#everybody and their mama but me

[chrollohearttags]

for y’all to hate aot and its writers so much, y’all sure be on our dicks an awful lot lmao

#cherry chats 🍒 #like girl i do not give a single fuck if you don’t like it #but blatantly lying is crazy #y’all thought everybody was just gone up and go write for ur new it fandoms bc y’all are note hungry #but I’m just here to write abt my fav characters #whether y’all read it or not is none of my concern #I don’t do this for anybody but me and my enjoyment #‘y’all niggify them’ ‘it’s always the aot fandom’ #i wll spit on you first of all #and second #I’ve seen thirty million baby mama toxic weed smoking etc fics with JJK and everybody else #y’all are obsessed #and i would ignore y’all #but it’s the fact that we’re always being mentioned BY NAME in dumbass tiktok vids #being called slurs and terrible names #for fucking stories #so imma keep my foot on yalls necks till I feel like it #fuck y’all

[nances]

does anyone else find the extent to which names are recycled interesting? there’s chrissy carpenter and chrissy cunningham, tina (carol’s friend) and tina (erica’s friend), stacey the girl who rejected dustin (wikipedia says albright ??) and stacey (nancy’s friend), henry the burger patron and henry creel, patrick the guard and patrick mckinney, max’s mom and suzie (? not sure if it’s a nickname but i remember theories pre s3 about the suzie in the title being susan lmao) also max’s dad’s first name is quoted to be sam as well as dr owens’, not to even mention william byers and william hargrove…

#nearly typed in (hashtag)that ship instead of the actual surname bc i’m disconnected from the fandom to the point of barely ever seeing #content about several characters that i don’t care about #maybe i’m just still hung up on the small town scale of szn 1 and me living in a small town knowing everybody and their mama is just bias #stranger things #byler #<-target audience

[kasaneteto]

i cant stop thinking about burning man’s soul

#check it out im in the house like carpet #& when theres too many heads in my blunt i wont spark it i’ll #put it in my pocket & save it like rocket fuel #till everybodys gone and its cool #then i spark it up with my brotha. his mama named him mor but i call him moe lover #and hes more than a cover he’s a QUILT #we’re putting shit together like the house that john built. on the HILL #cuz that shit gonna feel like velvet #turtle #my style fits tighter than a girdle #if you hate it then you can just leave it like beaver #but in a day or two i’ll make you a true believer #in ME cause like the alphabet youll C #thats all i know sorry #txt

[pcktknife]

I wanna play totk just for that dragon quest cause I know it'll fuck me up bad

#totk spoilers #ig everybody and they mama already done talked abt it #its already been spoiled for me but i just feel like if i really got into the story that quest would reeeally ruin me #i refuse to play botw or totk tho plus its just super expensive so idk maybe in like the next what 40 50 years when both games drop to $50 #then ill play lmao #kae.txt

[reblog-house]

Of course. First Grian asks to be friends and he can't accept because opposite day and now Cleo asks to be friends and he can't accept because villain and now boogie. Why does the secret keeper hate him. PLEASE.

#secret life spoilers #AUGHTHGH please let scar join the roomies ;;;A;;; #i am BEGGING #cri #bo don't look #mcyt #trafficblr #gtwscar #i love the idea that the roomies pick up lonely people like strays #if lizzie had lasted for longer they'd probably - oh no nvm lizzie and cleo have a weird thing going on lizzie wouldn't have accepted at al #cleo would still ask though #now i wanna write this hdkddksjdkd #'thank you mom' 'i hate that he calls me mom' I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH. PLEAASE. THEY OWN MY HEART #the clockers may be dead but the mom jokes stay #not as in 'yo mama'. no. as in 'yo r ma mam-' no that sounds worse than anticipated tags cancelled everybody go home #the Clockers and Scar's 'hatred' of Etho are my fave things to have come from LimL

[sweetbunanarchy]

*walks in*

Heeeey…how y’all doing

#I ain’t gone lie right when I think I’m doing better something gotta bring me down mentally #not to vent but I really do hate twitter and how everybody and they mama gotta say some dumb close minded shit IDK!!!!! #but yeah I’m trying so hard to be more active on here I miss being here I miss when shit felt so much simpler #I know tumblr ain’t perfect either but I feel like I can curate my space a lot better…. #bun talks

[wasteland-lover]

pics from like two days ago

#RANT -> #now that i FINALLY got my wifi installed lemme yall yall what happened🤦🏿‍♀️ #so like an hour before i took these pics i was on the bus going back home from class right? #but since everybody and they mama is getting off from class too the bus was packed asf #and im like the last person to get on and there were no seats left BUT this one guy decides to get up and give me his seat #so i don’t have to stand #and im like okay he’s just being nice whatever whatever #and when the but gets to my stop i obviously get off so i can get my ass home #but lemme tell you #as im literally going ok the stairs to get into my apartment #tell me why this nigga i see this nigga from the corner of my eye tryna wave me down😐 #he was calling for my attention and everything but i didn’t hear his ass bcs i had my earbuds on #anyways he was standing at the bottom of the stairwell like a dumbass and goes onto say ‘oh hi i just wanted to tell you that ur cute🤓’ #and then he asks for my name and shit and then tells his #even though my ass did NAWT care to know that shit #and then ofc im like ‘what grade you in?🤨’ #come to find out he’s a SENIOR?? #after that i basically was like hell nah imma freshman dawg💀 #and cuz this mf was hella lame he left and said sumn like ‘oh well have a good one even tho i still think ur cute🥹’ #like bro you followed me all the way back to my building just to waste my time tf wrong witchu😐 #me. [🧍🏿‍♀️]

[linpunny]

Soft feral making selfship stuff. Help I hate it here. I hate soft feelings especially when my hearts aching for Taiju “King Kong looking ass” Shiba

#dessy stfu #I’m throwing a fit and just waiting for him to stop giving me the evil side eye cause everybody and they mamas know I’m in love with him 😭 #i will fight him I don’t care how big he is y’all I’ll fight his ass

[kastimere]

Some doodles I forgot to post here KWBDMWIDBWKD

The cat character belongs to @god1eater

#my art #original character #friends character #tbh creature #yo mama #so this looks like a job for me so everybody just folly me cuz we got a little controversy cuz I feel so empty without me #TW blood #tw slightly suggestive

[1awyerup]

Breakfast with Mama...

#And uh. Good morning everybody. #📈 Me. Parsley. #{mama botch voice: this is my son parsley he has every disease 😌}

[chrollohearttags]

a baddie and her baddie friends 🖤

#Mika mama if you need a dog to bark or some bills paid #I got you #she work in the strip club that Eren’s wife owns and they all live together hskshsj #they getting on my sis nerves 😭😭 #I made Jean too just for ha #my sims #somebody release me from this fucking game 😭😭 #this why I can’t get no damn writing done #cherry chats 🍒 #mikasa ackerman #she so bad bro omg #aot au #ema #bitch the face card is crazy #like she ate everybody up

[lesovoj]

when it hits you that 3rd gen era is over

#what do you mean that bts and twice arent performing at mama awards?? #nah this is crazy to me i guess im over kpop in that sense i cant really get into 4gen except like one or two and that isnt enough for me #to keep up with award shows like 3gen was so iconic all the interactions on shows and how it felt like a peak of kpop everybody had that #starpower more or less and gosh what is all this wothoit bts performances 😭😭 i miss their stages so much #but im also too old to care about teen groups so thats that #without*

[vampireimiko]

it's 80° in November...

#spirit talks 🖤 #lykeee #EVERYBODY and they mama outside in dresses shorts etc #me included 🤥 #the only thing that feels november are the leaves turning colors #AND THE SICKNESSES OMG

[minamotosousuke]

pls check ur state’s unclaimed property database to see if you or a loved one has unclaimed $$$ being held for you…

#saw it and searched it up #nothing for me of course #but my dad I found at least $150 (likely more) he can claim #and my mama and grandma and her friends #I’ve been happily texting everybody

[97tears]

Mangadex only has volume 1 but a certain chapter called the Bird’s Nest isn’t there for the poe clan… anybody know where I can read it?? I’ve only been able to read an online summary of it but nothing else

#poe no ichizoku #the poe clan #HELO PLEESSEEEEE #everybody and their mama resd it but nawt me!

[widevibratobitch]

Anon hate

sigh

#the bar is so low already. and y'all r not even trying. is no one gonna tell me 'yo mama' #or whatever it is young people diss each other with today? #i cant keep on nasconding my grief over the fact that literally everybody loves me here and im everyone's favourite mutual 😔💅✨ #it's so hard #anon #ask