straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*
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ok so my apple of discord thoughts
"worst version of yourself" is kind of an overstatement bc its less that it makes you worse and more that it takes away the parts that are good, if that makes sense? it doesnt make anything, it just warps and takes from whats already there.
so with jake, he thinks those things about art and being the only one who understands/appreciates it, but hes too kind to act on those thoughts yknow? and the apple took away the kindness that kept him from acting.
with cassandra, shes interested in those practical applications with fatal outcomes, but she would never act on them, again bc of compassion and self control. the apple took that barrier away.
eve and flynn see themselves as above the others bc of their various experiences and powers, but they dont act on it bc humility and caring for their teammates, being able to recognize their skills are necessary. humility specifically in flynns case. again the apple took that away.
my theory is that it did affect ezekiel. it took something away. not sure exactly what, but im thinking something along the lines of kindness again, maybe his care for others - the thing that makes him steal for charity rather than personal gain. the reason it doesnt outwardly affect him is he already hides that part of himself. the others cant see a change, they cant see whats been taken away, bc he hides it so deep down that they cant tell its been stolen.
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Y'know, if Flynn and Eve swapped which Librarian they were going to collect in the pilot Flynn's meeting with Jake would've gone about the same as it did in the show except with more explanatory dialogue in the middle of fighting. Whereas Eve and Ezekiel's would've been about all of 5 seconds.
Ezekiel: Why is that guard holding a knife?
Eve: Not a guard. Assassin hired to kill you.
Ezekiel: Okay, well watch my back for a min--gack
Eve: *grabbing him by the scruff* Nope. Time to go.
Ezekiel: But my knife!
Eve: People are trying to kill you. We are leaving!
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“I’m sorry, sir, you did what?”
“Well yes,” Flynn flapped his hands around as he began to pace, “We couldn’t exactly leave you dead.”
“Do you know how dangerous it is to rewrite history?” Jenkins admonished.
“It worked out,” Eve Baird said from across the table, “Flynn and I are the only ones who even remember anything different.”
“That doesn’t change the fact that you rewrote time,” Jenkins said, “I’m flattered that you would do that much for me but—”
“Look, look, look,” Flynn interrupted. “I think you’re focusing on the wrong thing here. Yes, we— I— rewrote time, but it worked out.”
“Yes, Mr. Carsen,” Jenkins sighed, “it worked out this time. But if you did it again, who knows if it would?”
“I just won’t do it again!”
Jenkins shot Eve a look, “Colonel I would tell you to hold him to it, but you’re just as complicit.”
Eve shrugged, “Ceasing to exist was a risk I was willing to take to get you back.”
Jenkins sighed again, “Just… Don’t mess with time anymore okay?”
“Of course.”
“No promises!”
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