#even tho i totally changed the colours but lmao

[virahaus]

15 Questions for 15 Friends

thank you @amadwinter and @to-proudly-go for the tags!! And sorry for the late reply lol

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope! Thankfully. I quite like my name

2. When was the last time you cried?

Mmmh... probably some weeks ago when I was on my period and watching some video online i shouldn't have in my over emotional condition lol

3. Do you have kids?

Nope.

4. What sports do you play/ have you played?

I tried a bunch of sports when I was a kid but nothing really stuck, so. For my i'm very much couch oriented which I know I should change up habits a bit. I do like to walk tho and I was a very fast runner (even won a first place medal at a school race so. I was fast lol)

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Yep.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

I can't really say... the eyes maybe?

7. What's your eye colour?

Green, but my eyes change a bit with the weather. sometimes they are gree-bluish, sometimes more green-brownish. depends

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. scary movies are not my thing. I only go for it if it's a good murder mystery, or a nice scooby-doo style scary movie

9. Any talents?

I'm very good at bookbinding and other manual stuff. I always get picked where there's some delicate job to do lol

10. Where were you born?

Italy!

11. What are your hobbies?

Reading and writing for sure, tho i read more than i write. Bookbinding as i said before but not that often.

12. Do you have any pets?

Nope. never had even if i would like a cat in the future maybe (i will have to live alone first, cause my brother is allergic to cats and dogs lmao)

13. How tall are you?

170 cm!

14. Favourite subject in school?

My favourite was totally Literature which in my case was Italian.

15. Dream job?

I would love to be librarian or a book editor. a writer maybe. a teacher probably.

Can't think of many people who haven't done this yet but i'll try: @jiminthestreets-bonesinthesheets, @veloursdor, @magnusbae, @kana7o, @heretolurkandnothingmore, @tomicaleto, @tideswept, @thegingerwrites, @riley1cannon, @aberrantcreature, @comebackali, @renlyslittlerose, @aniisnotokay, @betweensaintsandmonsters, @kairennart

No pressure if you don't want to do it!! totally understandable.

#ask game

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Okay I’m so sorry I won’t draw god au garroth because I can’t draw beards for shit and dudes basically naked anyways.

Here’s some of his lore tho lmao:

(Under the cut because this is a long post)

Garroth is one of the original deities to have been worshipped by the followers. The followers first knew of the ground, and then of lakes and rivers, before they knew the oceans and seas- his domain. As such, his father is god of all land, every inch of ground down to the planets core is his domain, Zianna is god of rivers and lakes, and Garroth is god of oceans and seas.

The separation of rivers and lakes from oceans and seas seems unneeded to outside observers, but where rivers and lakes were small, and the water often (though not always) salt-less, the oceans and seas were seemingly endless, and ridden with salt. They believed that the salt of the earth met the water of the river and the salt caused it to grow, and amass a strength that exceeded the mother - and as such Garroth was born, which is also an explanation for why some rivers were salty too.

Garroth often adorns himself in gems, pearls and sea glass, with hair the pale yellow of sea foam, eyes the blue-green of the water, and skin the tan of the sand.

He is known to be a benevolent god, bestowing upon humanity fish to eat, and land upon which to travel, but his wrath is feared. It is not often invoked, but when his pride turns to anger, men turn to corpses, ships turn to debris, and Garroth’s body, the ocean, turns into a graveyard. His flux of moods can also be attributed to the presence of another god, the moon goddess. They say that she pulls him to shores in promise of them meeting, but her domain forces her to remain in the sky, so that his efforts are fruitless. Sometimes he makes waves as tall as mountains in hope to reach the skies to see her.

He is one of the better documented gods, due to the importance of him, and is represented by many symbols that vary upon the area and branch of the religion, most noteable ones being three waved lines to represent the ocean, or simple fish sketches. In most art work, he is shows to be varying degrees of half-man, half-fish, though he ultimately always has a humanoid head (some artwork does suffer from this, fish don’t suit human faces)

Whilst there is heavy amounts of evidence for him having feelings for the moon goddess, there is too much lost about her over time for anyone to be certain it was reciprocated, or if it was anything beyond an extremely affectionate friendship.

One piece of literature, a book of poems dedicated to the gods and illustrating a colourful storyline for them, claims that he made pearls so that he may always see the moon, even during the day. For this reason, both him and the moon goddess are heavily associated with pearls.

During the entirely of The Hunt, he is mentioned a total of four (known) times, and for the rest of it he is either absent or the material stating otherwise has been lost. He seems to have sided with the followers, though as media continues to present him as being close to the moon goddess after wards, there is a chance that this changed, or that there was more to The Hunt than what has been resurfaced. Some historians believe this was simply an oversight as not many people would consider the ocean a playing factor in the Hunt aside from the events at the cliffs of O’Khasis, where he is in fact briefly mentioned.

Despite being an ocean god, he did have heavy associations with dragons and is patron god of messengers due to details in the book of Wyverns by the poet Sabbhoy that involve him and a golden wyvern who’s name roughly translates into Raven or Crow in modern languages.

#I’m a little crazy with this lore. I have so much. so many details #even names of poets who write about them and pottery makers who detailed their battles on terracotta #it gives me something to do #aphmau #aphverse #aphblr #aphmau au #aphmau god au #i feel like I should name this au I just don’t know what

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

worldbuilding lore thingies⁉️⁉️

god my humor's dead-

this is the 2nd ask btw! forgot to label the first one-

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towards jamil and vil's chapter yuu starts to kinda willingly interact w/ the blot and stuff. this is around the time they start seeing the blot as a good thing.

the blot's psychological effects also include decreased empathy for others, which is why yuu kinda just goes batshit at the end. at least in my personal theory idk bro yuu almost got killed by like 6 mfs in total rn just saying.

since yuu can't use magic, they therefore can't use magic gems to get rid of/contain blot lest it gets aggresive. to counter this, yuu's body kind of acts as the magic gem, except for the fact that yuu is very much alive and the blot effect is substantially worse bc of that-

yuu's inability to use magic makes the blot less potent, but much more effective in a way. the fact that they can't use magic makes it so the blot spreads much much slower, but in a way, that lets it fester every time yuu thinks abt their developing inferiority complex. they need to live up to a lot, and so the blot starts to compensate for it.

the blot that yuu's infected w/ is pure, ubfiltered blot from other people, making it much, much, more potent than an another overblot. also a lot harder to deal with, and really fucking scary to try and fight. they basically are the goddamn blot now bestie. crowley shits himself challenge canon.

also considering it now it may give them a mild identity crisis bc the blot probably has a personal touch. it seems to be based off mental health status as well as overuse of magic, so i'd imagine each type of blot from each person has a personal problem involved. those personal problems kinda just seep into their brain and become yuu's personal problems. yk? idk bro this one's new most of these are copy/pasted off disc-

when yuu ends up (kinda? technically???) overblotting, this is because their body is basically pure inky blot at this point. i mean like every cell has been replaced w/ blot and they can shape it and form it however they want. this means they can stretch themselves across miles, grow out tendrils, fill a pool with blot by suddenly like melting, and just do whatever tf they want lmao. again, their body acts as the gem to compensate for the lack of one.

yuu's appearence changes w/ each overblot infection. at first it's just one of their hands that's kinda just pure black and starting to form claws. they wear gloves for reasons later on. over time though, it starts to spread to more limbs and parts of their body. their hair starts to turn black in some strands by the end, and their eyes are a similar colour. they look like they're melting when it finally takes over wholly. they do have some control over this tho, they can kinda change their colours to hide concern/keep it under wraps if needed. they want to keep this, if it's lost? well, there goes their chance of surviving here alone.

crowley tells yuu that the very obvious thing to worry abt is nothing to worry abt bc they can't use magic and so the blot can't infect them. he is confident abt this. he now considers resignation as nrc gets fucked (/j yk he won't resign. he does shit himself tho).

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sooo yeah. thoughts? again i kinda came up w/ this in the shower but yeah. it's kinda old lol. made in july 24th-

again, this is the 2nd one btw!!! :]

-crow anon

I adore this. Imagine when the final overblot is dealt with they start to melt away since their body can't handle the blot. They aren't from this world after all, even the air here woukd kill them eventually

#not writing #not requests #overblot Yuu #crow yuu

[inkykeiji]

hey clari!! i've totally not been stalkin your acc and totally did not see that there's a chance that you'd turn bmb into a novel??? i'm sorry, this is my first time writing to u but i love that series to DEATH i swear... i just love your work so much...🥺 do u think you'd ever actually publish it? cuz i'd be your FIRST order i pinky promise and i want you to know i fell head over HEELS for your bmb au. i am trying to find another author that fills the void bmb left ahh, ty for reading, love u<3

anon!!!! i love u!!!!!!!! ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) first of all HELLO it’s lovely to speak to you for the first time!!! <3 please do not apologize luvie you have nothing to be saying sorry for! i am happy to inform you that i DO still fully plan to publish bmb (under a different name of course; you’ll all be the first to know what it is as soon as it’s finalized!) at some point in the near-ish future!!

put the rest under a cut because i was beginning to ramble hehehe <3

my goal is to first publish my novella (which will be tag you’re it, smoothed out and spruced up with a bit of new, additional content—some supplementary scenes and of course a bunch of editing to make sure the WHOLE story flows nicely and how i want it to) and then to publish bmb after that. the reason why i’m doing it this way is because bmb needs a lot of work before it’s ready to be officially published. there’s a lot i want to add to it to make the story flow and unfold at a good pace, including additional scenes with the keigo character and additional scenes with the tomura character, just to name a few. there’s just a ton that still needs to be done with it as a whole, and it’s already such a massive story LMAO so i’m taking my time with that.

there’s also the issue of deciding whether or not i should make reader her own character (i plan to still keep most of her physical features completely ambiguous even if this is the case) or if i should try to keep it as a second person pov even tho barely anyone writes from second person. plus i have to change the colour of tomura’s eyes, change all of the characters names, format it in proper novel form, find a cover designer, etc etc etc there is still much work to be done but i can confirm that i still fully intend to publish it!!! <333

PLEASE anon you are so so sweet!!!! thank you for such beautiful words 🥺🥺🥺 i’m so flattered!!!! and so grateful to have you here with me <3 on the plus side, while you wait for an official publication of bmb, you will have the bmb christmas series sequel + a few bmb oneshots to tide you over!!! i plan to release at least the first part of my four part sequel series within the month of january—hopefully more than that, but i can guarantee that at the very least, the first part WILL be posted sometime this month.

thank you once again for such a wonderful message, anon!!! hearing your words made me so, so happy and i cannot tell you how much they—and you—mean to me <3 thank you from the bottom of my heart for sticking with me and continuing to read and support my work, i am so thankful to have you here!!

#what a lovely message to start off the new year with 🥺🥺🥺 #i love u lots!!!!!!!! #please have a 2023 that is as radiant and beautiful as you are <3 #and have an awesome day today!!! #stay safe and stay hydrated and stay warm!!!! <3 #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[126dvtn]

i was already gonna ask about it and then i saw your self reblog so in a way you got me even more curious. i guess we became a positive feedback reinforcement for each other without noticing 🤣 about the crown,,, man, this is kinda embarrassing and i'm sorry but i didn't notice the boy had a hat at first – i guess i assumed it was his hair?? i blame my yu-gi-oh! years. anyways, i thought the crown was his, and because he befriended the creature, he placed the crown on it's head as a sign of friendship lmao i think the lore is very sweet 🥹 i got found family vibes from it! i have to say it's the first time i'm hearing about silat warriors tho.

i also noticed you changed your icon and man,,,, no joke your art style is the type i'd buy stickers from if i had money. that's how much i like it. if you wanna open an art blog i say totally go for it if you have the energy.

i'd link it but ehhh,, i'm still too shy to show who i am? maybe you've seen me around. i def interacted with some posts of yours recently lmao. thank you for the wishes and interest tho!! it means a lot ❤️

i'm glad it's been productive for you!! it's actually 4am here rn but my day was nice! i travelled back home, unpacked a little, and then enjoyed some boba

—👁‍🗨 (good luck with your wikihow guide /j)

MFDHJH soulmate moment ?!! also!! the colouring on his hat's also a little wonky so i don't blame you (´▽`) BUT THAT'S SO CUUTE alternate universe moment?? and help i was contemplating mentioning found family too (*~▽~)

AND THANK YOU SOBS i really have so much more to learn and improve :')) maybe i'll consider starting a non-committal art blog so i don't clog anyone's dashboards :D

ALSO i totally understand, dw about it!! i'll just be hanging around if you ever feel like you wanna reveal your mysterious identity (*｀∪´*)ゞ AND OH... i'm probably answering this late but i hope you're asleep and getting lotsa reset ;0 HOPE YOUR BOBA WAS GOOD THOUGH

#my wikihow guide is going so great #i've threatened two people already. big milestone #watch out for my 2 threats milestone event #ANDD glad it was a safe trip home!! #%! asks #&; 👁‍🗨 anon!

[kangyeosaang]

yeosang · turbulence mv

#yeosang #kang yeosang #ateez #ateezedit #ateezgif #edits #kpopccc #ultkpopnetwork #idolnexusedit #mgroupsedit #the mv is soooo prettyyyy #and he is so preeettyyyy #and the blue shots my beloved #aaaahhhh #even tho i totally changed the colours but lmao

[sapphicwhxre]

Oh! Other request if you have time since we're on the topic. HC for each character dating a metamorphagus?

♡ metamorphmagus!reader preferences ♡

-> includes: hermione granger, draco malfoy, harry potter, ron weasley, ginny weasley, luna lovegood, pansy parkinson, cho chang, george weasley, fred weasley, fleur delacour, nymphadora tonks, and bellatrix lestrange

♡──────||

hermione granger

♡──────||

gets excited asf

“i’ve only read about metamorphmagi! i never thought i’d meet one! oh, how interesting...”

small arguments about metamorphmagi facts

“but metamorphmagus studies say─” “‘mione i’ve literally been one my whole life”

asking you so many questions

for once you know a topic better than hermione and she looks at you like 😻

scolds you when you morph for mischief and not necessity

you end up doing things you didn’t even know you could do

because she asks so many hypotheticals

that you just HAD to find out for her

she’s one of the few people who knows depression can affect your abilities

so if you’re ever having trouble morphing

‘mione does everything in her power to cheer you up

listens to your every word, never ever wants you to feel alone

and reminds you that you’re more than just a metamorphmagus (🥺)

anyways dating hermione as a metamorphmagus would be an ✨ experience ✨ ─ in a good way <3

♡──────||

draco malfoy

♡──────||

“a what?”

looks at you for a second when you tell him and then tells you he wants to see

then he’s just like

...salazar my girlfriend is so fucking cool

can’t help the cheeky bullshit tho ✋

“so are you actually this beautiful then, or is that a metamorph-rubbish lie?”

"oh piss off"

spoils you no matter what <3

but now he goes out of his way to buy you jewellery and lingerie and shoes to match your favourite hair colours (simp amirite)

giving gryffindors detentions whenever one of you gets pissed off... or just for kicks

well, until mcgonagall catches you

when you have trouble morphing he makes sure to be there for you

holding you tight, telling you he loves you and squashing every one of your dark thoughts

specifically asks auntie bella to teach him occlumency so voldemort doesn’t find out about what you can do

draco would literally die before letting him use you

vows to keep you safe and loves you so so much

♡──────||

harry potter

♡──────||

harry’s no ravenclaw

obviously lmaoo

but he loves learning about new magical things

since yk, the dursleys 🤢

they deprived him of his home and abused him

so he’s even more fascinated with you

a little disappointed when he finds out he can’t become one too (stole that right from the book) but thinks it’s so badass

sirius loving you because you immediately bond over your similar abilities

making fun of your ✨ simple wizard boyfriend ✨ for needing polyjuice potions

smirking and getting a glare from him

“how’s that taste harry?” LMAO

harry panicking and going to hermione when you're going through something and can't morph

"oh harry, just help lift her spirits! be there for her"

and he takes it to heart

will give you a speech on how much he loves you

tells you you're incredible

but he's awkward and desperate to put a smile on your face

it's just so cute that you can't help but be totally enamoured fkshsjk

♡─

ron weasley

♡─

"that's wicked"

also goes to hermione to learn about metamorphmagi

and hermione's in disbelief because ronald bloody weasley is willingly learning about something for you

brags about you <3

because you're the one person ron will never feel overshadowed by -- he's always proud of you and you make him feel like the luckiest bloke alive

anyways this boy brags to ANYONE who'll listen

even at hogsmeade

"so get this. y/n's a metamorphmagus in addition to being the best person i've ever met. i really lucked out, didn't i?"

"i... i suppose... so just three butterbeers then?"

tells his whole family about you and they're like "oh great, another tonks"

the first time you can't morph, you're so frustrated

first he panics but he remembers what hermione taught him

will drown shower you with compliments

cuddle you until you can't breathe

has you begging him to stop inflating his ego

then a strand of hair goes your favourite colour and you kiss him so gratefully 🥺

♡─

ginny weasley

♡─

"and i thought you couldn't get any hotter"

ginny's just as mischievous as her brothers

(if not more)

will get those mayhem gears going the SECOND you propose a little payback for all the pranks the twins pull

she's got... ideas 💀

don't worry, no one will get hurt too badly

the things you do for this sexy bitch

having her in fits of laughter with your morphing

(tonks style <3)

molly getting annoyed 🙄

"oh y/n, will you stop that at the dinner table!"

she loves you tho -- and the happiness you happen to bring her daughter

hair redder than ginny's to support her at quidditch games

taking you flying when you're down and it affects your abilities

cause ginny's laugh? your arms wrapped around her waist? just call it liquid luck 😌

keeps the vibes going even after you're back to yourself

cause ginny always wants you to be at your happiest

and if she's around, then you are <3

♡─

luna lovegood

♡─

"my father knows of a creature who can do the same... but you're much cuter"

extremely interested in your perspective

prefers you natural

but always hypes you tf up when you change something 💘

imitating features off of her favourite animals/creatures to hear her giggle

when you're distressed and can't morph, she's there for your every need

"something's holding you back from transforming... is there anything you'd like me to do?"

not wanting to burden her but luna still managing to know what you need

like the comforting QUEEN she is 🥺

"i'll just stay here with you,"

cuddling into her side and getting peppered with kisses

finding yourself immersed in a story about a magical thing her father wrote in the quibbler about

once you're relaxed enough to use your abilities, luna smiles so wide at you

"i knew you could do it, darling"

♡─

pansy parkinson

♡─

"so i can finally see how incredible my side profile is?"

she LOVES how sexy cool it is that you can change your hair colour

changing your hair colour to match her outfits (and lingerie)

overall, doesn't make a big deal over it

just another reason she's winning at the s/o game

but takes advantage of it omg

uses you as a mirror 😭

and if she doesn't want to talk to someone?

"oh, i'm y/n not pansy"

and walks away 💀

tells people who piss her off, "my girlfriend could frame you for murder"

and you would if she asked but pftksjlp PANSY NO

will always be there to catch you if you fall and can't morph

takes you through every step of her self care routine and compliments tf outta you

brings your self esteem and happiness right back up

what pans doesn't know is that she's the reason you find the strength again -- not the actions

but that's your little secret

♡─

cho chang

♡─

also already knows what a metamorphmagus is

desperately wants to see

but wouldn't want to put you on the spot

luckily you know your girlfriend and her adorable shyness 😌

and morph into one of her favorite quidditch players

(*cough* show off *cough*)

loves to play with your hair when it's different colours

this girl knows how to french braid...

she just has those vibes 💅

writes you love letters

for each and every little thing she adores about you

and saves them for when you need a pick me up and can't morph

calling her a hopeless romantic

but cho's too busy watching the joy make its way back into your eyes ✨

♡─

fred weasley

♡─

"george! we can be triplets"

"what? babe no--"

keeps going to mess with you

"yes, yes, maybe if we get tonks in on it too..."

"oh my merlin i hate you"

p r a n k s together

ginny and ron being so done...

"bloody hell, you two really are meant to be..."

"mm, yes we are."

in case you ever can't morph -- he'll cuddle with you and give you sweets anytime, anywhere

keeps your favourites in his pocket at all times

such a little thing and he knows you need to be at your lowest for it to really affect you but it still means the world to you

fred won't go out without having something ready in case you do hit rock bottom

anything for you to have that light in your eyes and colour in your hair

his beautiful, colorful little love

♡─

george weasley

♡─

"you can look like anyone?"

"yes..."

"oh y/n... IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES"

ron and ginny look at you with this look in their eyes -- y/n what the FUCK are you getting yourself into

"don't get ahead of yourself, im not a product at your shop"

goes redder than he already was (flustered smile ahh)

"of course not my love, i was just --"

realising you're only teasing and kissing you all excitedly

everyone being lowkey irritated with your relationship cause you're constantly pulling pranks on people

especially professors

shipping tf outta you tho

if tough times hit and you can't morph, he takes you on ✨ adventures ✨ to get you going again (spoiler: it always works)

basically... being a metamorphmagus and dating the number one jokester at the school? yea have fun in detention babe

♡─

fleur delacour

♡─

this flirt LMAOO

" 'nd why would you need to change your appearance when you're already so good looking? "

fleur's accent saying metamorphmagus?

SO CUTE

fawning over how thickly she says it

"what? i am only saying metamorphmagus!" + adorable huffing

im also obsessed with the idea of fleur calling you mon papillon

my butterfly in french... get it 🥺

the NURTURING omg >>>

if you're ever going through a rough patch and can't morph

whether its cuddling, taking you out, etc.,

she will do anything and everything to make you feel loved and happy again

because fleur always brings out (lovingly forces?) the very best in you <3

♡─

nymphadora tonks

♡─

her face lights up when you tell her

she's never met someone like her

doesn't actually want to talk about it much but she's so relieved and ecstatic that there's someone else who understands what it's like

always being there for each other through depressions/having trouble morphing

queens of couple costumes 💅

matching hair colours

sharing stories (omg the BANTER)

"mm sorry dora... mine's cooler"

"as if y/n" -- smirks and lays on your lap -- "i haven't even told you about the time i..."

this girl lives for trouble

pulling a parent trap just for fun (fjshsk if you haven't seen it -- twins switch places)

being the life of the party anywhere you go

just living your best lives 💕

♡─

bellatrix lestrange

♡─

extremely disappointed that you won't use it to help the dark lord

but she won't rat you out to him --

her devotion to you is stronger

when you found that out, it probably went something like this:

"but y/n!"

"i said no. me or him, bellatrix?"

her silence and kiss to the lips gives you the answer you wanted

threatens to tell but you both know she'll take your secrets to the grave

praises you with comments about your superiority

because bellatrix is already in complete awe of you

but having this rare ability is a major boost in her eyes

you remind her

"bella everyone is equal,"

since you're the only one that can challenge her beliefs

without getting avada kedavra'd, that is

"but i am pretty bloody badass, arent i?"

bellatrix is so fierce and hot ahdksjfp

"absolutely my love"

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#hermione granger #draco malfoy #harry potter #ron weasley #ginny weasley #luna lovegood #pansy parkinson #cho chang #george weasley #fred weasley #fleur delacour #nymphadora tonks #bellatrix lestrange #hermione granger x reader #draco malfoy x reader #harry potter x reader #ron weasley x reader #ginny weasley x reader #luna lovegood x reader #pansy parkinson x reader #cho chang x reader #george weasley x reader #fred weasley x reader #fleur delacour x reader #nymphadora tonks x reader #bellatrix lestrange x reader #imagine #headcanons #harry potter preferences #metamorphmagus

[the-night-before-we-met]

Some Marvus headcanons because the ones I see r not really my taste lmao

This is basically just my opinion on how he would react to different cores (and no it's not because I change my aesthetic almost every day,,)

Alt/emo/goth

♑If you're more of a "a black oversized T-shirt with a plaid skirt and a belt, maybe platforms and thigh higs" he's probably going to enjoy the skirt part a bit too much but he won't really have an opinion

🤡 Ss for emo, he'd probably ask if the bangs are really necessary and if you always layer your clothes so much. He kinds digs it but doesn't want you to overheat

🃏 I think he'll be surprised how elegant you look, especially the corset and the knee boots. Would probably try to match your style if you go to a red-carpet event.

Cottage/fairy/elf core

♑ He would find it really pretty, and probably would ask you how do you even find such clothes. Poor guy isn't really into vintage clothing.

🤡 Would insist that you always wear your fairy wings, he loves how unique they look. I feel like Marvus would cary you on his shoulder just so you can feel like you're flying

🃏 The ears and hair are everything, not to mention that you look just like out of a fairy tale. He's just so amazed by how you can style your clothes.

Grunge/vintage/ weird core

♑ Grunge is his favourite by far, especially if you wear way too oversized pants and tight tops. He's not big on the muted colours tho

🤡 He doesn't really have an opinion on this one either, it's just too different from him

🃏 He's honestly thinking to try this one. Your mismatched- well- everything with random jewellery is so weird that he loves it

Sk8r/gamer/ "normal"

♑ He's into the mom ripped jeans on you, those are his favourite, but he doesn't really like the oversized shirt as well

🤡 You literally go out in black jeans and a random shirt you own.. but he'd totally make you cosplay if you tell him what it means

🃏 too boring but he won't comment on it. He'd try to spice your outfits up a bit tho

#friendsim #hiveswap headcanons #hiveswap marvus #marvus xoloto #marvus x reader

[unreasonablebehaviour]

Pls take this random assortment of dsmp “hcs” (which is actually just me rambling out my ass but we love to see it//)

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- Sam just like gets really fuccn energetic in a thunderstorm... like just hyperactive but also like v strong..... also immune to electrocution :)

- He’s also like all creepers are, shit terrified of cats which is v funny considering he’s sorta friends with ant

- Even funnier if u want to take the ‘canon’ fact of ant being a whole ass 20 feet tall

- Speaking of ant and this absolutely isn’t a hc but I just find it very funny that people draw humanoid versions of all of the non human characters EXCEPT for ant who I have only ever seen drawn as a cat ghgh

- Bads skin colour is deadass vantablack like if he holds his hand in front of his face it just seemingly vanishes and you can’t pick out where his hand ends and face begins

- I want him to look terrifying.... like absolutely massive a complete unit of a man, sharp ass teeth, sharp spikes and horns, sharp claws, white glowing eyes........... but he’s just like “owo” at all times ghgh

- Skeppy has chronic pain from the diamonds growing inside his body and out of his skin... sometimes he ramps up how cheerful he is to try and hide how much pain he’s in that day

- Ranboo’s body is longer on his enderman side and so he physically can’t stand up straight unless his shorter leg is on a slope

- He’s half silverfish... mainly cause I think that’s funny like hehe both those and endermen are linked to the end/stronghold and can break blocks

- This does also mean he joins bad and skeppy in the ‘help I am v spiky’ club tho

- Also also like absolutely none of his clothes fit cause his limbs are so disproportionately long so rip his ankles in the tundra I guess

- Shortza supremacy

- Sapnap... blaze boy..... I want him to steam when he angy...... v warm to the touch and all of the dteam lay on top of him when it’s cold lmao

- George is like some weird ass mushroom man.... like he looks completely human for the most part but he’s not he just never tells anyone cause he has the mentality of ‘well no one ever asked?’ Or ‘it didn’t seem important’

- When he’s in danger the surrounding plants try to help him (like lmao there’s a war goin on? Nah just take a nap and miss out so you won’t get hurt :) )

- Imagine how much funnier the lmanberg saga would be if schlatt just looked like his profile icon rather than his mc skin.... just cute tiny sheep man in a sweater... I think it’d be like that one gif of the teddy bear slamming its head onto the table to acquire angy eyebrows

- Dreams has symmetrical white patches down the front of skin... kinda like vitiligo but not? Like deadass pure white

- I also kinda just imagine him having creepy solid black eyes ghgh (haha it’s cause he’s possessed)

- He’s immortal and kinda just snapped tbh like half the reason his actions are so manipulative, selfish and drastic are both because he’s so desperate to have control over things in his life and because low-key he kinda hopes that people will find a way to kill him off or get rid of the thing possessing him (I just want a happy ending :( make him not evil pls my poor heart can’t take a non happy for everyone ending//)

- Puffy is fluffy :) I will not elaborate further

- Revived people have creepy blacked out maybe kinda glowing eyes.... paler skin.... scars and phantom pains from their injuries....

- Phil just deadass found Wilbur hiding inside a fridge and took him home with him... wil just assumed the fridge was his mom and Phil found it too funny to correct him

- Tubbo is a moobloom hybrid and all the bees love him ok 💛

- I think it would be funny if dream just deadass can’t see shit through his mask rap considering all the feats he has done

- Phil is v old and ‘wise’ but is also fairly detached from reality as a result cause he can’t really remember what earlier parts of his life were like to understand how other people act

- I also think it’d be hilarious if he ironically had like 0 life skills... cooking? He’s shit at it. Sleep schedule? Never heard of it. Taxes? Isn’t that a state?

- The floors in the tundra trios homes are constantly being ruined by techno having hooves and Phil and maybe ranboo having claws... like u no how u can like dent and scrape a wooden floor with heels? Kinda like that

- Speaking of those three I also think it’d be very funny if they all collectively became useless or started fighting in the presence of a gold block cause like 👀 ‘oo gold/hehe shiny/hold block’ mentality

- Quackity can shapeshift.... but he’s like a ditto and always has the :] face.... mmm also maybe keeps any scars he has

- His ability to control this decreases the more he dies

- So like u could he talking to him and just suddenly he looks like someone else or like a weird mishmash of people and just hasn’t noticed lmao totally not freaky at all

- Literally non of the tundra trio are equipped for the weather like u have someone from the hot af nether, bird man who’d realistically be prone to hypothermia and someone who’s allergic to water like lmao why do yall live here what is wrong with you

- I want niki to just be very exasperated by this fact

- I want her to bake goods for her friends... tailored to their tastes.... cheer up food :)

- Also i forget when she changed her skin but I think it’d be very funny if she dyed her hair pink as an intimidation factor to tommy cause she knows he dislikes techno

- Puffy ily but I do not trust you with Tommy after the disaster that was bbh and skeppys relationship counselling

- The concept of the totems being foolish’s children is very funny to me like just the implication that he just leaves his kids in random chests for people to steal and that when they witness someone die they just explode with revive energy or something like w h a t

- Ghostbur either isn’t actually Wilbur and is just some entity pretending to be him hence the ‘poor memory’ OR him and limbo Wilbur are two halves of one entity

- I just find it v sus that he’s the only ghost that’s ever shown up... and regularly at that

- mmm tubbo hard of hearing.... relies on reading lips the best he can when to help clarify what people are saying but he can hear people well enough if they raise their voice quite loud

- cursed hc but what if ash and Zachary were somehow michael decendants and they like porkums cause he’s either originally a family friend or he just reminds them of stuff

- Ok half of these aren’t even hcs anymore and is just me rambling but who let Karl be in charge of the time travel he has such strong himbo energy

- That being said villain Karl when 👀//

- Why is tubbo like one of the smartest most accomplished people on the sever... he’s like 17..... like my man has been president, developed a new form of fast travel, has a family, developed a nuclear weapons program by himself, launched a man into space, developed a whole town and more .... like who let him have this much power he can barely read//

- I think it’d be funny if techno was just really bad at strategy games..... like ok technically he’s not bad at them but like he just spends 4 days analysing every last minute detail every round to optimise his chances of winning//

- I feel like people don’t give Jack enough credit for the fact he cheated death using nothing but spite

#mcyt #dsmp #god do I dare tag everyone #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #jack manifold #nihachu #ranboo #tubbo #philza #jschlatt #dreamwastaken #sapnap #georgenotfound #badboyhalo #skeppy #captain puffy #technoblade #awesamdude #antfrost #quackity #karl jacobs #foolish gamers #I think that’s everyone I mentioned? #anyway these have absolutely 0 cohesion #no thoughts just random hcs and ideas #am I allowed to bully tubbo for being dyslexic if I too am dyslexic #dif kind of dyslexic but still #I mean it affectionately #/long post

[apenapaperandadoofus]

Can you make a list on who you think is the most to least reliable of the RFA (+ Minor Trio if you want!) when it comes to pets 👀

gasp you know what yes (I've been wanting to make some lists for a while -maybe least to most bottom of each of the RFA characters LMAO-)

MysMe characters least to most reliable with a pet and what pet would they have:

11. Rika

LMFAO bet ya didn't expect that did ya!? Nah you probably did, anyway the reason why she's the least reliable for a pet it's kinda obvious, first of all, she would refuse to get her pet treatment when it almost turns blind and ma'am? Please help your dog???

Also if at any time the pet dies she would start another cult so let's not risk it with her. Instead of an animal maybe give her a rock instead pfttt (actually wait-no she'd probably throw it at our poor mint coloured hair boy just give her a dog plushy it smth she can't be trusted with alive things)

10. Saeyoung

You may be asking me, Amanda, why, Saeyoung absolutely loves cats he'd be a cool cat dad, and yes, you're right. But you also don't understand that this man's love for cats goes SO far that he will actually cause chaos all around him. He'd give the cat SO many treats, not only that, but he'd also cuddle them, and that's nice tight? Wrong. This man will try to stretch the cat, grab it and twirl it around, reenact the lion king and do the 'Simba' bit and everything. Not only that he'd completely use it to prank Zen and everyone else, overall, he'd be a great pet owner but it'd be too much chaos so let's just stick with loving cats from afar.

Also I feel like he'd get a snake for some reason, and he'd dress them up in like a fancy bowtie a hat, or an iguana or chameleon y'know? He'd go for the amphibian type :o

9. Ray

I love our boy, I really do, but honestly how do you expect him to take care of a dog if he can't take care of himself. 😢

Actually scratch that, if he had a dog he would definitely love it and spoil it, and we live for that but also:

honey focus on yourself too we don't want you to D I E

Maybe give him a hamster or smth, while he's hacking away and watching MC in their room the hamster will be spinning on it's wheel super happy

Or he can have some cute fishes 🐟🐠

And like his brother, because great minds think alike, maybe a chameleon. He'd be pretty scared of them at first but he found one under some flowers and decided to rescue it, and now he sort of ended up adopting it :D

Although I find it pretty unlikely that he'll get a pet, he's more into flowers anyway

(OH WAIT WHAT ABOUT BEES? YA LIKE JAZZ -im sorry pft but now I need to see Ray in like those bee farmer dress things lmao)

8. Zen

I could see him as the pet owner that takes their dogs on walks and such, but honestly, if he's allergic to cats he's probably allergic to other animals too, at least some with a lot of hair! Although I feel like he'd get one of those big dogs and he'd go on runs with it all the time. The dog would be like the ones that are mostly thought of as super dangerous or aggressive but it turns out they're a sweetheart. Either that or a poodle 🐩💀 (but like I said, he's probably allergic to animals with lots of hair.)

HOW ABOUT A PARROT? ZEN COULD TOTALLY PRACTICE HIS LINES AND SONGS WITH THE PARROT AJDNFBFB

7. Jihyun

Jihyun would be pretty good as a pet owner but honestly he'd be super nervous at everything at first. Welcome to the Jihyun apologizing to his pet show akdjdn. But would we trust him with a pet? He wasn't really able to take care of two teenage boys -although it was mostly because he was in a toxic relationship 💀

When he has his sight problems he could totally get those helper dogs? (Forgot what they're called I'm sorry T_T)

He'd probably get a more chill pet tho, maybe a cat (he probably likes them a lot too! Also they're pretty calming.) So he could have like the guide dog and a small kitty too!

6. Jaehee

She'd be an awesome pet mom lol. I don't think she'd get a cat after being traumatized from pet-sitting Elizabeth. Maybe she could get like a turtle 🐢

Or maybe a rat to reenact Ratatouille lmaoo

She wouldn't get big pets unless the MC wanted to adopt something (and if they're a couple, we all know what people who want kids but can't or just aren't able to adopt at the moment, do, they get DOGS AND CATS!!!)

So honestly she'd start understanding why Jumin pampers Elly so much, since your dogs basically your child now PFTTT

Maybe a bunny too? I could see her working with the bunny on her head lmao and that's adorable

Omg imagine her with a SNAKE, HOW BADASS WOULD THAT BE???

5. Suit Saeran

You may be wondering once again, WHAT AND WHY

Let me explain.

Suit would dffinetly get those scary and big dogs that have spiky collars and everything, and he'd probably call him something like Killer or Skull Destroyer, or maybe Blade lmao

And we all know he'd die for his dog. It's the only one he can trust ajdhdbdbd

He'd be like the bad boys that walk around with their dog everywhere growling at people (not just the dog, the two of them)

And "Spike" would be so well taken care of. Believers have to start doing draws to see who feeds the monster dog that always bites them PFTTT

The dog would also dffinetly know how to fight. It'd be cute if the only person he likes appart from Saeran tho is MC hehe

AND you cannot change my mind in this, ever since Saeran got "Dark Knight" (I'm experimenting with the dog names pfft) he's shown him a picture of Saeyoung and taught him to absolutely hate his guts, so Seven, buddy, maybe don't get to close to them lol

AND the backstory for this dog is that Saeran found him under some bushes, hurt, and the dog reminded him of when he was younger, so he took him in and that's how the doggie came to be :3

3. GE Saeran

Idk, he'd also get the normal-ish animals, like a bunny or a cat (he'd like how calming they are.)

He'd be awesome with animals too!

Also uhm, someone please draw him as a farmer AJDHDHD lmaoo that's the first thing that came to mind 😂

He'd be the person that likes animals but like....other people's animals? He'd love to see Elizabeth and such, but he wouldn't really want to have one (unless MC wanted to of course.) It's not that he doesn't like them, it's mostly because he feels more comfortable with other people's pets ajdjdbd

Also he doesn't want them to ruin the garden oop

3. In a tie with Saeran, Yoosung

I forgot about him and didn't want to change the numbers lmao

Yoosung is a vet, c'mon he knows how to deal with animals!

At first he'd be so freaking nervous and would be just like a helicopter parent, making sure the doggie is alright and such, but then he gets the hang of it and he's perfect.

We all know we got a bunny with him too in his GE :D so maybe a dog and a bunny! He'd have more than one pet I'll tell ya that.

2. Jumin

Listen he's the king alright? He pampers his cat SO much, and you can just TELL how much he loves Elly. We all stan a man that loves animals.

He'd probably get some exotic pets too, maybe a few horses and birds that are really exotic or something

But can you imagine him with like....a tiger PFT

He'd be like: omg this is a cat but bigger let me have one

It'd be like Sebastian from Black Butler lol

He'd also be up to a dog, it'd take a bit of convincing but if MC wants one then he'd snap his fingers and get them one immediately (I love this man he's so ADORABLE) and then they'd have two children and Zen wouldn't have to worry about just Elizabeth

1. Vanderwood

Yes! The one! The only!

He's the only one appart from Jaehee that has more than one braincell PFTTTTT

He'd have a pretty big and scary dog that would've an absolute sweetheart when you get to know them. Everyone at first is scared but the dog just wants to sleep and eat, that's all.

Vanderwood is super responsible, I mean after Saeyoung I'm sure a dog would be nothing. He'd also compare Seven to his dog lol "Not even Capitan America is that dirty!"

"you named your dog Capitan America...?"

"shut the hell up or I'm tasing you."

His dog would spend all day sleeping. Sometimes Vanderwood will take him on walks, and they really enjoy that time together.

Vanderwood romance route? Uh, no he's far too in love with his dog to be doing anything else PFT

And you cannot once again change my mind on this:

He talks to his dog when he's alone.

He will tell him about his day as he cooks or does the laundry. He'd be in an apron making some dinner and be all like:

"Ugh, today I had to take care of that no-good for nothing guy again. It's incredible how messy his house can get in just a matter of hours! Not only that, he wasn't eating properly again, that idiot. I had to practically drag him out of his chair and make him eat some food. Not that I'm worried. It'd just be a hassle to have to find another hacker as good as him. Seriously that guy...."

And the dog would be like excuse me do I look like your therapist please just give me food lolol

#mystic messenger #saeyoung choi #saeran choi #jumin han #choi bois #jihyun mysme #mysme #yoosung kim #jaehee kang #mysme zen

[lordeasriel]

Do you have a take on what Phillip and Vera’s daemons would be? Or any of the other guests’ for that matter?

Hehehe yes I do, I've been waiting for this question for so long lmao I'm working on a new fic that is ATTWN written by the Agatha Christie of Lyra's world so I had to come up with daemons for all of them.

I'll start in reverse order, from Vera to Marston, since you asked about her first anon.

For Vera, I was torn between a brownish/greyish owl and a marmoset. I really can't imagine any other Vera than Maeve Dermody, and because appearance is important when thinking about Daemons (because daemons lend something of their animal form to the human, ie 'a serpent daemon usually has a human with a serpentine vibes' this was said by Philman in an interview), I think an owl would have suited her. She has big eyes, that are always darting around; she's often immobile, observing her surroundings. However, I think that a marmoset suits her better because Vera has a Hannah Relf quality to her (another marmoset daemon, in case you haven't read the HDM books). It's that silent attitude, keeping to herself, wary of her surroundings and while she seems weak and fragile, Vera is not afraid to act or reacts extremely if the situation calls for it. She is also very shrewd, and I chose the marmoset for her because there is something so appealing to see Vera, big eyes and shrewd attitude behind a mask of silly girl, with a daemon clinging to her neck, observing the room, tiny and silent, but just as clever as she is.

For Lombard, and this one was a no brainer, he has a panther. Show! Lombard would have a black panther, because it suits Aidan Turner's looks; for the book, it would still be a panther type, but a spotted leopard one. Book! Lombard is more earthy than Show! Lombard, hence his daemon having a lighter, more brown palette. As for the reason, there wasn't a lot of thinking when I chose this; in the book, Lombard is described many times like a panther: dangerous, lithe, moving quietly about the house. Everyone in the house feels this vibe and they know he is dangerous, and he sees them as prey (because one of them is the killer and he is just waiting to catch them). I think for a man like him, having a big, dangerous daemon, is very suitable. There is also something of Asriel in him, both in the show and book, so it's fitting they have the same/similar type of daemon.

For Blore, I knew it had to be a type of dog. Everything about Blore screams "barks more than it bites", and while he can be assertive and take control, he always defers to people if they say the right thing to him. Book! Blore would have a boring, but bigger dog, I imagine; he is described as a big man, and he has a very thuggish attitude. Maybe a German Shepherd. Show! Blore is more sleek and clever, less thuggish more alert and paranoid, but also more in control. He dresses nice, is rather vain specially towards his skills, so I gave him a black poodle, a small one though. Blore, although assertive, always is overwhelmed by Armstrong and Lombard, both men that have a bigger presence and willpower than he does.

For Armstrong, I was torn between weasel and a badger, and I think the badger suits him better. It's tempting to go weasel and say he was oh cunning and sleek, but I don't think that's true. While Show! Armstrong loses his shit fairly quickly, even in distress he maintains some control (like when he insists to take care of Mrs Rogers despite Rogers saying she was alright; or when they are all dancing and he is staring at Vera and Lombard, suspicious, trying to steady himself). The Badger fits him better: grounded, stable creatures but also very vicious if they have to be; if my doctor had a badger daemon I would feel safe, I think. Examples of badger daemons in the books I think it's Malcolm's mom, who is incredibly down-to-earth and assertive, which represents Book! Armstrong better, I'll be honest, but I can see Toby Stephens with a badger daemon as Armstrong as well. His character is a man with a sense of belonging, and he perceives his surroundings very well. In the book, Armstrong is more cool headed (for the show, him and Vera have their attitudes swapped, which I like but it's fair to mention here as well) and more in control of his motions. He moves around everyone and doesn't start dissent like in the show, which I think makes sense for his daemon. He doesn't fight unless he has too.

For Wargrave, and this was fun, but I was torn between a butterfly and a chameleon, and I ultimately decided for the butterfly because I thought the chameleon was too on the nose with his twist. This is for both show and book, and if there are changes it's probably just in colours and patterns. In the book, Wargrave is often described as someone with a reptile smile, hence why I chose the chameleon at first, but I think he is still a fragile man at his core. Butterflies are synonym of beauty and change; they tend to be associated with evolution and growth, and that's Wargrave's story I think. He is a man who spent his life working in law, seeing dozens and dozens of criminals come and go and die: he was known for having a high death rate, so I imagine he dealt with heinous crimes the most (I don't know for sure but I don't think they hanged people for stealing or whatever in the early 20th century, but take this with a pinch of salt lmao). Then one day Wargrave meets this Edward Seton, a total sadist (and a serial killer in the show) and he realised things about himself that he didn't know before. In the show, he has a line about Seton having a legacy of terror to be remembered, while he and everyone else would be forgotten and I think that's very much what the butterfly represents for Wargrave. When he finds out he is sick, he finds growth in pursuing his true passion, which was murder. The butterfly is also a very fragile daemon, and because of that she doesn't reflect his true physique (despite sick he is nowhere near as frail as he appears to be), and her beauty helps lure the trust of people, make him seem trustworthy (Vera on the show, Armstrong in the book). Just to add, he is also separated from her, and this is how he manages to fake his death well. (i was saving this twist for the fic but I might never finish it lmao)

For Miss Brent, this one had me thinking a lot. Like, a lot. I was torn between a toucan and a spider, and I ultimately decided to go for the toucan, mostly because I think it suits her better. Spiders are often associated with storytellers and creative people and Emily Brent is far from creative. She is judgemental, conservative, vain and nasty towards anyone she considers unworthy. In the show, she has an attitude towards the General, she likes him well and they don't quite explain why, but I think it's because he is from her generation - and social status - and she respects him for it. The same goes for Wargrave and Armstrong, but towards Armstrong she just respects his status, not his age. She sort of sees him as "still young but on the right path". She absolutely resents Lombard - as she does in the book, probably for the same reason: he is pretty much a living hands to mouth kind of guy and he is immoral according to her - and she doesn't think highly of Blore either, also because of social status. Anyway, I can do a separate post about this, but I chose the toucan because they are beautiful birds, a little menacing, and they have a bit of a bitchy attitude. No deeper thought to that to be fair lmao. Toucans make me think "vain" and I love this concept because Miss Brent loathes women who wear make up or show off, but I think this Is clearly a façade on her part, because she is also vain, in her own way.

For Rogers, I was torn between a big, posh dog and a fox. Now, this one is tough because we fall into that "good servants have dog daemons" rule, which I think it's too simplistic to define a person's nature. I'm more inclined towards the posh dog, mostly because I think that helps Rogers fit in with a crowd that isn't his; and sure, he is a cunning man (like a fox daemon would evoke) but I think a dog like a Dobermann suits Rogers best, in the book at least. A fox would suit show! Rogers better, but the dog suits him too physically (tall, slender, mean looking), so I'm sticking with the dog.

For the General, I think a hawk. A bird of prey. He was a soldier and he was fucking shrewd to send a man to die in such an inconspicuous way. Birds of prey Daemons have very passionate humans - Ma Costa, Tony Costa, Anthony Hassall, as well as Bud Schlesinger and Marcel Delamare with their owls - but while owls are tame and introvert, hawks tend to be extreme and out there, lashing out and being menacing with ease. This was a natural choice for me, although I also considered eagles for him later, but changed my mind. (On my notes I wrote "def not an owl" lmao)

For Mrs Rogers, I think a mouse would suit her, and I know this is painfully obvious, but that's the vibe she gives me. A small person, being coerced and oppressed by a petty tyrant, and she just lets things steer her by, absolutely not in control of her life. I also gave her a same sex type of daemon, because she just has that uncanny aura, I don't know how to explain it; I can see that affecting her life since childhood, and steering her towards a man like Rogers, who would take advantage of her loneliness. Same sex daemons are rare and the example we had was in someone extremely sensitive, and I feel that in Mrs Rogers.

And lastly, Tony Marston, and this one I had too many options, but I opted for a Margay, who was suggested to me in fact. It's a feline daemon, very slick and lithe but also very ethereal looking, which I think suits Marston: handsome but lacking substance (not lacking so much substance in the show tho lmao get it? cause he did cocaine? a substance? Haha please don't unfollow me). Frankly, because he dies first I didn't give this too much thought, but I knew it had to be a wild daemon, quick and lithe.

Honorable mention to Fred Narracott and his seagull daemon. Thanks for asking this anon, I had a blast!

#asks #hdm au: attwn #and then there were none #thanks for the ask anon I've been waiting for it for so long lmao #long post

[seanfalco]

I would totally like to hear more about Aev and Sean's wedding. Is Derek the best man or has he convinced them to let him officiate? Is Aev's father there or is that a touchy subject? Is Sean the wedding photographer or is he allowing someone else to be behind the camera so he can live in the moment? Is Aev doing the whole 'something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue?' thing? If so, what's hers? Just tell me allll the stuff.

sjdjdjsksk mel ily, giving me an excuse to talk about my babies 😭

omg lmao I’m picturing Derek as the officiant now and I’m cracking upppp

but he’d definitely be the best man (la la la that’s the sound of me ignoring canon events and being happy lol)

Rowan would be one of the groomsmen (tho he’d probably be the only other one, since the wedding party would be small)

Neither Sean or Aev are very religious, so they’d have a justice of the peace officiate

They have an outdoors autumn wedding before it gets too cold out, but the leaves are starting to change colours

The colour sceme is navy, teal, & gold

Sean doesn’t wear a traditional tux, but a button down shirt (with the sleeves rolled up) and a tweed vest & suspenders and a navy tie.

As you know when they first begin dating, Aev’s parents aren’t exactly fond of Sean but eventually they begin to get along, Sean having a heart to heart with her dad after their engagement. it also doesn’t hurt that his photography starts to take off and he starts having more of a stable income to provide for Aev (even tho she contributes as well, thankyouverymuch)

Aev does talk Sean into hiring a photographer for the big day, but Sean ends up behind his camera anyway, taking candids of the guests and so many of Aev until she takes the camera from him, telling him she wants him in some of the photos and that he’s taken enough and it’s time for him to enjoy the day.

At first he’s reluctant to trust someone else to capture their memories, but he ends up thankful that he does, losing himself in dancing with Aev.

let’s see, something old - her dress (it’s vintage), something new & blue - her shoes (teal converse), & lastly, something borrowed - the necklace she wears belongs to her grandmother

#joz answers #midnightseance #sean x aev #oc: aev swift (bs au) #oc stuff #ily mel

[starglitterz]

i need to stop playing valorant but uh here i am with main headcannons

Venti: I see him as a Jett main, because wind cool and also he would play based on agility, movement and speed that type of stuff AND HE RELIES ON HER PASSIVE TALENT (gliding basically)

Zhongli: i see him as a sage or pheonix main because his reaction time isnt very fast and these characters can heal themselves. (also random thing i see zhongli as xiao’s older brother who’s like 8 years older than xiao who got into valorant obviously with a lot of convincing from xiao)

Xiao: I see him as a Viper, omen or yoru main. He’s the master of deception. I swear to god. He would probably use teleports or viper’s smoke toxin thingy a lot.

Childe: Pheonix. I feel like he would be really reckless and aggressive with his plays and because he’s so reckless, he uses pheonix’s ult, second life(hehe dongsheng), a lot. he only wins by eliminating the other team, spikes not involved here.

Ganyu: I feel like she would be more in the backlines, supporting her team however she can, so sage would be her main. not much to say here but she’s probably a more defensive player.(she has to heal childe so many times like oh my god. also got into valorant from xiao)

Rosaria: She’s a reyna main. no doubt here. Reyna can inflict Nearsight on her enemies, heal herself, turn intangible, and even turn invisible. Like holy crap that’s overpoweredskkksks

Xinyan: A RAZE MAIN OH MY GOD I JUST SEE HER AS ONE YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

(trying to keep it short here working on longer version to post on blog lmfao)

-Luca

WAHHH OMG THIS IS SO DETAILED WAIT LEMME REPLY TO ALL OF THIS

also sorry my val knowledge isn't that deep i haven't played in a while T_T

under the cut bc it got kinda long LOL

venti: yes omg i totally agree !! i can just imagine him having so much fun messing around with her knives, and since it's like a long distance type of ult it kinda matches with how he uses a bow in genshin yk?

zhongli: LASDKJSD ZHONGLI AS A SAGE MAIN,,, SO TRUE - he has no idea what's going on but if he puts a wall here, that helps his team right? right ??? wait, why's xiao screaming at him to heal?! is he injured?! *runs to check on xiao irl and ends up losing the round* zhongli basically is very confused, boomer peepaw is trying his best tho LMAO

xiao: THE WAY XIAO AND VIPER'S COLOUR PALETTE LOWK MATCHES... also both xiao and viper r hot asf <333 but yes omg he does use the smoke toxin thing a lot, but also based on my hc for the streamer xiao drabble, he has amazing aim oml he just easily headshots everyone

childe: CHILDE AS A RECKLESS PLAYER YES I AGREEE ASKDASKD he never goes along with what his team decides, he always just pushes to wherever he likes and they would hate him for it if it wasn't for his win rate - also i feel like he prefers knifing people instead of using guns bc hes just that sadistic

ganyu; help my baby shes so adorable T_T yes omg shes a healer main ! she finds sage so pretty too,,, and she doesn't rlly mind healing childe all the time although she wishes that he would be more careful, and she's super happy xiao introduced her to valorant, even if her busy schedule doesn't let her play that often

rosaria; reyna main for sure i completely agree but also like,,, thats sexc 👀 YESS SHES WAY TOO OP !! she rarely plays bc she complains that she has too much work from her job that she hates, but when she does play, let's just say the enemy team has no chance, like it's a 13-0 match LMFAOOO

xinyan; THERE ARE NO WORDS THIS SUITS HER SM SKJDSKJD pls the bright colour palette, the explosive kit, xinyan literally loves playing as raze and never plays as anyone else

luca this was so cool !!╰(*°▽°*)╯also im going to cry xiao as a viper main its too perfect 😭

u should totally brainrot in my inbox more, hint hint AHAHA

#📧 — mail ! #luca💌 #q.venti #q.zhongli #q.xiao #q.childe #q.ganyu #q.rosaria #q.xinyan

[lavenderek]

hi, A/3 volunteer back again! i hope i can answer your questions properly, but i’m on mobile so sorry if i get a bit confused. it’s also going to be quite long but i hope you can figure out which questions i’m replying to. let me know if you need any more clarification!

1 - as tag wranglers, we don’t moderate content via deletion, etc - we just move fics into the correct tags, and it’s typically on a fandom basis (for example, i might solely wrangle for something like the supernatural fandom only). i’ve never come across ‘problematic’ tags since most of the time, it’s just sorting tags into like... more general tags? so example - someone tags a fic with ‘kinda fluffy kinda angsty’. we would then kind of make it so that tag redirects to ‘fluff with angst’, even though it still appears as the original tag on the fic. does that make sense? i’m also a little unsure of the other questions you had here - which is totally my fault, i’m in the middle of writing an essay for uni that needs to be in in like... 12 hours and my brain is frazzled - but if you were asking about a situation where if i was concerned that a single user had a collection of fics that were all entirely based upon something illegal and reported their entire account to mods, would it be deleted - i’m not sure. tag wranglers are kind of like low-level moderators, and we’re not what would typically be thought of as moderators since we simply reorganise content versus actually removing it. since the reporting process is typically through the site itself and is handled by an entirely separate team, i cant speak for how they think or what their process is.

2 - it’s up to our judgement as to if we want to report it, but again, the tags we wrangle are VERY general. tags like ‘dead dove don’t eat’ and stuff that are typically full of polarising content arent something i’ve come across, because i think they make up a minority of most fandoms when put against tags like ‘fluff’ and ‘angst’ and even stuff like ‘chocolate’, lmao. i’m not certain what happens when a report is processed and the fic is found to be removable - what i do know though is that with fics that are seen as breaking specific laws (i.e depictions of CSA, slander, etc) mods are often a lot more hard-handed for several reasons (reputation both within the community and in terms of the fact they could very much get in legal trouble). again though, i’m a low-level moderator and don’t see that side of the process. however, if i report something and it’s not taken down, i’m not implicated in any way. it’s been a while since i’ve been on the site and reported anything so i’m not entirely certain if reporting is 100% anonymous or if you have to supply details like email, but i think if you DO supply things, it’s to ensure you aren’t mass-reporting someone (bc i think that counts as targeted harassment). email is also possible to fake, so i think you can make the process anonymous if you want to. as for how often i personally report fic - not often. i’m a CSA victim (which is why this topic is touchy for me tbh), and i don’t like to go through the process because i find it arduous - you have to give an explanation as to why you’re reporting the fic, and i find it triggering at times. i’ve also never been in a position where i have found a fic while actively volunteering that i feel has been necessary to report, so i can’t speak for that either. all of that being said - i’ve heard of and seen on one occasion fics and entire accounts be deleted for harassment/slander - in particular, i’ve heard multiple times that accounts dedicated to purposely like... making fun of? or like technically harassing? kpop boy group members have been taken down because even though their content is ‘technically’ fanfiction, it’s obviously just there to incite hatred against a specific person. so, imo, if mods are quick on taking down accounts obviously run by 14 year olds in fandom drama writing numerous fics where boyband member A calls boyband member B stupid and tells him nobody likes him, i think they’re very likely just as serious about taking down more serious content. that’s just my opinion and my personal experience though, and it’s distinct from my volunteering.

overall, on the whole topic of CSA on the website - it’s really tough even just as a basic content moderator. there’s lots of reasons as to why people post it, and though people are very obviously welcome and encouraged to think critically about everything, it’s a fact that the topic is really really difficult to manoeuvre (culture, who is posting it, when was it posted, why it’s being posted aka vent fics, etc). as i said, i’m a CSA victim myself, so i understand the frustration, but it’s too nuanced and difficult a topic to be able to say ‘ban it all’. however, i do think the site is doing their best to crack down on stuff that is very obviously on there for one specific reason, and i also think generally, they’re changing things so people are able and sometimes encouraged to anonymise themselves by not giving any profile info and to protect themselves by turning off comments completely, etc. i find that you can make it really easy to curate your posting experience so that essentially, you can post but nobody can really interact.

3 - i like tag wrangling! i got into it because i saw a position on the front page of the site and decided to go for it. it wasn’t very taxing to get into and you don’t have to put much work in - a couple of hours a week is enough, and they’re understanding about work/uni/etc. it’s easy to meet other people through volunteering, and they ensure everyone is over 18. i don’t read through fic myself - just through tags, and then i sort them into their proper places. if something is tagged wrong, we don’t get in touch with the author, we just do our best to reorganise the tag so it redirects into the correct place - again, for instance, if someone writes a fantasy AU that they tag with ‘high fantasy prince/princess AU’ and that tag doesn’t exist, we would sort it into the main tag for a royalty AU or something like that. re: monetisation of fics: technically, monetised content is not allowed on A/3 - if someone is advertising their patreon or kofi in their authors notes or profile, you’re supposed to report it just as a general user. i think it’s because it puts the site at risk of being sued or something? but as a low level mod, i don’t HAVE to report these things unless i see them while i’m tag wrangling (aka i see a tag like ‘my patreon is XYZ!!!!! send me money!!!!!!’) and i personally don’t report monetised fics because ... i don’t find it a prominent issue, lmao. people are also learning to avoid it by being like this is my tumblr or this is my twitter, and when you click on their social media they link their patreon or whatever There instead. also, idk who decided the colour scheme! i think it was just like a generally agreed upon thing with the site designers. i also think there’s been convo for a few years about dark modes and stuff on the site, but i’m pretty sure the site has to get a few more things out of the way before they’ll prioritise that (i know they’re trying to work on a better moderating system for things like spam and harassment atm bc the spam filter absolutely sucks dick lol). i’ll totally drop a mention like WOW, wouldnt it be AMAZING if we could have this SPECIFIC COLOUR SCHEME, tho <3

thank you so much for responding!!! this is really cool to know, i've never even seen a post by an a*3 worker before so you're a total unicorn right now

heh uni-corn because you're in uni. sorry i'm tired too

good luck on your paper!

#haters #who is this even #long post

[mikkock]

Hey hi your murder mystery art is super totally cool and amazing and I'd like to Extra! Extra! hear all about it *rattles bells*

haha wow i cant believe ud ask me THIS! unbelievable! now im gonna have to make a long post!

all info under the cut cause im kind like that ♥

For reasons I felt like making a Fancy Ass murder mystery story, with you know, hella complex secret storylines and everyone having drama and shit, and one person died but the more the story goes the less people care about who did the murder and the more they want tHE JUICY DETAILs. X and Y had an afFAIR you say!!! well that’s thousands time more interesting than that murder that happened, who cares about the culprit its not like any of us are going anywhere anyway! tell me more about the marital issues!

The ultimate Vibes are Clue (the game, ya kno, it had a movie too, and that movie was shot with three different endings -fun fact- so that movie theatres could play one alternatively that way people wouldnt get spoiled or even if they did they would not get the ending they were spoiled or even if all three were spoiled you couldnt know which ending you were getting anyway, big dick move, cause its an old movie and film is expensive, also that movie stupid and campy, ALSO I ONLY LEARNED MAKING THIS AU THAT IN ENGLISH THE GAME’S CALLED “CLUE” wE CALL IT CLUEDO therefore my wip playlist is called cluedo. because. fuck it.)(i just have an emotional attachment to that game i even had a cd rom video game version and it was the spookiest shit for a 6 years old, trust me, i played it so much tho i didnt even understand the rULES i was just making scenarios like gathering the characters in rooms n making conversations outloud cause honestly the banter is the best part of a murder mystery) ANYWAY that sure is a whole paragraph of tangent. 

BUT YE the inspo from the Clue game. you can tell it from the Colours obviously, everyone’s colour codded.(even everyone’s name is colours as well you’ll see it’s real dang fancy! im just remaking that game but with 2932020 characters and more behind the scenes drama and also for gay people.)

So BASIC PLOT!

Sir Belyy, the dude in white, is The Rich Powerful Respected Fancy Boss, and he throws a Fancy Reception Party with his closest friends and associates to celebrate the opening of a new branch of his business. All the lads gather in his wonderful little very isolated mansion in the middle of nowhere, like ok he got a death wish or something or he’s very trusting of his business partners, but not a good move, cause in the middle of the reception, as A Phat Storm Starts (for plot convenience, we going with a campy vibe if you couldnt tell), his body is found, it’s awful, there’s a killer on the loose! All the guests gather, and attempt to maybe contact the authorities, to not avail, since The Storm ya know, phone lines are Broken my dude. Its clear that the culprit is among them, since no one could have entered the house, or left it (cuz once again, ThE sTORm). And then it’s all about interrogating each other, distrust, alliances and betrayal, revealing one’s deepest secrets when they form an alibi and revealing someone else’s deepest secret for they could be a motive! Meanwhile there’s a dead body in the mansion just chillin there. 

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So as I mentioned, I changed everyone’s name to be colour related (or ya know, food or flowers of that colour cause sometimes a colour in a language would not work as a name given the way names work in that culture all that jazz) which is the trippiest thing cause tHATS NOT YALLS USUAL NAMES but its fun (also changed so many ages hgfhs it was a trip)(still no one’s really old i guess i got boomerphobia). The “Cast” is clearly the most important part, and if ur a True “My OCs” Connaisseur (hdfghd the most useful skill to have, knowing *MY* Charactersdshgd) you may have recognised some faces and can already read some vibes and predict who will be progressing the plot and who will be yelling at people throwing accusations ghdfgd.

(god i wish i hadnt slacked off making the portraits of everyone in that AU i only have 3 tho that’s so sad so ill just make little sketches just cause <3 only text??? i got too many hoes with no attention span for that)

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Sir BELYY (the one who dIEs lmao)

(bust shot missing the fact that this man is the tallest beefiest lad around)

Intimidating, powerful, composed, wealthy, carries the name of a family who has generations of control to it’s reputation, he’s The Man that hoes who believe in the economy wishes they were. As in, the “self made” man who only just happened to benefit from having a wealthy background to uplift his plans. In his youth, he wanted to prove his worth, seperated himself from his father, started a business, that business became big, then got attached to the family’s business, bam back to square one but with Reputation now. There seemed to be VERY big tension between him and The Father, some speculate it had to do with his unknown mother, and some family drama there, and it never got resolved as old man Belyy died quite young (the jUICY speculations are that current sir Belyy mURDEREd old man sir Belyy, fucked up if true!). People love him though in general, as he has that reputation of “Cold Lad With a Gold Heart” aka he takes people under his wings, donates, doesnt treat his employees like the absolute worst garbage etc... you know, he’s rich and a half decent person, so obviously he’s an angel on earth. But does it matter though, he’s dead! that’s the concept of the story!  

Mr.GRAY (the grey guest)(who could have guessed from the name)

He’s one of Sir Belyy’s oldest employees, and benefits from a high rank in the company. But, sadly for him, he’s been stagnating lately, as newer, youngest employees seem to have Belyy’s favours, and are his prefered associates for important tasks and positions. Therefore he has Some Bitterness, Some Salt, Some Distaste, some unbriddled but professionally muted hatred for Specific people in the company. He can be an antagonistic figure, but the amount of time he spent in Belyy’s circle grants him an immense quantity of information about the man, but mostly, about his business. Anything about the company’s history, dealings, operations, he’s aware of, either having been told of them, or having snooped around to obtain, immune to being questioned due to his legitimacy in the company.

Mr.LIM (the green guest)

Remember when it was said that Gray had beef with some employees cause they were younger and rose to high ranks faster than him and became Belyy’s favourite over him? Yeah well here comes the one he hates the most for that (ofc he’s belyys fave cuz he’s Mine <3) Our lad caught Belyy’s attention for his Exploits in like, em fancy high school tournaments of smart people, it’s a thing its ridiculous, making kids compete on Smart stuff for the pride of their schools n shit, well homie Lim got clout when doing that, and Belyy was extremely interested cause that kid’s main thing was how “this young lad got mad strategic skills tf are u a war general or smth how fancy”, and that’s a coveted skill for ruthless business. So as soon as the kid is an adult, bam, join the company my dude. And because he’s just that Cool n Sexy ofc he met the expectations Belyy had, and old man Belyy got attached cuz it do be such a young lad, a kid, mentally i am adopting. That’s how you get a youngas employee becoming the right hand man of one the phatest CEO in a few years, and even make your way into being a Good Lad on top of a business partner. And that’s how you get Gray to hate your ass too. Now though, fine lad with mad strategic skills, rising to power that fast, and even infiltrating Belyy’s private life? If I were Gray I’d call suspicion there’s surely some shady stuff going no way we’re just dealing with a nice fella who just happens to work good and be friendly to the boss right?

Herra MUSTA (the black “guest”)

Belyy’s newest butler, assistant, house keeper, he multitasks. His family has been tied to Belyy’s for generations, fullfilling roles of help, but also of confidents. He’s been the head butler since only a short time, after his mother passed, and as such is still “in training” you could say, despite having served the family his whole life. There are rumours going around that the contract tying his family to the Belyys may end on his generation and need to be resigned. He known the manor by heart, and carries all keys to any locked room (and mostly, The Master Key, cause in an old house, some doors may be locked beyond all still existing keys). He also knows secrets of the family that no one else knows, but good luck getting em out of him, he’s under contract not to divulge em bro.

Mr. HASSEL (the brown guest)

Belyy’s childhood friend. They grew up together, pictured their dreams together, sworn to flourish together, worked together when starting the company, and then Hassel felt he should create his own thing instead of depending on his friend’s existing wealth, and while Belyy’s business went wild, his never took off. They still stayed very close, despite the massive difference in wealth. Belyy considers him his closest friend, the one person he can trust (fucked if hassel did the murder lemme tell u). So of course, he’s still always invited to the Prestigious meet ups where’s he’s free to feel uncomfortably out of place amongst all the rich and powerful people that he could have been a part of had he had a tiny bit of luck and a small loan from a wealthy relative...People LOVE saying he’s still hanging out with Belyy so much to leech off his wealth, cause of course they do! His bestie status means he has a whole different brand of information of Belyy than his butler does, the Most Intimate Stuff, the Childhood Stuff. The Juicy stuff ya kno...But Bro Code, its all secrets...

Sir RUZH (the red “guest”)

Deep dive into Belyy’s personnal history, the man has many employees working at his house keeping it working, clean, ya know the vibe. They live on the premice, one has a kid who’s just a Joy to be around, all the employees just vibe with that lad, he’s just a born socialite you know? Belyy gets to meet the kid, and also hella vibes with him. And because human are influenced by their feelings, he gives the kid’s mum a bit of a preferencial treatment, in the tasks she fullfils and all, til he gives her an important-as mission, and then there’s an accident n mama dies, and now Belyy got guilt and there’s this kid who just Vibes. So naturally the move is to take the kid in, and play on how his vibes are just so clean, and raise him to be the Perfect Entertainer for guests, bam, its soft power propaganda, if everyone loves your now son’s vibes, they associate them with you too. And also that’s kind of a clean rep, the selfless man who adopted his employee’s son to not have him fall to the streets, how heartwarming. Not at all traumatising for the kid too I bet! But anyway now the lad is just the most charming young adult, mission accomplished. He’s always present at any reception, ready to work his people-pleasing magic, and then going back to a gigantic empty manor to wait for the next and curate the perfect vibes to meet the expectations of dad. On the plus side, he knows everyone, and those who don’t know him cannot wAIT to, he’s just got that aura ya know. People skills for miles, and the insider knowledge that comes with being the son of the CEO, all this hidden behind the personna of the fresh innocent bashful party lad. 

Dr.FEN (the pink guest)

Do not get mistaken by the title, he’s no doc, he will not diagnose you with anything, he just studied long enough to get the sexy title. Study in what? Haha. Nothing shady. Just toxicology. He’s a world reknown poison expert basically, that’s his main thing. Oh but don’t worry, of course studying substances that may kill people is only for finding out how to cure them from it of course. What brings him in this circle? Simple, Belyy may or may not have started to suffer some weird illness that no doctor has been able to find the source, let alone cure, of. Him and Dr.Fen had met previously on some event, cause some rich man also love flexing how smart they are and attending sciencey shit, and he was contacted as sort of a shot in the dark. The lad does know how to treat some things, maybe he can treat The Mysterious Unwellness, since no traditional doctor was able to. He knows science, he’s trustworthy, bam, you’re hired to work on My Case Exclusively. Thanks to this, Dr.Fen has access to the whole health history of Belyy and his family, to many mANY dangerous substances, and also has The Respect of the hoes at the party. He HAS a doctorate after all. Epitome of knowledge. And he’s a kind to people and he wears pink like dang how can you nOT pour your wHOLE trust in him. 

Sir MOREVITCH (the blue guest)

Youngest son of an affluent family, who used to be close the the Belyys. The two families fell slightly appart after the death of the previous head of the family on the Belyy side, as they do nOT vibe with the current one (well current, til the first night of the story ig). But, unbeknownst to all, one strong link had been kept, between the youngest of the Morevitch, who dislikes his family and wishes to emancipate himself from them while also assuring his depart will not throw him basically in the streets, and our beloved Sir Belyy, who also dislikes the Morevitches but loves to see the rebellious energy of the young one (and ya know, my enemy’s enemy’s my friend or however you say that). So Belyy’s basically offering tips and helping Morevitch plant himself safely out of his family’s grasp, but it’s all taking quite some time isn’t it, slow and steady is fine until your parents try to arrange a wedding to secure more political power, and suddenly it is all quite urgent that you escape that situation because No Thank You Parents I Do Not Want A Wife I’m Too Young And Also Huh <3 Stuff You Won’t Like Hearing For Sure <3. The people who know they’re working together also know that it’s a big point of argument between them, the difference in vision between “you have to go slow and steady to be safe” and “I have very limited time to get to that safety anyway so I gotta risk it” “hell no you cant i can’t follow through if we’re going that quick that’ll put me at risk and you’re family’s gonna send gunmen to take me down”. A mess, it’d be much quicker to just obtain a few million bucks out of nowhere and bolt for sure...

Mr.GANG (the orange guest)

Morevitch’s trusted assistant. He hears the concerns, he helps the secret businesses, he lies to the parents about the whereabouts, and mostly, he’s basically a budget spy. The lad got that talent where people just don’t notice him popping behind them and catching all their dirty laundry as they confess it to someone they trust, and he always manages to break into places, get the intel he was looking for, and escape, putting everything back into place as if no one was ever there (wonder where he got all those skills from damn!). But what he’s even better at is being sneaky not only to benefit his boss, but himself as well <3. If he can catch all the info in the world, go any places, nothing’s stopping him from playing double agent and also going behind Morevitch’s back. After all the assistant life isn’t the most glamourous and rewarding, who can blame him from going and using his talents to build his own little exit route, right? Everybody sort of knows he cannot be trusted, but also no one managed to really incriminate or stop him, and as much as he has tea on many people, no has it on him, but bet once found that would be heeeella juicy.

M.MOUTARDE (the yellow guest)(this one is straight up the name of the yellow player in the french edition of clue too when i say its my main vibe)

Moutarde was an influential celebrity. He had a big break acting in a movie that the whole country stanned so hard they basically turned the script into their national anthem (they would have if it was a true democracy where the people really decide), he was so handsome and elegant, everyone’s dream husband. And then the fame fiddled out because it’s how fame is, one moment you’re the sexiest dish on the table and the next someone brings in dessert and baam, its all about that fresh cake, and no one pays any mind to your delightful aroma anymore, you’ve gone cold, they had a bite, their interest is somewhere else. Belyy really admires his work though, and mostly finds his image fits with the brand of his company, therefore the two are working on a collaboration to make Moutarde a representative. This WOULD boost Moutarde’s reputation, for his ads would be displayed on every imaginable surface of the country, and it would also benefit the company cause being represented by thAT sexy motherfucker? clearly that’s a deal. The freshness of the partnership means Moutarde is a newcomer in the guests, a fresh face, with no reputation, no relationships, no unfair biases against him. He’s just the new handsome charismatic lad with a squeaky clean image. Emphasis on “image”. After all, no one really knows anything of his background, right?

Kun.LAWENDER (the purple guest)

Private investigator, very useful to be around at a party it’s almost like it was expected there’d be a body to investigate, he’s a very close associate of Belyy, as there’s nothing more important to business than investigating the rivals and finding dirt on them to make them fall through infamy. He’s not exactly the PI who goes look for justice to be served, he’s just here for cash bro. He’s got intel on everyone, and will only let it out if offered the right thing in return (money, or sometimes other pieces of very secret intel, trade is good). Wouldn’t advise letting him and Gang team up tbh but they probably wouldnt, as Lawender is really more of a lone wolf player, going on his own for himself. The one thing that negates his usefulness as a PI on an accidental crime of scene is that even if he knew the whole truth of the event he would not spit it out unless he benefitted from saying it. He sure is a polarising lad, but at the same time, an untouchable one, he’s too knowledgeable to be taken down. Rather than sneaky, he’s extremely observant, noticing the tiniest details and engraving them in his memory, ready to be linked up to other details to deduct the big picture. He’s the upfront tea gathered basically (as opposed to Gang’s shadow tea gathering if you will, they are similar forces but using opposite methods)(also one of em got a licence n the other does not hAH).

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Now the secrets, all of em have them. One of em at least got the secret of having KILLED Belyy that’s that. But that’s to be kept for later (for if i ever use this story for more than daydream material gfhjgh) bet you can imagine what some of em may be just out of Knowing what i do, from having seen the characters in other contexts, or just because you’re a genius and reading the character profiles immediatly lit up the bulbs in your head forming the perfect theory, props to you, mad genius.

Honestly my thoughts are just how lit of a game that would be, you get to pick one hoe (maybe sum are locked til u find their secrets for juicy purposes) and you do your invetigation using your character’s perks and disadvantages, and maybe there could even be Multiple scenarios and outcomes, to spice it up, give replay value, i just think it’d be a game id spend hours on. tryin to get the spicy details of everyone’s life. walking around n digging through a rich man’s stuff, witnessing the drAMA of people fighting cause they’re locked in with a murderer and that’s stressful ngl. That or a long ass show @ netflix wanna give me a show maybe? give me hella budget we’re making it animated cause im too cultured for live action. 

whatever i make of it though, i hope i can make this story Flourish, just so that i can lay down all those secret backstories i’ve written. i want the satisfaction of throwing out the craziest secret drama between character n seeing peeps loose their minds, it just is a tasty experience.

also i gotta say, i plug the hell out of Clue for an inspo but when i was building the basics of the story my mind immediatly went “oH MY GOD THE VIBES,, THE BACKSTABBING AND tEAMING UP and all,,, its The Genius, that one tv show where peeps have to do the wildest games that require strategy n they’re in that fancy set that looks like a rich ppl mansion oh god the vibes” so yeah, i rewatched the whole first two seasons cause they’re my faves and that had an impact if only minimal in the aesthetic.

Anyway hope that quick presentation gave you a lil taste of the story, and maybe,,,, got you curious,,, craving to learn more like you never did before (im exaggerating the only real question we all got is just “so who’s fuckin with whom then how many of yall secretly dating” this the real deal)

#doodlin every lad's face at one rly be like 'welcome to the cheekbone festival' #they got antti AND said at once like the cheekbonage is out of this world! #that's musta n gang btw #also every single time i draw cream (blue lad) im like 'i havent drawn u in ages' n it isnt #that i dont draw him much anymore #but that ive drawn only this bitch for months back in the days #him bein in this without his lover....criminal #cuz his boo wouldnt fit a murder mystery au like #hoes would find the corpse he'd just be like 'welp on that imma go to bed aight bye' #anyway u can tell which of my ocs i simp for v easely #like fr #they the ones i spend the longest drawfigfdj cuz i draw em n then go 'not hot enough do it again' #a struggle! #anyway the secret is that i prepares a motive AND an alibi for all of em #so that i can pick who murdered belyy at the last moment <3 #its all abt the contextual clues on the scene of crime <3 #none of the drama tells u anything its all for the treat of gossip <3 #sad part of this project is how much ive planned n written yet i can barely tell anythin if i want to make it #n ive drawn nothingbhd #i hav a dari n a weiwei in their coloured clothes lookin handsome cuz ofc i do #im predictable i have faves #ask if they're in love in this one too take a fuckin guess #u rly think hoe going to his boss's house so much to see the ceo ???? HAH #the real question isnt if theyre smooshin we all kno that answer the question is if dad white suit knows thATs whats important #are yall secret lovers or is green boy climbing the ladder of the company cuz he's smashing the boss's son #who knows #i do i aint telling pay me

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ayyy its me coming in here!!! i have no requests off the bat but uhhhh ok ok hear me out. acesabo but with like. a finger kink or something? like, long pretty fingers fingering the hell out of each other or just sensually sucking on it, idk, i'll let you decide. OR, more expansion on robinkoalasabo, blease?

look okay look im just. vibing with sabo/ace rn so i gotta talk abt them but real quick i love argumentative best friend/enemy / qpp koala/sabo and both of them liking robin, LMAO !!!!! bitch!!! that shit’s hilarious. robin i think would be uhh....unused to such honest attraction? yah sabo’s a lying liar but there’s a difference in his...sarcasm vs his “I’m telling a lie so you don’t know the truth I dont want to tell you”, is what i think. so idk in what i set up i guess we have ko/ro first and Kinda girlfriends (im.....ded for fro/bin tho soz so absoLUTE we have not-yet-together-kinda-feelings-but-complicated-bc-trauma robin/franky + bc theyre not together the...flattery + enjoyment of koala’s personality and company...) friends w/ benefits didn’t-really-date but like each other a lot. and koala so sunny and happy buuut also spending Lots of time with robin - just hanging out but also sexy fun times - and sabo’s like “no I’m not sulking shut the fuck up” (but he’s totally sulking because he Liked robin too, she was someone he respected highly and she! knows! luffy! he doesn’t say anything to her about it bc he’s guilty as fuck but. boii wants those strawhat stories and he can’t sneak them out of her with koala taking up all of her attention.) 

koala picks up on his grumpy mood but just figures he’s being a dick abt smth, but robin’s like nah look, pattern, and koala’s like oh. OH? 

idk what they do but w/e we be vibing with nsfw, which is sabo’s. sabo’s fucking fingers man. the tensile strength. BUT ALSO he’s not very delicate, not very good with flexibility, so robin,,ho fuck boi. when against koala the dichotomy of the roughness vs that clever stroking, but then also bRO im thinking about sabo viewing masturbation etc. pretty clinically and also Be Careful Of Strength, ain’t gotta lot of time to jerk off when you’re running the revolution u know.

so like the first time robin tops im fucking laughing. koala’s probably just as rough/efficient as he is but robin...robin can unlace him in like a minute flat and figures out real quick that sabo likes being edged. the first time robin touches his prostrate..........boi. 

anyway omfg that was longer than i thought so hand kink + sabo/ace

FIRST 

if you haven’t read.......second chances (https://archiveofourown.org/works/15495015?view_full_work=true).........what are you doing. look at this shit:

“You want to watch me jerk it like this?” The buckle rattled with Ace's gesturing, and Sabo's eyes immediately fixated darkly on the belt. “Then I uh, I get to make a weird request too.”

“If you must,” Sabo replied, sounding the exact opposite of beleaguered as he discretely wiped the spit off his palm. Ace cleared his throat.

“Put on your gloves.”

Ace refused, refused to look away from the devious delight spreading across Sabo's stupid face.

“Oh Ace,” he purred, those damn fucking gloves appearing in his hands out of nowhere (did he have them tucked in his pockets this entire time?). With deliberate motions, Sabo smoothed the leather over every finger, and flexed, like he was about to whip out one of his ryusoken moves. “Are you sure you just want me to jerk off in these?”

“Well if you've got any lube tucked away,” Ace shot back, “now's the time to pull it out, put on a good show.”

Sabo's consequent exhale was nowhere near the flippant-and-suave chuckle he had clearly been aiming for. Smugly, Ace counted a point in his own favor before dropping onto his back and finally—finally—undoing his pants. As his own belt fell with heavy thumps to both sides, Ace brushed aside all the pesky cloth, and applied pressure in earnest with a sigh of pleasure.

and this

And boy was it a view. The gloves were incredibly well-worn, molded so tightly to Sabo that Ace could see the full articulation of his fingers' every curve, every bend. The buttery leather, lighter in color at the fingertips, glided over Sabo with the barest whisper of friction. Ace could see his grip change, pressure shifting as he held himself tighter and tighter, grunting in frustration.

“Can I take these off?” Sabo finally requested with a hint of a whine. Ace suddenly thought of Marco, and how he might smirk at that tone, if he was here. “It's not working for me.”

“It's working fine for me,” Ace did his best to leer, thoroughly enjoying his own bare hand's capacity for friction. Sabo made another sound of protest, and Ace gave in with a snort. “Fine. Just one hand.”

“It's all I need.” The right glove disappeared as fast as it came, and Sabo arched high and satisfied into his own hand, now skin-to-skin. He obligingly let the gloved hand remain in play though, skimming teasingly up and down, grinning sharply at Ace's open mouth. “Hey,” he ordered, “go faster.”

AND THIS!

“Anything you want,” was Ace's breathless answer. He didn't stop, even sped up, gripping hard and fast and chasing that finale. “You can have it from me.”

“I would chain you down,” Sabo snarled, practically a threat, only the blade was turned wholly inward toward himself. Like he was daring Ace to give him absolution. “I would bend you 'til you're ready to break, and keep you there for hours. I would make you beg for release, but deny you anyways. I would see your skin dark with my bruises, I would, I would—”

Ace's hands twisted hard against his binds, wanting genuinely to be free of them for the first time since they started this—and Sabo's reaction was instantaneous. A flex of haki into his fingers, and Sabo was slicing through the leather of his belt, letting Ace loose with an expression of terror.

And Ace dragged himself across the bed until he could cup Sabo's cheek in his clean palm and pull Sabo into a biting, filthy kiss. He was still hard as sin, and thrust forward into Sabo's hands to let him know—

“Anything,” he panted into Sabo's mouth, meaning it with every fiber of his being. He didn't mean for Sabo to cut open the belt; he had just wanted, so badly, to feel Sabo's touch. “You have me.”

bitch. bitch. 

idk just gonna write some prompts bc this looks long

sabo + jerking ace off while wearing his gloves + barely washing them (to ace’s embarrassment) bc he claims he likes having evidence of ace. they’re usually kept for when he’s at home tho, sabo’s gross but not that gross ;p (and ace would probably die LMAO)

 SORRY BUT THE POST I JUST REBLOGGED ABT HOLDING YOUR THUMB DOWN TO HAVE NO GAG REFLEX UM. Ace says he wants to try it but it feels weird so sabo’s like. ;) okay and runs his fingers over ace’s mouth, tapping and instructing him to hold his thumb down. tracing his teeth and teasingly not dipping his fingers down low enough, till ace glares at tries to argue smth like “this is not testing the trick” but that’s when sabo presses on his tongue, down his throat, and ace half-chokes on it. sabo just like ‘not like you have much of a gag reflex anyway’

was thinking abt this the other day but ace doing sabo’s nails and then being like dont ruin them! no touching until they’re dry but sabo’s like but idk when they’ll be dry???? bc he’s never used nail polish before and ace is like :) better not touch then as he teases sabo

ace ofc painted them gold and red bc theyre His Colours and the next day when they’re dry and pretty sabo spends ages running his hands against ace’s skin, fascinated and worshipping of how pretty ace is

before they started dating and when they were bad at handling alcohol, sabo kissing ace’s knuckles made that boi CATATONIC, his wrist would also make ace bolt bc Horny, he’s fucked when sabo kisses his wrist it’s just too...intimate. 

 headcanons, headcanons, they’re both pretty calloused in different ways...ace is like rope burns and shit, longer across his palm and knuckles, sabo has palm base bc of his pipe, but they’re confined, and then on his fingertips bc of dragon claw. AGAIN thinking about mr fast fuck brutality here like the STRENGTH in that boy’s hands wtf

ace’s hands have more scars, sabo has more callouses/micro-deposits bc he knows hand to hand/doesn’t start with a DF. 

idk where im going with that last one guess it’s just headcanons abt hands.  

that’s all fox, i like the number eight and i have so many other asks to do lmao

#dirtyshankings #saboace #saborobinkoala #saroko #bleh what a gross acronym #lemons #not sfw #i need to figure out a n/sfw tag that ppl can block that tumblr wont k-word me for #opnsfw #answered asks