#even jokingly

[joyflameball]

I've tried writing long posts explaining this but I feel this is the only way anyone will actually fucking read it and listen

#ok to rb #PLEASE reblog actually. trigger tag it ofc but please for the love of god i need people to actually fucking listen #cassie rambles #whenever i see a trans person arguing with a terf and then they SUICIDE BAIT THEM i want to fucking scream #YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE FUCKING STOP #tw suicide #cw suicide #suicide #suicide cw #suicide tw #memes #btw this applies to anyone you're suibaiting. don't suibait people dumbass #even jokingly

[deeplyunnerving]

watched a react type video to vol2 from some people who didn't even realize that Will was gay until literally the painting scene, and they still made a joke like "oh look, it's all the couples in the back" at the ending shot with Will/Mike tigether 💀

#its not even delusional levels of symbolism #literally anyone can look at that shot and go 'huh its two canon couples plus will and mike' #and come to the conclusion 'wow that makes will/mike look like a couple' #even jokingly #if thats not what the ending shot meant then #literally what the fuck else was it framed like that for #sigh anyways #byler

[gaygxnslinger]

didnt think when i added clovis u guys would try to romance him

#out of heavy // ooc #reconstruction // clovis bray #EVEN JOKINGLY

[apollos-boyfriend]

how did i ACCIDENTALLY join the war on misinformation on the side of misinformation

#icarus speaks #i typically LOVE spreading misinformation #but only when i do it on purpose cmon guys 😭 #i would NEVER let purpled have credit for something as genius as chug jug #even jokingly #he doesn’t deserve that.

[handsomejack-ingoff]

do people call serana a thot n stuff just because shes a woman with a boob window. is that seriously like. the entire joke there

#i never understood why people call her a thot/whore/slut #even jokingly #thats not her character

[ghostbsuter]

Danny got comfortable on the roof, leaning froward with anticipation.

A silent thump and a person slid next to him, Danny barely gave the red head a glance.

"Any reasons to be on the roof at night?"

He shushes the vigilante, eyes not leaving the spot. It has Roy crouching next to him, watching as well.

Out of nowhere, a vampire looking fella flew around wildly, not far behind a ginger woman on a hoverboard, flying after him.

The Lady is shooting lasers with deathly accuracy, the man (?) dodging barely. It had Arsenal hum at the show.

"That's my mom." Danny points at the lady. "The guy she's hunting keeps harassing me so she took matters into her own hands."

Cheshire Cat lands not far away from the two, head tilted with a silent question that had Roy nodding and she is leaping away to the next roof once more.

"Why not call the authorities?" He asks, appearing less tense and more friendly to the teen.

The kid whistles sharp with a grin before answering.

"Tried, unfortunately, he's super rich with influence and connection. So here we are." He shrugs.

While they watch the chaos a bit longer, Roy ignores the insisting buzzing from his comm, Cheshire Cat probably alarmed Oliver by now.

He looks up when Danny stands, stretching.

"What was your name again?" He quirks his brow with a smile.

"I don't remember telling you."

Roy rolls his eyes, joining the teen to his feet. "So?"

"Danny."

He steps off the roof before Roy can react, a shout building up, until he sees the kid sitting on the hoverboard of his mother, her hand ruffling his hair.

"See ya, Arsenal."

They're long gone when Arsenal huffs, laughing.

"Until next time, Danny."

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #green arrow vame barelling in not even a second after #do whatever you want with this #i love roy #ofc hed allow some good old arson and maiming #cheshire cat watched and filmed from a different roof #yeah she got her dad freking out on 4k #is she gonna pester him about avting like a dad to the stranger? #absolutely #when she talks abt danny to other people she calls him her brother jokingly #danny appears more afterwards

[violetren]

Things that cannot defeat the TARDIS...

Being jettisoned into the Z-Neutrino energy core of the Dalek Crucible.

Being turned into a self cannibalising paradox machine by The Master.

Being shunted into a human body while it's own body gets possessed by a sentient TARDIS devouring asteroid.

Things that can defeat the TARDIS...

One cup of coffee with a splash of cold milk.

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #LET ME BE VERY CLEAR #I make this post with love and glee #i think its hilarious that donna and the doc couldn't even just teleport across town to see wilf together #because just as they jokingly predicted those idiots couldn't be alone in the tardis together without SOMETHING stupid happening #they just foolishly thought they had to go on a trip to make that happen instead of just poking around the new centre console #and the fact that they managed this chaos by Donna doing precisely the thing she had recently been fired for? #icing of the cake #can't wait for the next episode

[chocmoon-latte]

The amount of posts/fanart/memes I've already seen surrounding Cooper and Hancock only proves to me that Hancock NEEDS to make a cameo in a later season. Somehow. I need them to get in a knife fight. I need them to get up in each other's faces and kiss intimidate each other.

Cooper's look was originally supposed to have black eyes and have scars identical to the Fallout 4 design, but the idea was ultimately scrapped. Boy oh boy, who else has black eyes and- HANCOCK. Hancock does. HE looks like that. This was clearly a sign from the universe.

#/hj but also /srs #could you imagine TWO hot iconic ghouls on-screen??? #I just think it would be funny #Especially considering a few years ago they used images of Hancock in the articles about Walton playing a ghoul #and even Danny jokingly commented on it saying “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” #you could easily get away with a Hancock cameo as well because he has zero faction association. His appearance wouldn't contradict anything #also it would be interesting to see two characters with such similarities (who ultimately turned out differently) in the same room #I'm not just saying this because I wanna see live-action Hancock in action (I sort of am) #I would only accept a such a reality if Hancock was played by Danny though. Anyone else and it's not even worth it #Idk if it's just me who genuinely would want this to happen or if I'm living a pipe dream #fallout #fallout amazon #fallout prime #fallout 4 #the ghoul #cooper howard #hancock #john hancock

[mogoce-nocoj]

bojči 🥺💕💕

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #Also what a nice and professional answer to a question that was... really questionable even if it was posed “half-jokingly” 😬 #EDIT: I didn't even know that this was the same guy who asked Bojan if he and Jere crossed any lines like wtf

[cryptid-gore-arts]

jing yuan doodles. i also sketched him shirtless but you tumblr folks are freaks and i dont trust you so you'd have to pay me money for me to post it /j

commissions!

#honkai star rail #star rail #hsr #jing yuan #hsr jing yuan #yanqing #hsr yanqing #my art #doodles #memes #fanart #the shirtless drawing isnt even like naughty #i just dont trust people to not be genuinely weird about it #like saying things jokingly is fine #but some people get real detailed #anyways #he isnt aware what the m ilf shirt means #he's a bit silly #hes my wife

[kinnbig]

Nanon Korapat and Fluke Pusit in My Precious (2023)

#edit: updated to HQ! #HEHEHE i've been waiting for this to be on streaming sites for SO LONG #context uuuuh. straight romance movie. fluke’s character is marrying the ex girlfriend of nanon’s character. #at the wedding nanon’s character and his friends jokingly ask if they could kiss the bride. she’s like sure! if you kiss the groom first! #hence this #he doesn’t even then actually kiss the bride iirc fjskcjsjdj #nanon korapat #fluke pusit #รักแรก โคตรลืมยาก #my precious #my precious film #nanonfluke #gmmtv #flukenanon #thaidramas #asiandramasource

[royalarchivist]

Oscurucho: Welcome back, brother. Cucurucho: What. Oscurucho: Not even a "Good morning"? How cold.

Here's Cucurucho and Oscurucho's long lore conversation from yesterday! The entire conversation lasted about 8 minutes, but most of that time was just silence between each exchange, so I edited out the long pauses and got it down to ~3 minutes. I also fixed the audio levels and added subtitles since I personally find it difficult to understand Oscurucho sometimes :'D

I hope folks find this helpful!

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Oscurucho: Welcome back, brother.

Cucurucho: What.

Oscurucho: Not even a "Good morning"? How cold.

[They enter Cucurucho's office]

Oscurucho: I wanted to see if you're still as rigid in your beliefs as ever. You see, I've been thinking about our... Let's call it "philosophical divergence." You stand for order, for predictability. But where's the fun in that? You see, brother, while you build, I ponder the beauty in tearing down. It's not just destruction - it's rebirth. A chance to remake things in a more... thrilling image.

[...]

Oscurucho: You once had a backbone for our cause. Now, I see a softness in you, a sentimental weakness for those Eggs. Mere experiments, and yet - they've softened you.

Cucurucho: Your vision obstructs the path to perfection. You fail to understand the potential of the Eggs.

Oscurucho: Potential? They're but catalysts for change - for revolution. Without them, stagnation reigns.

[...]

Oscurucho: You chase perfection, I embrace the beauty of flaws. Your world is one of order, mine thrives in chaos. You wish for everything to run smoothly, I dream of watching it all burn to the ground. We may share a name, but our souls are worlds apart. All your efforts, all for what? Mere acknowledgment from a Duck who told you to do it? Imagine the possibilities - rather, show me where it is, and I'll do the rest.

[...]

Oscurucho: Speaking of possibilities, I couldn't help but notice how easily others can access the island. It seems your security measures aren't as impenetrable as you think.

Cucurucho: No. My island's vulnerabilities are of your own making. Do not mistake restraint for ignorance.

Oscurucho: Pity. But then again, I never really needed your approval. Just consider: Cucurucho - in your quest for order, have you not sown the seeds of your own undoing? Do you genuinely trust all your Federation minions?

Cucurucho: ...

Oscurucho: Perhaps it's time you question not just my intentions, but those who you believe stand with you.

Cucurucho: That is none of your business, I shall say. Now, leave me alone and try to disturb someone else.

#Cucurucho #Oscurucho #QSMP #December 21 2023 #Edited #Subtitles #For those who like knowing the gritty details and specifics about the things I did for this video - #I adjusted Cucurucho's volume because they were very quiet compared to Oscurucho #I fixed the sound direction (for lack of a better word) of Oscurucho's voice b/c he was speaking through my right headphone 90% of the time #so now it's more of a ''centered'' audio rather than a right ear or left ear thing #I added subtitles (obviously) #I fixed the camera a bit so it's more focused on Cucurucho / Oscurucho #and I adjusted the translator box so that even with the crop; they're all still included #usually they get cut out when I edit things because I'm just focused on the characters; but then one day I was like #''Why am I cropping out this thing that specifically helps people understand the story better?'' #So moving forward I'll see if I can do what I did here and add translation boxes as their own ''layer'' overlaying the clip itself #for big lore videos anyways or for clips with long conversations at least #I jokingly said to myself ''I bet I'll wind up shaving 5 minutes off this'' and I was right lol #I enjoy the official QSMP streams but one major critique I have is that the pacing was a bit slow in one or two streams #which is understandable considering many admins have to write in books (which takes time) and translate things (which takes even more time) #And that's valid! But in the last stream (the one with Elena) for example; many scenes dragged on far too long #and it wasn't because people were taking extra long to write books or translate things. It was purely a matter of pacing #idk I'm a professional writer and editor so I'm extra nitpicky about things like that. I think it's something that's pretty easy to fix tho #This is just my critique in terms of the story pacing - like I said; the time it takes them to write / translate stuff is understandable #this is more of a comment on the overall pacing #anyways rant over #Today's stream had much better pacing! Still a bit slow (again; I cut 5 minutes from this conversation) #but that's due to the communication medium (TTS) so that's understandable. That's valid. I'm not fussed about it; that felt natural #Take all the time you need kings it's hard to translate things on the fly. I get it. #Portfolio

[snapscube]

I was going to jokingly suggest you do a fandub of Web of Shadows and claim it's the PS5 Spiderman before realizing that any fandub you make of that game would simply be a better story than what wrote for that game.

the better reason to not send me that would be that i have literally multiple times talked about how much i do not prefer ppl dropping suggestions in my ask box

#even as a joke #jokingly doing the thing i have asked people not to do is still just doing the thing i have asked people not to do

[mccromy]

Character: *is canonically violent and abusive but has a sad backstory*

Normal people: he isn't real and it's cool and fun to explore his character in different scenarios

Freaks: he was right actually AND he is a poor little boy, he was MISUNDERSTOOD. actually those children were abusive towards him first but the narrator was unreliable so :/

#i AM talking about Shen Jiu but I got hit by a flashback of another fandom doing this exact same shit you know what I'm talking about #i do like fics with SJ!! i don't hate him bc he's not real :) and I do find him interesting #but some people will just... be absolutely convinced that he's just some tsundere baby and actually lbh did deserve to be you know #whipped and starved #svsss #like not in a jokingly way they'll actually believe he is a good person and like.... reduce his character to a tsundere?? #the fun of him is how complicated he is!! he's got reasons but not justification #he was unjustly accused of shit he didn't do he was justly accused of shit he did do #he didn't want to kill lqg he did want to kill lbh #he loved yqy he stayed in the cang qiong sect for him even though he hated it there #he was incapable of loving anybody else #he was not incapable of caring but he was so traumatized he kept recreating his traumas #but now with him in the position of power #anyways this can be applied to a lot of characters #not only sj like #severus snape remember that shit jesus #and many more

[rrat-king]

“I think before a certain point, I don’t remember us having names like you all have these days, but there was always mother, brother, sister, neighbor. So even if we didn’t have some hoity-toity moniker, we knew who we were to one another, and that was the important part.”

-Erika Ishii, Burrows End

#ava as a character is so often so goofy but god this made me cry #especially in its relation to grief i just. god and the way the family is so concerned by the lack of individuality in last bast #and something about the inclusion of neihbor really gets me too #it’s not just family it’s also everyone else it’s those who you are surpriunded with cuz we are the relationships we create #even tho they said it jokingly there are several different grammas becuase relationships differ #just like tula is a mother but also a sister but also a child #i just. god this got me fucking christ #d20 #burrows end

[yearningsaphic]

I think it would really advance society if we admitted that mothers can be just as toxic and abusive if not more than dads and stopped dismissing it as “they gave birth to you”

#like that’s manipulation sorry #just because they gave birth to you doesn’t mean they just get a free pass #mommy issues #the mother wound #mother issues #miscellaneous #misc. #misc.txt #willow talks #this is inspired by some replies to a comment where I jokingly said I would disown her on a post where a girl posted screenshots of texts #from her mom and with a picture of lana but she spelled it alana del rey #it wasn’t even my mom and it was just a hypothetical situation for me that I’m not even involved in #and people are just freaking out in the comments #it’s kinda funny #but also like sad honestly #also like stop assuming stuff about people’s families #like my mom walked out on me when I was three and had made no effort to contact me #but they don’t know that they just know respect your mom regardless #like the fact that they gave birth to you and are doing these horrible things to you only makes it worse #willow.txt