#everyone ive said this to is like ew no

[glitchydyke]

having saw as a hyperfix is so hard bc the second i mention it to anyone their immediate reaction is just

#offhandedly mentioned to my mum’s friend yesterday that i’ve gotten into saw #like that’s it. that’s what i said. ‘ive gotten into the horror series saw lately’. #and her reaction was ‘eww no’ like. ok i’ll just skip off and kill myself then 👍 #SHAKING THE BARS OF MY CAGE ITS NOT JUST GOREEEE ITS NOT JUST CHEAP HORROR OPEN YOUR MIND #like ofc it’s not for everyone. totally get that. but the immediate reaction being ‘ew’ as if there’s no story? no character depth? #no narrative? no fascinating message of life and death and existence? no love and passion put into making it? die like actually #mj.txt

[todayisafridaynight]

Prior to sending the ask I was just guessing what matrophobia meant based on the root words but I looked it up after and went ohhhh and then you confirmed that extra dimension to it and I went OHHHHH

I think that gets to the heart of what I've been thinking about, that bittersweetness, because despite his best efforts... of course he could never end up anything like Yoko, but he still ended up with an abusive "household." Because in addition to Masato ending up how he did, he has to see those same situations play out, feel that same tension in the air between Jo and Ichi, over and over for almost a decade straight.

Like, in a way, he's forced to put himself in Toshio's shoes when that happens. He can't really get through to Jo, in the same way Toshio can't get through to Yoko, but he can try to step in before lasting damage is done, and he can try to make it bearable for his son. You know. Have a nice talk. Treat him to Peking duck. I'm SO normal about the (drawn-out) parallels of those scenes

So then with Jo... he kind of does become his father, even if he never wanted to (no one wants to), both through his ruinous neglect of Masato at birth and through how he comes to look at discipline and corporal punishment. I'm sure it's not lost on him in Masato's case (owww), but with Ichi, it's not like he has any reason to see him as his son... But How Far Can That Take You.

Because it's like, at the start, he was openly beating Ichi in front of Arakawa and not letting up much when Arakawa intervened. But then you have The Yubitsume Scene and Arakawa walking in on All That and... he looks sorry. Sorry for being caught, probably, but sorry nonetheless. Like... what changed between then and now... have you two had a Heartfelt Conversation... do you know where Arakawa got that scar... are you unable to change your "nature" even then...

Side note bro your SHOE is the size of his TORSO I promise you do not need to kick him with all the strength you've got like what the hell is this 😭😭😭

BUT ALL THAT ASIDE thank you so much for delving into the symbolism! Wonderful read. I don't really have an eye for symbolism, so that makes it all the more enjoyable to revisit the comic and everything with what you've gone into. I think a lot of your experiences resonate with mine, so conversely I'm not sure what others would take away from it, BUT I think there's enough there that's so insightful and evocative that it's effective without personal experience. I don't think there's anything I could add, so. Yeah. For once I am happy to sit back and take it all in... On that note, definitely looking forward to your next comic!

AUUUGH YEAAAH YEAHEYA HYEAH THAT EXACTLY OUUUGH OWIEE OWW.....

that's literally it though. like no extra notes. except The Obligatory Few i dont think it was an accident that arakawa is set up as the beginning of the game's 'protagonist' and planting that 'troubled family' taste first thing in our mind. i remember how i felt when i first saw arakawa walk in on jo and ichi and then arakawa taking ichi out for dinner i was just like🧍‍♂️Girl No The Cycle.... It's Continuing...... //screams// LIKE UGH IT WAS SO GOOD BUT ALSO OWWW STOPPP and then on the REPLAY it just hurts more cause with the added context to jo's character its like Oh No...... You're Your Father's Son....

and youre right: jo doesn't have an implicit reason to see how he treats ichi is wrong, hence he similarly doesnt have any reason to stop- not unless arakawa intervenes of course (and i will stand outside my window thinking of the possibility arakawa ever did try to have A Conversation with jo... arms folded behind my back and all like Man™️....)

oh but yeah, absolutely no problem ! im lowkey of an egotist so i do like to talk bout the stuff i make. More In Depth (though thats obvious considering the fuckin essays in the tags i always leave ☠️☠️) gerjlgaELKjg. so i was happy to explain ♪(´▽｀) !! what i like about symbolism is that it can be intentional or not, and the fun is always finding it just by chance. i cant explain it properly, but i just think its a neat 'seasoning' of sorts to drawings (❁´◡`❁)

#long post #snap chats #everyone in rgg got flipper shoes i stg tho like evey time i look at everyones renders i gotta point it out to myself 😭 #speaking of. The Cycle. and Personal Experiences. arakawa walkin in on jo and ichi esp hits cause thats def a thing thats happened to mysel #its insane how one woman terrorizes my whole family but no cause i remember my mom would tear me a new one. Metaphorically #or she'd be pissed at my sis and i and my sis would just take us out for lunch and we'd talk bout it #Unsurprisingly my dad would do that for me growin up and he was there #i used to visit him on weekends when he lived nearby and those were my Peking Duck dinners in a sense #he'd just do his best to make sure i felt at home and making sure. i was cared for for once LMAO #so yeah to see that repeat in my family with my sister taking the role of my dad its like ow... #OH YEAH NO ITS BEEN A HOT YEAR SINCE I SAID HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO GET THROUGH THE BEGINNING OF Y7 HUH #it hurts a lot to watch masumi's backstory since it's EXTREMELY personal and hits too close to home but i watch it anyway 🥴 #probably the first and only time a piece of media can actually 'trigger' me that badly i guess. how lame #i think ive updated my villain origin story enough tho. im sorry you also had a shit mom If Im Assuming Right #i wish it was easy to deal with bad parents but. well. if it was we wouldnt have them amiright #the best i can do is vent how i feel and at least try to have people in similar situations as me feel. understood. as corny as that sounds #its a little heinous to say Im Glad Our Experiences Are Similar cause id never wish my experiences on anyone else #but i guess i mean to say im glad we can understand each other in that regard #on a semi-better note. please dont hope for the comic anytime soon i only just finished sketching set pieces ( ´◡` ;;;) #I GOT DISTRACTED AGAAAINNNNN also its very cold and i dont work well in the cold. s'cause my fingers get all stiff EW #but i WILL have this one done i have too many abandoned projects i aint abandoning another one #with that in mind its funny you mention arakawas scar cause i did have a tiny baby thing in mind with it #nothing sad or serious this time just somethin cute even. if THAT ever happens we'll see it but yeah. just another funny case of Timing #alright bye bye for now i should work on this. after i answer your second ask HANG ON ILL SEE YOU THERE--

[friiday-thirteenth]

literally having the shittiest hour of my life

#fun fact #you cant tell im a fucking child #i dont look like a child #which means that at work #in a mask #people think im an adult #and this 40 yo man fucking #i cant deal witg this #i soent half an hour talking to him bc i was trying to help him find clothes #and he was fucking flirting with me and im just so glad i said i dont use social media im so fjcking glad i feel like such shit rightnow #and everyone at work was super nice #thank fuck #and hes not going to be allowed near me of he comes ina gain #but holy shit i feel so fucking crap right now ive been crying for the past 20 minutes #he was defo not all thete mentally and like. i was just doing my job and being nice like i do for every customer and i guess he didnt getit #but holy fuck #i just #ew ew ew no i feel so gross i jsut im cruign so much i cant fucking handle it #byt this one lady was so good she made sure management knew nad she just. thank fuvk for her i wouldnt be abke to jnadle this otherwise #vent #rant

[gigidragonbbxxx]

regarding mental diet

discipline. consistency. THIS IS HOW YOU MANIFEST.

it is the discipline and consistency in acknowledging the things in your 3D that you want and ignoring the stuff that you do not identify with.

Yes Gigi, we know that why are you saying something EVERYONE says?

bc dear reader and loass community, i'm gonna say something that might be known but I don't see stated enough:

To be a master manifester, you break your old realities and create new ones - AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING ON THIS LEVEL BECAUSE THEY ARE UNWILLING TO LET GO OF HABITS THAT DO NOT SERVE THEM.

AKA = YOU MUST BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT.

You hear me???

YOU MUST BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT.

AND THIS IS WHAT MENTAL DIET IS: NOT GIVING IN TO EVERY TREND, EVERY LIL SONG, EVERY TV SHOW, ETC. IF IT DOES NOT HELP YOUR MIND BE SATURATED WITH BEING IN YOUR FAVOR.

I'll cite an example many of us go through: a friend who doesn't know the law and only wants to talk about how horrible men are. This friend is also addicted to complaining. What have so many loass practicing people have said? They've either 1) told that friend they don't want to talk about that stuff or 2) spent less time with that friend.

it's an experience so many in the community go through and many benefit from limiting their exposure to that type of person. because what is the point of spending time affirming lies like "life has to be hard" "life is unfair" "I always get treated like shit by men" "I'm never first choice" like EW!? guys, learn to get the ICK from this type of talk!!! there is no benefit from this energy.

YOU GET TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO. SO STOP MINGLING WITH ENERGY THAT DOES NOT SERVE YOU. IF YOU HAVE TIME TO THINK BADLY, YOU HAVE TIME TO THINK POSITIVELY!!!

Be willing to WALK AWAY. Be willing to be the one to say "This is not for me" if a convo is full of limited beliefs. Be willing to not participate in trends like making tiktoks about self deprecating jokes or tweet about toxic things. Be willing to say "Oh i never say those things about myself."

Let me explain what prompted me to write this:

I saw THE CUTEST lil key chains or cases made by a small business. I love to reblog cute things on my main account on twt (not my loass burner) and tbh I've manifested getting some of those cute things by making a lil placebo that whatever I retweet is mine/fact.

The first case/keychain thing was "Tummy Ache Survivor" which I thought was hilarious as I have a lot of Virgo energy in my life but the second image showcased another that said something along the lines of "Daily Dose of Dumb Baby Juice".

Guys.

Please.

Does a master manifester drink dumb baby juice? Or is she the operant power full of knowledge and wisdom leading a fulfilling life?

Now, I'm not a limiting typa gal okay? You can totally be "baby". You can totally live a soft live. Be a baby. Hell, I love being baby in a relationship. What I'm saying is even seemingly "harmless" things like that phrase...you have to have discernment in what could be unfavorable influences in your life.

Again, Gigi isn't telling you how to live your life. If you wanna declare "fuck off Gigi! I'm a dumb baby AND I manifest!" go ahead. If you wanna declare "fuck off Gigi! I can consume ANY CONTENT I want and manifest!" GO AHEAD.

BUT LETS DISCUSS SOME OBSERVATIONS IVE MADE ABOUT THE BIGGEST LOA COACHES/ACCOUNTS WITH THE MOST SUCCESS:

all of them. 100% of them. are careful about what they expose themselves to/say about themselves.

BECAUSE DOMINANT BELIEFS ARE WHAT MANIFESTS. SO WHY WASTE TIME CONSUMING CONTENT THAT GOES AGAINST WHAT YOU WANT YOUR DOMINANT THOUGHT PATTERN TO BE? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!

and I get the resistance to cut off things you mightve enjoyed. But i said it before and I'll repeat it again.

YOU MUST BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT.

things gigi had to cut off:

sad songs on daily playlists

reality tv glorifying toxicity in relationships

accounts on twt that leaned heavily on "men are trash" mindset

conversations that were self-deprecating

and more but those are a few examples.

and you know what I have more time to do now, reader?

I have more time to affirm, to listen to subs, to write on this blog.

Because Manifestion is a Lifestyle. It's not a quick fix bc the outcome depends on the SOLIDITY of your BELIEF to enact CHANGE on the 3D.

so pls don't drink dumb baby juice. drink pretty girl juice. drink intelligent master manifester juice. drink "in my favor" juice.

with laughs and love, xx, gigi

p.s. I do not believe that this is an excuse to remain ignorant about world events and news. I encourage you to remain informed, intelligent people who do not lack awareness and instead are fully immersed in the nuance of balancing high self-esteem and understanding the political climate.

#law of assumption #gigiwrites #manifesation #loass #loassblog #loassumption #manifestation #affirm and persist #affirmations #self concept #manifesting #law of manifestation #master manifestor #neville goddard #positivity #self care #self concept affirmation #affirm #robotic affirming #wish fulfilled #living in the end #edward art #placebo #placebo effect #mental diet #shiftblr #shifting #reality shifter #desired reality #reality shift

[thatdeadaquarius]

I found one of your sagau posts about language and got me thinking xD

Reader who knows a lot of languages which gets people confused. Are they speaking in their godly language? Are they really that mad that they switched to another language? Why are they smirking like that--- (Aether/Lumine who understood everything trying so hard not to laugh at people's reactions)

Why did I imagine that after a flowery speech Reader delivers a response so blunt the vine boom sfx can be heard---

Reader trying out flowery speech and failing, while the rest of the people in the background are either A.) Trying to convince you that its alright to talk simply (oh now you turn the tables--) or B.) Some of them fainting in devotion/cuteness because their god looks at them so eagerly for feedback

I heard somewhere that Mondstadt is based on Germany and another post about Snezhnaya (bruh whats the spelling 🤣💀) based on Russia, so I thought that while they speak english they also throw in a couple words of their respective language (or in some drunk cases, full out native language). Cue reader just.... 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️

Bilingual reader who uses full advantage of their knowledge into making puns and jokes to Cyno----

WE CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

YES YES THE PSPSPSPSS NEVER FAILSSS🛐🛐🛐

(subliminalmessagingpspspspsscometomeaskscomepspspspspssubliminalmessaging)

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DUDE ive thought abt just making it where Aether/Lumine are the only ones who understand English/ur language and like, while u can (or maybe cant for shenanigans) speak Teyvatian (ew theres gotta be a better word for that?) Theres NOTHING as amazing as the bilingual experience of pranking bitches

Eula gives like a whole poetry book of a speech to you guys to be more responsible abt gliding in the city (its cute <3 shes actually very concerned bc you know you would do sm that would worry her, i mean i know im just flinging myself off of every surface all the time, esp in Mondstadt im not using no stairs💀)

And you just... turn to Aether/Lumine and say smth in English and they bust out laughing

(Or worse, u two are giggling like little shits✨️)

Dont feel too bad Eula, they do this to everyone

(Paimon's constantly on ya'lls case abt it)

Like u didnt even say anything rude (probably), as u explained to Eula, but its like this all the time, sm ppl even find themsleves jealous of this bond you two have got, tho whether they are jealous of Aether/Lumine or you is still still hard to tell,,)

♧

IM SO GLAD ONE PERSON OUT THERE GOT THE FLOWERY SPEECH -> YOU REPLY -> VINE BOOM 🤝🤝🤝 THING I WAS TRYING TO CONVEY

Thats deadass like how i imagine half the time it would be like talking to ppl, esp if ur critizing smth that person was doing lmao (like roasting them)

Its even funnier if like, u didnt hear the vine boom so to speak, like u got ur back to the rest of the characters/npcs while ur talking to this one person and u dont even know u just said smth that's got like one person crying laughing

(KAEYA, aether/lumine, hu tao, KAVEH, Venti, childe, Yae Miko, SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER, beidou, off the top of my head)

♡

Another one is just standing there in shock, when will they unfreeze? Only time can tell

(Zhongli, jean, eula, keqing, ayaka, ganyu, kuki shinobu, once again off the top of my head theres so many characters at this point in genshin help)

♡

They're just like,, processing still, theyre probably overthinking everything u say bc to them you give so little information 💀 i can see the like transparent images of their thinking faces floating around them now LMAO

(Alhaitham, zhongli again rip, DILUC, kaeya's also laughing at him not just you his stomach hurts help him, Ei, XIAO, ALBEDO, Ayato but he'd also be muffling a laugh, Kazuha maybe i can also see him just giggling n shit, Kokomi, CYNO, Tighnari but also he'll react like its the funniest joke ever while he's trying to actually think abt it, so he just ends up standing there, thinking outloud, then cracking up over and over again lol)

♤

Oh Cyno u sweet summer child, as soon as u started making puns it was over for him, no one can stop you, even if Tighnari can't understand ur language rn he can definitely just sense there's bad jokes being made, esp if Cyno gets it and his lip like, twitches upward or even worse, he chuckles.

(Tighnari's totally getting onto him for corrupting you)

☆

pLEASE US ACTUALLY TRYING TO SPEAK LIKE THEM 😭😭😭

What a cute image, just some of them reassuring us and some of them thinking its cute for trying, and we look around the room when we try for feedback i know i would 😭😭

If i actually got close tho they better give me a headpat or smth

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Anyway THANK YOU for the ask!! (subliminalmessingpspspspspscometomeaskscomepspsps)

That was a BEAUTIFUL✨️ thing to read, got my heart doin backflips and shit 😳😊🥰

God this is so long im so sorry everyone

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

#my asks #ask box open #please send asks #genshin sagau #not really #im gonna still label it that but its really #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #genshin impact #im not putting character tags suffer #genshin god reader

[kumezyzo]

i was rewatching the dream team all stars MCC and was thinking about streamer!reader cause im actually sick in the head :) so now everyone else has to deal with it 😌 so, as much as i love bad, reader does happen to be an honourary Dream Team member according to bf!sapnap.....

i like to think during this time (Nov. 2021) reader and sapnap are well into their talking stage and like, reallyyyy close to dating (they prolly start dating two weeks after this stream of sum). so this is technically crush!sapnap [so cutee]

also just bsf!george and dream moments cause why not (and cause i need some more fluff to feel gud)

lots of swearing (particularly fbombs lol)

so enjoy.... or dont lol :) m.list

crush!sapnap who cant help but giggle when you text him about the 'serpnerp and gerge' bit he did before the event started. when you ask about the fake kisses they gave eachother, he would be tempted to text you back with "i could give you real ones if you want" but refrains from it.

crush!sapnap who secretly had your stream pulled up on the side just so he could see your face as you hyped yourself up for the event.

if youre faceless, he'd just want to listen to you and hear the way you pause to read a text he sends you. he'd feel so cocky if you happened to quietly giggle at something you he sent you.

crush!sapnap who forgets youre on the call for a moment when he makes comments about needing to take a shit...

"if i really wanted to, i could insta-shit"

"ew wtf 😭"

"i actually forgot you were here for a moment, my bad" (he would be blushing so hard)

crush!sapnap who hypes you up so much during parkour tag (and makes sure youre not getting tagged) when youre the last person to be tagged

bsf!george who also hypes tf out of you when youre tagging people. he gets so loud that you have to tell him to stfu at times

crush!sapnap who subconsciously tries to protect you during the first round of sky battle until you call him out for it

"sapnap, dont worry about me! just try to get the other fucking teams. holy fuck..."

"y/n is getting toxic~"

"george shut the fuck up."

(it was mostly cause dream was getting heated at you but dw sap gets it 😌)

bsf!dream who blames you for a block placement glitch during sky battle

"Y/N!"

"WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!"

it led to a strange disagreement about where you were standing before crush!sapnap interjected and told you guys to leave it be. (we stan)

crush!sapnap who feels his heart flutter when you giggle about heated dream was getting over you standing on a rail in grid runners.

bsf!george who gets very hyped when you dont mute yourself during ace race.

"y/n are you muting yourself?"

"nope, are you?"

"LETS GOOO! ITS JUST Y/N AND GOGY"

"Lets go!!!!...... but shut the fuck up a little"

crush!sapnap who tries to gather your materials whenever you need them during buildmart and ultimately pisses off dream when he doesnt bring back what people need.

"Sapnap, how the fuck are you leaving but not bringing back fucking anything we actually need!?!?"

"okay! okay, what do you need?!"

bsf!dream who gets wayyyy too heated at you during battle box.

"y/n just use the fucking bow!"

"i am you dumb fuck!"

"oh my-"

crush!sapnap who gets annoyed too, but tries to not direct it towards you.

"george if theyre building to middle, block them!"

"y/n is supposed to be covering me!"

"they are, so pull your weight!"

bsf!dream who gets yelled at by his chat for yelling at you.

'say sorry to y/n'

"what? you know what, fuck y/n! ive known them for over 5 years, im not saying sorry!"

"good! i dont want your apology anyway! we are no longer friends!"

"good!"

(literal toddlers lol)

crush!sapnap who says a small 'hi' when he passes by you in sands of time. even if youre in the same call. and have been for 2 1/2 hours.

dteam who just lets you do youre own thing in the last to games of the event (sands of time & tgttos).

"i actually havent hear y/n speak in like five minutes," george said with an impressed smile. "i thought they just left the call for a moment, ha."

"me too for a second-"

"both of you shut the fuck up, im tired and tryna get this over with."

"PFFFT-"

bsf!george who could help but cackle when you yell at him during dodgebolt.

"george if you dont stop talking about the arrow, i will fly to london and shove it so far up your ass-"

crush!sapnap who calls you after both of you end your streams to talk about how you feel after the event.

"how are you doing, you seemed..."

"angry? annoyed?"

"tired..."

crush!sapnap talks with you until either one of you has to hang up. you feel like youre back in highschool talking to your crush for hours on end.

ngl, i dunno how i feel about this one. it might be too much tbh but im tired asf writing this and dont wanna change much. and i got a little carried away having fun writing it....sorry... -Nony

#sapnap #dream team #georgenotfound #dteam #dream #sapnap x streamer reader #sapnap x reader #sapnap x y/n #sapnap x you #mcc #im so tired #im so sorry about typos or weird shit #it might be a self insert type of thing but i cant tell this early in the morning 😭 #its almost 3am #ive almost been awake for 12 hours straight #send help #okay im done #bye #enjoy #sapnap fluff #dteam fluff

[icallhimjoey]

Had a little image of bookstore!joe making croissants from scratch for a surprise, Alfie helping and maybe it goes a little bit wrong in a cute, funny way…

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER okay buckle up everyone, bookstore!joe is BACK even though, none of this story even takes place in the bookstore... but you know, it's him, still (if you're not aware, there's 3 seasons of bookstore!joe ive written and he's my favourite soft joey) (thanks for this request i love it so much) Wordcount: 2.4K

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Roll, Fold, Shape, Bake

"Joe?"

You called out all croaky from your bed and immediately coughed after. Ew. Phlegm.

"It's Anne," you managed when Joe walked in, Alfie on his back, clearly in the middle of roughhousing. He was meant to get Alfie dressed, but whatever, it was fine. The morning was one of the rare slow ones that came as a godsend - you felt awful.

You held out your phone to him, and said, "She insisted on speaking to you," before another fit of coughs got you.

"All right, all right, jeez," Joe jokingly shushed you, pretended the loud coughing really annoyed him as he took the phone. "Tell mummy to go back to sleep," Joe said to your baby boy that was peering over his shoulder at you. "Go back to sleep mummy," Alfie's tiny voice almost made you want to cry, grab him and drag him into bed with you for cuddles.

You wouldn't, though, because you were ill and every ounce of strength left in your body was reserved to cough up all the nasty that was housing in your lungs.

"Anne!" Joe said into the phone, all upbeat and excited as he turned on his heel and walked out of the bedroom. You got to see Alfie's feet dangle on Joe's back as he did.

When Joe walked back in a little later, it was without Alfie but with a hot mug of something that smelled like lemons, and your phone. He placed the mug on the bedside table before he sat down, your phone in his hand. When you went to take it from him, however, he pulled it back and raised his eyebrows.

"Oh no," you groaned. "What did Anne say?"

Joe couldn't possibly look at you with more love and a mischievous sort of joy shining from his eyes. He just... looked at you like that for a second too long. Like you were the most gorgeous thing he'd ever laid his eyes on, even though you felt gross. It made you go, "What?" impatiently.

"Anne is fine opening up by herself at 10,"

You knew this. You'd just gone over that with her.

"And I know you told her you'd make sure to be in for the lunch time rush, but," Joe enunciated extra clearly. "You're not going to be in for the lunch time rush because she's going to kick you out if she sees you walk in at all today,"

"No–" you protested, pushing yourself up.

"Yes," Joe pushed you back down and only when you fully relaxed into the mattress did he pass you your phone. "If not for yourself, for her and anyone else that'll visit the store today, hmm?"

"Well, if this is contagious, you're in trouble,"

Joe placed a hand over your forehead - you felt fine. Probably just a nasty cold. But Joe pretended the touch burnt his fingers.

"Stop, I'm fine,"

"You're fine, but you're tired," Joe said, getting up. "Drink that, and try to get some more sleep, we both know you barely got any last night," Joe said, revealing that your coughing and stirring had kept him up too.

"Will you be okay with Alf? Your dad won't be here until–"

"Oh my God, will you stop it? Go to sleep!"

"Go to sleep!" you both heard Alfie's little voice from downstairs, and it made the both of you laugh.

All right. You'd go to sleep. Joe was right. You really were tired.

Downstairs, Joe joined Alfie back in the kitchen where he was sat on the floor, whacking a rubber spatula around in a plastic bowl.

"All right, my man. We're gonna get some ingredients from the shops for something special. You ready?"

Alfie, sat with his knees either side of him and just looked up at his dad who slung arms into a denim jacket. Alfie was far from being ready. "What do we still need to do?" Joe asked in an exercise of parenting some sort of independence into his child. Alfie looked at his own feet and said, "Shoes!" and Joe immediately copied, "Shoes!" but then scrunched up his nose and asked, "What else?" because Alfie was still in his pyjamas. You could hear them from upstairs and it was the weird, sort of, heartwarming entertainment you didn't think pre-child you ever thought she could enjoy. Listening to your kid listing off clothing items whilst guided and encouraged by your boyfriend? What a weird kink to have, but you loved it.

A little while later, all dressed and ready, they called up their goodbyes from the front door. As the house fell into silence you finished your hot lemony drink and, despite the difficulty you experienced to do simple things like breathing, you drifted off to sleep.

Joe let Alfie sit in the trolley - not the actual seat designed for a toddler to sit in, because Alfie liked to be able to hold onto whatever Joe threw in there.

"On your bum," Joe called, not even looking at Alfie who had secretly stood up to reach for a shelf where he saw something interesting. Instead, Joe's eyes were on his phone where he watched a beginner friendly video on how to make croissants.

"Oof, that's a lot of butter," Joe winced.

He looked over his phone at Alfie, who was dangerously close to opening a banana. "Did you know there was so much butter in croissants?" he asked, swiftly but calmly moving the banana from Alfie's hands, deserving an annoyed whine from his son.

"We've got to pay first, remember? You can have a banana on the way back,"

And Alfie wasn't a difficult child, but Alfie could be loud if he wanted to be. And even though adorable with cute blonde curls and big brown eyes, a toddler having a tantrum in a shopping trolley was exactly what Joe didn't want to happen.

"Tell you what," Joe thought fast. "Do you think you can be a big boy and go pay for the bananas yourself?"

Alfie was already being lifted from the trolley before he could even answer. With a fiver and a bunch of bananas in hand, Joe watched how Alfie trod over to the til, all proud and smiley because he was gonna get to eat a banana. Joe hung back a little, but made sure to make eye-contact with the cashier, silently letting her know, the kid's with me, he just wants to pay for his bananas.

Joe was almost too late fishing his phone back out of his pocket to capture it. This was another mile stone ticked off the list, and he knew you'd hate it if there at least wasn't some form of proof of it.

With Alfie back in the trolley, now happily munching on a paid-for banana, Joe finished getting all the ingredients they needed to make croissants from scratch. It was an ambitious task, he knew, but... how hard could it really be?

The answer was very hard.

Especially with a toddler that just wanted to make mess, rather than really help and follow the instructions Joe gave him.

This wasn't a kid-activity. Not in the cute way Joe had envisioned it, anyway.

It was a lot of rolling, then folding, then more rolling, then more folding, and then shaping, and more rolling, and folding and shaping until it was all just layers of dough and butter and dough and butter and more dough and more butter. Thanks to Alfie, the entire kitchen was covered by a light layer of flour, and Joe knew he's was going to have to sit Alfie down in front of Paw Patrol for at least a solid 30 minutes to clean up the mess.

Now, when it came to the oven, Joe eyed it for a second and contemplated. This was a piece of shit that had its own instructions, and he hadn't been able to figure it out yet. You however, sort of had. If a recipe said to set the oven to a certain temperature and time, you knew to do something else and it would somehow come out perfectly. With Joe? Always either undercooked or burnt.

Joe checked the time and asked Alfie, "Do you think mummy's still asleep?" and Alfie took a second to think before saying, "No, I think mummy, she, mummy is awake," with absolutely zero reason to think so. But Joe agreed and said, "I think you might be right."

And he was.

"Let's bring up some tea," Joe suggested,

Sneaking up the stairs as quietly as he could, he bypassed the bedroom completely and went straight for your little library where he found you, sat in the armchair underneath a blanket, buried into a book.

"How are we feeling?" Joe smiled and stepped closer to peck you on the top of the head and pass you a hot mug of tea.

"Better, I just... I keep leaking," you said, unable to not laugh at yourself as you pressed a tissue to your under eye where it caught sticky tears as you sniffed.

"What are you doing downstairs? It's very... quiet," you looked up at Joe who ran a warm hand under your t-shirt down your back. "I don't trust it one bit," you narrowed your eyes at him, and it made him laugh.

"I've got a question," he said, absolutely ignoring your question, fingertips roaming up and down, leaving tingles to travel down your spine. "If... if something needed to go into the oven for 15 to 20 minutes at 200 degrees," you made a face at Joe, raised eyebrows that read a weird sort of shock at his question. "How would you translate that for it to work with our oven?"

"What are you making?"

"Answer my question, please?"

Joe tickled the fingers that were stuck underneath your top, and you hummed to it a little. Let your head fall forward and relaxed under his touch.

"Hmm?" Joe coaxed.

"Set it to at least 220, maybe even 230, and... just, check after 15 minutes, it might need longer, but you also might be good," you said and earned another kiss into your hair.

"Thank you," Joe said, hand now slipping out, fingers quickly squeezing your neck before he moved back towards the door.

"And, this is entirely unrelated, but, lunch will be ready in roughly... I don't know, 15 minutes? It might need longer," Joe said, and it made you laugh out loud; music to Joe's ears.

About half an hour later, you were called down by Alfie.

"Mummy," Joe softly said to Alfie, who repeated it much louder up the stairs, "Mummy!"

"Lunch is ready,"

"Lunch is ready!"

When you stepped into the dining room, you were pleasantly surprised by a big cutting board that sat in the middle of the table and held about 12 incredibly pale looking croissants.

"Before you say anything," Joe was quick, interrupted you before you'd even started an insanely sarcastic compliment. "We worked really hard on these and taste-tested one, and, they're soft... but they taste good, don't they Alf?"

Alfie turned to look at you, perched up on his knees on one of the chairs, two little hands curled around a pastry and chewing happily.

"They look fantastic," you said, much kinder than you would've done had Joe not stopped you.

"I know I'm all gross, but come here," you kissed Alfie on the cheek before you sat down and then accepted a kiss to your own cheek from Joe.

"Enjoy," Joe said, moving the cutting board a little closer to the two of you, and then said, "Don't go into the kitchen for a minute," and you glared at him, but it was all jokes and smiles and the croissants were so very floppy, but they were warm and this was the nicest thing you could've imagined Joe and Alfie to have been doing.

"Now, listen," you said to Alfie, "I know you're dead set on becoming a firefighter," you continued, mouth full of warm croissant, no crunch to be detected, but still lovely and doughy and just... so delicious. "But I'd really evaluate your career path if I were you," you made Joe chuckle before he ruffled a hand through Alfie's curls.

"Yea? You reckon you could be a baker? Have your own little bakery?" Joe asked and you both waited for Alfie's reaction, finishing a bite, but already eyeing a new pastry to grab from the cutting board. "No," Alfie deadpanned before reaching with a grabby little hand, and it made the two of you laugh.

"To be fair, he barely helped at all," Joe passed Alfie another soft piece of rolled-up dough.

"Just made mess, did he?" you reached up and ran fingers through Joe's hair, making it rain flour onto his shoulders.

"Honestly, he's very good at it,"

And you both chuckled until it became another fit of coughs for you, and Joe's hand found it's way back under your shirt, running it up from the bottom hem this time.

"And you wanted to go into work," Joe pointedly said, hand comfortably rubbing over bare skin.

And you know what, the fucker was right. You had so wanted to go into work. Had contemplated sneaking out whilst Joe and Alfie had gone 'round to the shops, because there were definitely things you could do in the back. There were boxes of books waiting. There was admin begging to be done.

But had you actually gone through with that, look what you would've missed out on.

Happy, fed and full little Alfie, all proud of croissants he made that he didn't actually make.

Happy, fed and full soft Joey, all embarrassed of croissants he did actually make, but definitely weren't done right.

Soft fingers caressing your back.

That hour you got to read upstairs in silence? The only interruption having being Joe who brought you hot tea and soft touches?

You'd have missed out on all of that. Work would still be there tomorrow. Anne would probably work her way through a lot of those things by herself just fine.

For now it was just you, and Joe, and Alfie and floppy, pale, soft croissants and it was perfect. All, just, perfect.

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Connection.

Heretic!kai parker x femalewitch!reader

A/N: This is the first time I'm using tumblr, not the best writing, but it's readable.

▪︎ warning: smut

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The Civil War in the United States began in 1861, after decades of simmering tensions between northern and southern states over slavery, states' rights......

I sighed, slamming my book shut while I was reading. I needed to free my mind a little bit. I knew I had a lot more to study but I needed to check it someone texted me. I go to my nightstand to see if my phone was fully charged, not expecting a text from Kai.

We both hated each other before, but we got closer in the prison world while still hating each other, and without realizing, he grew on me.

I finally found the restaurant that we couldn't find. Dress up, we're going to go eat because im starving.

Him and I were just best friends, nothing more. I knew him and the mystic galls gang, for quite a long time now. Everyone hated seeing me with him, but sometimes I couldn't careless. I had to admit that ive been in love with him for a few months now. Hes attractive, hot, and sometimes caring. He lived three blocks away from me, meaning I had to go get dressed up.

I go ahead and dress up as I sit in the living room, waiting for Kai.

I heard the knock on the door before opening it for him, smiling as he just gave me an awful stare.

"I meant my text, I'm starving which means this restaurant better be good and taste like how i remember it" He talks about the restaurant that we used to go just a few months ago.

"Alright, what does that have to do with me? I'm not the CEO of this restaurant." I yell defensively as he rolls his eyes.

"Come on, let's go." He says and ignores on what I just said. I grab my purse and head out as we walk to there.

—

Kai and I were sitting in the all known restaurant that had a bar right next door. I only came here for the famous crispy fries and their delicious smooth vanilla ice cream, making me drool each time I think about it. Which I would've not went if we didn't go to this place.

It was a pretty talked thing in town, a very affordable and a tasty restaurant that looked fancy. Kai was talking about how the ribeye was so good and that he would like to try it again but he would go if I would go and thats why he texted me. I skipped my studies to go with him, him and I getting seated.

"Can't we just order everything and burst right out the moment we finish eating? I'm starving that I would even eat something raw. But now that I smell fries I want fries. Actually I see that they serve meat. I don't like meat. " I inhale deeply at the scent of the fries.

"Hearing you rambling makes me wanna die." He tells me as I roll my eyes. You are one to talk. I thought.

Then I look up to see Kai staring at me with amusement and the all known tiny smirk. "My rambling makes you want to die? I should do it more often."

I blush when I thought about the fact that he put a spell on me to read my mine. I look at the menu once again to avoid looking at kai, disgust taking over.

Burger with a side of Crispy fries,

Calamari Steak,

Saffron Rice,

Cuban Style Roast Pork,

Mushroom and Onion with Rosemary.

...

...

...

The menu continues on as the waitress comes up to us, "My name is Rose, I will be your waitress. What can I get you started with?" She throws in the most fakest smile.

I look at the menu and I snort. "Mushroom and Onion with Roseeeemary. Get it? Cause your name is in Rosemary." I laugh at my own joke as I see Kai stiffen his laugh as I look up at the waitress who looked annoyed as she waited. I stop smiling when I look at her stare.

My nose scrunch when I shake my head, "Just joking I do not want that, ew, gross. And I definitely don't want the entire menu. Just theeeeeeeee..." I look at the menu once again.

"Burger with a side of Crispy fries. And Vanilla Custard. Also let's not forget the famous ice cream. Make sure it's vanilla cause the rest of the flavors are overrated or just suck. I'm suing you if you mix it up." I tell the waitress as I look over to Kai who was biting his lip seductively as he looks at me. His eyes were practically taking my clothes off, I felt like I was being burned by his gaze.

It was basically the first time he ever did this.

I blush and look away, more interested at the wooden floor instead. I could feel his gaze still on me.

"And what about your boyfriend?" She questions as she was writing on her notes, glancing at him.

I laugh awkwardly before shaking my head, about to respond before he's the one to speak.

"I'm not her boyfriend. And I would love a ribeye and the same exact desserts like hers." He looks at me, his eyes hungry as his eyes trails down to my lip. He says to her as his eyes never left my face.

I shift uncomfortably in the seat as I feel a wave of heat surge in between my thighs. I bite my lip as the waitress nods, telling us it will be ready within twenty minutes.

"I see what you did there with the Rosemary joke." I roll my eyes once again at him.

I began using the salt that sat on the table, placing it on my index finger. I began to make it fly for entertainment since we had to wait for food. I smile to myself before a voice cuts my thoughts off.

"Genuine question, has someone ever made you feel good?" If I was drinking something, I would've choked. But instead, I just stare with wide eyes at the floor as my eyebrows lifted. He has never asked me such thing. The salt falls on the table while I shakingly sigh heavily.

He bites his lip, as I see him shift from side to side as if something was irritating him.

"What is with this question? You never asked me about something like this."

He laughs as he shuts his eyes for a brief moment and then looks back at me. "Oh no, just curious. I want to know if my girl has been getting the pleasure she deserves." He says seductively.

I forgot what breathing was, a surge of a weird feeling hitting my underneath stomach. My girl? Since when was I his girl?

I open my mouth slightly at the name, trying to find the words but I just couldn't.

"Hmm? Are you going to answer me or not? If you won't just say you're nervous because of me." He hums, tilting his head to the side. His fingers slowly traveled to my hand that was resting on the table, drawing circles around.

"It's not any of your buisness." He raises his hands up in surrender with a grin.

"Alright, alright. I just could've been a way of help to changing that." He winks at me while I look away, looking at the people who was ordering across of me.

"Welcome to our restaurant! Today we will be playing a game, it is optional and you do not have to do it. We do different games every other Friday so today's game is..." A waitress says as Kai rolls his eyes.

"Tic tac toe? Sorry but I'm not very interested in a child's game. I'd rather kill the entire people sitting here right now." I laugh at his comment and lean on the table as I wait for what she's about to say.

"7 minutes in heaven. Get up and write your names down and pass it in this tiny little box over there if you do want to get in the game. If you are an odd one out and don't have a partner, then better luck next time!" We hear people going quiet as I blush, looking down.

I can feel Kai's gaze on me with a smirk on his face. "I don't mind if I do." He gets up and goes towards where the waitress was.

I get up aswell, I mean it was only a one time thing. Besides, there were so many people. I can't just randomly be paired up with Kai.

Right..

Right?

I go write my name down and go back to where I was sitting, Kai looking at me at each move I make.

We wait for our names to be revealed with our pairs, my legs crossed as I wait patiently.

"Y/N and..." She says cheerfully as the bottom of my stomach gives me butterflies.

"Kai, Kai parker." The moment his name left her mouth I felt like I was being choked, my eyes widening as I look over to Kai who was staring at my lips.

He gets up and holds his hands out with a his hooded eyes staring at me. I blush and place my hands on his larger hands, I silently gasp when I feel the cold rings against me. The comparison of how huge his hands made me go wet, sending shivers in my spine.

She points towards the door and we get inside, the darkness in the room and me being alone with kai while we play this game immediately made me feel even wetter.

The door shuts and I felt frozen up, as if I didn't know what to do. Especially that Kai was my friend, but i had to admit, I was in love with him. Him and I do everything together, he almost died for me, him and I would choose each other in a heartbeat even though we were once enemies.

"Are you going to overthink now? You just wasted a good 3 minutes." He says but I shake my head.

"This–This is wrong. This can't be. We aren't even supposed to be friends, what does this say about us?" My index finger points between him and I.

I don't know why but at this very moment, it felt like I was betraying my friends although it was choice and my life.

I can see him his eyes was filled with sadness on what I had just said, like he felt hurt.

And he did have everything and every right to think like that. I was basically suggesting as if he was a side person for me, or someone who was wrong for me. He did change, because I can sometimes see the way his eyes lights up when he sees me, or when he runs up to me when I show up at his apartment and the way he makes up his stupid jokes that always never fails to make me laugh.

"I–I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry." For some reason, every instinct was telling me to go up and kiss him.

Do it.

I walk up to him, now the both of us are the closest we could ever be. He looks back and forth towards my right eye and my left eye, as if he was trying to figure out something.

Then I make him lower himself for me, my lips connecting his. I could feel an explosion right underneath my stomach when his hand goes up to my waist, and the other at the back of my head.

I was the first to disconnect it, and it was clear that he didn't want to cause his lips went forward the moment I left it.

I can hear him groan slightly as he stares at my body, his enlarged hands going to my hips, "It's only you and me in here. Just you and I to do whatever we want. And I want you." He purrs in my ears as I see him briefly shut his eyes and kissing my under earlobe.

My eyes widens at the action, I was surprised. "K-Kai" I gasp when he looks up at me, his baby blue eyes weren't so blue anymore. Instead, his pupils was taking over.

Although it was dark, I can slightly see him.

He gives me wet kisses on my neck and leaves his lips lingering for a quite a while which makes it even better.

"7 minutes of heaven, you heard her."

"Malachai." I accidentally say his full name while he hits my sensitive spot on my neck, gripping his hair.

He then freezes at what he said, leaning away to look at me. He bites his lip, "Say that again" His words are inaudible but I still heard him, my eyes widening at his neediness.

My hand travels to the nape of his neck as I make him get close to me, my lips almost touching his ear.

"Malachai" This time I said it in more of demanding tone, tilting my head by a bit and biting my lip.

Then we notice our 7 minutes was up.

That fast?

I can see that he was disappointed, the both of us letting go of each other. I didn't feel so warm without his coat hugging me, frowning that time went too fast.

—

"That worker should've gotten a kick in the ass. Who accidentally switches mint chocolate chip ice cream with vanilla? She should've known that mint is gross and no one would even get it." I tug in my shorts as I try to reach for my phone, but then I accidentally trip on on a piece of rock.

I groan as I look up to see Kai laughing at me as if he was watching a comedian show where someone makes a dirty joke, which is always unfunny.

"What are we, twelve? This isn't the puppet show, stop laughing idiot." I felt warm liquid running down my leg but Kai couldn't see since I was sat on both of my legs. He definitely smelled it though cause I see his jaw clenched.

And then he began laughing once again. I start laughing at his contagious laugh, as he turns around as if I'm about to get up and follow him. His maniac laughing fit his beautiful face that had a stubble, my lip biting at the sight. I then focus on myself.

He then begins to walk off, thinking it was a minor injury. I felt it burn in my leg and knew that it was major. "Where the hell are you going? If you want me to drive you to the kids show, you are always welcome Kai. Except I'm bleeding so you have to wait up."

"Do you want me to carry you in a bridal position? Come on it probably wasn't even that bad." He rolls his eyes. He stopped in his tracks, turning around to look at me. His eyes widens when he sees the gash on my knee, quickly running up to me. Blood was pouring out of it, and it was burning. It was bigger cut than he thought.

Veins began to show under his eyes as he stares at my blood. He clenches his jaw as he looks away. I hear him gulp as he looks at the left side of the road, not bothered to even look.

"Kai, look at me." I demand as he shakes his head, shutting his eyes. He stood up, trying to maintain calm from getting the urge to rip my head off.

I stand a little bit and lean on him, before he tries to get away from me. "I'll hurt you." My hand makes a way to his cheeks that were spiking me from his stubble, as I make eye contact with him.

His blue eyes were shimmering, the depths in them made me look so deep into his beautiful eyes, "You won't, I know you won't." He bites his lip at my courage, before he snaps out of it before he kneels infront of me as he thought of way, about to bite his wrist but I shake my head.

"I know you never want to be healed with vampire blood but it stings and I can't keep that for you–"

"It's alright Kai, maybe we can call someone to pick us up. Im a newbie witch and i can't heal myself. You siphoning from me will hurt, i mean kinda–" He shakes his head before he thought of a way.

He quickly snaps a piece from his shirt, "This is going to hurt bad, you know when you see someone get hurt and you just hold the place they're hurt at like you're going to also going to get hurt. In which you also feel the pain of the other person like in another way but I don't know how you just feel it by looking at them like you're scared that it would also happen to you so me placing a piece of cloth might sting cause I remember how they feel when Joshua used to trip me a lot and I would get injured so my leg kinda hurts even if it isn't possible–"

I chuckle, cutting him off. "Shut up idiot, you rambling makes me want to die. Just get over this." I groan as I shut my eyes, staring up at the sky as I sigh.

I could feel his breath hitting my neck and his eyes never leaving me even though I had my eyes closed.

He shakily sighs, shaking his head as he began tying it around my gashed knee, as I let out a pained groan. "What's your favorite ummm, song?" He tries to distract me as I smile at the idiot who's right infront of me.

I hit his shoulder half jokingly and half not in an insulting manner. "Ow!" His right hand makes a grab for the place that I had hit him.

"If you're trying to distract me, you suck at it. So don't go on." I smile cheekily at him as I look down at my knee as if to tell him to continue.

He began wrapping it tightly, a few seconds silently going by. "I'm sorry" He mumbles very fast as my eyes widen.

I gasp dramatically,  "Oh. My. God? Malachai Parker apologizing? I should've recorded that for for Elena. Damn it! I sometimes hate the universe for being unfair." I said as I dramatically frown, actually surprised that he apologized.

I could tell that he got annoyed about my sentence because he let's out an annoyed huff, "You should take me seriously." He yelled me but I give him a look before he rolls his eyes.

I wait for him to understand why I was looking at him like this, then realization settles in his features. "Fine, I didn't take you seriously about.. About? Let me remember." He began to get into thought as I laugh, inhaling a huge amount of air.

"You didn't take me seriously when I told you I was hurt. It'll heal, but it will definitely leave a scar." I hear him inhale like it was his fault that I tripped.

"Come on it wasn't even that bad." I mock him in his tone as I began to burst into giggles when he gives me a serious look, but he bites his lip to hide his smile.

"Unfunny." He says, his lips slightly twitching into a smile.

"Then what is that smile on your face? Did it magically just appear? Weird." I smirk at him.

He ignores my comment, standing up as his arms snake around my waist and my under knees. I gasp when he actually picks me up in a bridal position.

As an instinct I grip his neck shakingly, not because I was scared that I would fall or he would trip and make a joke out of himself.

He was close to me, his eyes dark and shallow. His gaze burns right through me as my eyes widen slightly at the look he's giving me.

"Fuck it, I'm going to carry you home." His voice now deep and husky, my mouth slightly opened at the switched tone.

It was deep almost like he was trying to be seductive. It was hot, making me bite my lip as I shut my eyes.

We reach at my house, setting me down slowly. I reach for my keys before unlocking the door. I step inside, opening the door wide open to welcome Kai in.

"Come on in–"

He gets a little too close to me, my breath hitching at the closeness.

"You didn't answer my question. Has anyone ever made you feel good?" He said it in a whisper, biting his lip as he looks at mine.

"Not really, it was just okay, not wow or anything." I say unsure as I take my shoes off, walking inside the kitchen to avoid the question.

"Do you want water, juice or nothing so you could save them for me?" I question with a sigh as I open the fridge.

Suddenly the confusion settles when Kai doesn't respond. I feel a hot breathe on my neck, a pair of hands moving my hair to the side. I shiver at the contact as I let out a silent moan when I feel his lips on my neck. His teeth nibbles on my skin, my body going hot.

I shut the fridge when he grabs my waist and turns me around, pushing me aggressively against the fridge. I whimper and my hand grip his hair.

"Mmm, why don't you make those noises for me much more often? Fun fact i actually enjoy it a lot." He questions as he places wet kisses my collarbone.

I quickly place a hand over my hand to stop a moan, grabbing his neck as I hugged him into me so he could continue on kissing me.

"I'm so done with pretending like I don't want you." He groans as he leaves wet kisses all over.

He sees that i have my hand above my mouth. "Let all the noises come out by itself, you have no one at your house besides you and I." He says while attacking my entire neck with love bites.

"We could fill the house with our sinful noises, and no one will be able to hear us. What will your friends think of you? Their naughty girl fucking the evil parker?"

"Since we're all alone. It means, I could fuck you senseless." He dirty talks in my ear which makes me shiver.

"Punish you in any way you want me to. hmm, like pulling my hands away each time your so close. Slap your ass. " He whispers in my earlobe as he tucks a hairstrand behind me. He slaps my ass as I moan, enjoying the feeling.

"Dirty girl, enjoying me slapping you?" He tuts in disapproval when I moan in his ears, his cock twitching in his pants.

"God, or even you could punish me. It would be very hot." He hums at his dirty thoughts that I wish I could see and hear. He sucks underneath my ears which makes me grip his hair, pulling it slightly.

He moans into my ears at the sudden action that I've pulled, grabbing my top and ripping it apart eagerly. "Hey! That was expensiv-"

"We could do anything you want. Any dirty thoughts running through your mind, I will make it happen. I'll please you in every way possible no matter how sinful it is. I'll fuck you in every way possible. " He whispered to me as he ignores my remark. He teasingly rubbed my clit that was separated by a fabric. I whimper at the touch as he pulls the destroyed dress off of me.

He grabs my waist and sets me on the counter, kneeling down as he bit on my underwear. He slowly takes it off with his teeth, not breaking eye contact. I felt myself getting wet at the sight, rubbing my thighs together.

"Look at me while I pleasure you." His lips brushed my clit as I let out a moan, gripping his hair. I could feel his breath, my body going hot as he maintains an eye contact with me.

His lips suddenly attacked, sucking and biting as I grip his hair. I look up as I grind into him, hearing him groan at my action.

"Look at me while I hear you make these noises." He demanded as I listen, his dark brown eyes piercing right into me.

I do as he says, my stomach turning when his eyes are hooded in satisfaction, his mouth sucking. I feel a familiar bolt in my stomach before I grip his should, signaling that I was close.

I become disappointed when he stops, a smirk on his face. It was hot besides the fact that he didn't let me finish. "I'm going to let you finish when I'm inside of you."

He begins to attack my neck with kisses, my head falls back as I let out a silent moan. His lips attack mine hungrily and aggressively, grabbing my waist and carrying me. I gasp in the kiss when he starts going upstairs to my bedroom. I let go of him, as he slightly whimpers at the loss of body contact. He tries to connect our lips again, then I smirk.

"So needy. It's hot." I say while I tried to unlock the door but it didn't seem to be working.

He then pushes the door with his vampire strength and pushing me straight to my bed, kissing me eagerly. I've always dreamt of having Kai kissing me with one of his coats on, the image in my mind turning me on.

I then switch positions, now I'm above him. He looks at me with amusement when I mutter two words beside his ears, "magicae manus" I whisper seductively, while my lips are attached at his earlobe, kissing and nibbling.

Both of my hands were pinning his but since I was using a spell I haven't before, he gasps and I smirk against his warm skin. My magic hands were taking his pants off slowly.

"Are you enjoying this?" I whisper while tearing his shirt apart, my other magic hand touching him seductively in any way. He just whimpers, with his mouth open wide and his eyes shut.

For some reason, my hand suddenly chokes him, not harsh, but not gentle. His eyebrows lifted up in amusement, staring at me for a quiet minute.

"Yes ma'am." He says it very silently, his voice deep and hallow. I was satisfied with the response.

I take his coat off and his black shirt that was torn apart from me, he was only left with his boxers. I was only left with a sports bra and shorts, teasingly taking it off and taking my time.

He stares at me while his elbows support him, his eyes are hooded and watching every move of mine. After I was left with no fabric, I push myself to him, my hand going to the nape of his neck as I my lips attack his.

The body contact between us lights my skin on fire, my lips detaching from his while it slowly goes down to his collarbone, and then his chest.

While trying to kiss every part of his body, I make eye contact with him, the bottom of my stomach burning each millisecond our eye contact continues.

"You wanna take control? Take control." I whisper with pleading eyes.

He wastes no second and switches places with his vampire speed and began thrusting.

I groan at the sensation as it swallows me whole, half of it being painful and the other half was pleasurable. The whole time we're doing eye-contact, my mind yelling at me to break the connection.

He looks at me concerned, "Should I sto–"

He stops mid sentence, my eyes already telling all the answers. It was powerful, shocks of waves hitting me from the strong eye-contact and from the pleasure I was getting from him.

He then leans down to kiss me, the way his lips connecting mine felt passionate and slow, and not like the other kisses we shared. The kiss was long and sweet, something I've never expected from Kai.

I felt like I was close, and I knew Kai could see that, "Do it for me" He gives me courage and then I receive passionate kisses all over my collarbone.

I reach my climax before Kai does too, the both of us restless as he lazily gets off of me.

He quickly gives me clothes to dress up, and I can't help but feel even more love towards him.

The both of us dress up. I go towards the mirror to fix my hair and my appearance, but then I catch him staring at me from the mirror.

I felt sadness wash over me, scared that this was a one time thing. I turn around to face him and I can't help but stare at his light blue eyes staring at me with curiosity, the way his stubble makes him so attractive.

"You and I–" He paused to think for a minute before stepping even closer to me, the height differences makes it better.

"I want it to happen." He says it in a whisper.

I smile before feeling the warmth of his lips against me, him and I smiling in the kiss.

As it turns out, there's a connection between him and I.

#kaiparker #kai parker #kai #parker #kai parker imagine #kaiparkerimagine #kaiparkersmut #kai parker smut #kai parker one shot #kaiparkeroneshot #tvdu #tvd imagine #tvd #the vampire diares #thevampirediares #the originals #legacies #gemini coven #malachai imagine #malachai parker #malachai x reader #malachaiparker #Malachaiparkersmut #malachaiparkerimagine #malachaiparkeroneshot #stefan salvatore #stefan salvatore imagine #Salvatore #caroline forbes #caroline forbes imagine

[tryanmybest]

Based solely on their names, list your characters from favorite to somewhat less favorite

MY OCS?? BASED ON THEIR NAMES??? OK OK

i feel like i should mention that only two of my ocs use their real names sooo it's a lot of aliases or nicknames.

1. Songbird

ngl one of my favorite names ive ever come up with. he's called this bc it was what his (dead) boyfriend used to call him and then when he decided to cut out his own eyes due to being haunted by visions of said boyfriend the scars made the rough shape of a bird. he's embraced the name now and uses his shadow-related abilities to make his own shadow that of a songbird. :)

2. Crook

what can i say? he's a silly goblin that commits crimes. of course he goes by crook.

3. Red

it's a basic name, but i love it. he's the first character that ever got a name and it's not his real name (his real name is at the BOTTOM of this list i hate it) and it's literally just based on the color of his blood lmao. i also like it because it's what everyone calls him just out of instinct. he didn't come up with it, it's just who he is.

4. Ruby

red's sister. her name makes them both sound silly no matter which of his names you refer to him as and i think that's neat.

5. Myrmecobius

i made up fake constellations and then named a big scary bounty hunter after one of them. what more could you want? (bonus points bc his bf (red) loves the stars)

6. Alitta/Indri/Coturnix/Fregata

all of these guys are tied. similar to myr, they're all named after fake constellations and i loved making up the constellations and assigning them meanings that match the character personalities

7. Audrey

the other only character that goes by her real name. it's just a cute name and it suits her! :)

8. Honey

this was a filler name for the longest time and it, unfortunately, stuck. i do really like using pet names as proper names though.

9. Cinnamon

same thing. filler name that unfortunately stuck around. but at least she's friends with honey and they can be Baked Goods together

10. Jayd

red's real name. ew. i hate it. but he came with it and i can't change it

that's all!!! if you ever wanna know anything else about these guys and the show im writing for them, feel free to ask!! i love talking about them :)

#ocs #ask #original characters #myr and red #ryan likes talking

[lost-girl-2021]

Please write a version where Spider wakes up in the hospital and next to him is a worried Quaritch or Jake and Quaritch idk arguing next to Spider's bed thinking he is sleeping

Here you go! Let me know what you think! :)

Spider was tired. His chest ached, his head hurt— all he really wanted to do was sleep. But, fuck, everyone was loud. It felt like the angry, gruff voices were on either side of him, going back in forth too fast for Spider to fully pick up.

The guy on his left— Mr. Sully? What the hell was he doing in Spider’s bedroom? —kept insisting the the stranger on his right— fuck, that voice is familiar —leave.

“You don’t have any right to— “

Mr. Sully— he was sure it was him —cut the other man off. “I’m the one who’s been there for him his entire life. Where were you, Quaritch?”

“Maybe if you hadn’t fucking— “

Spider groaned, rolling onto his side. They were so loud. Quaritch was—

Quaritch?

Spider forced his eyes open, accidently meeting his father’s wide-eyed stare. For a second, Quaritch and Mr. Sully froze, both leaned over the bed and red in the face. Spider blinked, glancing between them. His head still hurt. He looked down, frowning at the hospital gown and groaning at the IV needle taped in place on his hand. Ew. Spider hated needles.

That seemed to be all it took to stir the men into action, both of them usddenly in his face, asking him questions he could barely comprehend at his current level of consciousness.

“Are you okay?”

“How’s your breathing? Can you breathe?”

“Spider, can— “

He held up his hand, groaning again. “You guys woke me up. Skxawngs.”

“What the hell is a— “

Mr. Sully’s snorted laugh cut off whatever Quaritch was about to ask next. “How do you feel, kiddo?”

“Fine. Why— “

Oh, shit. Spider sunk into the bed, pressing his hands over his face. The day’s events came rushing back to him— the visit, the fucking asthma attack. Crying in the car while his father held him and tried to force him to breathe. He felt like dying. He had been dying. That was kind of a scary thought; death by righteous anger (and asthma).

“Kid?”

And, oh shiit, that was Quaritch talking now.

“I’m tired.” He said quietly, pulling the blanket over his head. It was childish, sure, and he really hated the tugging feeling from his IV, but he had no ability to face the world in that moment.

The men were arguing again. Great. 

“— Just let me talk to him. Sully, five minutes— “

“I don’t trust you, Quaritch— “

“Sully. Five minutes.”

No. Just leave me alone. Please, leave me alone. Alone. Alone. Spider begged silently, curling in on himself.

Tension hung in the air. “Thirty seconds. I’m standing right outside. Door open.”

Footsteps signalled Mr. Sully’s exit, leaving Spider alone with a murderous monster. He tensed further, breathing in heavily.

“I’m sorry that happened, kid.” Quaritch’s voice was soft, but it practically echoed in the quiet room. “We’ll take it slower, next time. Stick to small talk and shit, for awhile.”

Next time. Spider thought sadly.

Quaritch sighed. “Okay. Goodbye, Spider.”

(BONUS— JAKE MOMENT)

Spider lasted under the blankets for twenty minutes before ducking his head out. It was stuffy and he was sweaty and kept getting hair in his mouth and nose every time he inhaled. Mr. Sully was seated right next to the bed, looking right at him as he emerged. He offered a small smile that looked kind of pained, to Spider.

“Hey, buddy.” He leaned forward, pushing frizzy curls from the younger’s face. “Quaritch is gone. The kids want to come see you, if you’re feeling up to it. And I left your parents a message.”

Spider did not think his foster parents would come to see him, but he didn’t tell Jake that. He didn’t say anything, just staring. Suddenly, he was speechless. He didn’t even know what he could say in a moment like that. What was there to say?

“You can go back to sleep, but you should eat something first. You’ll be discharged in the morning.”

Spider had barely even realized it’d grown dark outside. He frowned over at the Jell-O sitting on the nightstand, stomach turning. He didn’t want to move.

Mr. Sully sighed. “Okay. I’ll wake you up in a little bit and we can try then.”

He reached out again, pulling the blanket further up and resting his hand on Spider’s shoulder. He squeezed once, doing that grimace-smile thing again. Spider shut his eyes, unwilling to look at it any longer. He didn’t want to think on the gut-turning ache overwhelming him.

All he wanted to do was sleep.

#spider avatar #atwow #atwow fanfiction #days into decades

[myrfing]

ive said this before but i dont believe they were going for a “closed time loop” in ew exactly, nor was venat gunning for it. of course a part of her especially after sundering the world expects and hopes for the wol (as hope itself) but i dont believe it was all her grand design. and i hate to use side stories as evidence of anything but it is useful that it came after player reception to the story for her to explicitly state well that’s not the way it HAS to turn out. i think more than anything they wanted old etheirys to be a sort of time before time. yeah it takes a lot of uh suspended disbelief on the part of the player but that’s partially what I mean by amaurot is written as a place without history, even if it obviously should have one; a lot of things about it are weird and disjointed from chronology and cause and effect as if they’d appeared out of thin air onto the planet one day. i dont think this is fully literal a lot of things about it arent imo and everyone is pretty good at taking that in stride with nobody questioning how amaurot came about in the first place or what lead to their current society until they explicitly mention a bracket of time, and then everyone suddenly needs for it to make sense WHICHHH is understandable because obviously events told of amaurot are chronological but that doesn’t remove this aspect of it where it is lol no-place and a metaphorical cradle or uh egg. i think the sundering would have happened with or without the wol and the wol being in elpis functions as a glimmer of hope like an illusion or a trick or some unreal anomaly moreso than an actual timeline intrusion and that “time” as we know it begins ticking again only after the sundering. ok none of this makes sense and maybe more spiders will drop from my ceiling for this post but you all get me

#the wol is the bug. the insulindian phasmid.

[dowagersqueen]

as a person on team green twt that surrounds herself with alys rivers enjoyers/alysmond shippers, i don't think they were the first to start things, though at the same time i don't believe them to be blameless. there were countless times when a completely unrelated alysmond tweet started getting traction and all of a sudden its author was under fire with helaemond shippers on the front lines. to this day no tweet about alys, even outside of romantic context - for example just talking about the potential of her character, can avoid gathering at least several negative and private quote retweets either from other shippers, team black stans or even jealous aemond fans.

im guessing because of that they're super defensive over her character and resolve to putting their anger and frustration onto the first visible target. which is probably the same reason behind always mentioning alys' status as aemond's canon lover. and as much as i can't stomach helaemond (while at the same time honestly believe it to be a better alternative to l*cemond, at least in this instance people aren't using the likeness of a real life minor in nsfw content) i do agree that everyone has the right to ship what they want if they're not harming anybody along the line. ig all i want to say is that bad apples exist on both sides of the conflict. ive found out that its better to just curate the content you want to engage with, ignore the rest and under any circumstances not bother oneself with snarky quote retweets.

no, i still think they were the first to start things. a lot of us didn't even know who alys was before she and alysmond were shoved into our faces asking "but why don't you like her and this ship? why are you incest freak shipper? ew gross" when we didn't even know who she was. 

i've personally closed my eyes to my own moots tweeting really insulting stuff about helaemond shippers only to later, some of them, to start suddenly ship helaegon. funny that, lol

also the "alys come on screen, they are shipping your man with his sister" that were obviously started by alys and alysmond stans.

also between the two of us, most tweets i've seen are alys in the context of her relationship with aemond and very little stuff about her as a character so yeah

and believe me, all the hate you see now, started way back. hotd barely finished when i saw the first anti helaemond tweet and i was like "who's this girl?"

i'm sorry but this was one of the most unpleasant experiences within the hotd fandom outside of team black stan bs so i'm really not very welcoming of it. it has left a very bitter taste in my mouth and it's a side of green twitter and green fandom that i dislike

the names i've been called, the way alys and alysmond shippers interacted with helaemond shippers who make fanart, the way i've had multiple people come into my mentions uninvited to argue on behalf of it, even trying to pose like they're not fans only to later admit it and resort to namecalling.

just last week someone said "don't share the movie where ewan is a r*pist without proper warning, but what can i expect from a helaemond shipper?" implying somehow that we're all really morally bad people

and as evidence about how i argue about every other topic on my blog, i'm not likely to let go of my resentment because it's been a bad experience and i am resentful of it.

as a last note, it's a bit backhanded to say the only thing that makes helaemond better than lucemond is because it's not ped*philia.

#asks #anti alys rivers #anti almond #anti alysmond #helaemond #aemond x helaena

[g0-t0-s1e3p]

INTRO OR WHATEVAR

Sup yall, Im J3ff - as in ya knoww the Killer lol. heres some information 'bout me ig XP

Like I said - names jeff. I have a "real" name but I'm not giving in to ya weirdos without knowin ya first.

I'm a minor technically so keep that in mind. don't really care what ya do round here - if you're here your strange anyway so just don't kill the vibez lmao. or be weird ig, idk

I'm technically a fictionkin of Jeff but honestly I just consider myself jeff. its just who I am i dont really fck round with labels and stuff. This blog is mostly stuff relating to me being -yk- jeff, but there's other stuff two ;p

If ya think you might know a "canon mate" of mine or are one look below the cut for more info. im still lookin' for all ya crazies (/aff)

This is where I start to get mushy as fuck - ik right ew lmfao -

I'm mainly looking for Toby, Liu, Nina, and maybe Ej and Jane - no offense yall I just don't remember the rest a ya that well. if ya remember me tho hmu. ;3

'dont remember much, what happened to me is basically juyt what happened in canon. me and Liu were super close. we were separated for a while after the ahem- *incident* shall we say - and somehow he found me in an abandoned building.

lmao ik weird af. but it happened. i think. somehow.

oh also most people lived in the mansion, tho there might have been a side hut attached for the medical stuff.

I was either dating Toby or Ej- or both- or both happened but at separate times- idk man lmao.

me and jane were pretty chill after awhile of how shall we say - forceful compliance by everyone else. same with me and Nina. I used to call her Neens' and Toby Tobe's a lot.

look guys- imma be real honest with yall I just want my brother back- i miss my family. found or otherwise. if you know anything about them or know where they are could ya hmu? or tell them to hmu? I understand what Ive done - I know how horrible I've made your lives but please, give me one more chance? if I didn't earn it then maybe I can now. If you'll let me.

~ Jeffery Alan Woods

#Jeff the killer #jtk kin #canon call #canon calls #fictionkin #creepypasta kin #creepypasta canon calls #intro post #kill3r p0stingz #pinned post

[1eos]

wait i want a link to the dnd horror stories that’s wild TT_TT i saw the aita where this dude said he wrote a and i quote “pokedex” of sorority girls tht he and his frat friends were using to go on dates with the girls interests hobbies & favorite places to eat etc and men wonder why ppl don’t date them!!!!

here's the channel playlist! ive been obsesseddddd all weekend. im so glad everyones been pointing out that nerds can be just as misogynistic and awful. but the pokedex......................ew.......so many men just wanna speedrun interactions with women so they can get sex and their laundry done and it's crazy that they have the gall to act like they're victims. 'no one wants to sleep w me' yeah cuz u just compared this grown woman to a charizard and rated everything abt her on a 10 point scale 😭😭😭😭😭ANYWAYS

[rottingsparrow]

Part 4! Of rereading Lore Olympus. Ep 31-40

Gotta be real I keep forgetting to post these even tho I'm reading them but it's fine. Obviously I won't finish before the end of the 2 week break (this Saturday) but after this I may start reviewing episodes as they come out, who knows. Last part:

Ep 31

Theres so many other reasons you shouldnt work together but ok

Also shes literally so smart right like thats canon

Artemis is cool hera,,,sometimes

Which two sons i wish i knew the lo family tree as opposed to the real one yknow

How do heras powers work she felt her pain but doesnt know who??

I would kill for a comprehensive list of family tree and powers, dont even have to spoil powers just please i get so confused

Ep 32

Train ur fuckin dogs hades i think ive said that before

He changed skin color again but like not just light vs dark thats a whole diff shade of blue

Hehe threaten low class workers so cute and quirky hades

Why is uh psyche/whatever her nymph name is wearing more traditional clothes while not in the mortal realm

Love the dog

Hades has a point, even tho it makes no sense for him to have said that

Ok also point out in the like future episode he wants persephone to call him Aidoneus but doesnt like when others do it why

Thats my same thing with him calling her Kore like i know in the future its like explained or whatever but idk

Aphrodite has a point it was a favor in a way

A dumb way but yknow

I remember everyone losing it over the “im only interested in the dead ones” panel but looking at it its so lame LMAO changed his entire face shape for a panel

Ep 33

HECATE HECATE WOOOO

Im but a simple man

Hades texts like an old man i know he is one but

Also i am dying to know how his business works including as the god of the underworld like. Give me something

Then again, maybe i am a lil dumb when it comes to this

I always thought he was giving the little elevator friend a sugarcube lmao

I like how minthes ears react to her emotions

Stop fighting at work omg this would be the worst place to work at

“Hey can u do ur job”

Ep 34

Why this subplot ugh

The crown floats yet is sideways after she hits him

Also haha hitting

Also their relationship does confuse me just a tad bit yknow

All the clues were there hades you dumbass

“Cancel all my meetings” DO YOUR JOB

“This doesnt affect you in the same way” cause hes a man or a king or both but also kings seemed to get treated the same by their subjects until they are dicks and excute their power

From what ive seen

Then again we havent seen poseidon do that but that brings me to the point of I wanna see poseidon realm

thats . so creepy hades ew

“Smth must be done about this” like fair legal action right?....right?

Who reads newspapers these days anyways wait a second

Ep 35

See the laptop having news makes more sense like sure we make newspapers but ppl dont use em as often

“Biochemistry Theory” fun fact I switched majors to specifically avoid taking chemistry

What are they typing he just started speaking

What type of nymph is thetis bc i know minthe is a river nymph but thetis has fancy ears

They are so mean to each other lmao

The financial situation and the fact that they both are like sleeping with the kings confuse me why do both of them do it.

Like retrospectively i understand it but when i first read it i was like “are nymphs supposed to be like hookers??” so i was lost for a bit

“Hades micromanages computer usage” oh what a shit boss

Also the meal ticket she has a job sure hades gave it to her but

Idk maybe im slow

What an awful way to do a heart shape i just tried it wtf

“Crying is for wives” damn

Yes body issues that dont get brought up again right? Like she all of a sudden gets bigger boobs and i dont think hades pays ppl enough for cosmetic surgery

You guys know this is a work setting

Has rachel ever had a job bc this feels like a comical trope seen on tv the workplace drama yknow

LMAO IN THE LAST PANEL RACHEL FORGOT TO GIVE HER NYMPH EARS

Like fully normal ears i know its a mistake but its funny

Ep 36

“Not my circus not my monkeys” queen

Hades is it not your circus how dont involve hecate in this

“Stop starin at me with them big ol eyes”

Oof that does not look good on you, i mean why didnt you give her the coat

“I thought you didnt get jealous” ok she may have said that but literally everything about her contradicts that

And i love this part bc he doesnt call her crazy and they talk, i mean he hides some of the truth which like fuck him, and then they try to talk about the party and

Ugh i know minthe is supposed to be an antagonist but rachel does this weird thing where she tries to flesh her out, then realizes it would be an easy set up for a redemption arc and screws her over again

I know the ppl in the mortal realm are generally frightened of hades but why are ppl in olympus

“I wouldnt expect anything less from a goddess” so we are going to bring in the racism/speciesism that occurs in this story right

Its the middle of the day isnt he supposed to be in the mortal realm moving the sun or some shit

Ep 37

“Last night” Rachel its ok to space things out sweetie

Ok ok so one thing i hate about her characterization of apollo is he goes from being delusional to knowing what he did was at least slightly wrong and i hate both are fine stories but pick one he either is so infatuated with persephone that he thinks that they had a great time or he wants her for her power

And! A transition from one to the other would be fine, but she goes back in forth in his characterization

Little red vines look cool

Hehe cerberus

How did he escape tho

I love that dog

Ep 38

Oh its the greenhouse again

But this time it represents the evil feeling?

Idk but i like eye symbolism im lame lol

Why was she sleeping in the chair

When did she get those clothes i dunno if eros would buy her business casual

Artemis really sees all the signs and then goes “meh”

Like points out the possible crush on persephone just connect the dots they are so close

Why is there not more than one door

Why is no one getting off

How does rachel think train stops work

Ep 39

Also not thatanos with an undercut lmao

Ope its thanatos i mixed it up

Also minthe you just actively arent doing a good job like lmao how are you not getting fired

Hades smoking a cigar is so old and gross tbh

What an awful boss

That man has a point dont stand infront of the door

She gave her a little flower nice

Minthe i know ur being spiteful, weird bc hades explained shes just the daughter of a friend( i know its a lie but still) but just do your job

“It says restricted access but that lady says it was fine” i would just wait until someone came out theres no reason to go inside

Ep 40

Why would they not have a lock on this place actually

Why wouldnt she just leave the way she came

When did hades put on his glasses

How is it hades fault what

So many questions yknow for such a short episode

Also does this place not have security cameras in places that are tartarus

#anti lore olympus #lore olympus #my opinion #random thoughts #lore olympus critical #lo critical

[actuallyunreal]

Your AU seems really cool!!! Can you explain a little bit to me?

for sure! i know my first post about it was a LOT of words so ive been meaning to write a summary - that being said, this feels just as long if not longer LJFDKSLFJDSLKFDJS WHOOPS

SHORTEST SUMMARY: matt, for reasons of his own, digs out his old necronomicon from zombeh attack and begins a considerably faster-spreading zombie apocalypse with his new undead minions. included in his undead minions is jon, who he revived, eduardo, who is matt's necronomicon-powered enforcer, and mark, who is basically just a glorified manservant.

the situation is serious enough that the red army becomes involved, and tord decides to take matters into his own hands.

since the incident in 'the end', it seems as though matt, tom, and edd have been having some very complicated feelings. the dark power of the necronomicon seems to be affecting them each in very different ways that im exploring in the au. :3

edd's powers amplify his emotions and his emotions amplify his powers. despite this, he seems to be having a suspiciously good time despite the fact that it's the end of the world. tom's…. gestures at the tom puddle. toms "coping" (ill explore his character more thoroughly i pwomise >:U) and matt's…… coping by doing crimes against humanity u__u

longer details:

general idea is that the main four are very emotionally unavailable to each other, and that combined with the ew worlds zaniness means that theyre ~traumatized~ and dealing with it kind of badly.

zombeh attack is all pretty much canon, except theres specific medication treatments that can be used to unzombify people - so instead of being sucked into the necronomicon, released from the mortal coil, and generally zombified, matt, tord, tom and edd basically just had to keep on living with minor zombification symptoms. (the ambulance ride was very stressful LMAOOOO)

zombification has its benefits, including somewhat-easy replacement of limbs and heavily increased tenacity - but the detriments, including nerve damage, physical and mental trauma, etc, are considerably worse. matt managed to replace his arm early enough that he still has his old arm, but it's definitely not working perfectly. this, combined with the memory gun incident and vampirism have made his physical and mental situation a little bit… stressful for him! the incident in 'the end'

tords leg was already long-rotted by the point of hospitalization, and he ended up eventually creating his own robotic prosthesis, similar to his eventual super awesome robot arm. needless to say the guy definitely has issues from being dead for a while, eventually culminating in his betrayal in 'the end' :3 he's got a heavy hero complex and seems to take every responsibility very seriously, but also struggles with his own mortality and weakness

tom and edd………….. have got their own issues that i am just taking oddly seriously (zany emoji)

TL;DR trauma boys powered up by necronomicon, tord comes home and goes 'wtf is wrong with you' and everyones like 'what the fuck is wrong with YOU' and the answer is ~society~

poweredd, necromancer matt, monster tom, and tords here too! 8-)

#grim au #christ i can barely organize my thoughts LMAO