how accurate is "Planet of the Bass" to actual 90s eurodance
The obligatory spoken-word bridge by a guy who talks like a horny wolf could have stood to be bass-boosted just a smidge, and the outfits are a little anachronistic (more early 2000s than late 1990s, plus the female vocalist has a visible tanline on her face from her COVID mask), but other than that it's a pretty solid pastiche.
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WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY
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funny silly eurodance guys!!!!!!
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There is no greater justice in the world than all these fame desperate TikTokers writing soulless songs and claiming to have written "the song of the summer" only to be shown up by two people making a shitpost parody of 2000s eurodance.
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Tuesday, August 15.
Welcome to Planet of the Bass.
He is The Man of The Hour. All appeared lost as we entered the first days of August, 2023, with still no Song of the Summer to call our own. At this darkest moment, one man and one woman appeared on the horizon; like Gandalf and Éomer in the east, overlooking Helm's Deep. Only where Gandalf brought shadowfax, the morning light, and 2,000 riders, this summer, DJ Crazy Times and Ms. Biljana Electronica bring nothing but bass, bass, baggy crop tops, Y2K club outfits, more bass, and skiing goggles. And we simply cannot thank them enough. So if you have spent the last week pondering the big questions, like how life, it never die, or if women are your favorite guy, then know that today there is nothing to be sad: #planet of the bass is released, in full, today. Everybody, movement.
And did we mention a Tumblr-exclusive DJ Crazy Times Spotlight?
That's right. The man himself has sat down with us to answer the internet's burning questions in this latest Spotlight over at @music. His all-time gladdest rhythm? Other long-lost staples of the 90s he would love to bring back? What he would do during a cyber system overload? It's all here. We'll be seeing you in an undisclosed warehouse in an disclosed city in an undisclosed Eastern European nation.
And bring skiing goggles x
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there are now three who have taken on the role of ms. biljana electronica. there could be more. anyone could become ms. biljana electronica. you could. i could. welcome to the biljanaverse.
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