#every fuckin time

[mattmurdockismyspiritanimal]

#every fuckin time #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #formula 1 #cl16 #f1 #f1blr

[flingza-roller]

the curse of being australian is that i always miss 3/8 day bc i forget about it and only get reminded the day AFTER when the rest of the world catches up >:I

#text #every fuckin time #the unfortunate part of the majority of online spaces being american #ANYWAY UH HAPPY 3/8 DAY CONGRATS LESBIANS

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

someone pls pls inbox me/rb this at like 7-8pm UK time and tell me to take a fucking lactaid pill before drinking the cheap/discount bubble tea I keep finding it’s like £3 for 2 large cups on toogoodtogo and you would not believe how many times I am capable of making the same mistake

#/lh #ash.txt #I have them in my bag aswell I just #braincells see large bubble tea for cheap and stop functioning #every fuckin time #no thoughts head empty just taro milk tea and tapioca rolling around in there #bubble tea here would usually be like £5 a large cup for one and that’s with basic tea + ball #I hadn’t had it for ages before now bc of the price so yeah my brain just fuckin turns off xD

[professionallush]

Me to landlord: [please fix something]

landlord: ok, but wanted to check first, are you sure you’re not stupid? like maybe you did something stupid? Because you’re a renter, you know? So you’re obviously stupid? Just checking!

me: I’m sure

landlord: ok someone will be out tomorrow

#every fuckin time

[hajihiko]

Nekomaru India is my new favorite character

Thx he has a mullet

#Every fuckin time #Not an art

[jasonsthunderthighs]

You also notice how Arkham Knight that he has hunched back too? It's because he was tied to the chair most of the time or something like that? And he's basically like that because of that.

I-

Now my feels are hurt from this painful memory. Just high and sad in the club right here.

The story of it all was SO FUCKIN PERFECT.

Then they had to do what DC ALWAYS fuckin does.

Fuck it up.

Cause always, they see Jason Todd and they LITERALLY go:

#EVERY FUCKIN TIME #G answers #Anon #ask me stuff #send me asks #dc #dc characters #jason todd #red hood #jason peter todd #the red hood #Arkham Knight

[sirinaruth]

Me watching a new movie: “The emotional elements were done really well, but it takes a lot to make me cry in a movie.”

HTTYD2: 

Me: 

#every fuckin time #ive seen this movie over 20 times #and this line still gets the waterworks going like nothing else #its just so soft #this kind of love is too pure #i cant #httyd 2 #httyd #stoic #emotional damage

[jewishsuperfam]

yeah okay swan queen got me again

#every fuckin time

[clarinettispaghetti]

Resisting the urge to make a Garfield/Ace Attorney au right now ._.

#this happens every time I get into something new #“man I wonder how Garfield would act in this situation’ #every fuckin time

[pastel-pinkish]

Me: woah hey! New message! Follower? Mutual? Friend?

Message: h€¶ y©u $tup!d b¡+ch w@nn@ s€€ a r0b0+ $hak€ a$$?

Me: ah

#every fuckin time #pastel speaks to the void

[transmascmikey]

The thing about me is i will listen to these two back to back because hehe same name and then be bitch slapped by both so hard my neck snaps

#every fuckin time #against me! #frank iero #meager contributions

[every-captain]

Sure I want to kiss again and write poems and fall in love and all that stuff but PLEASE GOD PLEASE dont let me waste any more friendships to my desire for romance. I really dont know if I feel like its worth it to lose another best friend to my obsession with romantic love.

#Captain Speaking #if i could go back in time... i would have made a different choice #it was obvious and i knew it was but i am icarus #every fuckin time

[dumpstercryptid]

maybe tumblr will appreciate this more than twitter did

#meme #shitpost #every fuckin time

[patrickistruck]

everytime bdg posts a new video the hyperfixation hits me like a god damn truck

#fuck YOU stop that i am doing WORK #i can feel it dredging up #every fuckin time #i just start shaking #bdg #brian david gilbert #polygon adjacent

[stevebabey]

hi love you

oh my god what a surprise this ask is ! hehehehe i love u too <3

#MWAH #a kiss so loud the sound of it reverberates around the world…. #THATS A PREVIOUS TAG IVE USED IM CRYING #and yet it was the exact same thought i had… #smh i know myself so well #ruby talks #asks #answered #moots my beloved <3 #alice alice bo balice banana fana fo falice me my mo malice aliiiiiice #hehehehe that tag man #every fuckin time

[elliesflower]

god every. time. i rewatch twd the second episode is a jump scare lmfaoooo

#every fuckin time #like… #rick grimes rly out here fighting racism w racism #w the hard r too #anyways. imma just ignore that