So I found this around, can I ask for Sherlock/ William & Richard/ Seigi?
♥ Send a ship and I'll give you who:
- Gives nose/forehead kisses
- Gets jealous the most
- Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
- Takes care of on sick days
- Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
- Gives unprompted massages
- Drives/rides shotgun
- Brings the other lunch at work
- Has the better parental relationship
- Tries to start role-playing in bed
- Embarrassingly drunk dancer
- Still cries watching Titanic
- Firmly believes in couples costumes
- Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
- Makes the other eat breakfast
- Remembers anniversaries
- Brings up having kids
Okay, sure. Random headcanon time, except that most of this is actually canon one way or the other for Etra, because the series is just like that.
Etra:
Gives nose/forehead kisses: Canonically, this is mostly a Richard, but Seigi kissed his hand once.
Gets jealous the most: Seigi? Seigi's more insecure, but Richard has his moments.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Sensei has said Richard doesn't drink very often, so I guess it would be him.
Takes care of the other on sick days: Both of them
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Neither.
Gives unprompted massages: Seigi and his foot massages I swear to God
Drives/rides shotgun: Both of them can drive, but Seigi rides shotgun when Richard is driving, like, canonically, all of the time, so.
Brings the other lunch at work: Seigi. Richard can't cook.
Has the better parental relationship: *hideous laughter* Neither of them get along with their bio dads, both of them have weird and somewhat strained relationships with their mother, Seigi gets along well with his step dad but feels weird about it, so they pretty much mirror each other.
Tries to start role-playing in bed: Er. I don't know, but I suspect neither.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Seigi
Still cries watching Titanic: Seigi canonically cries with his stepdad over movies.
Firmly believes in couples costumes: Both of them.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: lmao they don't have one, Richard bought Seigi a membership at the Met Opera and seats for two and plane tickets whenever he wants to go see an opera for his birthday, and Seigi has canonically give him a platinum angel statuette with gemstones
Makes the other eat breakfast: Richard can't cook, and Seigi canonically sings to get his ass out of bed for breakfast and it's adorable.
Remembers anniversaries: Both! They're clingy like that
Brings up having kids: These two men do not have the emotional strength to raise a child, I say, as they've practically adopted Seigi's younger brother in canon. Seigi, I think, honestly.
Sherliam:
Gives nose/forehead kisses: William, I think...?
Gets jealous the most: Neither and also both.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: William
Takes care of the other on sick days: Both, but Sherlock's the one stuck doing it in canon.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Sherlock, I think?
Gives unprompted massages: Ooooh, I don't think either, actually, because both of them seem a little weird around touch and would be focused on asking permission first.
Drives/rides shotgun: They probably trade, but I feel like Sherlock would do more driving in a modern au.
Brings the other lunch at work: I feel like William would distract Sherlock into forgetting it on purpose so he has an excuse to stop by and be an annoying little git, and Sherlock would do it because William overslept and barely managed to get dressed in time
Has the better parental relationship: Errrrrrr, Sherlock, on account of how can it get worse than "non existent" and "Also I killed them"
Tries to start role-playing in bed: William you dramatic asshole.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Sherlock.
Still cries watching Titanic: Neither
Firmly believes in couples costumes: William
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: William, because the only thing he could think of to buy was way too much money and fuck it.
Makes the other eat breakfast: Both, depending on the situation, but probably more Sherlock.
Remembers anniversaries: Both, but I think William would be more emotionally invested.
Brings up having kids: These two men are not gonna have a child, but if they did it would be William mentioning it.
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Jaune: Huh?
Ruby: Dad showed me his old photos of Team STRQ back in Beacon, and there was one all-girl team who ran the school like they were in a gang. And their leader...
Jaune: Wait, you don't mean-
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Scroll: (Young, tanned Glynda holding a much heavier The Disciplinarian and giving a menacing glare at the camera)
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Goodwitch: Th-That life is no longer mine, students!
Nora: That doesn't mean you can't rough up some students. (Pulls out safety scissors) Let's make them pay the proper way, by cutting off their index and ring fingers!
Ren: Could you not say things like that so calmly.
CRDL: (Bowing, Sobbing) WE'RE SORRY!
Goodwitch: THAT'S NOT ME ANYMORE!
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