#europa report

[haz-horror]

Holy shit there’s some absolute BANGERS on YouTube’s ‘free with ads’ section.

On this blog’s end there’s Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. A Korean found footage horror flick about a group of kids exploring a haunted asylum for an internet ghost hunting show only to get more than they bargained for. This one is seriously good shit.

Watch Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

And a severely underrated gem, Europa Report. A film about a group of astronauts on a mission to Europa after a probe detects single-celled life in its massive ocean. Seriously I watched this one expecting a cheesy B horror flick and got a legitimately great movie.

Watch Europa Report

I have no idea how long these are gonna last on there but Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum can be found on Shudder & Amazon, and Europa Report can be found on Amazon & Hulu.

(Also ad blocker DOES work here, at least for me, if you’re wondering ;))

#Horror movies #horror #gonjiam: haunted asylum #europa report

[withoutalice]

Just watched Europa Report (2013)!

I recommend it if you liked 2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010: The Year We Make Contact

#Europa Report 2013 #Europa Report #withoutalicespeaks! #movie recommendation #2001: a space odyssey #2010 the year we make contact #2001 aso #2001 a space odyssey #movies

[spockvarietyhour]

Europa Report (2013)

#Europa Report #poster art #hide and queue

[gbhbl]

Horror Movie Review: Europa Report (2013)

After unmanned probes suggest that a hidden ocean and single-celled life exists on one of Jupiter's moons, six astronauts embark on an ill-fated exploratory mission.

Europa Report is a 2013 American found footage science fiction film directed by Sebastián Cordero and written by Philip Gelatt. Dr. Samantha Unger, CEO of Europa Ventures, narrates the story of the Europa One mission. Six astronauts embark on a privately funded mission to Jupiter’s moon Europa to find potential sources of life. The crew members are commander William Xu, pilot Rosa Dasque, chief…

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#Anamaria Marinca #Christian Camargo #Dan Fogler #Daniel Wu #Embeth Davidtz #Europa Report #Found Footage #Isiah Whitlock Jr #Karolina Wydra #Michael Nyqvist #Neil deGrasse Tyson #Philip Gelatt #sci fi #Science Fiction #Sebastián Cordero #Sharlto Copley #space

[curatorofthisdigitalmorass]

Europa Report (2013)

#europa report #gifs #science fiction #2013

[captaincolossal]

Today just felt really long? Like, initially, I was supposed to go out and do several things today, but I cancelled my eye exam (tl:dr: Costco is half the price, but my appointment is next month) and then I was going to go do a supply run for studio supplies, but we had this big storm hit and I decided to put it off again, just in case we did get the severe thunderstorms, hail, wind, and possible flooding that I've been getting alerts about all week.

Anyway, I ended up staying home and working, and remembered my work's extremely lax drug policy, so I was just kind of vibing in my studio all afternoon, and I did encounter my favorite episode of Welcome to Night Vale (202, The Day After the Day), which is...like, I've never had a single favorite episode. I love them all, and I love certain story arcs or regular segments or whatever, but not one specific episode as a favorite. The traffic segment, the audio puzzle, the word from our sponsors, holy shit. It was just a particularly beautiful and resonant episode to me.

And now, a found footage space thriller.

Europa Report (2013)

The is is Europa 1, the first manned mission to deep space. And six months in they lost communication. But now they have footage!

#europa report #movie funtime

[cinesludge]

Movie #15 of 2024: Europa Report

#europa report #sci fi #adventure #drama #mystery #sebastian cordero #philip gelat #bear mccreary #enrique chediak #alex kopit #craig mckay #livio sanchez #aaron yanes #english #russian #chinese #thriller #2013 #15

[frogopolis-blog]

Mini Review: Europa Report (2013)

A mockumentary following a team of six astronauts as they search for signs of life on one of Jupiter's moons.

A well grounded film carried by a team of great actors. I became very invested in their mission and tribulations. Recommended if you want something a bit slow but interesting enough to keep you invested. I'm also a sucker for space missions so that helps.

4/5

#movie review #short review #outer space #mockumentary #europa report

[mysummermoon]

#europa report

[marketingactivo]

Cine Friki, el primer Festival de Cine de Terror y Ciencia Ficción en Ecuador

Cine Friki, el primer Festival de Cine de Terror y Ciencia Ficción en Ecuador

En su primera edición, el Festival Internacional de Cine Friki (FICF), explora los géneros de  Terror y Ciencia Ficción. El término “Friki” viene del inglés y se define como una persona extremadamente emocionada o entusiasmada por un tema, típicamente uno de interés especializado o minoritario. Quito, 15 de Octubre, 2022.– En esta ocasión, el objetivo del Festival es promover este tipo de…

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#cine #ecuador #Europa Report #marketing #publicidad

[sassatello]

and heres my sheezy art btw. at least theyre anti ai, nfts, crypto and all that bullshit. theres just no safe way to post your art online nowadays so this appears to be one of the safest places to do so anyway

#man this SUCKS #what tumblr did is. illegal in the EU btw! if you can report it pls do so #in edpb europa #dot cooom

[wheredidmyfacego]

So I want to talk about the senate hearing today. I only just watched some highlights, but here's my thoughts anyway.

Actually, I just looked up who the people are who testified and that does temper some of my excitement. Still!

So this was an interview with some whistle blowers who supposedly have first hand knowledge of much of what's been going on in the background. Which really means, these are just some guys making claims. But apparently they're credible enough to get an 8 hour televised senate committee hearing, so I'm going to continue talking about this as though everything they said is true.

I think the most important piece of this is the timeline. Apparently government officials have had knowledge of non-human intelligence since the 30's. There has also been communication with these other lifeforms, not sure if that had a stated start date. Which follows that for at least the past almost 100 years, these lifeforms have been here but staying quiet and hidden. Most likely as some sort of agreement with the officials they've been in contact with.

One thing I thought was interesting was the reluctance to say "extra terrestrial". You could easily chock it up to a scientist not wanting to say without significant evidence, but maybe he has reason to suspect they are in fact terrestrial. With that idea, my mind goes to squids. Super intelligent deep sea squids who have been outpacing humans in technological development.

The other most likely scenario would be if they were from somewhere else in our solar system. The best candidate for that is Europa, the ice moon of Jupiter. Which, if they do have life, is most likely aquatic in nature which kind of still says squids.

The least likely scenario that still has some precedent behind it is that the beings are from Planet X. A "planet" which is as of yet unconfirmed to exist. This being true would lend a lot of credibility to the emerald tablets.

The final possibility is of course outside our solar system. That being true would completely change our understanding of the universe. It also is near impossible to say anything of merit about possible motives.

Here's what I think about those possibilities. I'm going to try to explain why they're here and hanging around as well as why they've agreed to keep quiet for so long. As far as why the human officials want to keep them hidden, the two obvious reasons are preventing public hysteria and getting special access to some limited resource. But really, humans are inherently irrational creatures and do stupid things pretty much constantly. Me included. Anyway.

First, Earth Squids. This is actually the easiest to explain. They also want to explore the universe. The crafts we are finding is them doing tests and trying to create a ship that can traverse outer space, and they're much closer than we are. They would rather not work with humans because we would slow them down and we're fighting all the time. That and our extremely different anatomies make it difficult to develop a craft we could share. That or they don't want to be nuked.

Next up I'll bring up the Anunnaki. Because, again, if that's real, then The Emerald Tablets are very likely to have a good amount of truth to them. They would probably be here with their tail between their legs a bit given the massive failures depicted. Scoping things out and trying to make things better all this time later. They wouldn't want to get too involved for fear of re-fucking things up. It would also make sense with the timeline because they apparently live 100s of Earth years.

The Europan Space Squids are probably the most difficult to theorize on. It would make sense to want to explore the only other place in the solar system with life on it. There are many little reasons to keep quiet, nothing big enough to be obvious enough to state here, at least for what I can think of. Though, if they are actually squids, that changes things significantly. They could not care about humans and being putting their efforts into connecting and possibly rescuing their brethren in the oceans. Or maybe Earth squids are actually from Europa and have been here doing research. It also brings up a less accurate version of the emerald tablets with all that entails.

Those possibilities all have some degree of not fully being extra terrestrial. If they are truly foreign to our planet, the only explanation that really fits is that they're researching. That could mean in a Star Trek scientific way of just wanting to gather knowledge. Or it could be in a opposition way to determine the most efficient method of eradication. This also applies if the Europans are not squids.

Those are my ideas based on what I heard said today. Purely conjecture from a layman. I don't even know how much I believe in any of this, but it's great fun to think about. This is still the most official thing we've seen regarding the existence of non-human intelligent life. I'd love to see it, and now I see a possibility of it in my lifetime. I won't respond quickly but please let me know what you think. Especially if you're not human.

#aliens #et #extraterrestrial #aliens and ufos #ufo #uap #uap report #uap hearing #senate hearing #star trek #emerald tablets #extra terrestrial #europa #squids #space squids #anunnaki #tic tac #i need to meet my alien girlfriend #i maybe sorta saw a ufo once #conspiracy #i don't think I'm crazy

[spockvarietyhour]

today's movie

#Europa Report #Title Card #Danny watches Europa Report

[all-about-cr7]

Europa League • Real Sociedad 0-1 Manchester United, 03.11.22 (17' Garnacho, assist Cristiano)

#Cristiano Ronaldo #Manchester United #match report #Europa League #assists #alejandro garnacho

[alter-koker]

the drop in my movie watching habits since i started grad school. u can see the very first week- i watched nothing for a whole week for the first time in maybe years

#the last blue one is this week i have watched 1 movie so far the europa report #the last big spike was my fall break last month i think #no wait actually that was my gothic fling a couple weeks ago...

[filmnoirsbian]

sunshine (2007) if ur still doing these!!! <3

Sunshine (2007) + Children of Men (2006)

#also europa report! #asks #ask games #sunshine one of my favorite movies of all time <3