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drulalovescas · 2 months
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"dean winchester is straight" some say.
dean winchester when handsome men flirt with him: blushes and twirls his hair
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This will be finished in a few hundred words, and other lies I told myself almost 2000 words ago
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olddirtybadfic · 21 days
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and we're coming to you live from the abyss where, it's official, the gay mice have driven me insane
my fingies: gee brain, whaddya wanna do with those blokes you like?
my brain: the same thing we do with every male character I like, fingies. write them into a Rosemary's Baby/Gabrielle's Hope mpreg plot!
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sergeantbuckybarnes · 11 months
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me at 2:30am: omg this is such a good idea
my brain: you should write it down
me: nah, it’s fine, i’ll remember
my brain: you not gonna remember it
me: yes, i will
me the next day: what was it again?
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terrablaze514 · 2 years
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The police stood outside the school for between 40 and 90 minutes while the shooter was killing the kids in the class he locked himself into. They were doing crowd control and decided to sacrifice that class rather than go in themselves. The town has its own SWATteam, btw.
The same thing CTV News, CNN and Fox News have criticized when they were updating the public of the death toll.💯😡
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lovingempress · 2 years
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There is no Deuce justice in this world, only Ortho 😭😭😭 this game hates me, and I curse my luck for kid characters! Why am I such a lightning rod for them?! Do I just give off pheromones?! This is ridiculous!!!
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*sighs* I give up- there isn’t anyway for me to somehow scrounge up another 300 gems in time, and so far EVERY SINGLE TEN PULL on this banner has gotten me, wait for it, Ortho. I get it kid, you’re insistent. I just bet that, even if I did another 10 pull, I’ll just get another Ortho
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I had to have a good cry this morning so I’m gonna make the rest of you cry with me.
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headedoutleft · 4 months
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In the past two days I went from “I wanna make a little personal website” to “I should learn how to make cute little characters in Blender 3D so I can make a website mascot” this is what I’m struggling with you see
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scrawlingwithstyle · 5 months
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It's a little early because the grades aren't finalized yet, but unless by some fluke or misfortune I missed assignments, I'm done with my first semester back at school, and I got all A's!
I'm praying that the month-long break is enough to recover my mental stamina, and that I won't burn out next semester. (I can't afford to, and I would be devastated to fail English ...again.)
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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plumrat · 11 months
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*Starts getting into a new show/book/etc. and really excited to catch up to the series later*
*Scrolls through social media 0.2 seconds afterwards*
*7 MILLION SPOILERS THAT COMPLETELY REVEAL EVERY SINGLE DEATH, MAJOR EVENT, AND PLOT TWIST*
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mysterygrl20 · 1 year
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bls really said motorcycles are for the gays with their whole chest
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lunaicfantastic · 5 months
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fav part of gideon the ninth is for the first pre-canaan house chunk of the book, she's all "ugh I'm so normal surrounded by all these weirdo goth freaks when I blow this popsicle stand everyone will see how cool and normal and charming I am" and then she gets to canaan house and realizes that while she might have been a normie jock in the ninth house she is not exempt from being a goth weirdo who hides important doors behind tapestries and sneaks around in the dark so she doesn't have to talk to people. like we talk about her being a jock forced to be goth but nature v nurture babey she's not shedding that bone freak skin anytime soon
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greghatecrimes · 1 month
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exhausted local man bullied ruthlessly by his husband and stepdaughter
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gojoest · 4 months
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btw pregnancy freak satoru does not play around with curses anymore, no more prolonging the fights just bc he can and it’s fun. hollow purples left and right to end the mission quickly so he can go back home to fuck his pregnant wife
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