#evalynnmesserli

[deadlysoupy]

wip titles meme

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

tagged by: @rongzhi (OMG thank you for tagging wawa i'm honoured 😭😭)

not divided by fandom bc it's more fun that way (also this is HORRENDOUS some of these names are unrecognizable)

Tangled Fate

mike has a panic attack the fic

"i know what you are" meme

prowl got bee fucked up

grrr aaah pain

SPACE ADVENTURES

brainrot

narration bleugh

so. uh. if anyone is curious about these i'll gladly answer what the heck these are without giving a lot of details

tagging: @evalynnmesserli @kengh0st @favesgrave @rungneedstherapy @angelmichelangelo @singleachillestendon @kell-eramis (sorry if you're not a writer you can just ignore this (OR if you do art do this for your files if they're funny!!), no pressure <3)

#asks #sort of ....

[evalynnmesserli]

Chapters: 3/??

Fandoms: Transformers, Transformers Generation One

Rating: Mature/18+

Relationships: Bumblebee/Starscream

Characters: Bumblebee, Starscream, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Elita One, Soundwave, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ratchet, Cliffjumper, Jetfire | Skyfire, Mirage, Other Character Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe, Falling In Love, Redemption Arc, Post-War, Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Canon-Typical Violence, Major Character Death, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

Summary:

After millions of years of fighting, Optimus and Megatron have finally managed to put aside their differences and put an end to the fighting. To show their soldiers and the various neutral factions that this truly is the start of a new era, a bonding ceremony is arranged between two of their members.

Starscream is one of the unlucky bots and is forced into an arranged marriage that he has no say in and seemingly with no way out of. He's humiliated, objectified, and absolutely miserable as he has to navigate the post-war setting of a Cybertron struggling to be rebuilt and a scheming Megatron who appears to have more up his sleeve than he's letting on. All while stuck with a dumb, pathetic little Autobot that he absolutely despises and desperately wants to be rid of.

But who knows, maybe he'll come to like the little bug?

Yeah right.

(Rewrite version)

#transformers #transformers g1 #transformers generation one #transformers fanfiction #starbee #starscream x bumblebee #starscream #bumblebee #valveplug #eventually

[girlwiththegreenhat]

Get to know 9 people ask game!

i have not done one of these in Ages but thank you @evalynnmesserli for the tag

Last song listened to: the very thought of you, played via self-playing old timey piano

Currently reading: the princess & the grilled cheese sandwich, a book i picked up back in like... august. it's a graphic novel. i still haven't finished it. adhd moment. the art is really good though, i picked it up because my brother said the art reminded him of my style and... He Is Right.

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory as well

Obsession: too many things. a lot of specific video games (TF2, UTDR, borderlands, portal, etc etc) and animation media (SU, IT, TOH, transformers, etc). history. antiques. weather but mostly thunderstorms and tornadoes. vocaloid. war of the worlds. there's lots of goofy shit that vibrates my beans

Relationship status: not single, not taken, but a secret third thing (aro/ace and sane for it)

Last thing I googled: seating capacity of the local theater. my dad thought it was like 5500, i thought it was 1500. it was 1966. i was closer.

Current working on: general etsy shit, surviving, trying to draw really really hard but the canvas's got hands. i actually need to go do my orders for the night, if we have mail pickup tomorrow

i tag everyone who reads this because even though i have not done one of these in forever my laziness levels stay the same ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ*:･ﾟ✧

#liz blogs #tag meme #get to know 9 people

[irregularbillcipher]

wip titles meme

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Tagged by: @evalynnmesserli

WIPs:

Configuration

Failure to Thrive

A Bird in the Hand

A Gift So Humbling

Gumdrop

Untitled Body Parts Bingo Sequel

I only know two friends/mutuals who have WIPs and tagging only two people directly sort of feels like putting too specific pressure, if that makes sense? So if anyone else wants to do this, go nuts!

[perpetuallurkernazanin]

Get to know 9(ish) people ask game!

Tagged by: @evalynnmesserli -- thanks!

Last song listened to: "End of the Tour" by They Might Be Giants

Currently reading: "Spear" which is a queer-feminist Arthurian legend novel; "Parable of the Sower" (a graphic novel adaptation of the novel by Octavia Butler); Gargoyles and Darkwing Duck comics (the current series)

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory

Obsession: I'm actually between new obsessions currently, but given that I spent hours listening to indie radio station KMSU's "They Might Be Playing The Might Be Giants" marathon (hence last song listened to) I guess TMBG still counts LOL

Relationship status: married to my wife, been together like 10 years tho

Last thing I googled: "Mitchell and Webb" (I saw the name and wanted to make sure I remembered correctly that they did the "Are we the baddies?" skit of meme fame)

Current working on: watching some sci-fi, cause it's Friday night :) Tagging: free-for-all; if you see this and would like to answer, go ahead!

[cozylittleartblog]

👽🤖🚙

🐝👽🤖🚙

#transformers #bumblebee #g1 #art #doodles #did not use references and went entirely by memory i hope i drew my boy right #maccadam #ask #evalynnmesserli

[soothedcerberus]

I just wanted to say that your art is adorable and it brings me joy every time I see it

Thank you, your kind words bring me joy :’)

#evalynnmesserli #thank you! #kind words #have a bee #doodle

[drawbauchery]

#evalynnmesserli #art #sth

[archrj]

🥚

A new friend for this little guy? 🐤

#hi evalynn!! how are you (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) #continuing our little rp from discord i assume hdsjhd #ruianswers #evalynnmesserli

[archrui]

❤️

💜

#hey val :^) #evalynnmesserli #ruianswers

[deadlysoupy]

get to know 9 people ask game

tagged by: @sunxstreaker (ty!!!!<3)

last song listened to: Black Lotus by Unlike Pluto

currently reading: The Gadfly by Ethel Lilian Voynich

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

obsession: rotating gut-wrenching scenarios in my head, being paranoid, writing said scenarios and learning english

relationship status: hopeless romantic single

last thing i googled: 迁移

currently working on: freeing my time to write a continuation of "earthspark bumblebee gets mutilated and everyone had to cope" (i need to scream into the void)

@noritaro @trashhole @evalynnmesserli @bunnihops @favesgrave @no-lullaby @error404-lostinspace @redheadlesbianfreak @angelmichelangelo

#yippee #asks #i guess this counts

[evalynnmesserli]

Chapters: 1/??

Fandoms: Transformers, Transformers Generation One

Rating: Mature/18+

Relationship: Bumblebee/Starscream

Characters: Bumblebee, Starscream, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Elita One, Soundwave, Other Characters to be Added

Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Arranged Marriage, Falling in Love, Redemption Arc, Post-War, Alternate Universe, Sticky Sexual Interfacing, Canon-Typical Violence, Major Character Death, Other Addition Tags to be Added

Summary:

After millions of years of fighting, Optimus and Megatron have finally managed to put aside their differences and put an end to the fighting. To show their soldiers and the various neutral factions that this truly is the start of a new era, a bonding ceremony is arranged between two of their members.

Starscream is one of the unlucky bots and is forced into an arranged marriage that he has no say in and seemingly with no way out of. He's humiliated, objectified, and absolutely miserable as he has to navigate the post-war setting of a Cybertron struggling to be rebuilt and a scheming Megatron who appears to have more up his sleeve than he's letting on. All while stuck with a dumb, pathetic little Autobot that he absolutely despises and desperately wants to be rid of.

But who knows, maybe he'll come to like the little bug?

Yeah right.

(Rewrite version)

#transformers #transformers g1 #transformers generation one #transformers fanfiction #starbee #starscream x bumblebee #starscream #bumblebee #valveplug #eventually

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

Sides: “.....Holy shit. I think I did it.”

#evalynnmesserli #sideswipe bakes bread #sideswipe baked the bread

[girlwiththegreenhat]

Mint chip •<•

- excellent vibes!! - you make others so happy !! - always too hard on themselves

#liz blogs #evalynnmesserli #ask #im cry thank u eva..... #i almost forgot i was doing a meme so i almost replied '*unmints your chip*' or some dumb shit adlkfjdskjlf

[brandxspandex]

Bumblebee 4

4 = What is their bath or shower routine?

Before the war, Bee couldn’t afford all the fancy brushes and polishes that the upper class bots used to stay gleaming, but he made enough money to afford what he needed to look basically presentable, and he made the effort because he wanted to make a good impression on his courier job.

During the war, there were periods where the time and resources needed to have a proper wash just weren’t available, and a lot of bots developed a habit of letting their hygiene take a backseat. Optimus however always tried to find a balance between not making himself look so good that it appeared he was taking extra indulgences in times of scarcity, while still looking presentable enough to inspire confidence in his troops. Bumblebee tried to imitate him in this respect. During the less desperate times, he made an effort to keep clean, largely because he felt the way he looked reflected on Autobot High Command, but he rarely ever indulged in anything fancy or luxurious - just your regular military grade solvents and polishes.

On Earth he took he opportunity to sneak into human car washes when he could, both to clean off and because he liked the way those big brushes tickle. At first he didn’t really like the smell of the soaps those places use, but they started to grow on him.

When Bee ended up in an ambassadorial position after the war ended/he died/came back to life/all that jazz, ghost Starscream sure had plenty to say about how he should make more of an effort to really look good in front of the aliens, and in general, and that he should indulge himself more. After listening to much nagging on the subject, Bee started using some fancier polishes and waxes (once they become available again), although he didn’t go all out on the really extravagant stuff Starscream encouraged him to use. He also finally let himself indulge in an oil bath for the first time in over a century. 

Starbee bonus: After Starscream is brought back to life and the two of them move in together, Starscream hardly ever lets Bee wash himself alone. They both spent so long being unable to touch each other that they now take every opportunity they can get, and Starscream also loves to make Bee look as shiny as himself. Before Bee would just spend as long under the stream of solvent as it took to get himself basically clean, but now his time in the washracks takes three to four times as long because Starscream loves to drag it out for as long as possible, making it an indulgence rather than just a necessity. After scrubbing Bee down meticulously under the solvent stream with a bunch of different sized brushes, Starscream then loves to wax and polish him until he shines, and of course he uses that really extravagant stuff he couldn’t convince Bee to use before (to the extent that they can afford it anyway, he’s not on the wages of the Lord of Cybertron anymore after all). Bee grudgingly admits that it looks and smells pretty damn good. In any other circumstance Bee would be annoyed at his grooming routine taking up so long now, but it was never as fun as this before, and the fact that he comes out of it looking and smelling that extra bit fine is just a nice bonus. He also ends up making more a habit to indulge in oil baths, or rather he gets roped into Starscream’s habit alongside him in said baths. 

#Bumblebee #Starscream #Transformers IDW #OPTIMUS PRIME #Transformers #starbee #evalynnmesserli #meme #asks

[ask-joeydrewstudios]

*Sets a cake on Sammy's desk and runs*

“…This is probably the third cake to end up on my desk today, and I’m… not about to complain.”

#batim #sammy lawrence #evalynnmesserli #ask #'oh cool now i dont have to buy groceries for like two weeks'