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gunsatthaphan · 5 months
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yes they are 🥹🫶🏻
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beetlevsboy · 8 months
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I just think Cody showing up to debrief with crazy beard burn and refusing to acknowledge it
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busty-and-youknowit · 1 month
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Everybody Stops When She Hits The Beach ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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thegoodmorningman · 1 year
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If you want proof, just give it a try!!!
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emery-writes · 2 years
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asexual jason todd except he doesnt realize it.
like. at all.
dick knows. tim knows. duke knows. steph knows. obviously cass and babs know. hell, even damian and bruce know.
everyone just...assumes its common knowledge. the only issue is that jason doesnt know.
this idea has been plaguing me. 
Jason: barbie, ya think id get some if i made a tinder? Babs, snorting: obviously. not tht you want that, tho
and jason just..takes it as a threat. like..he thinks babs doesnt want him to have sex or something, which he chalks up to her being his older sister, ya know?
but then things like that start happening more.
jason: hey, dickhead, hes pretty hot. seems like your type.
dick: like you’d know anything about that.
and jasons confused because, yeah, okay, maybe he hasnt gotten out with a lot of people, both before and after his death, but really?
tim: listen, okay, ik better then to ask abt anything relating to sex-
jason: ew
tim: -with you, but do you know any good places for dates that, you know, dont give the impression that you wanna fuck?
and then jason just starts listing places. because of course he knows.
hes well aware that if youre going on a date with someone, but u dont wanna have sex with them, you have to make sure the dates exhausting. so...carnivals, hikes, things like that.
tim thanks him and leaves and thats that.
maybe damian makes an offhanded comment about how jasons the only tolerable one in the family, since he’s not a sexual person. doesnt fawn after any women or men.
and, of course, jason takes offense, at first. he assumes the others will laugh, but no. 
no, everyone just kinda ignores it, besides steph, who leans over to jason and whispers something like, “we all think he’s gonna be asexual like you.”
and jason just. blue screens. 
because
wtf. why did they all think he was ace?
so, he leaves earlier than expected to go sit in his safehouse, contemplating his life. whilst doing so, he has that realization of “oh shit. i dont wanna have sex” 
he copes with that realization by thinking that at least now hed have a better reason as to why hes still a virgin
idk. just. jason seems like hed be oblivious while everyone else just knows.
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No escape not even in p5t
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sunflowerdigs · 4 months
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From Screenrant, after ranking Loki the best MCU project of 2023:
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You hear that, Marvel? Billions
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marinawolf · 11 months
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everyone knows kara and lena are together because they make it SO DAMN obvious, but no-one says a thing.
like, kara will accidentally wear an MIT t-shirt with her sweats on game night with Alex, or Lena will have a lipstick mark on her neck the exact shade of the lipstick kara wears AND WONT NOTICE IT ALL DAY.
and the STARES. they're thirsty af and can't hide it when they longingly gaze at each other from across the room, or when they're standing next to each other and their fingers twitch towards each other, or when Lena walks past Kara and her fingers brush against Kara's hips.
everyone knows when they're hiding somewhere and making out and they warn each other not to go there because KARA AND LENA ARE BEING HORNY AGAIN.
and then one day, tired of pretending, everyone plans an accidental barge in when they know kara and lena are making out in the supply closet just so that they don't have to pretend to not notice anything anymore.
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ebdaydreamer · 1 year
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season 6 vibes
Buck, to Hen: I think I'm in love with Eddie
Eddie: *appears sipping coffee*
Eddie: Congratulations, you're officially the last person to know
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twopoppies · 13 days
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https://x.com/hldpromo/status/1778449358091886701?s=46
oh.
Okay???
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artemispt · 1 year
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Alex knows…
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honksapling · 1 year
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an argentine morning show pulled up a tweet saying them & their boyfriend are waking up about to go home from vacation AND IT’S A PICTURE OF KARLNAP 😭 x
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nordictwin · 9 months
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talk to me about your iwatex headcanons and your big brain au i am b e g g i n g
My friend, I would love to.
General headcanons:
I know it's a commonly used pattern on clothing in the game, but I headcanon that teen!Sol adds that little diamond-shaped pattern to their clothes, because they want to match with Flulu as they grow. Because this is a "Flulu and Sol love each other very much" corner of the fandom.
If Noctilucent was less genocidal, they'd be the reluctant supervisor of all the kids, whenever they venture outside the colony. They'd be Tang's favorite Gardener, and they'd help her realize that Instance probably isn't the best role model.
This may as well be canon, but Utopia is up there with Kom in being loved by the kids - no matter the time-line or universe. They think she's the coolest. (Nem had a little crush on her, once upon a time).
The Overseer, while duty-bound to follow their instructions, is actually bored with the status quo of things. If the humans can learn to co-exist on Vertumna and repeat their past mistakes, then they're actually delighted to see new, intelligent life on the planet. I feel like a lot of those little "Sol vibes with nature" moments in the game? That's the Overseer joining them, feeling their connection to the Wormhole.
Sol and Dys are the Overseer's favorite children, no matter their choices. They don't know, but they've got a god-like grandparent following their every step on the planet.
This is related to another AU I have, and not so much a headcanon as it is canon to that AU, which I've called the Solution AU, where Sol and the Overseer do some ✨✨ space magic ✨✨ and send Sol's soul back to before the Convergent Domain and make Sol a part of Vertumna itself in preparation for the Statros and Helios to arrive, but: in that universe, where there's no Sol among the Stratos, Flulu and Geranium adopt Tang and Dys, and because Flulu isn't afraid of calling Instance out on her unhealthier mindset and the like, they end up as happier children and more open-minded.
Okay, Everyone Knows AU lore time:
Because Tang is already aware that Instance, though having good intentions, is in fact not a Good Person. This means she's also a lot more critical of Instance's methods. This results in Instance gaining herself a tiny rival - annoying at best, when Tang is still pint-sized, but much more of a threat to her position when she's grown and learned more from the Gardeners. There's mutual respect between them, and Instance is proud as a teacher, but a part of her also despises having a child, of all people, question and counter her every move.
Let's talk Governor Eudicot. Eudicot knows there's something up with the kids. She doesn't know what, but she knows there's something with them. All the adults do, but most chalk it up to trauma from the crash or an extreme reaction to suddenly being planet-side. She's particularly baffled by the almost complete 180 from Marz, but... she can't say she isn't pleased with it. I dare say Marz ends up as an unexpected favorite amongst the children, right alongside helpful and cheerful Sol.
As stated numerous times before, Sol is living their best life. Just always so happy and relaxed, it'd driven Vace up the wall, if he hadn't also changed. It's to the point where the Helios think their augment is just "always being happy". Nope, they have Calm Temperament (because that's my favorite augment for them). They just suddenly have nothing to stress about, and their friends are just getting along so much better now? Wow!
Truth is, of course Sol can tell something is up, much like Eudicot. They're a little oblivious, but not stupid. Noct has never been around like this before, Sym is always on the verge of collapsing from laughter, and Vace hasn't broken Rex's arm. They know that for this many things to change, something seriously big must've happened while they were out cold. But at this point... who can blame them for not wanting to question anything? This time around, Sol can get to be a child and grow at their own pace. Nap in the sun, goof off in class, roll in the dirt and all the things they haven't got to do in a long, long time.
As stated before, but even more so for this AU, the Overseer loves Sol to pieces. Truly grandpa's favorite little star child.
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prynacle · 8 months
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"He'd already decided he was going to marry Lunafreya."
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swirlymarimo · 1 year
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Modern Au: Lunch Meetup
Nami: Hey Sanji let me see your phone, mine is charging in the car.
Sanji: Of course Nami san what for?
Nami: I'm gonna text Zoro real quick to make sure he and Usopp are on the way. He won't answer me if he's driving.
Sanji: Oh, uh actually let me do it.
Nami: *raises eyebrow*
Sanji: *nervous sweating* it's not for the reason you think.
Nami: Whatever you say Sanji kun.
Sanji: It's not! I just...don't think you should have to waste any of your precious time keeping tabs on those idiots. That's all.
Luffy: You're bad at lying Sanji.
Franky: Yeah man everyone already knows you two are a thing.
Robin: *giggles* Leave them be Franky. They'll tell us when they're ready.
Sanji: *mortified*
Nami: *over it*
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Huge fan of Trans Big Mac, especially the implications of the alicorn princess dream thing. Cus, like-
Does she have that dream often? Because at being told "you can do anything in a dream" she did not fucking hesitate. Is becoming an alicorn princess a common egg dream in the MLP-verse? Does Luna, known dreamwalker, know about this?
Trust me, I have had some Thoughts.
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