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unkonageki · 8 months
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MDZS!Wangxian meeting their CQL selves [Part 4]
Some people asked for the two Lan Zhans' version, so here it is!
Poor cql!Lwj found out about the "everyday" thing. Is he shocked? Is he having a horny awakening? We'll find out next time
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sharkji · 8 months
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I saw this image on Pinterest, thought about Lan Wangji, and became a comedian in my friend’s discord DM’s
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[ID: A Discord message that reads, “When ji said everyday means everyday but wwx was like ahh, lan zhan what about just four days and lan zhan was like:”. Under the text is an image of a bunny sitting politely with the text, “reconsider.” written over it. End ID]
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wangxianficrecs · 3 months
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Overwhelming Enthusiasm by Shadaras
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Overwhelming Enthusiasm
by Shadaras (@shadaras)
M, 1k, Wangxian
Part of the MDZS Casefic Exchange
Summary: When the library’s alarms went off, Lan Qiren wearily expected to arrive to find an apologetic Wei Wuxian—possibly with one of the young disciples who looked up to him—explaining that No really I didn’t mean to touch that, I’m so sorry, let me reset that for you. Kay's comment: This was actually really funny, though I would give it a light gore warning. Really enjoyed it and the flavour of a good uncle Lan Qiren who has considerably warmed up to Wei Wuxian post-canon. Excerpt: “Shufu.” Lan Wangji let out a long breath. “A creature attracted to Yang energy appeared unexpectedly. We may have, ah. Overfed it. Until it burst.” There was a wealth of understatement in Lan Wangji’s words. Lan Qiren stared at the lattice-worked carvings that edged the library’s ceiling and attempted not to imagine the sequence of events. Or how Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian had ‘overfed’ such a beast. “I see,” he said neutrally. “Have you identified the source of this creature? I’m surprised it could appear within the wards.” “I think it snuck in with us,” Wei Wuxian admitted. “There aren’t any obvious holes in the wards, and I don’t think it manifested from any texts in here, though admittedly I haven’t had time to check yet. Also, um, you can turn around? If that would help.”
pov lan qiren, post-canon, canon era, blood and gore, aftermath of violence, coitus interruptus, good uncle lan qiren, nerd wei wuxian family feels, slice of life, everyday means everyday
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bichenistraumatised · 2 months
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ah yes "friendship"
It is one of the greatest love stories of our time & they say it's just "true friendship"💀
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While yes friendships are great and for me platonic love is much more beautiful than romantic love but NOT HERE! NOT IN THIS STORY! THIS IS ABOUT MY AUTISTIC GAY MAN AND HIS BISEXUAL HUSBAND! IT IS VERY MUCH GAY AND VERY MUCH ROMANTIC! Seriously even bichen knows but don't ask that poor thing when it's already traumatised
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if you’re ever in need of a laugh highly recommend saying danmei lines in the voice of kermit the frog. like i was just driving and suddenly i say everyday means everyday (in chinese (i am american)) in the kermit the frog voice and then i started saying a bunch of the mdzs iconic lines in the kermit the frog voice and just cracked myself up and started hysterically laughing in my car. haven’t tried it with tgcf or svsss but i imagine it would yield similar results
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thelibranarchives · 1 year
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WWX: What do you want for breakfast, Lan Zhan?
LWJ: *unties his headband*
WWX, groaning: I meant food!
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heliumparty · 7 months
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My mom saw one pic of Xiao Zhan and decided to watch The Untamed and now she's sending me memes about it. She's never sent me a meme before in my life. She's a Lan-Wangji-love-at-first-sight-truther apparently and she doesn't remember anyone's name. Jin Guangyao is just Dimples. She called me like three times, crying. Not gonna lie, I'm a little scared she's gonna see some things about the novel I don't want to explain lol.
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animeconnoissuer78 · 8 months
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The chokehold these two have on my damn soul!!! ❤️❤️
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black-ish-bird · 9 months
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seven by jungkook is inspired by lan zhan from mdzs.
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Mo Dao Zu Shi manhua "Everyday means everyday" uncensored part 10 from @maotuanxjj from twitter.
Lan Zhan smiling... ♡♡♡
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bichenistraumatised · 2 months
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Literally every WangXian fic:
Lan wangji falls first and harder, wei wuxian has insecurities and thinks he is messed up & not good enough for lan wangji and cause of that lan wangji suffers😭 until wei wuxian gets his shit together & confesses first cause world will end but lan wangji would never confess first
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sweatsnervously47 · 4 months
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The trouble with watching all this BL is that now I am having racy thoughts about my twink coworker with the ponytail.
It's very distracting and now I have to repeat "Don't f*ck your coworkers" every day at work.
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starry-stan-blog · 8 months
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Seven is the ultimate wangxian song
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berryberrytaeberry · 3 months
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Happy birthday lan zhan. I think about you everyday.
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