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ibrithir-was-here · 1 year

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Dreamling Ever After AU

I have had a thought for another fairy tale AU, this time based on the fantastic Cinderella movie Ever After.

The basis would be Hob, in his lowest 1600s point, before the 1689 meeting, manages to finally land himself a job, working as a servant for a strange, sorceress lady who works him like a dog and treats him as less then one, but at least lets him sleep indoors by the fire and have food and drink.

(It's Thessaly. He gets stuck working for Thessaly)

I'm thinking that Thessaly has captured some fairy servants, and is keeping them trapped basically in her manor along with Hob, who she picked up because she can sense his immortality and thinks he's some other sort of magical being she can bind and draw power from. But really he's just so desperate for bread and board he'd stay anyway without being bound.

Hob being Hob ends up befriending the fairy servants, and when Thessaly sends one of the servants off to be tithed to Hell to get a favor from another fairy Hob goes to save him, as he's not bound as they are as the spells are ment for magical beings.

He goes disguised as a fairy noble--via help from the little magic the fairy servants are able to scrounge up and maybe an amulet they stole from Thessaly or something--to protect him from the reap fairies who will be there.

(He has one blue eye based off his Stranger's, pulled from his thoughts as the fairy servants weave the glamour around him)

So Hob's glamoured up so much to survive Faerie that Dream, who's visiting the fairy courts, doesnt recognize him (his powers are kinda wonky in Faerie anyway we'll say, wibbly wobbly Plot Convience-y) and thinks Hob is a member of the fairy courts, and finds himself intrigued and charmed by this strangely down to earth and kind fairy lord.

(During this time Hob meets and befriends Nuala who fills the Gustav/friend role, her brother might fill the spy-guy role working for Thessaly)

So yeah Hob would keep sneaking off to Faerie to meet dream after his fellow fairy servants encourage him and such, and he's also trying to search for ways to break their bindings to Thessaly and free them.

And he keeps running into Dream and just barely missing Thessaly catching him as she's of course mucking about and now has her eye on weasling her way into the Endless' graces as he's the biggest fish in the pond.

But Dream finds that he more and more only has eyes for his fairy lord, and Hob has long since fallen head over heels for his Stranger as he's gotten to finally know him these last few weeks.

During this time Hob also meets Death, who comes to check on her brother as he's spending a lot of time in Faerie and she wants to make sure he's not going after Titania again or vis versa. She recognizes Hob instantly of course, having made him who he is and knowing everyone.

She knows also sees what a good influence he is on Dream, and determines to help this along. In the disguise of an old woman she gifts Hob a pair of magical shoes-- made from ones he once gave to someone poor in his more prosperous days-- that will protect him from fairy snares so he can better navigate pretending to be part of the fairy courts (there's an old legend about how if you give a pair of shoes to a beggar in life they're given back to you in death in order to walk through hell to heaven, and I'm fiddling around with that a bit)

Eventually of course Hob realizes he has to tell Dream the truth and that he's no fairy lord, just plain old Hob Gadling, who has nothing to offer anymore, no wealth or fame or magic, but only his heart.

Thessaly has figured it out by now of course, and after burning his picture of Eleanor and Robyn after making him trade the magic shoes Death gave him, locks him away so he can't go to the fairy ball.

But he's broken out by Death, who was summoned by the fairy servants, who also managed to steal back and hide the shoes. Death makes him an outfit and encourages him to go tell Dream the truth and trust in Dream's love for him over anything else.

Aaaand of course Thessaly has to jump in and make it look like Hob has been getting close to Dream for selfish purposes, and Dream is a dork and feels he's been made a fool of and rejects Hob before Hob can explain.

At this point Thessaly decides Hob's been too much trouble and decides she'll use him as her next Tithe to Hell, and sends him off to the well they chuck people down.

Death goes and knocks some sense into Dream, who realizes just what he's thrown away and manages to save Hob (Hob may have half saved himself by then anyway-- using the one magical shoe he managed to smuggle with him--as its what happens in the movie but also let Dream show his devotion and save the dear or something. )

And finally they both are able to get their acts together and confess their feelings...

Thessaly gets whats coming to her, both from retroactively threatening the new Prince Consort of the Dreaming and having captured and sacrificed members of the Fairy Court.

The fairy servants are freed, Hob and Dream have a proper fancy marriage in the Dreaming. And they all live Happily Ever After...

I might turn this into a fic, maybe. I want to at least finish or get close to finishing the Enchanted AU fic first, and we'll see how I feel after that. But I loved the idea and wanted to put it out there to share :)

#my art #dreamling #ever after au #hob gadling #dream of the endless #sandman #thessaly sandman #nuala sandman #fairies #Faeire #death of the endless #cinderella au #sandman netflix

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bridgyrose · 1 day

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(Ever After AU) Neo didn't actually want to kill Ruby. She honestly just wanted to have a tea party with Ruby and had no idea the tea was poisoned.

(I still dont think the tea itself was actually poison, but... I think this will suffice for now.)

Ruby panted as she leaned against a tree, a few tears running down her cheek. Nothing had gone to plan, she and her team were lost in the Ever After, and now, she wasnt sure if she wanted to go back to Remnant and be the hero everyone wanted her to be. Not that she was a hero, afterall, Atlas had fallen and two relics had gotten into Salem’s hands and she still had no idea what she was doing anymore.

She took a few breaths to try to calm herself as she looked around the forest she found herself in, more lost than when she started. “Guess… guess I ran a bit too far,” Ruby said as she wiped away a tear.

“We can still go back,” Little said as they climbed up to her shoulder. “I think I remember the turns we took. And I’m sure I can follow your scent if we get too far off trail.”

“I… I cant go back. Not now.”

“Why not? All you have to do is apologize.”

“Its… its not that simple.” Ruby sighed and leaned against the paper tree and slowly slid down until she was sitting on the ground. “If I go back, then I’ll have to be the hero again and keep a smile on my face while the pressure of everything I have to do weighs me down. And I… I cant do that anymore.”

Little nodded and hid in Ruby’s hood. “Dont stray too far. Its easy to get lost in the Ever After and with the Jabberwalker out here-”

“I’ll be fine, Little.” Ruby stood up and looked around the forest of paper trees, already more lost than she wanted to admit. “I think.”

After a few moments, she finally picked a direction to walk and started to make her way forward. She paused after an hour of walking when she saw a mansion in the forest, one that reminded her of Vale. Nothing about the placement felt right, but she was a lot more lost than she wanted to admit and at least having shelter was a start until she was ready to make her way back to her friends. With a deep breath, she opened the door and stepped inside. “Hello? Anyone home?”

Her voice echoed through the empty halls, the air grew cold as the door shut and left the halls dimly lit with wall lights. Her footsteps echoed as she made her way through the hallways, a shiver ran down her spine as she heard another set of footsteps echoing along with hers. Ruby stopped and tried to listen to the footsteps as she heard them echo around her. Then, the footsteps stopped.

Ruby unfurled her scythe and kept watch down the hallway as she waited for the footsteps once more. Seconds turned to minutes as she kept herself still and her breathing quiet as she waited for any sign of movement. Once she was sure nothing was coming, she folded up her scythe again and sighed. “Guess my imagination is getting-”

Her words were interrupted as she felt the point of a blade in the small of her back. Her legs shook from walking with no rest, her aura was still mostly depleted, and while she could still hold her scythe without too much issue, she wasnt sure just how much of a fight she could really put up. “I just want to-” she paused once she recognized the person behind her. “Neo?!”

Neo glared at her and pressed her blade a bit more into her back, not quite breaking skin. “What are you doing here?” she signed with her free hand.

“I-I wanted to ask you the same thing. Last I saw you, you were in Vale. How… how did you get here?”

“I… I dont know.” Neo lowered her parasol and took a step back. “I.. It was like I fell through the world. One moment I was on Remnant, the next I was here. I thought I had died, but I havent seen Roman so I dont think this is an afterlife. Why are you here?”

“Its a long story, but I fell too.” Ruby sighed and put her scythe on her back. “Its been a long day, I… I need somewhere to stay. Can I stay here?”

“You… want to stay?”

“Just for a bit if its okay. I… I need to clear my head.”

“Then you should at least have something to eat. Follow me.”

Ruby nodded and followed Neo down that hall, glancing towards the walls and pictures periodically. Each picture seemed to be a glimpse into who Neo was in the past, pictures of her as a child with parents and the schooling she had, which then abruptly turned into pictures of her and Neo until it was Neo alone kneeling down at a grave for Roman. “What is this place?”

“Its her old home,” a familiar voice answered as they rounded a corner and went through a doorway to what looked like a dining hall filled with people. “At least something similar to it.”

Ruby paused as she saw Roman setting down a tray with two tea cups and a kettle of hot water on the table in front of them as everyone in the room sat down. Most of the people she didnt know, but a few stood out to her as she took her place. Near the end of the table sat Emerald, Mercury, and Cinder, near the other sat two people she assumed were Neo’s parents, though they seemed to be much more quiet than the others as voices overlapped. “What’s going on?”

“Its a tea party,” Neo answered as she signed quietly before offering a teacup to Ruby. “Roman may be gone, but that doesnt mean I cant still have him here.”

Roman smiled and sat down next to Neo. “And now its like I never died.”

“I’m sorry about him.” Ruby took a teacup and looked inside to see a few crushed up leaves in an infuser. “I tried to stop him-”

Neo put a finger to Ruby’s lips, and then slowly signed. “I’ve come to terms about it. He’s gone, but… still here.”

Ruby nodded as she watched the people in the room start to disappear, leaving only her, Neo, and Roman in the room. She reached for the kettle as Neo moved to put herself into Roman’s lap and poured some water into her teacup. Steam left the cup as the water turned from clear to a rainbow of colors similar to how the leaves looked. “Maybe we can get you out of here with the rest of us.”

“The rest of you?” Neo asked as she cocked her head.

“My team and Jaune.” Ruby swirled the water around in her cup and pulled the infuser out. “We… we were fighting Cinder in a space that wasnt really remnant. A bridge we had created to get everyone out of Atlas before it fell. But Cinder overpowered us and… we fell.”

“You really think there’s a way out?”

Ruby nodded and took a sip of her tea. “There should be. We’re in the Ever After, the same place as the *Girl Who Fell Through the World*-” Ruby froze for a moment as her words stopped and the world around her started to spin. Her fingers shook as she lost her grip on the teacup, hearing it shatter as it hit the table.

“Ruby?!” Little called out. “Are you okay?”

Ruby fell out of her chair, all sense of feeling leaving her as she tried to stand up. “We will… we have to…” her words slurred as she lost the little strength she had and fell to the ground. Her eyes closed as she heard a voice call out to her.

“Ruby!”

And then silence as she felt herself begin to fall.

#rwby #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #little #rwby little #neopolitan #Ever After au

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bekkachaos · 7 months

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I S H A L L B E Y O U R W I N G S

Malex Ever After AU

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Alex Manes was a stranger to love

Michael Guerin had always felt somewhat unlovable.

Was their meeting by chance, or a stroke of fate? A commoner and a prince have little in common, aside from the same lonely ache of their hearts, longing to find someone to share in this little thing called life.

Resharing this fic from last year because I loved writing it and I just miss them x

#yes im sharing this again #im proud of it and I miss them so much #malex #michael guerin #alex manes #ever after au

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hetagrammy · 1 year

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Ever After AU because I'm unhinged

#hetalia #my art #ever after au #hws romano #hws ireland #nyo!ireland #iremano #i actually attempted backgrounds for once who knew i could do it #don't roast me too hard please lmao #but yeah i watched ever after for the first time #and it made me think of these chucklefucks because of course it did

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brandycranby · 9 months

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i'll write more on this later but i've been thinking of an Ever After AU 😌 ofc i've never seen it hehe but i always feel like she should have been more bitter about Henry rejecting her the moment her stepmother outed her real identity

so what if, instead of being sold to Pierre Le Pieu after the ball, you end up being taken in by the Grand Duke Andrew, otherwise known as Uncle Andy to a certain prince 😗 and he believes you, he's so sympathetic to your situation. he'll do everything in his power to gather evidence and put together a case to get your inheritance back as well as your title since you do have to be a lady for him to wed you 😌💕💕

#i built this around a dramatic courtroom scene wherein your tragic circumstances and the Countess' villainy is revealed #all in front of the prince 😌 who is pelted with one sinking realization after another 😌#gosh im petty today #anywaysss come into my inbox lets talk #andy barber x you #andy barber x reader #andy barber headcanon #my writing #ever after AU

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disast3rtransp0rt · 7 months

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hello~ I am looking for your fic (I believe) called Cinder Boy, could you give me a link please?

You mean "The Little Cinder Boy"? Here it is!

Enjoy! :D

#fanfic #obikin fanfiction #the little cinder boy #cinderella au #ever after au

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everafterut · 7 months

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Welcome!

This is the Undertale AU Ever After, We're so glad to have you here! This AU was created by Keys and Scotch as a joke in a snapchat message. And now were here. That's it. No joke. This AU is where nothing bad happened, Asgore and Toriel are together, and Frisk Chara and Asriel are the dynamic trio! We will add on more to the AU as time goes by and we hope that you will stick with us through it! Different posts made by us will be marked by who made it, like this!

-Scotch

#undertale au #ever after au #ever after

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yespolkadotkitty · 2 years

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Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing - part 14

Thank you to everyone still reading this!

Masterlist of all chapters

Words: 1500 ~ Pairing: OFC Bea Wolfe x Pero Tovar ~ Content: fluffy angst. A lil' dry humping, one amazing kiss.

Bea tried to hide her yawns at breakfast. After she and William had snuck back into the manor, without being seen - or, without being seen as far as she knew - she had tossed and turned for what felt like hours, but she must have dropped off to sleep, because she’d jerked awake to the play of sunlight on her eyelids.

“I know what you have been up to,” her father commented, after buttering himself a slice of the cook’s thick, soft bread.

Bea’s spoon clattered to the wooden table. “I - I don’t know what you mean.”

“Beatrix. You can tell me. I might be a man, but I am not a fool.”

Bea swallowed nervously. The porridge in her mouth had turned dry as dust.

Her father took a bite of the bread, chewed, swallowed. “You must confide in your maid, I assume. But, Bea… if you have questions about what you read in those lurid… pamphlets your mother left behind, you can ask me.”

It took all Bea’s power of will to suppress a hysterical laugh. Here she was, panicking that her father was about to reveal that he knew she’d secretly met with Pero, and he wanted to talk to her about… novels?

“I know,” he went on, “that it is unusual for women to read. I tried to reason with your mother, but she was determined to teach you, and I cannot argue that it will be a skill that will assist you well as the new Lady Wolfe one day. But please. You can confide in me.”

Bea managed to paste what she hoped was an expression of gentle happiness on her face. “Thankyou, father.”

He folded his heavy cloth napkin and patted it on to the table, as if signifying that he was done with the conversation. He was about to stand when a footman appeared in the doorway of the large room.

“A missive for you, my Lord.”

“Very good.” Lord Wolfe held out his hand and the footman delivered the note, on fine paperstock.

Her father unfolded it, absently brushing at crumbs on his lap as he did so. “Excellent news. Baron Fitton has invited me to a hunting party on his land, a week hence. I should like you to come. He has a son about your age.”

Bea sighed internally. “Yes, of course.”

“It’s settled, then.” He offered the letter to the footman. “Send a messenger to tell Fitton we shall attend.”

Clearing her throat, Bea added, hoping not to sound too excited, “I should like to get a dress made. To… meet the Baron’s son.”

Her father’s gaze softened. “Very well. Have William take you to the tailor’s.”

“Thankyou, father.” Bea returned to her porridge. She was excited - it would be an opportunity to see her beloved children and perhaps to see Pero - but she couldn’t let it show.

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“We’re not truly going to the haberdashery, are we?” William asked, sitting back in the carriage.

Bea hid a smile. “Am I so transparent?”

The Irishman firmed his lips to, Bea thought, hide a smile of his own. “Did I say that?”

“You didn’t need to.”

The carriage rolled along the cobblestones. Bea looked out of the window, fingers playing over the coins in her pocket. Enough for three pies. Perhaps four.

When they reached the corner so familiar to her, she rapped on the ceiling of the carriage.

If the footman thought it was unusual for her to stop in such a ragtag part of town, he said nothing, just opened the door for her. William got out first.

“Wait in our usual place, please,” she instructed the driver. “Perhaps you might get yourself something nice to eat whilst you wait.” She pressed a coin into his hand.

He nodded once, smiled, climbed back into his seat.

“He doesn’t mind that you visit the children?” William asked. “Tovar told me.”

Bea shook her head. “Jon used to be one such child himself. He worked on the land my mother grew up on, was the same age as her. As part of her agreement to marry my father, she insisted she bring as many of the peasants with her as he could afford.”

William was stunned into silence for a moment.

“You, Lady Wolfe, are unlike any noblewoman I have ever known.”

“I take that as the highest compliment.” She paused, smiled up mischievously up at him as they turned a corner into a slum-like alleyway. “I’ve seen the way you look at Matilda. I’ve been thinking - oh my goodness!”

William drew his bow in a heartbeat, only to stop when he followed Bea’s line of sight.

There, atop a pile of rocks and rags, surrounded by scrawny, dirty urchin children, sat Pero Tovar.

And he was sharing food with them. Laid out on his lap atop his cloak was a veritable smorgasbord of olive-studded bread, heavy with oil and butter, thick slices of offal pie, and triangles of sweet dough, shiny with honey and littered with almond slivers,

The children were feasting. Eating as fast as their little hands could convey food to their cherub mouths.

Bea must have made some sound, because Agnes - ever the brightest of this merry little band - looked up.

“Bea!”

Pero’s head jerked up from where he had been whispering with the smallest of the urchins - Gavin. His gaze warmed, and the yearning in Bea’s heart almost became too much to bear.

“What are you doing here?” she asked, after Agnes had tugged her over to the sweet little scene, heartwarming despite the filthy surroundings.

“Making friends, si? He drawled. “You wanted me to be amiable like William, so, here I am.”

He played it off like it didn’t matter, but the gentle way he broke up the bread for Gavin, who had lost some teeth recently, belied his lazily spoken words.

Bea just melted. If she hadn’t been in love with him before, she was now. And hopelessly.

The three of them played with the children for an hour. Bea spent the coins she’d saved for pies on fresh milk from a nearby farmer’s cart, which the six urchins drank greedy. They were quite sleepy by the close of Bea’s visit, Agnes curling up against Bea, her little face warm against the older woman’s chest. As she dozed, the girl played with the soft tassels of Bea’s shawl. When Jon, the driver, came to suggest that perhaps it was time to go and buy a dress, and get back for the noon meal, Bea slipped off the fine shawl and pressed it into the girl’s hands. “Use it to keep warm, or sell it for food. You decide.”

Agnes clutched it tight, her eyes sad and bright at the same time.

The visit to the haberdashery, for measuring, seemed to take an age. Bea would much rather be in the company of the children. She was anxious about them, Gavin in particular.

When they finally left, William looked between Bea and Pero, and announced, “I think I’d ride up top with you, my good man. If you’ve no problem with it.”

Jon nodded. If he caught William’s meaning, he didn’t show it, but then, he had a fine mistress in Bea, and perhaps knew he would be a fool to spoil a good thing.

And then Bea and Pero were alone, finally, within the carriage.

Bea waited three heartbeats - and considered that very reserved - before she fell on him like a woman starved.

He tasted of sunny olives and rich honey. She speared her hands into his hair, and he banded his arms around her and tugged her on to his lap. The carriage bumped along, pushing his hips up into hers, and Bea gasped at the feel of him, hard and aching, against where she needed him most. She whisper-gasped his name as he bucked up against her as he claimed her mouth, their tongues dancing in the age-old courtship of desire.

She never wanted it to end. Never wanted to be separated from him as long as blood ran hot in her veins.

“You will be the end of me,” Pero rasped against her kiss-swollen lips. “But, by God, will death be sweet in your arms.”

Bea burrowed her face into his neck, and didn’t tell him about the hunt and the Baron’s son. She should have, but she didn’t want to spoil this moment. Didn’t want anything to intrude on her time with Pero. The man who had stolen her heart, completely.

And when he left, he was going to take it with him. What need would she have for it, if he was gone, anyway?

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#wolfe in sheeps clothing #pero tovar x ofc #pero tovar #the great wall au #william garin #ever after au

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spindrifters · 1 year

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wait, has no one asked about the ever after au yet?!

okay this one I literally have a whole tag for just search the ‘ever after au’ — tag teamed this one with @worldenough-and-time

#ever after au

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hailsatanacab · 6 months

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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

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