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fate brought us together again
a sequel to love die young
⤷ pairing: bang chan x gn!reader
⤷ genre: smau w/ a few written parts, fluff, angst, humor, romance, drama, college!au, exes to lovers!au
⤷ tw: will put them accordingly to each chapter but mostly swearing
⤷ synopsis: after spending two years abroad, you come back to the only college that accepted you; the same chris goes to
⤷ featuring: stray kids, loona's olivia hye, nct's mark, an oc, itzy's ryujin and yuna, enhypen's jake, p1harmony's intak… more to come
⤷ disclaimer: ignore the timestamps i have no time for this hhh; you might find typos despite my efforts so i apologize in advance; almost none of the pics used in this au are mine: © to rightful owners; none of this is meant to represent anyone in real life; this is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only!
⤷ notes: header made by me. you don't have to read the prequel to understand but i would appreciate it if you did :)
updates: every other day, 8pm CET
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status: completed
started: 15/07 10/07 as a gift for 100 followers❤️
completed: 31/08
profiles — road trip adventurers | it wasn't me | extras
chapter one — coming back home
chapter two — first day
chapter three — who's y/n?
chapter four — new friends
chapter five — "you wish you were me so bad"
chapter six — senses are sensing
chapter seven — i've heard of him (lying)
chapter eight — i miss you
chapter nine — i have no fear.
chapter ten — team 60
chapter eleven — opportunities (w)
chapter twelve — don't start a battle you'll lose
chapter thirteen — sick joke (w)
chapter fourteen — what are friends for
chapter fifteen — revelations
chapter sixteen — friends? (w)
chapter seventeen — i hate you guys
chapter eighteen — down memory lane (w)
chapter nineteen — manzoned
chapter twenty — embrace (w)
chapter twenty one — go get your man (w)
chapter twenty two — chrizz
chapter twenty three — everybody else knew
chapter twenty four — double sense
chapter twenty five — fate
epilogue
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If anyone follows Chelsea, please contact me and let me know if she's posted anything. I obviously won't share anybody's name or information on my page; I'm just interested in whether it's true or not.//
So there are team real blogs with anons saying that Chelsea posted a video montage of the trip and Tara and Justin are seen in it.
I saw the video, and yeah, Chelsea was also in Bermuda. She was at the same cave on the same boat, and yeah, you can see Tara and Justin there.
So yeah, she was there.
A few things that I find really, really interesting:
- Before this, Chelsea had almost only posted on Facebook about charities. The last time she posted about something personal was when she changed her profile picture and header in 2020. Or should I say they were the only personal posts that were public? So she hasn't posted anything personal, or if she has, it wasn't public, and now, suddenly, when her Instagram is private, so people can't see what she posts there, she makes a post on Facebook about their trip. She also could've made it private, but no, she wanted everybody to see it.
- We also haven't seen the star of the show, aka Christopher Evans. I bet he really enjoyed all the stuff he hates doing or experiencing.
- And now suddenly we also got a post from Alba. No pictures with Chris, or anybody else but Amanda and Justin.
So basically, in one day, Tara follows Justin and his boyfriend, Chelsea posts on Facebook, and then Alba also posts on Instagram. These coincidences…
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Once Upon a Time... (Christen Press x Reader)
“Mama, tell us a story,” Grey, your oldest child asked. You shifted on the edge of Grey’s bed and glanced over at Erika. She sat up a little bit and you knew that you wouldn’t get out of that one.
“Please,” Erika asked and you nodded. You cleared your throat and thought of a good story to tell. “Can you tell the one about the princess and the knight?”
“Um, sure. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. Everything about her was pure sunshine and she radiated happiness. Well, there was also a knight from a different kingdom up north. Somehow, the knight found herself in the princess’s court and they had a bit of a rocky start.
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:You waited patiently for your new teammates to arrive. You were joining the Royals for this season and you were nervous. You didn’t play a lot in America. You’d been at Lyon for years and now you were back in America for at least a season or two. Instead of going to the Reign, where you had played before, you were playing with the Utah Royals. They were a good team and you were really looking forward to getting to play with some of their USWNT players instead of against them.
“Y/n, you’re early?” Diana looked surprised and very confused. Normally you were one of the last people arriving somewhere. “Did you get the wrong time?”
“No, somebody sent a car after me. I wonder where they would get the idea to do that,” you said and Diana blushed a little.
“I didn’t think it’d actually work,” Diana said and you rolled your eyes at her. “I’m surprised you didn’t ditch the car and ride in on that death trap.”
“The motorcycle gets the job done, and then some,” you said with a smirk. Slowly more teammates began to fill in and you realized that you were under-dressed for the photo. It was of all of the international players on the team. “D, who is that?”
“Christen Press?” Diana asked and you nodded.
“Is she single?”
“No, absolutely not. Do not go talk to her, bad idea,” Diana said and you should have listened to her. You really should have. She grabbed your arm to try and slow you down a bit, but it was no use. You shrugged her grip off of you and then walked over to where Christen was talking with Kelley O’Hara, Becky Sauerbrunn, and Rachel Corsie.
“Rachel, long time no see babe,” you said and Rachel glanced up at you. She smiled at you and pulled you in for a tight hug. “Mind introducing me to your friends?”
“Y/n, this is Becky, Kelley, and Christen,” Rachel introduced and you shook each of their hands. You brought Christen’s hands up to your lips and kissed her knuckles. “Ladies, this is Y/n.”
“Utah’s newest goalkeeper,” Kelley said and you sent her a wink.
“A great catch,” you said with a flirty tone.
“Definitely,” Kelley flirted back and you smirked at her. Kelley would give as much you did, but Christen was a bit colder with you.
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“Eventually though, the princess came around to liking the knight. There was a great battle and the princess and knight’s side had lost. The knight felt personally responsible for it and the princess did as well. However, after they talked it out, they learned that they were very similar.”
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You threw your gloves onto the floor and punched a locker. You let out a scream and then slid down the wall. You buried your head in your hands and started to cry. Finals. You had made it all the way to the finals and one stupid mistake on your part cost you the win. You sniffled and lifted your head to wipe your face. That was when you saw her standing in front of you.
“Hey Elsa.” Christen clenched her jaw at the nickname, but once she looked in your eyes, she dropped her guard. “Wanna picture?”
“You’re an asshole,” Christen said and you nodded. “But you shouldn’t be so down about this.”
“Easy for you to say. I didn’t do my job tonight and we lost,” you said and Christen sighed.
“I’m the captain. Tonight was on my shoulders not yours,” Christen said and you stood up. You pulled your jersey off of your body and pulled your clothes out of your backpack.
“No, you’re a forward. The band doesn’t mean that everything comes down to you. I’m the one in the goal. I’m the one who got that foul and I’m the one who didn’t read the penalty correctly,” you pointed out and Christen sighed.
“How about instead of putting all of the blame on one of us, we just agree that everybody could have done better tonight?” Christen suggested and you shrugged.
“Whatever,” you brushed it off. Christen reached out and put a hand on your shoulder. “Why are you suddenly being so nice to me? You hate me, I’ve heard you and Rachel talk about me. You think I’m an arrogant asshole who needs to go back to France.”
“You heard that?” Christen asked and you nodded. “I’m sorry I said that. You were getting on my nerves that day. You are an arrogant asshole, but I think that I like having you here.”
“Now I have to stay,” you said sarcastically. Christen huffed and threw a water bottle at you. “Ow!”
“You’re infuriating,” Christen said semi-calmly.
“Lucky for you, I’ll be gone by next week,” you said and Christen bit her lip. “And then you won’t have to see me for a long time.”
Christen sat down next to your things on the bench and ran her fingers through her hair. You glanced down at her and tried not to let yourself get distracted by how beautiful she was. Christen looked up at you and you quickly looked away. She bit her lip and then stood up. She put her hands on both of your cheeks and then pulled you down for a kiss. You kissed her back and you swore that you’d never experienced something so powerful and right in your entire life.
“Come back to Utah,” Christen said softly before she stood up. She was standing by the door, about to leave, when she turned around and said to you, “I really think you belong here Y/n.”
“I’ll see what I can do,” you said and Christen smiled at you. You watched her leave and immediately began to do everything you could to get a transfer over to Utah from Lyon.
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“Sadly, the knight didn’t get to go back to her princess. They were both very upset about that, but one day in the middle of a battle, the knight was the princess watching.”
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“Chris,” you muttered under your breath as you saw her in the crowd. You smiled at her and waved before diving to save a header from the corner. You could see Alex and Lucy giving you weird looks, but you didn’t care. After the game, you went straight over to where Christen had been sitting so you could see her. “Ma’am, this isn’t Utah.”
“No, it isn’t,” Christen said with a small smile. “I missed you and had some free time.”
“I’m happy you’re here,” you said and Christen nodded. “How long can you stay?”
“A few days to a week at most,” Christen said and you nodded. You began to plan out romantic things to do while you were together. You took Christen to Paris for a couple of nights ahead of your game against PSG and then you spend the remainder of the time in your apartment together.
“I think I love you,” you said as Christen played with your hair. She looked down at you with a look of surprise on her face. “No, wait, I know I love you.”
“I love you too,” Christen said and you smiled. You leaned up and kissed her softly. “We’ve come a long way.”
“There’s still quite a ways to go in my opinion,” you said and Christen nodded. “Hopefully with less distance.”
“Hopefully,” Christen echoed.
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“It took the knight a couple of years before she finally returned to her princess. They wasted no time in establishing their own little kingdom together. They married each other and the princess became a queen. A couple of months later, the queen announced that she was no longer going to participate in battles, but instead help to plan them. A new kingdom opened up in the queen’s home and the knight got a transfer to go fight there. Once everything was set in order there, they started on making their own princesses.”
“Are we the new princesses Mama?” Grey asked and you nodded. “Are you the knight?”
“I am,” you answered and Grey looked over at Erika, who looked just as shocked. You chuckled at them and stood up. “Goodnight princesses.”
“Goodnight Mama,” both girls said at the same time. You turned off the light and closed their door. You turned around to find Christen standing in the hallway with tears in her eyes.
“I love you,” Christen said and you leaned in and kissed her. You wiped her tears and rested your forehead against hers. You glanced down at the baby bump before tilting your head slightly to kiss her again.
“I love you too,” you said and Christen hugged you tightly.
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Chris Evans Writing Challenge
I’m still taking a break from the quickies so I decided that May should be Chris Evans month. This challenge center around Chris and a handful of his characters. I listed the one you can write below. All the prompts are something either Chris or one of his characters have said at some point.
Due Date: May 31st (don’t worry about the timezone. As long as it’s the 30th somewhere it counts.) - There are no extensions on monthly challenges!!!
Word min: 500 words
Word Max: 5k words
Style: It can be a drabble, one shot or beginning of a series. Do not put in in the middle of an ongoing series since I plan on reading them and don’t want to read 10 parts of something to understand the entry. If you create a series only part one has to be posted before the due date.
Fandom: Chris evans
Will you read and reblog my fic?
You betcha :D I am behind on reading for previous challenges so patience is a virtue here
When Do I Post?
Right now. Sign Ups start now and end when there are no more prompts or when the due date rolls around
Genre: Anything you want. You have to be over 18 if you write smut and you always have to warn accordingly! Fluff, angst, AUs, and crack are all welcome. I prefer none AUs - so fics that take place in the cinematic universe the character you choose is from. I don’t wanna limit you here though so if AU is what floats your boat, make it AU.
Limits on what you can write: No Mommy/daddy kinks, no non/dub con, no A/B/O, no merpeople. No underage. No incest or selfcest. No half animal anything, please. No glorification on cheating(it’s okay as a plot device but use it with thought), no wife, s/o (even exes) or actor hate in rpfs!
Format: State in your A/N that it is for my (until-theend-oftheline) Kari’s Chris Evans Challenge. And use the #Kari’s Chris Evans Challenge in the first 5 tags.
Pairing and word count also have to be easy to spot in your header!
Submit: After you posted on Tumblr you have to add yourself and your fic to this doc. If you don’t do this you will not be added to the masterlist I create when the challenge is over. If you got questions - just ask :D
Doc link it case tumblr is an ass: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FH1g90G-dEaXXQ90JvU7_wI0i6vrQwBmt7wqBZLAgLM/edit?usp=sharing
How do I join?
You pick a quote (all are something either Chris or one of his characters said) and a pairing off the list. Send me the prompt number along with a backup just in case and your pairing of choice. ASKS ONLY!! REPLIES, REBLOGS AND IMS WILL BE IGNORED!
There are no limits on the pairings but I only allow 1 person per prompt so think before you sign up. If you don’t think you will be doing it then don’t take the spot from someone else. For now 1 person can sign up 2 times (one prompt per story).
All pairings must be x reader (romantic or friendship) general fics - no selfcest! -
I will accept Stucky or Stucky x Reader for this one too but focus must be on Steeb then:
Chris Evans (rpf)
Steve Rogers
Stucky
Stucky x Reader
Jensen (Losers)
Mace (Sunshine)
Frank Adler (Gifted)
Curtis (Snowpiercer)
Nick Vaughan (Before We Go)
Colin Shea (What’s Your Number?)
Prompts:
1 Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted. @dutchiewhotriestowrite (steve rogers)
2 That's right bitches; I got a crossbow! @acreativelydifferentlove (chris evans)
3 As the Ancient Tibetan Philosophy states: "Don't start none, won't be none!"
4 Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. @queeniewritesce (chris evans)
5 I promise you if you need us. If you need me, I’ll be there. @queen-of-the-avengers (Steve Rogers)
6 This isn’t freedom. It’s fear.
7 It’s probably too late to go to the bathroom right?
8 It's the time. Sixteen months, you can get used to anything... you just lose track. I won't lose track again.
9 We should never have gone off the mission. @capsheadquaters (chris evans)
10 I don't know. I have an opinion. But that's my opinion. I could be wrong. @lilulo-12 (steve rogers)
11 Use your head. But don't be afraid to believe in things either. @averyrogers (steve rogers)
12 When you're committed to somebody, you won't allow yourself to look for perfection to someone else @brokennccrown (Steve Rogers)
13 We love what we love. It sucks. @thatfanficstuff (Stucky)
14 Give her a kiss and wish her good luck.
15 18 years I've waited for this moment. @averyrogers83 (steve rogers)
16 That's what people in the best place say to the people in the worst place.
17 Okay. Uh…how do you feel about Denver. I found the mountain man, and that guy has got a caboose worth relocating for.
18 Oh, ___, I underestimated you. That’s amazing. That’s…that’s my new favorite thing about you. @iwillwalkherinthemorning (Nick)
19 Yeah, well, you sounded depressed on the phone, so. You hungry? @queen-of-the-avengers (Chris Evans)
20 Maybe the one thing you are the most scared off is the one thing you should do. @docharleythegeekqueen (Chris Evans)
21 You are so busy trying to be who everyone else wants you to be that you don’t know who you are @capsheadquaters (steve rogers)
22 I like wet hair and sweatpants. I like sneakers and ponytails @blacktithe7 (chris evans)
23 You know I still don't know how to dance. @reminiscingrogers (chris evans)
24 When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.
25 That was not my first kiss since 1945. I'm 95, not dead. @jewels2876 (Steve Rogers)
26 This job, we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody. But if we can’t find a way to live with that, then next time maybe nobody gets saved. @becs-bunker (steve rogers)
27 We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions.
28 What you did all those years... It wasn't you. You didn't have a choice. @docharleythegeekqueen (steve rogers)
29 You blew 3 bucks trying to win that stuffed bear for a redhead.
30 I'm not looking for forgiveness. And I'm way past asking for permission. @fangirlextraordinaire (chris evans)
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Jordan Pickford: Everton goalkeeper's 'erratic' form a dilemma for England
New Post has been published on https://thebiafrastar.com/jordan-pickford-everton-goalkeepers-erratic-form-a-dilemma-for-england/
Jordan Pickford: Everton goalkeeper's 'erratic' form a dilemma for England
Jordan Pickford has played in all of Everton’s Premier League matches this season, conceding 38 goals in 26 games
Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford’s “erratic” club form has given England boss Gareth Southgate a “dilemma”, says former Blackburn striker Chris Sutton.
Pickford, 25, played in all of England’s matches at the 2018 World Cup and was also Southgate’s number one during the Euro 2020 qualifying games.
But he has made club errors and was at fault for a goal by Crystal Palace’s Christian Benteke on Saturday.
“Pickford has not played well enough,” said Sutton on BBC Radio 5 Live.
In England’s last two Euro 2020 qualifiers, Pickford started against Montenegro, but, with qualification then secured, Burnley’s Nick Pope played against Kosovo.
Aston Villa’s Tom Heaton was also in the squad. Sheffield United’s Dean Henderson, on loan from Manchester United, has not won a senior England cap, but has represented the Under-21s.
This season, both Henderson and Pope have kept nine Premier League clean sheets, the joint highest number from any one goalkeeper – along with Liverpool’s Alisson.
“Henderson, Pope and [Ben] Foster have all been better than Pickford,” added Sutton. “If you want to win the Euros, you play the most confident goalkeeper, the best goalkeeper,
“Pickford played well at the World Cup but, in the here and now, if you compare him to other goalkeepers, the truth is he hasn’t been as good as Henderson or Pope.
“He’s so good with his feet but if he’s fragile or not showing the confidence that Henderson’s done then surely you pick the goalkeeper in form, the one who’s made the most saves and been the most consistent.
“Pickford’s club form has been really erratic and Gareth has a dilemma.”
Ex-England striker Ian Wright, speaking alongside Sutton on the Monday Night Club, said: “Pickford is England’s number one but I don’t know for how much longer he will be, if I’m honest.”
‘He seems angry and thinks people are having a go at him’
On Saturday, during Everton’s 3-1 win over Palace, Pickford let a weak Benteke shot in under his body, although he did make a save later to keep out the Belgian’s close-range header.
After that game, Pickford, who has played 24 times for England, said criticism does not affect him, adding “everyone hates you” when you are an England player.
“The press and everybody, the punters – look at [Sky Sports pundit and ex-England defender] Gary Neville – they just want to come for England players,” said Pickford.
“You have to live with it. I know what I’m capable of and I know what I’m good at.”
The Monday Night Club pundits thought Pickford had been wrong to react this way.
“The criticism affects everyone and he gets his fair share,” said Wright. “But you have to embrace the fact people will criticise you and if you say ‘it doesn’t bother me’, you’re not being truthful.
“He seems angry and thinks people are having a go at him but we want him to do well.
“You don’t want your number one goalkeeper feeling like everyone is against him, you want him to be in the best form of his life going into the Euros.”
Sutton added: “He has to do his talking on the pitch – what he’s not been doing this season. By making the statements he has made, that tells me he is feeling fragile.
“If his form does drop and he drops a clanger in the Euro final, people will ask ‘why was he playing?'”
How the English goalkeepers compare (minimum 10 Premier League games in 2019-20) Name Team Appearances Saves Goals conceded Clean sheets Errors leading to goals Ben Foster Watford 26 81 40 8 1 Angus Gunn Southampton 10 30 25 2 0 Tom Heaton Aston Villa 20 68 35 4 0 Dean Henderson Sheffield United 25 65 21 9 1 Alex McCarthy Southampton 15 43 21 3 0 Jordan Pickford Everton 26 63 38 6 2 Nick Pope Burnley 25 79 38 9 2 Aaron Ramsdale Bournemouth 25 87 37 4 1
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