#ever heard of it 😂

[dontbelasagnax]

@codywanfirstkissbingo: kiss of life

It shouldn't be like this. He had plans. Dreams.

He'd thought of a gentle kiss shared one late night when the hum of companionship and longing looks spilled over. Lips tasting of herbal tea and ration bars.

Or, hidden away in a dark corner of Coruscant on a rare shore leave, they'd find comfort in giving into what they've both wanted for so long. Hands tangled in hair, remnants of their meal licked from blisteringly hot mouths, not a care in the world.

Perhaps they'd wait till after the war. Reach for one another amidst cheers and find joy and relief in their embrace and long awaited kiss.

Instead, he presses his lips to Obi-Wan's for the first time and does his best to breathe life into unresponsive lips and lungs. He can't ignore the acrid taste of blood and ash. There's nothing but terror and heartache lancing his chest.

'Not like this', he thinks, a hot tear running down his cheek. 'Please, stay with me.'

(bingo card under the cut)

#codywan #star wars fanart #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #cwfkb2023 #my art #this is the only whump you guys are ever getting from me 😂 #also literally every artwork i make has a story behind it. hmu if you want to heard about them lol

[peaches2217]

Grr! How DARE Nintendo not force Charles Martinet to continue performing Mario’s voice until he drops dead! How DARE his successor not sound exactly like him, down to every last tonal nuance! HOW DARE A FORTY-YEAR-OLD SERIES UNDERGO CHANGE 😤😤😤

#he literally sounds fine 😭😭😭 #have y’all ever heard martinet’s pre-64 mario voice? it’s pretty different from what we’re familiar with #and his voice has changed quite a bit as martinet’s gotten older too — compare his odyssey voice clips to his 64 voice clips for God’s sake #afghani’s literally only voiced mario in one game and a handful of promos so far. give him time you entitled fucks 😭 #this blog is violently pro-kevin afghani by the way. in case that wasn’t clear 😂 #super mario bros #smb

[fallen-gabrielle]

Everyone else:

OMG!! SHINRAN ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER A LOT! THEY’RE SO FREAKING CUTE!!!

KIDNICHI IN CANON GUYS!!

HAKUBA IS BACK!! IT’S BEEN 17 YEARS 😭😭😭

Me:

Hey, it’s the guy from the golden eye chapters! Only mentioned but I like MK mentions…

Also, Hakuba is still a loser for wearing a Sherlock Holmes cosplay on a crime scene

#detective conan #dcmk #detective conan 1119 #kaitou kid #hakuba saguru #And I don’t think Conan reacted to it yet? If not I’m curious to see his reaction to Hakuba’s cosplay. #idk man #it’s the only thing I care at the moment xD #conan was like ‘seriously??’ when he heard Hakuba’s pet hawk’s name #it’s watson if people forgot about it #hakuba is kinda cringe I’m sorry guys #shinichi is the biggest sherlock holmes fanboy ever but he never showed up in cosplay #what’s hakuba’s excuse ? 😂 #i know he’s half brit but come on #that’s way too much #i can hear all hakuba fans coming at me with pitchforks and torches

[louroth]

this is exactly how the clergy scene with id went in the latest chapter, no? 💀

#what is id if not a cat trapped in some weird eldritch body #smnoop ily and your username. thank you 😂 #this is just perfection #like an image in Riven Daily-all thats missing is the headline 'they are at it again: slaps heard as far as to the outer ring' #oooh man if Id ever finds out they have paparazzi on their ass its OVER for u hoes sksksksksksksk #OUROBOROS #ouroboros-if #interactive fiction #idren/ida

[thetalkingwave]

#aka got put on blast at work cuz NOBODY ever heard of it 😤 #'you're making words up' #'How old are you?' #'What. Did you even say? 😂' #(Y'all have lived in Texas and in general longer than I have 😩) #poll #writing things #(cuz language) #wavie's queue

[spotsupstuff]

I just cannot form an opinion on suns. I can’t get a good enough grip on them w my brain to know what the fuck I think of them. I just like their design and their name and the rest… idfk man they’re like an enigma to me

GODS YEA I FEEL THAT like- old art beware but look at this. my absolutely original take on Suns was: og design (we didn't have an official one at that time)

og take: best defined by the expression of the first picture. a quite literal definition of a Good Sport. a charming dude, on the jock side, who almost always smiles, is very calm and thanks to ridiculously high charisma comin off of him (him!!!!) no matter how despairing and cynical advice drops out of his mouth you'll take it to heart n try to stick to it

my perception of Suns back then could've been boiled down to "well-meaning charming trap"

and now? now my understanding of Suns is "bigger rock of a washing machine than the two iterators NAMED after rocks" but That came after like two months of pondering and taking out the gossip girl mindset

#Spot says stuff #rw #me figuring out Suns consisted of lookin at their n nshs dms sippin tea n going 'you did NOT just say that to him sis!!! my god for real!' #'-most dramatic and fake sounding american tiktok girl gasp youve ever heard- ouh my gawd nuh-uh!!! clap 'em back like?? 😭😭🤣😂' #most shameful thing ive done this year n im saying this during the fuckin calculator titapocalypse

[internetaddict104]

As if I couldn’t love Winston Duke even more

#One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard 😂 #I’m not putting this under a spoiler tag bc I don’t think this is really a spoiler but I can fix that if anyone wants me to #wakanda forever spoilers #black panther wakanda forever #wakanda forever #winston duke #mbaku

[gleamer]

Unhappy middle aged women really be bullies 😭

#today they ordered lunch for us at work #but i never eat at work bc… idk why i just don’t #so instead of ordering a meal i jus got cookies and a drink bc why not #tell me why the coworker who brought my order goes #‘as soon as i saw this order i was like OH THATS FOR THE SKINNY BITCH 😂’ #im so glad i didnt get my mom’s temper bc instead of laughing like i did #i prob woulda socked her in the face for that #without fail at every place i’ve ever worked someone comments on my body 😐 #like DAMN???? #also my office is right next to HR and ik for sure she heard my coworker say that #but ofc nothing will be done abt it #abolish gen x from the work place they cannot keep their thoughts to themselves istg #g*

[fruitmans]

Natural ways to induce labor- take a long walk, get a pedicure or a really good foot massage, eat pineapple, have sex...

I did walk to my parents place today actually 🤔

#was the longest 10 minute walk ever😂 #i dont like pineapple tho #but have heard eating dates can help #so had a few of those🤔 #bells got mail

[iobartach]

Death Is Not The End

universe: villains books by v.e. schwab

verse name: nach bás an deireadh

Description: the tl;dr for now is; Migu.el became an EO (ExtraOrdinary / equivalent of mutant in this au). These are individuals who have died, but are then resurrected immediately, and manifest new abilities as a result. The nature of their abilities is based on their final thoughts at time of death, with Mig.uel's invariably straying towards the regretful / monstrous (similar to mr. sims incident). More than likely gets hunted by E.li E.ver. 💀

"Maybe we are broken. But we put ourselves back together. We survived. That’s what makes us so powerful."

#verse definition #verse; nach bás an deireadh #me back on my bs ! 😂 #with another verse that nobody's heard of that just won't leave my mind #if these books ever get a film or tv adaptation i'd be thrilled! #i have... no idea what to do in this beyond this origin 🥴 #but heyyy it exists now! #and apparently there might be a 3rd book in the future 👀 #which i'm so-so about. vicious >>>>> vengeful easilyyyyy #you just /can't/ beat that victor vs eli dynamic #legit like p.rof x vs m.agneto

[captain-habit]

Just heard a noise that sounded something like a combination of a shaky wheeze and a heavy rusty hinge (or similar machanism) being moved and I can't figure out what made it.

Thought it was a weird snore from Molly, but it was too close. Spooooky.

#in all honesty it was probably some weird internal bodily something because i was yawning when i heard it #though i dont think my body has EVER made a noise like that and I'd say it's nkt a sound that human bodies SHOULD make >> #i am prone to crunching grinding popping and occasionally wheezing though 😂💀💀💀 #regarding sinister happenings #pffb #i think from now on that's going to have to be my Potential Spooky posting tag

[veone]

me listening to the way white girlz yell yasss and perioddddzzz grammar wise.

#I’d rather say end of the fucking story because I have never heard any black #women say this like…positively #some white lady said period to me at work and like okay I don’t use that in my everyday routine like ever tbh 😂 she didn’t do it again #like that’s was awkward her like #I was like oh okay! match the energy but not the tone 😂

[girlwithfish]

why am i bothered hes prob dating this girl we both knew/we were distant acquatainces with lol

#like i dont want to know the person ur dating lmfao😭😭😭😭 #shes nice and stuff but like lol ofc ur going for the girl u put me down for bejng hesitant abt when i first heard of her #cuz shes like his discord mutual or whatever but lives in nc so wed meet her at shows #and she has bpd too literally stay away from her lol #or hell treat her better than he ever treated me and not abuse her bc hes changed nd he learned his lesson from being w me 😂😂😂😂

[suga-kookiemonster]

not me only now realizing that the du-dudu-du song that plays during awkwardly romantic songs in kdramas is actually and english song sung by the cranberries 😂😂😂😂

#i've only ever heard the first 15 seconds of it #but just now i heard it extended and i was like hollup...ain't that that zombie lady singing 🤔😂😂 #mine

[howthesleeplesswander]

“Hey, Xiao; can I ask you something—? ( •_•) Is it weird to have your head so far up Rex Lapis's butt? (•‿•)” //speaking of Leo being SavageTM–

Answered! || @badboysupr

((aksdflkj pFFFT LEO OMG 🤣 I'd say that I can't believe this but no I definitely can X'D idk anyone else brave enough to say the words "Rex Lapis's butt" to Xiao of all people asdfk CONGRATS LEO, YOUR PRIZE IS A VERY FLUSTERED XIAO))

"No."

Unsurprisingly, his clipped reply did nothing to stop Leo from talking. (Xiao suspected that no force in Teyvat ever could.) But just when he thought he'd gotten used to ignoring the endless absurdity that spouted from Leo's mouth...

"My—what?" Even the ever-composed adeptus couldn't help but balk spectacularly. At least his powerful bewilderment saved him from blushing. Leo didn't deserve that satisfaction.

"D-do not speak of Rex Lapis's—!" A suspended breath caught in his throat before Xiao ahemed sharply. "Do not speak of him in such a way," he rephrased on a huff. Shock, confusion, and disgust all wrestled for control of his expression, but it was irritation that eventually triumphed. Xiao pinned the human with a glare. "I will not tolerate anyone disrespecting Rex Lapis, including you."

#《⭒✩⭒ || answered ask 》 #badboysupr #《⭒✩⭒ || interaction: vigilant protector (xiao) 》 #ASLDFDKSJ I'M CRY-LAUGHING LEO PLZ 🤣 #okay but we all WISH we could be as savage and fearless in the shit we say as Leo is lbr #I mean he's also RIGHT and Xiao is just PROVING IT by his scolding/annoyance #you go leo you call xiao out X'D #it's deserved and I fully support you #xiao is over here just the embodiment of D/////8< #I DOUBT HE'S EVER HEARD “REX LAPIS'S BUTT” SPOKEN BEFORE EVEN IN HIS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF LIFE #AND HE WOULD'VE BEEN MORE THAN HAPPY TO KEEP IT THAT WAY #asdf;kljd bless you leo we love you and your savage chaos 😂❤️

[coffeebanana]

Sometimes I think about how in my last year of high school drama class, like a year before I started to figure out I was queer, the monologue my drama teacher picked for me to perform was of a woman talking about her girlfriend...

Like. HOW DID SHE KNOW 😂

#SURE me and one of my friends had this ongoing joke where we were lesbian lovers #and incidentally that was the first girl i ever seriously wanted to kiss #i did not attempt it because i was very sure she was straight #and uh. i've since heard she might not be 😂 #but yeah of course this all happened in theatre class kajbefjsbd #I REMEMBER WANTING TO BE GAY YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GAY IF YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY KAJFDKJSBF