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#every friend group has
chaotic--pan · 29 days ago
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Every friend groups should include:
A Substitute mom
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A bimbo
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A mean bisexual
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She/Theys
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He/Theys
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A token straight who's on thin ice
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An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth charts memorized
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And a short king
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rebel0777 · 2 months ago
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every friend group should have:
big tiddy identity crisis
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sweet but no brain
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omnipotent god
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wine stepmom
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encyclopedia bitch
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the one with goals
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unbridled rage
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rich
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multiplemike · 25 days ago
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every friend group should include:
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lizzieehearts · 6 months ago
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every fictional friend group includes:
main character who has absolutely no clue what is going on
Angsty Boy Who Needs Therapy™
at least one person who does not have a stable relationship with their parents
one person who does have a stable relationship with their parents and said parents end up adopting everybody else
queers that either have swords or need swords
the only one with a braincell. you know who you are. (alternatively: two people who share a braincell but completely forget about it whenever in close contact with each other because they are very much pining)
a feral bisexual
an equally feral lesbian
a parent friend who is only there to stop everyone else doing dumb shit
and how could i forget
pure of heart, dumb of ass
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inhumanescreeching · 4 months ago
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take this from someone who hasn't even passed chapter 12 yet. i am open to corrections (maybe not)
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i-is-v-tired · 2 months ago
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Every friend groups has
Substitute mom-
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A Bimbo-
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A Mean Bisexual-
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A Meaner Lesbian-
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She/They-
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He/They-
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A token straight on thin ice-
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A astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth charts memorized-
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And a short king-
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ssaturn-suv · a year ago
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based on this tiktok
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phantom-swing · 2 months ago
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Xornoth would be a he/they but they’re not included the friend group
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kaysogayso · 9 days ago
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every friend group should include:
a weird rat man
buff lady…!
the only sane one (suffering inside)
the therapist mom friend
uwu catboy
genderfluid bitches!
and finally,
a mean lesbian
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octopunkmedia · 9 months ago
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Every friend group should include...
A bimbo
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A mean bisexual
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An even meaner lesbian
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She/they
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He/they
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A token straight that's on thin ice
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An astrology bitch that has everyone's birth chart memorized
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And a short king
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swanqueensalad · 6 months ago
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the ouat gang would do numbers on tiktok
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grishavenger · a month ago
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every friend group has... (six of crows edition)
intimidating looking person that everyone uses to scare the kids off of the swings but in reality he's a soft boy: matthias, kaz
the short feisty one that everyone makes fun of but in reality is actually very scared of: inej
24/7 bisexual panic who is also extremely clumsy: jesper
the person whose vocabulary just consists of memes: jesper, nina
the one who acts like they're 5 years younger than everyone else: jesper
the one who acts like they're 5 years older than everyone else: kaz
gay: wylan
child: wylan (& jesper lmao)
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haystarlight · 10 months ago
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Every adventure family has a himbo:
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two mean bisexuals:
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an even meaner lesbian:
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He/They:
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She/Theys:
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an astrology bitch who knows everyone’s star chart:
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a token straight capitalist who’s on thin fucking ice:
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and two short kings:
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dumbass-fangirl · 2 months ago
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Every superhero team has
-guy with super strength
-bitch who knows technology
-weird(TM) person who doesn't understand basic human interaction
-girl with unfathomable cosmic power who can end the universe
-robot :)
-guy who "never misses a shot"
-a literal god
-fast as fuck boiiiii
-a child
-and the token normal guy
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brownweeb99 · 8 months ago
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Every friend group has :
A Bimbo
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A mean bisexual
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An even meaner lesbian
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She/they
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He/they
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Token straight(s) that's on thin ice
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An astrology bish that has everyone's birth chart memorized
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AND a short king
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beesweatercas · a year ago
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i-is-v-tired · 8 months ago
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Every friend groups has
A bimbo-
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A mean bisexual-
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A meaner lesbian-
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She/They-
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He/They-
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A token straight(s) on thin ice-
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A astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth charts memorized-
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And a short king(s)-
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Every friend group has the burned spy with no cash, credit, or job history, a trigger-happy ex-girlfriend, an old friend who used to report on you to the fbi, family too if you’re desperate, and a down and out spy you met along the way
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penguin-writes-books · a year ago
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every friend group should include
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(she’s not mean but Julie Molina sure is bisexual. maybe just cross out ‘mean’ and replace it with ‘pretty’)
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summer-s--dae · 9 months ago
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art about memes again...
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