I'm so tired of all men in my family trying to one up my every sentence. Your dick is microscopic. are you threathened by me? Why do I have to prepare some fucking retort every single time I speak up? You are like 40 years old
remembering the one time someone mentioned that they think the reason Cayde curses like "OH MY COTTON SOCKS!" when he's stuck in the Vex Portal during the Red War is because he (canonically) spends so much in the City with the kids and tries not to curse around them and y'know I've never been the same since
just fired my therapist who has been ghosting me for 4 months because she sent me a letter threatening termination because "i have not responded to any contact and continued silence will be taken as agreement to cancel services"
literally fuck you. actually fuck you. she would call WITHOUT WARNING when i would be out running errands and then when we actually have a scheduled meeting she would cancel 20 minutes after it was supposed to start.
therapy is sooo incredibly useless. i have never needed it, it has always *harmed* me more than not having it.
the best flavor of bingjiu is bingge preserving shen qingqiu's corpse after he dies and obsessively replacing the limbs that start rotting with either the limbs of his wives or growing new limbs from whatever the fuck flowers exist in pidw
bonus points if he talks to the corpse of sqq as if he's still alive and dresses him up in the finest robes
leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this