diluc and kaeya to be on the same team without moving xiangling, jean, or ficshl off

UM, GUYS???

HELP

VENTI CAME HOME

WANNA DO THW THING WHERE WE PIC EACH OTHERS GENSHIN CLOTHES VISION AND SHI

OMG YES PLEASE-

NAE NAE ON EM

i just wanna hold diluc and hug him and kiss him and tell him everything is gonna be okay while simultaneously crushing the skulls of both the fatui and the abyss