Lily: why is Regulus always so quiet
Sirius: how am I supposed to know
Regulus, eavesdropping from across the room (internally): you can't have voice dysphoria if you never speak
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I was looking at the post where you shared what the Barbers house looks like and I had a thought. What if Andy was left in charge of the kids and one of the kids messed up her precious kitchen with a sharpie or her reading area? Who is in trouble the kids Andy or both?
Oh, everyone would be in trouble. But depending on how much time had elapsed between when the incident initially occurred and you arriving home, Andy would probably get the brunt of it.
Because he should've been paying better attention after he put the twins, AJ and Rory, down for a nap. And why the hell didn't he realize that he'd left a new pack of sharpies laying out on the coffee table?
On the coffee table!
They were left in perfect reach of two sets of tiny, meddling hands. Those hands just so happened to belong to two tiny humans who decided that their Mama needed some pretty pictures to look at while she's busy cooking in the kitchen.
Had Andy thought to bring the twins video monitor into his study with him during their naptime, he would've known the moment those two woke up. He would've watched his babies plot and plan in a language only they seem to understand.
And he would've seen, and then been subsequently impressed, by their little jailbreak.
Andrew Stephen Barber would've had time to drop his work and meet the adventurous twosome at the top of the stairs, where he could've escorted them down and gotten them a snack.
Instead, he was treated to the sounds of your panic screams. Followed by the sounds of two toddlers crying. And now he has to deal with you dragging him back into the sanctity of his study to give him an earful about how he had better hope that marker comes off with soap and water.
Otherwise he's gonna have to move out, or find you a brand new house with an even better dream kitchen.
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Bobby and Athena, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Eddie: Hey.
Hen: Hi.
Chim: Hello.
Ravi: Hey!
Bobby and Athena: We gave you the key to our place for emergencies only!
Buck: We were out of Doritos.
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She wrote this for Season 6 Evan Buck Buckley and me
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glee headcanon that, in the hudmel house, it's a rite of passage to pick your seat at the dinner table.
when a new friend comes to join the hudmel-hostel, carole asks them where they want to sit. and they sit there from then on whenever they come round (which ends up being a lot, some of them even sleeping there a lot of the time.)
and for a lot of them it's one of the closest things to family they've experienced. so it's pretty big. and pretty beautiful.
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SEE, THERE YALL HAVE IT FROM THE MAN HIMSELF, I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY MORE NICK SLANDER 👏👏👏
I already knew that before but it really bothered me how unfair people were being calling him selfish or God forbid "abusive" in comparison to for instance The Quarrys best boi Dylan. Especially cause nobody except Dylan, Laura and Emma were aware they would transform (Emma to an extent I believe as she didn't witness a transformation but she did warn abi in a haze cause something didn't feel right to her), so I am 100% certain if nick were in a different condition, he would've warned them of the incoming danger. He was always caring for abi, especially when she returned, he, despite his injuries only inquired for her safety.
DOUBLE DOWN ON IT EVAN BBY, WOOOOO 👏👏👏
Nick protection squad leader Evan we thank u for ur service🧎♀️
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Bobby to the tune of Wannabe: 🎶If you wanna be a captain, you gotta get with your friend 🎶
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